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Yo momma is so ugly, she wears a mask everyday except halloween.
Tweetyour momma so fat she stept on a quurter and jo
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she steped on the scale they said, sorry we dont do livetock.
Tweetthis age sucks with jokes
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Tweetyo mamma is so poor,people from africa send her money
TweetYo momma so fat when she got on the the weight scale it said out of order
Tweetyo momma so dumb the sign said disney world left and she went home crying
Tweetyo mamma so dumb when the judge say order in the court she say chicken and fris
TweetYo momma So fat She Jumped In the air and got stuck
Tweetjack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his crown and found out the was your mother
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said to be continued
TweetYo momma so dumb that she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
TweetAnonymous
Tweetyour momma so fat
TweetYo mommas so stupid when she looked down at her arm pit hair she thought it was a jungle down there woo look at that tiger
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house
Tweetyo mommas so fat shes on both sides of the family
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mommas so poor she can’t even pay attention
TweetYour mammas so fat you can find her on the world map.
TweetYo momma is so fat, when her parents tryed to wipe her a** when she was 2, they fell right in!
TweetYo momma is so fat, when she went to h**l, the devel said, “Sorry, there’s no room.”
TweetYo momma is so fat, she has to get on a scale to remember her phone number!
TweetYo momma is so fat, when she went to the beach, she said, “This pool is too small.”
TweetYo mamas so stupied that wen she saw a bus full of white prople she yelled ” stop that twinki “”
TweetYoo mamma soee fatt thatt wenn shee stepped onn thee scalle iit keptt goiin onn andd onn
Tweetyo mama so hairy it looks like she has bigfoot in a head lock
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Tweety0 mammas s0 0ld that she breaths 0ut dust
Tweetyo mammas so greedy, when she dies world hunger will end
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat, mount everest is one of her tits
Tweetyo mamma’s so ugly when she was born people thought she was the afterbirth
Tweetyo mamma’s so old, i patted her on the back and her tits fell off
Tweetyo mamma’s got so much flab, she has more roles than gregs the bakers
Tweetyo dads so gay that even gay people will reject him
Tweetyo mammas so stupid it takes 3001 of her to screw in a light bulb, one to put the light bulb in and 3000 to lift up and turn the house 360 so the light bulb gets screwed in
Tweetyo momma so dum i told her Christmas was on the corner then she went lookin
TweetYo momma like a vaccum cleaner she sucks , blows and lies in the closet
TweetYo momma like a squirell, she can’t keep nuts out of her mouth.
TweetSorry the vaccum cleaner 1 is mine but forgot to put name on
TweetYour momma’s like a hardware store 5 cents a screw
TweetYour momma’s like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her
TweetYo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, “What a treasure!” and her father said, “Yea, let’s go bury it!”
TweetYo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
TweetYo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
TweetYo momma is in a wheelchair screaming “I AIN’T STANDING
TweetFOR THIS SHIT”
Yo momma in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna push
me ’round no more.”
Yo momma grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn’t
Tweeteven serve Happy Meals.
Yo momma so slutty that I could’ve been your daddy, but the guy in line
Tweetbehind me had the correct change.
Yo momma so slutty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear
Tweetinfection.
Your momma’s like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!
Your momma’s like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!
Your momma’s like a bus everyone gets a ride!
Your momma’s like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.
TweetYO MOMMA SO DUMB
1. Yo momma so dumb she studied for a drug test!
2. Yo momma so dumb she thought, “Wu Tang” was an African orange drink!
3. Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
4. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
5. Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
6. Yo momma so dumb she could trip over a cordless phone!
7. Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
8. Yo momma so dumb she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
9. Yo momma so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
10. Yo momma so dumb she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. Yo momma so dumb when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, “O.K.”
12. Yo momma so dumb she stole free bread.
13. Yo momma so dumb she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
14. Yo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
15. Yo momma so dumb she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
16. Yo momma so dumb she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
17. Yo momma so dumb it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
18. Yo momma so dumb when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not permitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
19. Yo momma so dumb she told everyone that she was “Illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
20. Yo momma so dumb that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
21. Yo momma so dumb you have to dig for her IQ!
22. Yo momma so dumb it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
23. Yo momma so dumb she took a cup to see Juice.
24. Yo momma so dumb she asked you, “What is the number for 999?”
25. Yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out.
26. Yo momma so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
27. Yo momma so dumb she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
28. Yo momma so dumb she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
29. Yo momma so dumb she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
30. Yo momma so dumb when asked on an application, “Sex?” she marked, “M, F and sometimes Wednesday too.”
31. Yo momma so dumb she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Sprite!
32. Yo momma so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
33. Yo momma so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
34. Yo momma so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
35. Yo momma so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus and it wasn’t there she took the 22 twice instead.
