yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord
Yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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Two gay guys are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to hell first, the one on the top or bottom, the one on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed
you guys suck. here’s an original
yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.
YO moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
challenge me Rubens younger cousin my myspace is
Posted: February 25th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified.
Posted: February 25th, 2007
yo momma so old she still old the flinstones foodstamps
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refun
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to Mount Everest everyone thought she was the yeti.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
you mamma is like the flinstones i can make her bed-rock.
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Yo Momma Is So Gay She Is A lebian
Posted: March 1st, 2007
you momma is like a hard ware store– 25 cents a screw
Posted: March 1st, 2007
your momma was like mcCdonalds last night because she was bah bah bah bah bah love it !!!
Posted: March 1st, 2007
your momma is like a freezer everyone stores their meat in her
Posted: March 1st, 2007
your so dumb u tried to commit suicide off a CURB/////////
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma so fat she dont have to go on the internet she is already world wide
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma is so fat she sang with a beach whale the whale sang we are family even tho u bigger than me
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off
Posted: March 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and sang, A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off of me
Posted: March 5th, 2007
yo momma so fat when she fell she ended world hunger
Posted: March 5th, 2007
yo momma like railroad tracks she gets laid down the country
Posted: March 7th, 2007
ya momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
Posted: March 8th, 2007
Yo mama so stupid, she was yellin in a envelope and i asked her why and she said “im sendin voicemail!”
Posted: March 9th, 2007
yo momma’s like a ceiling fan, when i turn her on, she blows everything around her.
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
Posted: March 10th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Posted: March 15th, 2007
your mama so fat when she stepped on the scales the said to br continued…lol
Posted: March 15th, 2007
Your mum so dumb she sold her car for petral money LOL
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food!
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food
Posted: March 16th, 2007
me and yo momma did it last night
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo momma so stupid i told her to take a chill pill and she had an ice cube
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo moms so fat she jumped in the ocean and the tsunami came
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo mom is like a pool table balls go in and balls come out
Posted: March 16th, 2007
yo moms like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
Posted: March 18th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she can’t tell black from white
Posted: March 18th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE IN THE BATHROOM
Posted: March 18th, 2007
THAT WAS A GOOD ONE GENNY.
Posted: March 18th, 2007
YO alex moeller TELL YOUR MOTHER I FORGOT MY TROJAN WAR COMDONS.I WANT THEM BACK.
Posted: March 18th, 2007
Yo Momma so fat she fell in LOVE and broke it.
Posted: March 19th, 2007
your moms so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Your momma is so fat she walked past the T.V and i missed 3 episodes……SAFE BLUD SIGN OUT 2000 + 7
Reppin the UK in lil towncalled bridgnorth…..brapppppppp!
Posted: March 19th, 2007
your moms so fat shes got more rolls than a kingsmill bakery……Safe yo…..
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingereed, and then trown to the gutter.
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat her paints have stretch marks.
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo momma so big it takes 2 trains and a bus ride to get on her good side.
Posted: March 20th, 2007
you’re momma is so stupid she went into walmart and thought she was buying walls
Posted: March 20th, 2007
yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord
Posted: March 21st, 2007
yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
ur mommas so fat when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says ok.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
ur mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
ur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washingtons nose.
Posted: March 21st, 2007
ur mommas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
yo mamma’s ears are so big even the elephants come around fo shade
Posted: March 22nd, 2007
that was the best joke ever
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
your momma is so dum she hit by a park car
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma is dum she ran after the garbage man with a shopping list
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo mommas ass is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say wat happend to america
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma is so fat she fell in to the grand caniuon and got stuck
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo mamma so old it say expired on her birth certificate
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
ur momas so shoet u can see her feet on her drvers lisence
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
UR MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO IRON HER PANTS ON HER DRIVE WAY
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo moma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly………I would know….I was with her last night
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat all her relationships are long distance.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so poor EVEN the poor kids in Africa donated money.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mamma’s so ugly she put the BOOGY MAN out of business
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo mamma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the damn dogs to play wit her
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so fat, on her passport identification its reads: PICTURE IS CONTINUED ON NEXT 5 PAGES.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A MAP JUST TO FIND HER ASS.
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
Gianni, you just got that joke from YO MOMMA. I watched it today with Chris and Harp you dumb sh*t
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma is fat she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “GET THE HELL OFF!!”
Posted: March 27th, 2007
Yo MaMmA’s FaT, WhEn ShE BeNdS OvA, We Go InTo DaYlIgHt SaViNgS TiME…
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow skool bus go by filled with white kids and said “stop that twinkie”
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma so fat your daddy had too roll her in the flowers to find the wet spot.
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma so poor i asked her to watch color tv she said “were out of crayons.”
