870 Yo Momma Jokes in “Hot August 2008 Yo Mamma Jokes”
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The heat of summer is here and yo momma smells like a tampon recycling plant…
yo mama so nasty, she took a shit and for got 2 wipe her ass.
Your momma’s so fat, that when she goes to walmart, she buys jeans two sizes to small, then goes back the next day and says these pants are too big, look at my huge badonkadonk yo!!!
Your momma’s so ugly when she goes walking down the street, people take one look at her at say, “Ah!!! Run away it’s godzilla!!!”
Ur momma so ugly she’s ugly
yo mama sooo fat when u went swiming she jumped in the ocean and sanged “we are family”
yo mama is sooo studpid she study 4 a drug test
yo mama is so poor she uses tooth floss as underwear.
Yo momma so fat when she walks she makes the radio skip.
Your momma is so old, she farts dust.. her social security number is 1, and has an I.O.U. from mosses.