36. Yo momma so dumb she jumped out the window and went up.
37. Yo momma so dumb she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
38. Yo momma so dumb that under “Education” on her job application, she put “Hooked on Phonics.”
39. Yo momma so dumb she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
40. Yo momma so dumb she watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
41. Yo momma so dumb she was born on Independence Day and can’t remember her birthday.
42. Yo momma so dumb she thought gangrene was another golf course.
43. Yo momma so dumb that she went to an L.A. Clippers game to get a hair cut.
44. Yo momma so dumb she couldn’t read an audio book.
45. Yo momma so dumb it takes her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
46. Yo momma so dumb she stands up on an empty bus.
47. Yo momma so dumb it take her a week to get rid of a 24 hour virus.
48. Yo momma so dumb she has to ask for help to use hamburger helper .
49. Yo momma so dumb she went to Disney Land and saw a sign that said “Disney Land - Left” so she went home.
50. Yo momma so dumb she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, “Guess” so she said, “Levi’s.”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT…
1. Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
2. Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”
3. Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
4. Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
5. Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
6. Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
7. Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
8. Yo momma so fat she’s on both side of the family.
9. Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
10. Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
11. Yo momma so fat that when God said “Let There Be Light” he told her to move her fat ass over!
12. Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
13. Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she’s backing up!
14. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!
15. Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
16. Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
17. Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
18. Yo momma so fat she’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
19. Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
20. Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says “To be continued.”
21. Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAY-UM!”
22. Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
23. Yo momma so fat we’re in her right now!
24. Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
25. Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
26. Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Eagles.
27. Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!
28. Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
29. Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling “Free Willy!”
30. Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
31. Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
32. Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “I’ll Take It!”
33. Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”
34. Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
35. Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
36. Yo momma so fat I’ve known her all my life … and I still haven’t seen ALL of her!
37. Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
38. Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
39. Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
40. Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
TweetYO MOMMA’S SO DIRTY
Your momma’s house is so dirty before you walk outside you have to wipe your feet.
Your momma’s so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water.
Your momma’s so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
Your momma’s so dirty that when she went swimming at the beach, she left a ring around the ocean!
Your momma’s so dirty the flies on a dog shit passed out
Your momma’s so dirty bigfoot took a photo of her
Tweet1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It’s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it’s best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It’s easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.
6. It’s usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It’s best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don’t need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you’re with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it’s usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you’ve got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it’s nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you’re over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That’s why some of them are called Mountin’ Bikes.
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Tweetwhy sex is like riding a bike
1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It’s best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it’s best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It’s easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it’s usually not as much fun.
6. It’s usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It’s best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don’t need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you’re with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it’s usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you’ve got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it’s nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you’re over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That’s why some of them are called Mountin’ Bikes.
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TweetHow to make a girl scream
There were these three guys outside of a bar. There was a black guy, a white guy, and a chinese guy. They all had been in the bar before and saw this gorgious women.
Well they made a bet to see who could make the woman scream.
The black guy goes in a comes out and the women is laughing, and then the white guys goes in, well after he comes out she is laughing even harder.
The chinese guy goes in and a after a few minutes she is screaming bloody murder. Then he comes out, and the other two guys said how did you do that, and the chinese guy goes “Me chinese, me play trick, me put hot sauce on my dick!”
TweetA young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
“If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked.
“Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
“Go and get help!” he cried.
“But I can’t. I’m naked and my clothes are gone!”
“Take my shoe”, he said, “and cover yourself.”
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, “Please help me! My boyfriend’s stuck!”
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, “There’s nothing I can do…he’s in too far.”
TweetYo momma so fat she can be used for a monstertruck wheel
Tweetyo momma so skinny she uses a cheerio for a hulahoop
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought tacobell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyo momma so stupid she didn’t know the recipe to make ice
Tweetyo momma so poor she slept on the street
Tweetyo momma so fat she did a 360 on a skateboard
Tweetyo momma sougly she got kicked out of the store
Tweetyo momma so fat everyone used her as a trampoline
Tweetyo momma so weak she couldnt shut her eyes in her sleep
Tweetyo momma so stupid she drove to texas to use the bathroom
Tweetyo momma so stupid she went to the store and smacked everyone wit a pawn
Tweetyo momma so stupid it was 2010 and she goin to look for an atari 2600
Tweetyo momma so fat she captured everyone wit her big ass
Tweetyo momma so stupid this what she did
1: She took off her clothes.
Tweet2: she drove but naked.
3: she went to a 6th grade school and asked a boy, you wanna have sex?
4: she had sex wit a 6th grade boy in his class.
5: she was raped by the police.
THE END
yo momma so fat she took a shit and it flew in the air
Tweetyo mamma so old god is her great grandson
TweetI told her drinks were on the house…so she went and got a ladder…
she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner
she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
she noticed a sign reading ‘Wet Floor’…so she just did!
it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, “Wow, it comes with cable too!”
she asked for a refund on a jigsaw puzzle complaining it was broken.
she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.
she sold her Car for Petrol cash!
she reckoned a Quarterback was a refund…
she once attempted to commit suicide by jumping off a Kerb.
she leaves tell tales signs she’s been using my computer - white out (tipp ex) is on the screen.
she took a job cutting grass on an Oil Rig.
I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
it took her 2 days to make Microwaveable Pot Noodles.
she invented a silent car alarm.
that when you stand beside her you can actually hear the ocean
she really thought the cinema was selling Free Willies…
she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.
she was born on Halloween and can’t remember her birthday.
she thought Morning Dew was a New York radio station.
she lost her shadow.
she went to a Whalers game to see Kiko.
she somehow got fired from a Blow-Job
she thought Hot Meals were stolen food.
she make Laurel and Hardy look like Nobel Prize winners.
when I asked her to purchase me a Colour TV she asked me…’Which colour?’