Posted: March 27th, 2007
yo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”
Posted: March 28th, 2007
Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
beat that
Posted: March 28th, 2007
yo mamma is ugly she needs 2 wear a paper bag ove her head so no1 can c her ulgy face
Posted: March 28th, 2007
yo mamma is fat wen her beeper goes off ppl thought she was backin up
Posted: March 28th, 2007
yo mamma so fat wen she tripped on 10th st,.. she landed on 22nd st..
Posted: March 29th, 2007
man all your jokes are so stolen from the internet there should be a popup add behind all of you.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
Yo mamma so black and fat that when she goes into the ocean everyone runs cause they think there is an oil spill.
Posted: March 30th, 2007
you mamma is so fat she d’ont take picture she take postre
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo mumma and computer there are no diffrence because they both have viruses
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo mama is like a gas staton pay before u pump
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo moma was kikin a can i asked what was she doin she said movin
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off they think shes backing up
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so fat her nipples on her back
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so ugly people thought she was chubackaof of star wars and asked her for her autograph autograph
Posted: April 4th, 2007
Your momma is so fat that she ate popoo and leeched off a cheat engine from maplestory.net NIGGA!!!
!!!!!!!
Posted: April 4th, 2007
Yo Momas Like a McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder, Give her 2 Quarters just to pound her and the cheese was optional.
Posted: April 4th, 2007
Yo Momas like a McDonalds Happy Meal , all her meals are happy
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Ya mummas so fat she goes to mcdonalds and they ask her wat she doesn’t want
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya mummas so dumb she got run over by a parked car
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya mummas so fat when u get on top of her ur ears pop
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya mummas so fat when i did her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ur mummas so fat it takes a whole cotton field to make her a tampon
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma is so fat jesus can’t lift her spirit
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma is so ugly and black she look like a chewd up tootsie roll
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma is so black she went to the funeral naked
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma stepped on the scale and she thought it was her phone number
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma is so fat she has nipples in her neck
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo moma is so stupid she satonthe tv to watch the couch
Posted: April 7th, 2007
yo moma is so ugly that she put her head out the car window and the cop said stop mooning
Posted: April 7th, 2007
YO MOMA is so Fat Maxim she put Mayonnaise on ASPIRIN!
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo mommas like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid when she heard of the OJ trial, she thought it was a taste test of Tropicana and Sunkist
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma so stupid when i said it was chilly outside, she took a spoon out
Posted: April 11th, 2007
yo momma so stupid, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her
Posted: April 12th, 2007
Yo mamma is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid ing the closet!
Posted: April 12th, 2007
Yo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in throwen in the gutter and keeps coming back for more
Posted: April 12th, 2007
vcbnfgy jn
Posted: April 12th, 2007
Yo mother is so hott we needed some oil to vook some eggs
Posted: April 12th, 2007
yo mom so dum she farted
Posted: April 12th, 2007
jose pena is special because my mom told her dududududududuuuuududuu
Posted: April 12th, 2007
qhd21vhvfqiFKHT5647@NPKVTJWERNKB.@#$%^^*u
Posted: April 12th, 2007
MIKE sucks dick
Posted: April 12th, 2007
i suck dick
Posted: April 12th, 2007
i lick for free you know what i meen heheheheeee
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your mums so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch!!!
Posted: April 17th, 2007
your mums so fat when god said let there be light she had 2 move!!!
Posted: April 18th, 2007
Two gay guys are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to hell first, the one on the top or bottom, the one on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed
Posted: April 18th, 2007
ur mamas so stupid that she was locked in safeways and died of hunger
Posted: April 20th, 2007
your muma is so fat shes like the lottery it takes 2 weeks to roll over
Posted: April 20th, 2007
ur mum is so stupid she watches the seatie and sits on the tele :}
Posted: April 20th, 2007
ya mumma is so fat each time she turns around its my b day
Posted: April 20th, 2007
i hv all the words on the dictonary printed on my dick so why dont ya gf come over and ill put some words in her mouth :p oooooooooo
Posted: April 20th, 2007
ya so ugly u make an onion cry
Posted: April 20th, 2007
did ya hear about the campfire it was intense !
Posted: April 23rd, 2007
i love boobie like ya mom
Posted: April 25th, 2007
Yo momma is so ugly she saw micheal jackson and screamed my twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 25th, 2007
Yo momma iz so Fat the only way for her to get through the white house iz free donutz on the other side!!!!!!!!
Posted: April 26th, 2007
ur muma so stuped she cant get to A-B with out sayin the rest of the alphabet
Posted: April 27th, 2007
ya mums so fat she ate jenny and craig
Posted: May 7th, 2007
your so ugly wen u were born ur mum said wat a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets go burry it
Posted: May 8th, 2007
u mum so fat she orbits around small objects
Posted: May 8th, 2007
you guys suck. here’s an original
yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.
