yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord
Yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.
YO moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
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Yo momma’s so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo momma’s so fat that when she ran by in a yellow dress I thought I’d missed the bus.
Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a blood test.
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.
Suck it this song goes out to yo momma i No Yo Momma Was Treated Bad by YO daddy so i beat his A.S.S For My shawty i No you not my girl im Not Your man so im going To Call u my shawty im sorry icheated on u whith ur sister so BaBy im Sorry
this is a fact,ya mama is wack,she needs a tic.not a tac,but the whole damn pack
also yo mama nees listerine,not a sip,not a swallow,but the whole damn bottle
ya mama so poor I asked to use the bathroom she said down the hall third bucket on the left.
ya mama so ugly that when she was born her mama put her the corner and feed her butterbeans with a slingshot.
I love you braden, for your jokes and style. do you want to meet? I like doggy style! dont you love it too? I bet you do! oh, right to the G-spot! U got a talent after your mom! her dicks so long and thick its like an anus massage sooo erotic… by the way, I like it fun, be creative … quick, bouncy like doggy!
yo momma is so skinney when she jumped off the empire state building she started to float p.s.she wieghs 00.00000000090875467642346790987642324781234567899901098765432111234567890987654567812345678987653467765456475942586235795647623885549975439998554679253056207535294623842914328463677517775542923143659748
yo momma so fat dat we were watchn an episode of friends and she walked pass the t.v. and when she got to the other side we missed 4 seasons of friends…hahahahahahahahaha
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad…she gives me the hair off her back!
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes
Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, “LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington…”
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said,” let there be light” she was the one who flipped the switch
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said “let there be light” he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
Your mom’s teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled “oil spill!”
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.
Yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a burger popped out of George Washington’s nose!!!!!
Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
You’re mama is so nasty that when I asked her where we were going to go to have fun she jumped on the table, and opened her legs and said, “Bush Gardens baby!”
yo mommy is so stupid that i told i got a razar and she said ” oh don’t cut yourself!!!”
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yo mommy is sooo skinny that the strip club hired her…as the pole
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yo mommy is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she opened the microwave.
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yo momma is soo fat that she has to tuck her fat in her pockets.
I <3 YO MOMMA
ohhh and tell her last night was great
yOur MUmma iiSz so fAt dat weN she was in cOrt and d jUdge sAiid ” OrdEr Order” yOur mUm repliieD ” CAN I HAV 5 BIG MAC MEALZ, 2 CHEESSE BURGERZ, 6 NUGEETZ , 2 QUATERPOUNDRSZ, 5 LARGE CUPZ OV DRINK AND a small chiPsz sO i can watch ma weight:P
yo mama is so fat when she steped on a dollar bill she made change $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Yo mama’s house is so dirty, I carry two toothpics with me when I go to the bathroom. One to hold up the ceiling, and the other one to fight off the roaches!
Your mum’s so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
your mum’s so dumb she went to the airport and a “sign” said airport left ( <– ) so she turnt around and when back home.
now it’s time for ya’ll to get a whiff of my stank, stank because funky booty is in the house and I’m gone tear things up in here. So get ready for the big stank. All y’all suckas ain’t nothing with your sucky ass jokes. Let me show ya’ll how funky booty gets down.
Your mama is so dumb…..
she’s a few clowns short of a circus
she’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal
she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic
she’s a few beers short of a six-pack
she’s a few peas short of a casserole
she’s an experiment in artificial stupidity
the wheel’s spinning,but the hamster’s dead
1 your momma so ugly, she created you
2.your momma so stupid, she put lipstick on the top of her head to make up her mind.
3.your momma so fat,her belly button has an echo
4. your momma so fat, when she went to new york city in a yellow rain coat people started yelling taxi at her.
5. your momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller
6. your momma so fat they said she might be related to the whale family
7. your momma so ugly medusa was turned to stone when she saw her
8.your momma so skinny she hula hoops in a cheero
Yo Mama so fat they closed MicDonalds on her birthday.
Yo mama so fat that they hade to rapp her expensive belt around her chest, and it still broke
Yo mama so fat she hade to youse her pellow as a tampon.
Yo mama so old she was sold at a pawn shop and the price was unknown.
Yo mama is so ugley she looked in to her mirrow and she s*** her self out of her V*****.