You Momma so Stupid that they even make Crazy Pranks & Hilarious Gags she can understand
Anything Yo’s - So Damn Stupid…
Yo Poppa so stupid he studied for a Dope test!
Yo Postman so stupid that on his recorded delivery form where it says ‘Don’t write below dotted line’, he puts ‘OK’
Yo teacher so stupid she booked herself into the Bettie Ford clinic cos she thought she was Hooked On Phonics.
Yo Boss so stupid he bought everybody in the department solar powered flashlights incase of a blackout…
Yo Business associate so stupid he thought Gangrene was another golf course.
Your Kid Sister so damn stupid she put your puppy in the oven to make a Hot Dog.
Yo’ Sister is so insanely stupid that last week she asked me to go to the lost and found with her when she missed her period.
Yo Dentist so stupid he uses mayonnaise as tooth filler
Yo Sister so dumb that she thought Taco Bell was Mexican phone company.
Your Grandpa so achingly stupid he think Beirut is a famous baseballer.
Your kid bro so stupid he try to strangle himself with his mobile phone.
Yo Minister so stupid he gives Sermons on Genesis….Phil Collins old band…
Your Kid sister so damn stupid she stands up on an empty School bus.
Yo Mom so stupid that Oxford had to change the definition of Dumb…it now read: Dumb(n) - yo’ Mama
Yo Burglar so stupid he broke into yo house and stole food stamps
You cousin so stupid I told him to take out the garbage…so he moved house…
Yo Bus driver so stupid that she went to Disneyworld, saw a sign that said “Disneyworld Left” so drove home.
Yo Politics professor so stupid he ask George W Bush to guest lecture on Government 101.
Yo’ accountant so darn stupid he thinks a Quarterback is an income tax refund.
Your Computer Repairman so stupid he picks up your floppy’s with magnets
Yo Mother-in-law so stupid, she won first place in the Dan Quale spelling contest
Yo Archeology Professor so damn stupid they have to dig for her IQ!
Yo Girlfriend so stupid, she teaches night classes at Stupid College.
Yo’ Father in law so idiotic that he took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo Sister’s so stupid she could trip over a cordless telephone.
Yo Dog walker so stupid he took yo pet dog to the Clippers game to get him a haircut
Your Big Sister so god awfully stupid that they had to burn her school down just to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo Father’s so freakin stupid he has 1 toe on each foot, yet he just bought himself a pair of flip flops.
You Grandma’s so stupid when I tell her it’s chilly outside, she goes to fetch a bowl.
Your Grandpa so freakin stupid he sent me a fax with a 1st class stamp on it!
Yo BT Telephone repairman so freakin stupid he asked me what the number for 999 was…
Yo girlfriend so stupid when her Apple Mac says ‘You’ve got mail” she runs outside to wait for the Postman
Yo Uncle so astonishingly stupid that he thought Nestle Cheerio’s were a new type of Donut Seed
Yo Auntie so dumb her weekly shopping list consist of 1 item - ‘Hundreds and thousands’
Your Dog’s so stupid he bury’s his own tail
Yo mama’s so stupid, wait…she had you didn’t she!
Yo Mother in law so stupid I saw her in Safeway’s frozen food section with a fishing rod
Yo Uncle so stupid…heck, he marry your Auntie for christ sake!
Yo Priest so stupid I saw him worshiping at the feet of David Copperfield
Yo Reverand so stupid he asks David Ike for advice
Yo Grannie so dumb she go to the 24-hr convenience store and asks what time do they close…
Yo Mother in law so hellishly stupid, that Tony Blair is considering making dumbness a crime, punishable by lethal injection.
Your doctor’s so stupid he uses his mp3 player as a stethoscope
TweetWow I only just saw how long I spent on this site lol
TweetYour momma’s like a toilet, she’s so full of shît
TweetIf my dog had a face as ugly as your momma’s, I’d shave
his a?š and make him walk backwards.
It took yo momma 10 tries to get her drivers license,
she couldnt get used to the front seat!
I seen your mother downtown scrapping with a pigeon
Tweetfor a peanut.
All of the names that involve Jacob K are me
TweetYo momma must work at subway cus she gives me a foot long XD
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Tweetyo momma so fat when she tried to jump in the ocean she didnt hit water
TweetYo momma so fat when she goes outside in a red dress people shout hay kool aid
TweetYo momma so old she sat by Jesus in history
TweetYo momma so old Jesus is in her year book
TweetYo momma so old her birth certifecte is expired
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she jumped off da building after she had a can of red bull becoz she thought it gives you wings
Tweetyo mamas sooooo fat on call of duty (modern warfare)she counts as a triple kill
Tweetur mamas so short that she has 2 climb onto da dog nd she thnks its a horse
Tweetyo daadi ammas sooo fat that she sat on da earth and flatend us
TweetJacobK’s jokes are so old, Fred Flinstone is sueing him for copyright infringement.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she goes to the gym and buys chocolate
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Tweetyo momma `head so big nasa thought her head was the moon
Tweetyo’ momma so fat her belt size is equator
Tweetyou guy’s mommas so fat and stupid that they raised kids like you who can’t even come up with jokes that make sense
TweetYo momma so old, she needs 5 cakes just to fit all of the candles
yo mommas so fat when she sat ona tempurpedic bed, her wine glass spilt
TweetYo momma is so ugly, that Obama says no we can’t
Tweetyo mama so dumb she put lipstick on her forhead to make up her mind!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo mamma is so stupid, she goes to dick’s to buy a vibrator
Tweetyo mama so dame ugly they mistaken her for a banboos butt saywhat about thst ugly ass butt that stinks like a bloody stanky pad
Tweetyou so ugly when you were born your mom looked at your dad and said damn i should of just gave you head
TweetYo momma is so ugly, kids think it’s Halloween
Tweetyo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
TweetYou so ugly, people call u predator
Tweetyo mama so fat she brought a spoon the super bowl and a glass of some crusty spoiled milk
TweetYou so ugly, Oprah won’t even let u on the show
TweetYo mamma so dumb, she says she didnt see Popeyes at Fast Food Restaurant.
