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yo mama is so dumb, like u
yo momma is so hairy when she saw sasquach he said owww
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Yo momma is so nasty, even the swine flu won’t go near her.
yo momma got lost in a herd of cows and nobody could find her.
yo momma likes sports, she uses a baseball bat as a dildo
yo momma is so stupid she doesn’t register on the IQ scale
yo momma is so big she can only be weighed on the ricter scale
yo momma is so greasy, when the price of oil goes up she feels rich
yo momma is so hairy she needs hedge clippers to trim her moustache
yo momma is so easy, she goes down like the stock market in 2008
yo momas so dirty, when she takes a bath, water turn to melted chocolate
Yoo momma soo stupid she suck peters dick
Your momma is so stupid, she thought her birthday horoscope was a disease
yo madre is so dirty, she got deported back to mexico
yo madre is so hairy, she rents a carpet cleaner to shampoo
yo madre is so dumb, she thought you would be successful
Your momma is so fat we can bowl wit her stretch marks (lane 1)
yo momma so fat she doesnt even fit in this joke
Yo mommas teeth is so yellow she took the sun out of buisness
Yo mamas teeth is so yellow she took the sun out of buisness
yo momma ia so nice, she lets the neighbor borrow her panties
your momma is so poor she make black ppl from Africa look rich
your momma is so scary she scared the ring back to the tv
your momma so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
ur momma so fat that when she farted she caused hurricane Catrina
yo mama so stupid, she thout the nintendo DS was made by miltonbradly!
Yo momma is so pale, she gets a sunburn from the moon
Your mom has so many stretch marks, she looks like a zebra
Yo moms is so ugly, the dog catcher put her in the pound thinking she was a st. bernard
You Momma is so FAT that after she joined MySpace they had to call it NoSpace!
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Andy, a very interesting post thanks for writing it!
Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American’s throw rice at theirs?
actually u couldnt cry under water because when you cry you inhale and exhale quite frequently wich would make you drown
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Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?
You mamma so greasy, Everytime she got cut bacon grease spilled out.
Yo mamma so hairy, They filmed “Gorillas In The Mist” in her shower.
yo mama so stupid she put a paper on the television and thought it was paperview
Your momma so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran
Yo Mama So Poor She took Your Black and white Tv To the end of The Rainbow to get Color
yo mama so fat, she weigh a ton. lol
yo mama so fat
yo mama is so fat even godzilla wouldnt date her
yo momma so stupid, she rang me just to find out what my number was
yo momma is so skinny when she ate a MnM she looked 9 monthes pregnant
yo momma so stupid that i asked her to get a color tv and she said what color
yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed just to see how long she slept
soz this is bit racist but wat did god say wen he made the first blck person? OOPS I BURNT IT!!! hahaha
YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE PUT 20 CENTS IN A PARKING METER AND WAITED FOR A GUM BALL TO COME OUT!!
Valuable thoughts and advices. I read your topic with great interest.
Yo mama’s so fat that her pants size is “bitch lose some weigth!”
yo momma is so easy a caveman could do her…
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yo mamma so ugly when she went into a bank they turned off the serveillance cameras.
yo momma so ghetto she was artifically insiminated and asked the sperm bank teller for child support.
yo mommas had so many one night stands they call her the one hit wonder
yo momma so ugly joan rivers saw her and gave her a number to a plastic surgeon.
yo momma so big when she pees she comes across the tv as a flash flood warning.
yo momma so fat I seen her come in last place on dance your ass off
yo momma so fat she farted on a plane and security took it as a terorist threat.
tell me why your momma so old she wobbles like a 69 buick with a bent rim
yo momma so fat when she farts they call her back draft
yo momma so old they called her mulf insted of milf
yo momma so fat she need a beep that goes off when shes in reverse gear so when shes backin up traffic knows to veer.
yo mama old that she grem up with juesus
Yo mommas got so much facial hair she has to go to gay clubs to get laid cause they think shes a man.
Yo momma and your sisters got so much facial hair they call them zz top
your momma so big she wobbles like a 69 buick with a bent rim. (that was my anonymous joke I forgot to put my name in)
yo momma so fat when she walks she causes mud slides in California.
yo momma so old she has a weave made from mammoth hair
yo momma so old she planted the garden of eden.
Yo Momma so ugly I had to hire Michael Jackson to tell her to “Just Beat It!”, but then he died!
I liked it. So much useful material. I read with great interest.
yo mamma is so stupid she rubbed my spurm on her face and she thought it was proactive
Yo Momma so stupid she thought a nut cracker cracked nuts!!
Yo momma so dumb she yelled,”catch that man in the yellow jacket.”And he was wearing a yellow shirt!!
Yo momma so stupid she thought rock candy was made out of real rocks!!!
Yo momma so stupid that she was a mexican and couldnt read spanish!!!
Your Mother is so stupid she forgot that she was Gangster.
Yo momma so short that she played one of the dwarfs in Snowwhite
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Yo momma so stupid, she sat on the dog and thought it was a love seat
Mark Sanchez’s mother is so crying because I am kicking her son’s ass on Monday Night Football
Yo momma is so dumb, she bought a six pack of beer, drank two and tried to return four of them for a refund
Yo momma is so stupid that on an job applacation it asked for sex and she wrote Monday, Tuesday, and Friday!!!
Yo momma is so stupid that on a job applacation it said “DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE” and she wrote “OK”
Yo momma is so stupid she asked “WHATS THE NUMBER FOR 911″
Yo momma is so stupid she asked “HOW DO U SPELL OK”
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said “TO BE CONTINUED”
yo pappa so drunk when he went to the city, he yelled at the taxi to keep going.