Yo mama so fat when she listens to music it bonuces of in a directions.
Yo mama is so fat she came to my house for Thanksgiving dinner and when she sat at the table I said lets dig in.
Yo mama is so fat that she changed the orbit of the sun in less then 24 hours.
Yo mama so slow when she was on the rosd she got arested for going under the speed limit.
your mamas so fat she sat on spaceship and broke it and siad i can fly and farted and flue all the way to the sun and siad aww its so warm and siad its an hot tub
All yo mommas so stupid the told you to write these jokes on this website.
All you mommas so stupid she made paris hilton look like a @#$! rocket scientist
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Yo momma is so poor, that she grabbed the condom out of the garbage from last night then put it in the dishwasher and said ” Yea, this one’s still good.”
Yo momma is so poor, that she grabbed the condom out of the garbage from last night then put it in the dishwasher and said ” Yea, this one’s still good.”
your momma’s teeth is so buttery that when she went to the movies and bought popcorn the lady said would u like butter then ur momma turned pointed to her teeth and said no i brought my own
yo momma so fat, she stepped on a boat and invented the submarine, then when looking for alternate transport she picked a train. now we know who invented the subway too!
Yo momma so fat she tried to slide down the rainbow and it made a M or Mcdonalds. She be throwin’ french fries from her fat rolls sayin’ “Merry Christmas To All!!”
Yo momma so fat she tried to slide down the rainbow and it made a M or Mcdonalds. She be throwin’ french fries from her fat rolls sayin’ “Merry Christmas To All!!”
Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 1 at a time plz
Yo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale buzz lightyear came and said,”to infinity and beyond”
Yo mamma so stupid because she brought a spoon to the “super bowl”
Yo mamma so hairy when she went to the forest and found bigfoot the started singing “we are family”
Yo mamma so hairy ang jumped on her and said yip yip
yo mamma so fat when she farts it causes wind erosoin
Yo mamma so hairy so her breasts look like afros
Yo mamma so fat she dont have to use the internet shes already worldwide
Yo mamma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
yo mama so rascist she orders a white chicken supremisist at burger king. then throws the bacon at the muslim guy who served her and replaces a hindus veggie burgger with the beef.
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you momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
you momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
you momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
Yo Momma is so fat she needs cheat codes foe wii fit
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow people thought all her teeth fell out and she replaced it with corn
Yo Momma is so fat I shot her in call of duty and got a 25 kill streak
Yo Momma is so ugly even your Dad said”Damn what have i done”
Yo Momma so fat that when she was pregnant with you the doctors were like where is it!
Yo Momma so ugly when your granma was pregnant with her the doctors were like pushh and as soon as they saw your mom they were like PULL!!
Yo Mommas head is so big everybody says there goes the earth
Yo Mommas so stupid and fat she couldnt read only thing she could read was a mcdonalds menu
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
yo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
Yo mama so dumb that even if she was the smartest girl in the whole school she got held back every year the state test started because she cheated to make sure
Yo mama so dumb that even if she was the smartest girl in the whole world she was held back every year since the state test began cause she cheated to make sure
Yo momma is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and said she was a professional and was over-qualified.
Tweetyo momma so old she still old the flinstones foodstamps
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refun
Tweetyo mamma has so many white hairs when i went to Mount Everest everyone thought she was the yeti.
Tweetyou mamma is like the flinstones i can make her bed-rock.
TweetYo Momma Is So Gay She Is A lebian
Tweetyou momma is like a hard ware store– 25 cents a screw
Tweetyour momma was like mcCdonalds last night because she was bah bah bah bah bah love it !!!
Tweetyour momma is like a freezer everyone stores their meat in her
Tweetyour so dumb u tried to commit suicide off a CURB/////////
Tweetyo momma so fat she dont have to go on the internet she is already world wide
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sang with a beach whale the whale sang we are family even tho u bigger than me
Tweetyour momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and sang, A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off of me
Tweetyo momma so fat when she fell she ended world hunger
Tweetyo momma like railroad tracks she gets laid down the country
Tweetya momma so stupid she studied for a drug test
TweetYo mama so stupid, she was yellin in a envelope and i asked her why and she said “im sendin voicemail!”