TweetYo Mammas so fat She’s got a season for mcdonalds.
TweetYo momma’s so fat, that she has cheat codes for wii fit.
Tweetyo mama is fat she has her own solar system
Tweetyo momma so ugly she went to an ugly competition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama so fat God couldnt lift her spirit
Tweetyo mama is ugly even if she was a cure of aids no one would kiss her
Tweetyour mamma soo fat she makes the pacific ocean look like a kiddy pool :DD
Tweetyo mama so bitch her dad wouldnt fock her
TweetYo momma is so big that when she went in the ocean everyone screamed..FREEE WILLLYY!!!!
Tweetyo mama just like a TV, a 3 year old can turn her on
Tweetyo mama so fat ,i took a pic of her last christmas and its still printing
TweetYo mommas heads so small she got her ears pierced and died
Tweetyo momma so poor she cant afford a free sample
Tweetyo momma is so nasty she poors salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with a freind.
Tweetyo momma is so fat dat when she steped on a scale it said to b continued
TweetYo mamma is so old, her Birth certificate read EXPIRED!
TweetYo Mamma is so Poor, when Someone Steps on a Cigar, she says, ” Aww man, You Turned off the Lamp”.
TweetYo Mamma is so Hairy, When She Walked into the carpet store, someone walked up to her and told the cashier, ” How Much is This one”.
TweetYo mamma is so embarassing, She Made You Go to school in a pink tux.
TweetYo mamma is so fat when she jumped outta plane, she didn’t need a parashoot.
TweetYo mamma is so BI, when a man asked her out to dinner, she said sure, 5:00. When a Woman asked her out she said, ” Don’t Get Me Started, Hotty”.
TweetYo mamma is so stoopid, She Told escimoes with 5 coats on, ” Put Some Cloths on, Pervert”.
TweetAccording to a recent Yo mamma Joke: Yo mamma;hairy; Carpet Store;Cashier;……… Cashier Response: That is 5 Bucks, Sir.
Tweetyo mamma is so guetto, When She Breastfeeds, Kool aid comes out.
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly, when she looked in the Mirror, The Mirror Had no Reflection.
TweetYo Mamma is so ugly, she makes onions cry. lol
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly, when she walked into a haunted mansion, the manager of the mansion took the help wanted sign off the windows.
Tweetyo mamma is so panicy, when someone found illegal drugs on the floor, she yelled, “I SURRENDER!!!”.
TweetYo Mamma is so raceist, when a black kid didn’t like chocolate, she said, ” Maybee its because your the same color”.
TweetYo Mamma is so stupid, she gets tampons confused with boners.
TweetYo mamma is so guetto, when she was in the living room, she was sure ‘living’ in the bathroom.
TweetYo mamma is so stupid, when the mailman comes, the Dogs are not the only thing running after him.
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly, when she looked out of a window, she got arrested for mooning.
TweetYo Mamma is so hairy, Bigfoot fell in love with her.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat, you couldn’t tell if she was pregnant or not.
Tweetyo mamma is so hot, she made the sun jealous.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made frankenstein look good
TweetYo mama is so damn fat that when she fell on the floor she shook the whole house and broke the floor.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she walks on the beach the whales sing we are family even no your bigger then me
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Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow she jumped in the pool and made instint limonade
Tweetyour mama so fat when she goes to swim at the beach the water jumps out and says I`ll wait my turn
Tweetyour mama so old she played hop schoch with jeasus
TweetThanks.what a lengthy and in depth article but full of useful information
Tweetyo momma is so ugle she took the devil out of the uglest list
Tweetyo momma like a big mac 99p and 100% fat
TweetYo momma so stupid she thought that a quarter back was a refund
Tweetya muma so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama so stupid she makes up her mind by putting lipstick pon her forehead
TweetYo momma so stupid when she took bus 44 she just took bus 22 twice instead
TweetYo momma so stupid when she saw orange juice it took her an hour to drink cuz it said concentrate
TweetYo momma so stupid she thought taco bell wuz a mexican phone company
Tweetyo momma is so fat she got baptized in the ocean.