Posted: May 8th, 2007
Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
Yo momma so old ahe saw the birth of jesus
Posted: May 8th, 2007
i’ll challenge any of you people
if you want my myspace is http://www.mypace.com/mexicanRuben619
Posted: May 8th, 2007
YO moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
challenge me Rubens younger cousin my myspace is
http://www.myspace.com/mexicanJose619
Posted: May 9th, 2007
Yo Momma so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side…HOES!!
Posted: May 9th, 2007
SUCK IT!!
Posted: May 9th, 2007
Yo Momma so fat the telephone marketers gave her her own area code!
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mumas sex is like macdonalds im lovin it
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mum likes anal
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mum is so fat she needs a gps systom to find her ass
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mum is so fat i hade to role over her 3 times and i was still on her
Posted: May 10th, 2007
tell ur muma to make me pancakes becuase she burnt me eggs this mornin
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mum is so stupid she waz lockes in BILO and starved to death
Posted: May 10th, 2007
ur mum is so stupid she thought that tacobell was a phone cumpany
Posted: May 10th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly her reflection ducked down.
Posted: May 11th, 2007
ur mum is so fat when she sat in the park the runers ran marathons around her
Posted: May 11th, 2007
ur mum is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
hahahahahahaha
Posted: May 11th, 2007
ur mum is so poor when i came over i said wheres the toilet she said 2nd bucket on the left
Posted: May 12th, 2007
ur moms so dum she got starved in a food factory
Posted: May 12th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!!!
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat she ate my car an said my stering whele was rough but my leather so soft
Posted: May 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat i have to role her over twice just to get her on her good side
Posted: May 17th, 2007
Yo’ mumma is so fat that all the whales start singing we are one big happy family
Posted: May 17th, 2007
sso what a lil dirt
Posted: May 17th, 2007
&& yo momma’s like a tornado she comes to town & blows everybody
Posted: May 18th, 2007
your mama’s so strict your jokes suck ass!!! hehe
Posted: May 19th, 2007
yo mom like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingerd and throun bac in the gutter
Posted: May 19th, 2007
ur moms like a bike ppl hope on and go riding 4 miles
Posted: May 19th, 2007
ur moms so poor i went in her house and trod on a cigaret she said weres all the heating gone
Posted: May 19th, 2007
ur moms like a D.I.Y shop its 25p a screw
Posted: May 19th, 2007
ur moms so stupid she brought a doenut and took it bac coz it had a hole in the middle of it
Posted: May 20th, 2007
yo momma so fat she has to use a boomarage to put her belt on
Posted: May 20th, 2007
your mums so small u can c her feet on her driving lisince
Posted: May 20th, 2007
your mums so fat she makes king kong look slim
Posted: May 21st, 2007
your muma so fat the only thing stopin her to get to jenny craige was the door
Posted: May 21st, 2007
your mumas armpits r so hairy it looks like shes got bob marlie ibn a headlock
Posted: May 21st, 2007
youre jokes are realy gay
Posted: May 21st, 2007
Yo momma so fat she got on the elevator and every one was like its Goin Down!
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat yo daddy got to set in the back seat just to keep the car balanced
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo momma so musty when she wear secret it gets out
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo momma so fat the pacfic ocean is her bath tube….. DAMN
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo mama so black, her shadow had to use a flashlight to find her! where she at?!
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo momma so musty when she put on speed stick it slowed down….Damn
Posted: May 21st, 2007
yo mamas so ugly i drew her face on my butt and everyone thought it was her
Posted: May 22nd, 2007
and try and spell propper
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Travis
Yo mommo is so old she ran track with god
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
shawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma is so black when she walk out side the moon quits
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Travis
Yo momma is so Black when the cops shot at her at night the bullet came back for a flashlight
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
shawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma teeth is so buttery when she go out side and smile the sun say work on your on time
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
anthony white jr. i live in east st lou
im so gay i
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
Yo momma is so old she walked into the history yard sale and some one wanted to buy her
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma so fat when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
Posted: May 23rd, 2007
yo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets thrown inthe closet
Posted: May 24th, 2007
your mums armpits are soo hairy, it looks like she got bob marley in a head lock !
Posted: May 24th, 2007
ya moms so small she has to slam dunk her bus fair xDx
Posted: May 24th, 2007
yo mama is like a happy meal she’s fat,she’s happy, and she is greasy
Posted: May 25th, 2007
YO MAMA IS LIKE A DOOR NOB EVERBODY GETS A TURN
Posted: May 27th, 2007
Your mom is like ESRB. Shes rated E for everyone.