Tweetyo momma’s like a ceiling fan, when i turn her on, she blows everything around her.
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyour mama so fat when she stepped on the scales the said to br continued…lol
TweetYour mum so dumb she sold her car for petral money LOL
Tweetyo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she puts insurence on her food
Tweetme and yo momma did it last night
Tweetyo momma so stupid i told her to take a chill pill and she had an ice cube
Tweetyo moms so fat she jumped in the ocean and the tsunami came
Tweetyo mom is like a pool table balls go in and balls come out
Tweetyo moms like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she can’t tell black from white
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THE LAST TIME SHE SAW 90210 WAS ON THE SCALE IN THE BATHROOM
TweetTHAT WAS A GOOD ONE GENNY.
TweetYO alex moeller TELL YOUR MOTHER I FORGOT MY TROJAN WAR COMDONS.I WANT THEM BACK.
TweetYo Momma so fat she fell in LOVE and broke it.
Tweetyour moms so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
TweetYour momma is so fat she walked past the T.V and i missed 3 episodes……SAFE BLUD SIGN OUT 2000 + 7
Reppin the UK in lil towncalled bridgnorth…..brapppppppp!
Tweetyour moms so fat shes got more rolls than a kingsmill bakery……Safe yo…..
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingereed, and then trown to the gutter.
Tweetyo momma so fat her paints have stretch marks.
Tweetyo momma so big it takes 2 trains and a bus ride to get on her good side.
Tweetyou’re momma is so stupid she went into walmart and thought she was buying walls
Tweetyo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
Tweetyo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord
yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died.
Tweetur mommas so fat when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says ok.
Tweetur mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions.
Tweetur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washingtons nose.
Tweetur mommas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts
Tweetyo mamma’s ears are so big even the elephants come around fo shade
Tweetthat was the best joke ever
Tweetyour momma is so dum she hit by a park car
Tweetyo momma is dum she ran after the garbage man with a shopping list
Tweetyo mommas ass is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say wat happend to america
Tweetyo momma is so fat she fell in to the grand caniuon and got stuck
Tweetyo mamma so old it say expired on her birth certificate
Tweetyo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade
Tweetur momas so shoet u can see her feet on her drvers lisence
Tweetyo momma so ugly she makes onions cry
TweetUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO IRON HER PANTS ON HER DRIVE WAY
TweetYo momma is so fat all her relationships are long distance.
TweetYo momma is so poor EVEN the poor kids in Africa donated money.
TweetYo mamma’s so ugly she put the BOOGY MAN out of business
TweetYo mamma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the damn dogs to play wit her
TweetYo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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Yo momma is so fat, on her passport identification its reads: PICTURE IS CONTINUED ON NEXT 5 PAGES.
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A MAP JUST TO FIND HER ASS.
TweetGianni, you just got that joke from YO MOMMA. I watched it today with Chris and Harp you dumb sh*t
Tweetyo mamma is fat she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “GET THE HELL OFF!!”
TweetYo MaMmA’s FaT, WhEn ShE BeNdS OvA, We Go InTo DaYlIgHt SaViNgS TiME…
Tweetyo mamma so fat she seen a yellow skool bus go by filled with white kids and said “stop that twinkie”
Tweetyo mamma so fat your daddy had too roll her in the flowers to find the wet spot.
Tweetyo mamma so poor i asked her to watch color tv she said “were out of crayons.”
Tweetyo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”
TweetUre momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
Tweetbeat that
yo mamma is ugly she needs 2 wear a paper bag ove her head so no1 can c her ulgy face
Tweetyo mamma is fat wen her beeper goes off ppl thought she was backin up
Tweetyo mamma so fat wen she tripped on 10th st,.. she landed on 22nd st..
Tweetman all your jokes are so stolen from the internet there should be a popup add behind all of you.
TweetYo mamma so black and fat that when she goes into the ocean everyone runs cause they think there is an oil spill.
Tweetyou mamma is so fat she d’ont take picture she take postre
Tweetyo mumma and computer there are no diffrence because they both have viruses
Tweetyo mama is like a gas staton pay before u pump
Tweetyo momma so fat her blood type is ragu
Tweetyo moma was kikin a can i asked what was she doin she said movin
Tweetyo momma so fat when her beeper goes off they think shes backing up
Tweetyo momma so fat her nipples on her back
Tweetyo momma so ugly people thought she was chubackaof of star wars and asked her for her autograph autograph
TweetYo Momas Like a McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder, Give her 2 Quarters just to pound her and the cheese was optional.