TweetYo mama is so fat when she goes to eye hop she serves her own flapjacks
TweetYo mama’s so stupid she thought the iPad was some kind of interactive sanitary towel
TweetYo mama’s so fat she uses the ocean as a bath
Tweetyo momma so fat when she wat taning on the beach every one was running yelling FREE WILLY
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo momma so small she jumped off the side walk and commited suicide
Tweetyo momma so black she went to night school and got counted absent
Tweethell
TweetYomomy so fat
Tweetyoure such a mistake your birth certificate is an apolagy note from the condom factory
Tweetyo mama so stupid she shoced batterys up her ass and said I got the power
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she walked into the museum the whales started singing we are family
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried commiting suacide by jumping off a curb
Tweetyo mama so fat her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she wanted to get sky tv so she hired a helicopter
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she wanted to get sky tv so she hired a helicopter (that last one was me)
Tweetyour mother is so not intelligent she wrote this joke,,,
Tweethi
Tweethur hur hur hur hur -flap- -bananagasm-
Tweetpenius
Tweettesticles
i did your mom
a favor…
i helped her make u
a samich!
Tweetshe blends in with the sun
Tweetyo mama so black at night she turns white
TweetYo momma so poor when i ask whats for dinner she opens her legs and says crabs
TweetYo mama so fat she has more rolls than bakery
Tweetyo mamma is the original model for weeble wobbles
Tweeti’m new… promise to despatch approximately more time after time!
Tweetyo mama is so fat they dropped her on china instead of the atomic bomb
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to sleep on her donky so no one would still him.
TweetYour mommas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone
TweetYour mommas so dumb she stold free bread
Your mommas so dumb she tried to put m and m’s in alphabetical order
Your mother is so damn nasty, She pours salt water down her pants to kept her crabs fresh
TweetYo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued.
TweetYour mama is so fat that if she wanted to go to the bathroom she would have to go in a pool, which still isn’t big enough, so.. she would get stuck.
TweetYo Mama so fat that they mistook her for a house and they tried to sell her untill she started talking
Tweetyo mama so fat thatshe made jupiter look like a ant
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
TweetYou Momma so Fat she Jumped off a cliff
Tweetyour momma teeth so yellow everytime she smile she make the cars slow down
Tweetyo momma so fat , she cant fit throw a door
Tweetyo momma grounded you so bad coffes gona look at you and say daaaaamn
TweetYo mama is jyst like a brick ..flat from both sides and gets laid by mexicanss
Tweetyo momma is so stupid, she doesn’t know that philip’s 21 inch is actually a tv!
TweetYo mamas so fat she downloaded cheats for wii fit
Tweetto mommas so stuiped she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
TweetYO mama so fat she has more chins than there are in the chineses telephone book
TweetYo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air for joy she gets stuck!
TweetYo momma so black they had to make a new color
Tweetyo momma so stuid
TweetYo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mumma so old her breast milk is like powder mick
Tweetyo mummas so chatty she got an award for hideous of the week
TweetYo Momma is so FAT! She got Eat a Shit Head Burger, she said
Tweet“Ohh!! I Like Shit Head Burger!”
YO MAMA SO FAT SHE SUCKED A DICK BIGGER THAN A TWINKIE
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT THEY HAVE TO GREASE THE BATH TUB TO GET HER OUT
TweetYo Momma’s is Dirty, She playing video games Shit Up
Tweetand She Yelled “YEAH I WON YEAH OHH OHHH YEAH!!!”
Yo Momma’s so Dirty, She a BIG FOOT DIRT!!
TweetHer said “DAMN WOMAN YOU DIRTY BIG FOOT ASS!!!!”
Yo Momma Like’s Justin Bieber, She here Love JB that she is Justin Bieber is Loving
Tweethere she said “I Love You JB!!!”
Yo Momma is so FAT, she dosen’t eat a Philippines Food like a Filipino Food Faster!!!
TweetYo Momma is so Lame!!!
TweetYo Momma Like’s Baseball, she is Running in the Down Stairs and she catch a Ball and she a Fall Down like a Down Strike!!!!
TweetYo Momma is so FAT, she is Farting, and you eat a Desert call a… a… EAT A BULLSHIT CAKE!!!!!
Tweetyour momma so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slet on the floor.
Tweetyour momma so fat when she went bungee jumping took the plane with her.
Tweetyo mamma so fat god cant shine light on earth unless she moves
TweetYo Momma Is so Stupid, she is matter done on MySpace Ass!!!
TweetYo mama is so fat she got baptized at seaworld
TweetGuest what that was DSi, but Yo Momma Like’s Super Mario, that she itz playing Super Mario Bros. Game, Itz WEEGEE MALLEO!!!!!
TweetYo Momma itz so Fat, she got use Medium Swimsult!
TweetYo Momma itz so Old, and she want to Ride a Car and she Walking itz
TweetYo Momma it’s so DIRTY, that BULLSHIT around but she was BULLSHIT DISH WASHER!!!! XD
TweetY’all, Yo Momma is so Stupid, that want a Hong Kong in Tawan tha China said “Chì Zo? Ken Yo? Shí was Hong Kong Kick Yo? A?s!!!”
TweetY’all, Yo Momma is so Stupid, she is looking a Man’s Room and she is looking a Man and Man a Kiss and Like a GAY PORN!!!!! XD
TweetOh Yeah!! When Yo Momma itz so FAT, I won a that Michael Jackson doning like that and she is BITCHES EATING ALL MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!
TweetHey You, Yo Momma Like’s Jigsaw Puzzle, she can’t not see on the Eye and she said “AAHH this is Puzzle itz so Hard!!”