Yo mumma is so dumb when she went to start the car she hopped in the boot.
Talk about good timing. This is just what I had been searching for and had been needing. Great article. Thank you.
Yo mamma so fat she make dookie look like shit.
yo momma so fat when she steps out side its armagedan
Yo momma so stupid she thought that your grandma was a father!!!
yo momma so stupid that she thought kara was cool.
Yo momma so dumb when she opened the fridge door she said;”Excuse me.” cuz the mannonaise was dressing!!
yo mommas so skinny she makes you look like a kayla
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said `hey one prson at a time`
Yo mamma so blind she threw a rock t the ground and missed
Yo mamma so fat, when she falls off the bed she falls both sides
Yo momma so fat that when she walked past the television, I miss an episode.
yo momma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said her phone number
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yo momma so old that wen she went to space the moon waz not discoverd yet
yo mama so fat she jumped in the ocean the ocean jumped out and siad, ” i’ll wait my turn.”
your mama’s so big they don make poles that size!
yo momma’s so white she makes a clone trooper look black;yo mama’s so black she makes an african american look white!!!
yo momma so hairy she makes chewbacca look plain bald!!!
yo papa so freakin fat climb on top of him and yo ears pop
yur mama soooo ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…
yo momma so fat, when she was in high school people called her stephen murdoch
yo momma so dirty she keep ice between her legs to keep her krabs fresh
yomama so fat she sank the titanic
yomama is so stupid she can’t pass a blood
yomomma is so stupid she ordered a cheeseburger whith no cheese
yomomma has so many chins it looks like she’s wearing a fat neckless
Yo momma is so old, she’s your grandma
Yo mama so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
Yo mama so stupid she stuck two energizer batteries up her but n’ said, ” I GOT THE POWER”!
Yo mama like Chuckey Chesse’s 25 cents fuuuuun!
Yo mama like Geico so easy a caveman can do it.
Yo mama like a vacum, she sucks she blows then ya throw her in a closet.
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than in the chinese directory.
Yo momma is so fat
yo momma so stupid she thought”wu tang” was an african orange juice
yo mama is so fat she eats her own hand while eating shrimp.
Yo mama so fat when she died she fit in her coffin.
yo mama so hairy they shot the movie tarzan in her
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Noel, it is a great post thanks for writing it!
Yo mammy is so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs…
yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
yo mama so stpid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball to pop out
yo mama so old she left her purse on noah’s arc
yo mama so old she ran track with dinos
yo mama so old in school she didnt have to take thre history class
he used the same technique in the end and it worked
yo mommas sucks balls she calls mine the evelasting gobstoppers
Yo momma so flat she can wlk around with no top and not get a ticket for public ludness
Yo mommas so white when I turned on the light she dissapeared.
Yo mommas so fat she farted and caused the space ship columbia to explode
Yo mommas sucks so much muff they call her shop vac
Yo mommas so big boned when paleontologis found her they thought she was a boronosauris
Yo momma so stupid she thought sesame chiken was made by big bird and elmo
Yo mommas broke so many mirrors they call her the dream shatterer
Yo mommas pussy clogs like Mcdonalds grease trap
Yo momma has concept vibrator that shit gets 50 miles to the gallon
Yo mommas so gay if she were a baseball player shed be lenny Dykstra
Yo momma gave me a hand job so I dedicated the New Boyz to her Your A jerk Your A Jerk You A Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk
Yo momma Bounces back like Rubbermaid She was built out of recycled condoms
Yo mommas green power they cal her bio deisel
Yo momma so funky they call her pussy the grand funk railroad
Yo mommas so ugly she was born on april fools and when your grandparents seen er thought it was a joke
I asked yo momma when she was going to top making porn she said I aint no quiter
yo mommas rode so much cob they call her corn star
Yo mommas name is oral b she uses my dick for a tooth brush
yo momma sets a good example she likes being a leader cause she likes being followed by my dick
Yo mommas from singapor she likes her ass cained in stadium full of spectators
How much money is needed to live without doing work and earn money without effort?
Yo mommas titties are so lobsided she has to drink a whole can of v8 to them bolth in the same bra
yo mommas so fat igot on her facebook and all i got was a picture of her bellybutton
Yo mommas so busted she gave the mirror 7 years of bad luck
yo mommas so white when i turned on the light she disappeared
Yo momma is so fat that when she sat on a rainbow, skittles came out!!!
Yo momma is so ugly that she had a child and it looked like you!!!!
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Why aren’t there bullet-proof pants?
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How much money can you save by saving energy at home?
your mama is so fat every time she turna around it is her birthday
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If you’re cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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You can cry underwater your tears are merely hidden.
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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
Yo momma so fat she just fat
YOUR MUMMA IS SO UGLY THEY MISTOOK HER FOR KING KONG
YOUR MUMMA IS SO FAT THEY MISTOOK HER FOR KING KONG
He was to say “what a load of crap!” just for the sake of irony, but I’ll refrain
How does the Fed increase the money supply?
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ymomma is so dumm she forgot to flush the toilet her children cuold’nt go to the restroom
yo momma is so fat she got jacked by king kong
yo momma is so ugly they thogth she was a rare animal
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yo momma so hairy her dog gets an erection
yo momma so fat buddha does not feel wise anymore
yo momma so fat when she got hit by a train she said who threw that rock…
yo mommas boobs are so big there nickname is DAY-UM
your mom gay
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your momma is so stupid I ased if they called you she said who these nuts!
Then she said I have some to
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Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
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Such an enjoyable read, and fantastic comments
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The percentage of children classified as special education continues to increase. Does anyone know why?
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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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