TweetYo Momas like a McDonalds Happy Meal , all her meals are happy
TweetYa mummas so fat she goes to mcdonalds and they ask her wat she doesn’t want
Tweetya mummas so dumb she got run over by a parked car
Tweetya mummas so fat when u get on top of her ur ears pop
Tweetya mummas so fat when i did her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb
Tweetur mummas so fat it takes a whole cotton field to make her a tampon
Tweetyo moma is so fat jesus can’t lift her spirit
Tweetyo moma is so ugly and black she look like a chewd up tootsie roll
Tweetyo moma is so black she went to the funeral naked
Tweetyo moma stepped on the scale and she thought it was her phone number
Tweetyo moma is so fat she has nipples in her neck
Tweetyo moma is so stupid she satonthe tv to watch the couch
Tweetyo moma is so ugly that she put her head out the car window and the cop said stop mooning
TweetYO MOMA is so Fat Maxim she put Mayonnaise on ASPIRIN!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she made blind kids cry
Tweetyo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth
Tweetyo mommas like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet
Tweetyo mommas so stupid when she heard of the OJ trial, she thought it was a taste test of Tropicana and Sunkist
Tweetyo momma so stupid when i said it was chilly outside, she took a spoon out
Tweetyo momma so stupid, when she goes to the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her
TweetYo mamma is like a vacume cleaner she sucks she blows and gets laid ing the closet!
TweetYo mamma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in throwen in the gutter and keeps coming back for more
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TweetYo mother is so hott we needed some oil to vook some eggs
Tweetyo mom so dum she farted
Tweetjose pena is special because my mom told her dududududududuuuuududuu
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TweetMIKE sucks dick
Tweeti suck dick
Tweeti lick for free you know what i meen heheheheeee
Tweetyour mums so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the couch!!!
Tweetyour mums so fat when god said let there be light she had 2 move!!!
TweetTwo gay guys are having sex and they both die at the same time, who goes to hell first, the one on the top or bottom, the one on the bottom cause he’s already got his shit packed
Tweetur mamas so stupid that she was locked in safeways and died of hunger
Tweetyour muma is so fat shes like the lottery it takes 2 weeks to roll over
Tweetur mum is so stupid she watches the seatie and sits on the tele :}
Tweetya mumma is so fat each time she turns around its my b day
Tweeti hv all the words on the dictonary printed on my dick so why dont ya gf come over and ill put some words in her mouth :p oooooooooo
Tweetya so ugly u make an onion cry
Tweetdid ya hear about the campfire it was intense !
Tweeti love boobie like ya mom
TweetYo momma is so ugly she saw micheal jackson and screamed my twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma iz so Fat the only way for her to get through the white house iz free donutz on the other side!!!!!!!!
Tweetur muma so stuped she cant get to A-B with out sayin the rest of the alphabet
Tweetya mums so fat she ate jenny and craig
Tweetyour so ugly wen u were born ur mum said wat a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets go burry it
Tweetu mum so fat she orbits around small objects
Tweetyou guys suck. here’s an original
Tweetyo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.
Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro
Yo momma so old ahe saw the birth of jesus
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TweetYO moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
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TweetYo Momma so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side…HOES!!
TweetSUCK IT!!
TweetYo Momma so fat the telephone marketers gave her her own area code!
Tweetur mumas sex is like macdonalds im lovin it
Tweetur mum likes anal
Tweetur mum is so fat she needs a gps systom to find her ass
Tweetur mum is so fat i hade to role over her 3 times and i was still on her
Tweettell ur muma to make me pancakes becuase she burnt me eggs this mornin
Tweetur mum is so stupid she waz lockes in BILO and starved to death
Tweetur mum is so stupid she thought that tacobell was a phone cumpany
Tweetyo momma is so ugly her reflection ducked down.