TweetYo Mumma itz so FAT she is Pant szie B!tCH3s a Lo$$ sOMe Sh!T!!!!
TweetYo Mummu itz so DuMb seh iz l@@k liKEz adn seh siad a “whY a aNyTHINg are L@Ck3rS a TaLKing LIk3 ThAT!!!!
TweetYo Momma’s so DUMB, she is Done like a Baby and she is Wrong like a Sister but Yo Nothing!!!
TweetYo mama iz So FaT she love’s van halen she I love you van halen!!! Damn bicthes your mother’s supid
TweetYo mama so supid the only thing she does at home is have sex with Justin Timberlake she like oh JT I love you!!!
TweetYo Momma Like’s FOOTBALL, and Running a Catch well she is Running is Fast and she Catch a Football and she Miss!!
TweetYo mama sexy she hate megadeth so m I
TweetYo Momma is so Old, and the Clean Up a Floor and she is Hurt a Back she scream “AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYo mama so fat sex! sex!! sex!!! Sex!!!!!!!!! That she is so crazy she is like Brenda!!!!!!!
TweetYo Momma itz so ZOMBIE!!!!!
TweetYo mama is a Zombie she ah! ah! ah! a zombie a mean that some shit right there
Tweetyo momma is so old, that when she farted dust came out.
Tweetyo momma so dumb she had you
TweetYo mamma’s so dumb, I said we won the Super Bowl and she ran outside with a spoon.
Tweetyo momma so fat she got stuck in a black hole
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, finger then put in the gutter
Tweetyo momma is so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the otherside.
Tweetyo momma is so old that when i slapped her on the back her tits fell off.
Tweetyo momma is so fat….. well thats just it she’s FAT.
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she dances the band skips.
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered and then put in the gutter, that is how it goes
TweetGuest what, but Yo Momma’s so Hairy, she got Language and spook, itz LAMOLE!!!!
TweetYo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a pebble lol!
TweetYo Momma itz so Ghetto, she is down in Black People DAMN YOU LAME JA JA!!!!!
TweetYo mama so fat when she exploded it was like celebrating new yrs eve again with all her blood and guts!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so dumb that she put a peep hole throw a glass door
Tweetyo momma so fat she got baptized at sea world
Tweetyo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people call out ‘TAXI”
Tweetyo momma so hairy her arm pits look like guy sebastion in a head lock
Tweetyo momma is like ‘humpty dumpty” …she gets humped then gets dumped.
Tweetyo momma like a hardware store… 25 cents a screw!!!
Tweetyo mamma so fat dude
Tweetyo momma like an ATM open 24 hours
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she peed everyone thought it was a swimming pool
Tweetyo mama is like a village bike, everyone gets a ride
Tweethey your african joke is stupid coz yo mamma would be richer dumbass go to school and learn about history or geography dope xx
Tweetyo mama so hungry she ate everyone in town and was still not satisfied
Tweethey you so stupid get a life and do something constructive with your life coz your disney joke so lame go learn a joke nor two before you hop on submit joke sites stupid xx bitch
Tweetyo momma like a fine resteraunt.. she only takes deliveries from the rear.
Tweetim now back on lol
Tweetyo mamma so fat she has overlode written on her ass!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she steped of a curb and got it by a bus and said stop pushing ………..xx bitch
Tweethii there what doin
Tweethey beaniexx
Tweetyo momma so old her tittiz sag and uses them for beanbags………
Tweethey beaniexx this is cool we found our own msn thingy
Tweetyo momma like a postage stamp you lick her, stick her , then send her away
Tweetyo momma like A TOWN BYCICLE…. EVERYBODY GETS A RIDE
Tweetyo mama so fat that during the war the people thought she waz godzilla
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she went conoeing she had to use a ship…….
Tweetya mama so fat when she had a heart attack they had to carry her to a hospital in a spaceship
Tweetya moms so old her hair is growing hair
Tweet5 star article brilliant. I am new to blogging and you used a langauge I can understand
TweetHey I know you, Yo Momma’s so Poor, and she said “WHAT THE HELL ARE YO DONING!!!!!”
TweetYo Momma it’s so FAT, she is Bath Tube and now she is Heat a Way a Booty!!!
TweetYo Momma is so Ghetto, and now the BlackTV News
Tweetwhen she is watching a BlackTV News Sucker!!!!!
hey
Tweetyo mama fat
Tweetyo mama so dumb she missed the 42 bus so took the 21 bus twice
yo mama so dumb she took a ruler to bed with her to see how long she slept for
yo mama so dumb she got locked in walmart over night and starved to death
yo mama so fat when she went sky diving there was a solar eclipes
TweetRianneYc
TweetYo Momma’s so Fat, She is Ride a Bus and she inside a Door
Tweetand she it’s Stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she walked outside in a red dress and everybody yelled koolaid!
TweetWell yo momma isn’t as stupid as all of you cause at least she can type in a way people understand.
TweetYo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
TweetYo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
TweetYo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio.
TweetYo Momma ism so Skinny, she is Bikini Swimsuit, and she its Take off a Bikini Brad, and she itz Naked Swimsuit!!!
Tweetyo momma so dirty the last time i talked to her on the phone she gave me an ear infection.
Tweetyo momma so old she watches the history
Tweetchannel to see if shes on it
yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Tweetil
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she tried to go on a plane the flight attendant tried to explain to her that she was 1000 times thew weight of the plane.