Posted: May 27th, 2007
JOE MAMA SOO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT NOW
Posted: May 28th, 2007
UR MMAMA SO UGLY IT TAKES 2 BAGES 2 COVER HER FACE
Posted: May 28th, 2007
UR MAMMA SO STUPIED SHE STUCK BATTIRES UP HE BUT AND STAREDT SINGiING
I GOT THE POWER
Posted: May 28th, 2007
UR MAMMA SO POOR SHE WAZ KICKING A CAN AROUND AND A GUY ASKED what are u doing AND SHE SAID moving
Posted: May 28th, 2007
U PEEPZ JUST GOT LAYED LIKE UR MOM
Posted: May 28th, 2007
U CANT TOUCH THIS
Posted: May 28th, 2007
YOUR SO UGLY WHEN U WERE BORN THE DOTCERS SLAP UR MOM!!!!!!
Posted: May 28th, 2007
yeaaaa i am the king
Posted: May 28th, 2007
YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH
Posted: May 28th, 2007
UR MAMMA SO STUPIED SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY!!!!!! U GOT SVERD
Posted: May 28th, 2007
IM ONLY 11 PEEPS U CAN NOT TOUCH THIS
Posted: May 28th, 2007
Clay .A A..K.A hershy boy or captinapplesauce
Posted: May 28th, 2007
RUBEN UR JOEKS SUCK BALLS MINE ARE FUNNY
Posted: May 28th, 2007
†‡Nîg!µtm䮀™
Posted: May 31st, 2007
ya moms so stupid she gt locked in a supper market n starved 2 death …
ya moms so fat when she coems out in a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi
ya moms so fat da wen she sat on d rainbow skittles poped out …
ya mom so stupid she stcuk a battery up er arss n sed i gt d power
ya mom so stupid she pressed the red button 2 mek a pakie blow up ….
Posted: June 1st, 2007
your mummas so fat people pay her for shade
Posted: June 1st, 2007
your mums so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
Posted: June 1st, 2007
your mummas so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himmalayas
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Yor mamas so gullible she jumped of the cn tower when i told her to.
Posted: June 1st, 2007
YOUR MAMAS SO DUMB WHEN SHE STEPPED IN THE PARKING LOT SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE HUGGED ME SHE MADE ME INTO PIESES OF ASH.
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas so pour when she wypes her ass with toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas so fat when she needs 999999999999999999 chairs to sit down.lol
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas so stupid she stuck a bird up he ass and sang i belive i can fly!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas so dumb she ate dog food and starded barking!!!! arf arf arfarafarafara
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas so dumb she stuck to thingers up her ass and they were behind her head and said look im a bunny rabit.!!!!!!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
You mamas so dumb she thought her house was a garbage can!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mamas such a scardy cat because when she flushes the toilet she thinks shes going to drown..
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Yo mamas so fat she but mayonaise on her asprin!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: June 1st, 2007
Your mama is so ugly her shadow ran away!!
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo mamma eat so much food when she go outside the dogs say its lunchtime
Posted: June 2nd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she look in da mirror her reflection dissapears
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
your moms like wall mart always low prices.
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yomamma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yomamma so fat she had sex and could’ent fell her husbands dick cause she was so fat
Posted: June 3rd, 2007
yomamma so ugly her mum had 2 b drunk 2 breast feed her
Posted: June 4th, 2007
ya mumma so old i told her to act her age and she died
Posted: June 4th, 2007
ya mumma so fat wen she go to macdonalds they ask wat she dont want
Posted: June 5th, 2007
yo moma so stupid on he job application it said sex? she marked m and f and wrote sometimes wednesday
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!!!!!
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your brother is so stupid i asked him if he was gay and he said no ,but my boy friend is
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your mama is so fat instead of saying ballin she said bakin
Posted: June 8th, 2007
your momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Posted: June 8th, 2007
U JOKES ARE ALL GAY U JUST COPIED MIST OF MINE!!!
Posted: June 8th, 2007
Ur mama so ugly she makes michol jakson look hot, Ur mama so ugly she makes poop look like the hotest thing ever
Posted: June 8th, 2007
ur mama so gat when god said let there be light he ask her 2 move OHHHHHHHHH U GOT OWNED!!!!!! BURNNN
Posted: June 8th, 2007
Ur mama so fat her car is made of spandex
Posted: June 9th, 2007
your mama iz sooooooo ugly that when she want to tthe jungle of Africa she made all the animalz run away even the king of da jungle
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo moma so dumb she got in a car accident in the driveway
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo momma so smelly people go up 2 her and say eww u stink
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo momma so ugly freddy crougar has nightmares of her
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo momma so ugly i kicked her in face
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she said it was a nice day but it was midnight and raining
Posted: June 9th, 2007
dildo
Posted: June 9th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she tried to get old in the fountain of youth