Tweetur mum is so fat when she sat in the park the runers ran marathons around her
Tweetur mum is like a hardware store 25 cents a screw
Tweethahahahahahaha
ur mum is so poor when i came over i said wheres the toilet she said 2nd bucket on the left
Tweetur moms so dum she got starved in a food factory
TweetYo momma so fat she takes up 3 seats on the bus!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat
Tweetyo mama so fat she ate my car an said my stering whele was rough but my leather so soft
Tweetyo mama so fat i have to role her over twice just to get her on her good side
TweetYo’ mumma is so fat that all the whales start singing we are one big happy family
Tweetsso what a lil dirt
Tweet&& yo momma’s like a tornado she comes to town & blows everybody
Tweetyour mama’s so strict your jokes suck ass!!! hehe
Tweetyo mom like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingerd and throun bac in the gutter
Tweetur moms like a bike ppl hope on and go riding 4 miles
Tweetur moms so poor i went in her house and trod on a cigaret she said weres all the heating gone
Tweetur moms like a D.I.Y shop its 25p a screw
Tweetur moms so stupid she brought a doenut and took it bac coz it had a hole in the middle of it
Tweetyo momma so fat she has to use a boomarage to put her belt on
Tweetyour mums so small u can c her feet on her driving lisince
Tweetyour mums so fat she makes king kong look slim
Tweetyour muma so fat the only thing stopin her to get to jenny craige was the door
Tweetyour mumas armpits r so hairy it looks like shes got bob marlie ibn a headlock
Tweetyoure jokes are realy gay
TweetYo momma so fat she got on the elevator and every one was like its Goin Down!
Tweetyo momma so fat yo daddy got to set in the back seat just to keep the car balanced
Tweetyo momma so musty when she wear secret it gets out
Tweetyo momma so fat the pacfic ocean is her bath tube….. DAMN
Tweetyo mama so black, her shadow had to use a flashlight to find her! where she at?!
Tweetyo momma so musty when she put on speed stick it slowed down….Damn
Tweetyo mamas so ugly i drew her face on my butt and everyone thought it was her
Tweetand try and spell propper
TweetTravis
Yo mommo is so old she ran track with god
Tweetshawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma is so black when she walk out side the moon quits
TweetTravis
Yo momma is so Black when the cops shot at her at night the bullet came back for a flashlight
Tweetshawn a.k.a boopy
yo momma teeth is so buttery when she go out side and smile the sun say work on your on time
Tweetanthony white jr. i live in east st lou
im so gay i
TweetYo momma is so old she walked into the history yard sale and some one wanted to buy her
Tweetyo momma so fat when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof
Tweetyo momma is like a vaccum cleaner she sucks she blows and she gets thrown inthe closet
Tweetyour mums armpits are soo hairy, it looks like she got bob marley in a head lock !
Tweetya moms so small she has to slam dunk her bus fair xDx
Tweetyo mama is like a happy meal she’s fat,she’s happy, and she is greasy
TweetYour mom is like ESRB. Shes rated E for everyone.
TweetJOE MAMA SOO HAIRY BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER
TweetOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT NOW
UR MMAMA SO UGLY IT TAKES 2 BAGES 2 COVER HER FACE
TweetUR MAMMA SO STUPIED SHE STUCK BATTIRES UP HE BUT AND STAREDT SINGiING
TweetI GOT THE POWER
UR MAMMA SO POOR SHE WAZ KICKING A CAN AROUND AND A GUY ASKED what are u doing AND SHE SAID moving
TweetU PEEPZ JUST GOT LAYED LIKE UR MOM
TweetU CANT TOUCH THIS
TweetYOUR SO UGLY WHEN U WERE BORN THE DOTCERS SLAP UR MOM!!!!!!
Tweetyeaaaa i am the king
TweetYEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH
TweetUR MAMMA SO STUPIED SHE SOLD HER CAR FOR GAS MONEY!!!!!! U GOT SVERD
TweetIM ONLY 11 PEEPS U CAN NOT TOUCH THIS
TweetClay .A A..K.A hershy boy or captinapplesauce
TweetRUBEN UR JOEKS SUCK BALLS MINE ARE FUNNY
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Tweetya moms so stupid she gt locked in a supper market n starved 2 death …
ya moms so fat when she coems out in a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi
ya moms so fat da wen she sat on d rainbow skittles poped out …
ya mom so stupid she stcuk a battery up er arss n sed i gt d power
ya mom so stupid she pressed the red button 2 mek a pakie blow up ….