Tweetyo mama so gay that gay is her name first middle and last
Tweetyo daddys so gay he cheated on men
Tweetyo mama so fat that the 2011-the end of the time olympics is on a strand of her hair
Tweetyo mama so ugly that when she was born nobody was there because of her uglyness
Tweetyo mama so ugly it was a TRAGIc DISASTER
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she tried to pee it was like a sunami
Tweetyo mama so faT THAT the first Day of her mothers pregnancy she aka yo mama was the size of the white house
Tweetyo mama so fat that even air thinks she looks like crap
Tweetyo mama so fat and ugly that when she died it was the best miracle
Tweetyo mama so ugly that when she died and went to heaven god nor the devil excepted her
TweetYo momma’s so stupid, she failed a survey.
Tweetheey????
Tweetyour momma is so fat even jesus could lift her spirit
Tweetyo mamais just gay altogether kk!!!
Tweetfreaks
Tweetmozie stinks
Tweetmozie tells the most horrible yo momma jokes
TweetYo Momma’s Likes Hollywood, she is Studio Action and now she is Cannot be like that and All People Yelled “DAMN BITCH PULL EM’ UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” HA HA Loser!
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she eat’s food from the floor she’s like ah this is so good but she was eating dog food >(
TweetMOZZIE JOKES ARE GAY
TweetYo Momma’s Likes Justin Bieber, She is doing are you Shit Head and she Love JB then she is like a SEX Justin Bieber
TweetMOZZIE JOKES ARE GAY
Tweetyo mama love david lee roth she like oh david i love you & she like sex david lee roth
TweetYo Momma is so Ghetto, Shit mama she is Gangster Rapper and she is Looking at the Door, and Gangster Said “Y’ALL BITCHES SHIT YO I KICKING IN YO ASS LIKE A FOOTBALL!!!!”
TweetYo Mama’s so fat she can’t get through the door
Tweetshe like i’m stuck somebody help me!!!!!!!
Yo Momma is so Stupid, she is looking a David Lee Roth’s Room
Tweetand she looking is Room David Lee Roth and
Justin Bieber Lover and Marred and she scream “OH HELL NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Mama”s so fat she like to eat dog shit she like ah this is so good a guy like what are you doing bitch your so stupid she like what did you say
Tweetyo mammas so ugly she did halloween by phone
Tweetyo mamma so loose she uses a trash bag for a condum
Tweetyo mamma so harry she as afros on her tits
Tweetyo mommas so ugly she made the donkey scared
Tweetyo momma is sooo fattt she said hello to aaron johnson
Tweetbetty is stupid
Tweetyour mumma is so dumb wen she went to the banana factory she through out all the bent wones
Tweetyo mamma so cheap she hangs he toilet paper out to dry!!
Tweetthis dog is dog a dog good dog way dog to dog keep dog a dog idiot dog busy dog
enjoy
Tweetnow say it without the word dog
yo mammas so cheap she recycles her toilet paper!!!!
this is jokes init bruv!
TweetYo Momma so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she gave freddy kruiger nightmares
Tweetyo mamas teeth so yellow she slows down traffic
TweetYa mummas so fat when she walks past the tv the whole star wars saga crashes
Tweetyour momma is so fat she ordered a douple wopper and thought it was a crumb
Tweetyour mommas teeth so yellow i mistaked it for corn
TweetYo mama is so sweaty that she made a lake
Tweetyo momma so dumb she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE THOUGH MASTERBATION WAS A KARTA TEATHER
TweetYo mama so fat the last time she got on the scale it was 362436 and that was only her left leg
TweetYour mama so fat she orderd a large pizza we had to eat it outside
TweetYour mama is so fat she brought all the worlds to the yard
Tweetyour momma is so dom she stop at a stop sign and wate intill it sead go
Tweetyour momma is so dom she stop at a stop sign and wated intill it sead go
Tweetyour momma so thick her b.f said theres gold up my nose and she put her finger up in it
Tweetyour mums so thick at a job application it said dont write under the dotted line she wrote o.k i wont
Tweetyour mums so thick on a application it said write your sex she wrotw monday friday some times wensday but i like to keep sundays ocupied
TweetYo momma is so ugly, she’s used by a pig to scare the piglets.
TweetYo momma is so fat, she can’t cross most bridges due to the wieght limit of 40,000 lbs.
TweetYo momma is so dumb, she likes obama.
Tweetyo momma so poor that she sall a lite cigarrite and stop and said oh….there goes my heater
Tweetyo momma so poor that when i walked through the fromt door i was in the backyard
Tweetyo mommma so fat that when she went out to sea the whales said……we are family
Tweetyo momma so fat. she was the only person on earth Neil Armstrong saw from the moon….
Tweetyo mommas so stupid, when the computer said press any key to continue, she said ” wheres the any key?”
Tweetyo mama so fat when she walked outside with a yellow shirt the sun said i quit
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made michael jackson look like brad pitt
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on k mart and lowered da prices
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tryed to put her m and ms in oder
TweetYo momma so fat she eats orders at mcdonalds and burgerking at the same time.
TweetYo momma so black when she voted for Obama it counted as 2 votes.
