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  1. 1
    jeremy vallesteros said:

      Yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified.

  2. 2
    TERRY said:

      yo momma so old she still old the flinstones foodstamps

  3. 3
    LIL WEEZY said:

      yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refun

  4. 4
    CHRIS said:

      yo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to Mount Everest everyone thought she was the yeti.

  5. 5
    CHRIS said:

      you mamma is like the flinstones i can make her bed-rock.

  6. 6
    Pete Tong said:

      Yo Momma Is So Gay She Is A lebian

  7. 7
    adam said:

      you momma is like a hard ware store– 25 cents a screw

  8. 8
    adam said:

      your momma was like mcCdonalds last night because she was bah bah bah bah bah love it !!!

  9. 9
    adam said:

      your momma is like a freezer everyone stores their meat in her

  10. 10
    gtgy45y said:

      your so dumb u tried to commit suicide off a CURB/////////

  11. 11
    joey said:

      yo momma so fat she dont have to go on the internet she is already world wide

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