Tweetyour mummas so fat people pay her for shade
Tweetyour mums so stupid she sold her car for petrol money
Tweetyour mummas so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himmalayas
TweetYor mamas so gullible she jumped of the cn tower when i told her to.
TweetYOUR MAMAS SO DUMB WHEN SHE STEPPED IN THE PARKING LOT SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE HUGGED ME SHE MADE ME INTO PIESES OF ASH.
TweetYour mamas so pour when she wypes her ass with toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!
TweetYour mamas so fat when she needs 999999999999999999 chairs to sit down.lol
TweetYour mamas so stupid she stuck a bird up he ass and sang i belive i can fly!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYour mamas so dumb she ate dog food and starded barking!!!! arf arf arfarafarafara
TweetYour mamas so dumb she stuck to thingers up her ass and they were behind her head and said look im a bunny rabit.!!!!!!
TweetYou mamas so dumb she thought her house was a garbage can!
TweetYour mamas such a scardy cat because when she flushes the toilet she thinks shes going to drown..
TweetYo mamas so fat she but mayonaise on her asprin!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYour mama is so ugly her shadow ran away!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT HIT BY A PARKED CAR
Tweetyo mamma eat so much food when she go outside the dogs say its lunchtime
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she look in da mirror her reflection dissapears
Tweetyour moms like wall mart always low prices.
Tweetyomamma so ugly she looked out the window and got aressted for mooning
Tweetyomamma so fat she had sex and could’ent fell her husbands dick cause she was so fat
Tweetyomamma so ugly her mum had 2 b drunk 2 breast feed her
Tweetya mumma so old i told her to act her age and she died
Tweetya mumma so fat wen she go to macdonalds they ask wat she dont want
Tweetyo moma so stupid on he job application it said sex? she marked m and f and wrote sometimes wednesday
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!!!!!
Tweetyour brother is so stupid i asked him if he was gay and he said no ,but my boy friend is
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyour mama is so fat instead of saying ballin she said bakin
Tweetyour momma so fat when she fell in love she broke it
TweetU JOKES ARE ALL GAY U JUST COPIED MIST OF MINE!!!
TweetUr mama so ugly she makes michol jakson look hot, Ur mama so ugly she makes poop look like the hotest thing ever
Tweetur mama so gat when god said let there be light he ask her 2 move OHHHHHHHHH U GOT OWNED!!!!!! BURNNN
TweetUr mama so fat her car is made of spandex
Tweetyour mama iz sooooooo ugly that when she want to tthe jungle of Africa she made all the animalz run away even the king of da jungle
Tweetyo moma so dumb she got in a car accident in the driveway
Tweetyo momma so smelly people go up 2 her and say eww u stink
Tweetyo momma so ugly freddy crougar has nightmares of her
Tweetyo momma so ugly i kicked her in face
Tweetyo momma so dumb she said it was a nice day but it was midnight and raining
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Tweetyo momma so dumb she tried to get old in the fountain of youth
Tweetyo momma so fat her belly button is a black hole lol!
Tweetyo momma so fat she’s skinny
Tweetyo momma so dumb she hit a parked car
Tweetyo momma so dumb she got fat
Tweetyo momma so fat she wheres whales for a bra
TweetYour momma so fat, google had to map her
Tweetya mumm is so dumb she tried to drown a fish
TweetYo Mamma so dumb she climbed over Glass wall, to see whats on the other side.
Tweetur so dumb that u get on the number 142 bus and ask the bus driver when is the 142 gonna be here!!
Tweetavneet jandu!!!! is so fat that she looks like she has elephant quadruplets!!
TweetAVNEET JANDU!!! is so ugly that her own family hates her!!!
Tweetlmaoo!
YO MOM SO OLD SHE NEW BURGER KING WHEN HE WAZ A PRINCE
TweetYO MOM SO UGLY THEY FILMED “GORILLA’S IN DA MIST” IN HER SHOWER
TweetYO MOM SO UGLY EVEN RICE KRISPIES WONT TALK TO HER
TweetYO MOM SO UGLY WHEN SHE CRY THE TEARS ROLL DOWN THE BACK OF HER HEAD
TweetYO MOM SO POOR SHE BOUCES FOOD STAMPS
TweetYO MOM SO POOR SHE BOUNCES FOOD STAMPS
TweetYO MOMMAS HOUSE SO SMALL I ORDERED A LARGE PIZZA AND HAD TO EAT IT OUTSIDE.