TweetU MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMP ON THE AIR STUCKS
TweetYo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
TweetYo momma so stupid she was throwing pennies in the toilet, i asked her what she was doing, and she aid paying the water bill.
TweetYo momma so tall she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the chin.
TweetYo momma so stupid she bought oil and put it in the gas tank.
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TweetYou mama is so nasty she got crabs and they used her thong to go bunji jumping
TweetYo mama is so poor she uses a cigarette to keep her house heated
TweetYo mama is so stupid she put a quarter in the parking meter and said, “Hey! Where’s my gum ball?”
TweetYo mama is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles popped out
TweetYo mama is so fat when her and your dad were having sex he burnt his ass on the lightbulb
TweetYo mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror SHE threw up
TweetSo I messed up one of the jokes I said before. It’s supposed to say “Yo mama is so nasty she got crabs and they use her tampon string to go bungee jumping”
Tweetyour mom is so stupid she thinks dicks are twinkies
Tweetyo momma is so fat shy told me her weight and I thought it was her phone number
TweetHey, I can’t view your site properly within Opera, I actually hope you look into fixing this.
Tweetyo mama is so poor when i went to her house she let me go on the skateboard her dad said get of the family car
TweetYo mama so ugly, not even goldfish crackers smile back
TweetYo mama so greasy she sweats out crisco
TweetYo mamas like a library, open to the public
TweetYo mama like a mailbox, open all day and all night
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she put paper on the tv and called it paper view.
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE DOESN’T NEED A MASK FOR HALLOWEEN
TweetYo mammas so fat sat on ya coffie table she wasnt lafing but the table was Craking UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyou so ugly that when you entered a ugly contest they said sorry no professionals
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she was walking down the street she heard move get out the way she said where am i supposed to go i cover the whole highway
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when she heard moce get out the way, she said if i see u on the highway get the f*** out of my way
Tweetyo momma is soooooo fat she had to get baptised at seaworld
Tweetyo momma is soooo fat that when she got hit by a bus she said “who threw that twinkie”
Tweetyo momma so fat that i took a picture of her 4 years ago and its still printing
Tweetyo momma so fat that i took a picture of her 4 years ago and its still printing
LOOL
Tweetyo mama is so old when jesus saud let there be light she fliped a switch
Tweetyo momma so fat her belt is the size of the equator
TweetYo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Tweetyo momma so old she owe jesus a dollar
TweetYour mommas so stupid that when the government mailed her foodstamps . she said hey this isnt a
Yo momma so poor she buys food stamps off ebay
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TweetYour mommas so stupid she tried to use foodstamps to buy drugs
TweetYo momma so fat that her weight has more figures than i make ina year
Tweetyo momma so fat that when the doctor askked how many kids she was haveing she said none, and he was like well maybe u should get an ultrasound bcuz it looks more like nine to me
Tweetyo mamma is so fat they gave her her own area code
Tweetyo momma is so fat they had to use her for the goodyear blimp
Tweetnone of these jokes make sense
Tweetyo momma is so old she her memory in black & white.
Tweetya momma so dumb she stupid
Tweetyo mommas so dirty she poured salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
Tweetyour momma is so gay shes like your friend
Tweetyour momma is so old when i slaped her her boobs fell off
Tweethi
Tweetyour momma is so hariy bigfoot got jealouse
Tweetyour momma so ugly the boogeman went out of bissnuse
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she comes both size of the family
Tweetyo momma is so stupid when she heard the name german shepperd she went all the way 2 german just 2 get 1
TweetAugust 2010 yo momma jokes.. Nice
TweetYo mama so dom she picked up the door said is that the pizza guy
TweetWhen are you going to post again? You really entertain a lot of people!
Tweetthanks for the article. it’s very good Bergamo
Tweetyo mama so lazy she thinks a 2 family income is where your daddy has two jobs
Tweetyo mama is so dumb that she tried to commit suicide by jumping of the curb
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got thrown out of an m+m factory for throwing out all of the w’s
Tweetyo mama so ugly, bob the builder looked at her and said,”I CANT FIX THAT ”!
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she is siting around the house she is literaly siting around the house.
TweetYo mom so small she was friends with a jelly baby
TweetAugust 2010 yo momma jokes.. Awful
TweetAugust 2010 yo momma jokes.. Nice
Tweetyo mama so stupid when she walked in an office she said wheres the door
TweetYo mamma is so dum she forgot how to log on the internet
TweetYo mamma is so harry how could she posably have more hair then me
TweetYo mamma is so ugly ludcris wont even smack that =)
TweetAugust 2010 yo momma jokes.. Dandy
TweetBION I’m imrpesesd! Cool post!
TweetThat’s the best aswner of all time! JMHO
TweetSnudos great to me BWTHDIK
TweetI’m impressed! You’ve managed the almost imopssbile.
TweetYou’ve hit the ball out the park! Incerildbe!
TweetNo more s***. All posts of this quialty from now on
TweetI’m not easliy impressed. . . but that’s impressing me!
TweetHey, you?re the goto expert. Thanks for hnaging out here.
TweetHey, you?re the goto expert. Thanks for hnaging out here.
TweetKewl you shuold come up with that. Excellent!
TweetWhat a joy to find such clear thinking. Tnkhas for posting!
TweetAugust 2010 yo momma jokes.. Very nice
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