TweetYO HOUSE SO SMALL I STUCK THE KEY IN THE DOOR AND STABBED EVERYBODY.
TweetYO MOM SO FAT INSTEAD OF GIVING ME SYPHALLYSS SHE GAVE ME CHOLESTEROL
TweetYO MOM SO FAT HER PICTURES WEIGH 10 POUNDS.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she makes a whirlpool with her stomach
Tweetass
TweetSUREE UR NOT THE REAL ONE I AM ASSHOLE U CANT DO ANY KOOL JOKES I DINT EVEN LAUGH!!!!
Tweetyo momma’s so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company
Tweetyo mom is so fat she was in a book for fat people and her picture went on pgs. 45 46 47 48 49.
Tweetyo mom so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.
TweetYo momma’s so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
TweetYo momma’s so fat that when she ran by in a yellow dress I thought I’d missed the bus.
Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a blood test.
Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.
Joe MAMMA SO FAT HER CAR IS MADE OF SPANDEX!!!!!!! }: )
Tweetyour mmama so old she has a autograph from jesus
TweetYo Momma Is So Ugly……………..Her Face Needs More Construction Than New Orleans
TweetYo Momma is so short when she’s sittin on the curb her feet dangle
Tweetyo momma is so black she went to night school and got marked absent
TweetYo momma is so fat her belt size is EQUATOR
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN AND THE WHALES STARTTED SINGIN *WE R FAMILY ..EVEN THOUGH UR BIGGER THAN ME**
Tweetyo momma so hairy that when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist
Tweetyo momma so white she’s two shades from disapearing
Tweetyo momma so ugly the b*tch is a modern day masterpiece
Tweetyo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews
Tweetyo momma so fat obi-wan said thats no moon, thats yo momma
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, her reflection walked away
Tweetur mommas so fat if she wore black and yellow someone would call taxi
TweetYA MUM IS LIKE THE PERMUTER TRIANGLE U GO IN AND NEVA CUM OUT
TweetYA MUMS SO POOR SHE HANGS HER TOILET PAPER OUT TO DRY!!!!! :):) BEAT THAT:)
Tweetur mom is so ugly she asked for a boyfirend n god told hert to commit suicide quicky be before its toooo late
Tweetyour mom is so faqt she went top iran to buy a bomb and met a man called hasaban he was gay so she cried hahahaha
TweetTHESE JOKES ARE SO FUNNY AND ALL I CAN SAY IS CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR MOM
BTW YA MOMS SO FAT SHE WENT THE BEATCH AND A WHALE STARTED SINGING WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THO UR BIGGER THEN ME
Tweetyo momma is like coffee if I don’t get her every morning i get cranky
Tweetso u drink ur mom
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she lost her virginity to yo dad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma is like a bakery 25 cent a roll!
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped in the grand canyon and got stuck
Tweetyo momma so fat she tred to jump in the grand canyon but got stuck in space!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat i saw her on the itnternet as a world wide screw department!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma like my d!k everyone wants to suk it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetoh yeah i liked wat she did last night to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetA Bob And Bradley Both of yo mommas so ugly it takes a fire extinguser just to put her nasty wrinkles out
TweetSuck it this song goes out to yo momma i No Yo Momma Was Treated Bad by YO daddy so i beat his A.S.S For My shawty i No you not my girl im Not Your man so im going To Call u my shawty im sorry icheated on u whith ur sister so BaBy im Sorry
TweetAnoymous u Ain’t Sh|t.Yo Daddy so gay he probly a He She.
TweetRuben You so broke You Have to go To The Jailhouse To Eat Breakfast,Lunch,And Supper.
TweetRuban Yo MoMMA So Lezbian She Got Nuts And Glory.
Tweetyo momma so ugly dat yo daddy takes her 2 work wit him jus so he ain’t gotta kiss her goodbye!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so ugly weneva sasquatch sees her he runs away
Tweeti will challenge any of ya’ll ppl if u wanna get beat down
TweetAre yu a girl Rachel well thanks for agreeing with me.a me u cool but not on know gay sh** if u a man.
Tweetyour mama is such a midget, she can hang glide on a DORITO.
your mama is so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
your mama is so stupid, someone said it’s chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon.
TweetOk bitch u tring to steal my joke to well james yo daddy so old he look like pops off Wayans brothers.
Tweetyeah n James u basically took all the jokes 4 up above..u need 2 make ur own jokes!
Tweetyo nana so gehtto so washes her paper plates
Tweetyo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock
Tweetthis is a fact,ya mama is wack,she needs a tic.not a tac,but the whole damn pack
Tweetalso yo mama nees listerine,not a sip,not a swallow,but the whole damn bottle
JAMES GET A LIFE AND A GF BECAUSE UR PARNETS HATE U SOOO GO AWAY ASS HOLE I BET U U CANT MAKE UP ANY REAL JOE MAMMA JOKES!!!!
TweetMan These jokes are ROTFL if yea KNOW WHAT IM tRYING 2 SAY
TweetYour door bell only goes ding cause ur mammas sitting on the dong
Tweetya mama so fat the back of neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
Tweetya mama so poor I asked to use the bathroom she said down the hall third bucket on the left.
Tweetya mama so ugly that when she was born her mama put her the corner and feed her butterbeans with a slingshot.
>yo mama so ugle she tride to masterbat but the finger said “I could do beter.”
Tweetyo mama so poor that your family conflaks with a fork to save milk
yo mamma is so ugly …….. shes ugly
Tweetyo mama so fat people trow peanut at here in stead of the elephants
TweetYour momma so stupid she got cut with a razor phone!
Tweetyo momma teeth is so yellow
Tweetyo momma teeth is so yellow &black when she smiles it looks like a phild. steelers helemt.
Tweetyo mama got mo teeth than a broken comb
Tweetyo mama so fat she layed on the beach and people ran around yelling free willy
Tweetyo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck
Tweetyo mama so fat she out manase on her asprin
Tweetyo mama so fat she eats wheat thicks
Tweetyo mama head so big it so up on the radar
Tweetyo mama so hairy she omost died of rug burn at birth
Tweetyo momma is like a box of chicken,shes good, shes crispy and everyones had a piece of her.
Tweetyo momma is like a video game once i put her in we can all play her
Tweetyo mama so poor she cant afford to pay attention
Tweetyo mama so hairy she look like she got buchwheat in headlock
Tweetyo mama so fat her stomece show up on the radar
Tweetyo mama so skinny she turned side ways and dissapeared
Tweetyo mama so skinny she eats wheat thins
Tweetyo mama so skinny she can hoola hoop with a cherrio
Tweetyo mama so skinny she was walking on the side walk and fell in a crack
Tweetyo mama so poor i walked in her house and roeches were yelling we are famliy
Tweetyo mama so poor i asked her if i can yuse her bathroom and she sed secent box on the left
Tweetyo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed ding
Tweetyo mama so poor i rang her door bell and she sed BUTTHOLE
Tweetthe only thing yo momma can blow is dust
Tweetyu muma is so fat wen she went in a lift she pushes up and she gose down
Tweetyour muma is so dum she climb a glass wall to see wat was on the auther side
Tweetyu muma sold her only car 4 petrol…………..lol
Tweetyu muma is so fat she put on her yellow rain coat and people yeld out taxi
TweetYo muma is soooo stupid that she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in the middle!!…………lol
Tweetyo maoma is so ugly dat wen she
Tweetwent in the haunted house she came out with an application
ur muma so fat that sheslike petral station pump and go
Tweetyour muma is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention.
Tweetyour muma is so fat she yours a sheep 4 her tampon
Tweetyu muma is so fat she uses a sheep 4 her tampon
TweetI love you braden, for your jokes and style. do you want to meet? I like doggy style! dont you love it too? I bet you do! oh, right to the G-spot! U got a talent after your mom! her dicks so long and thick its like an anus massage sooo erotic… by the way, I like it fun, be creative … quick, bouncy like doggy!
TweetYour momma is thet ugly when your dad kicked her out he got arressted for littering
Tweetyo momma so fat every time she turn around we throw her a suprise partyLOL BITCH.
TweetYo mama so fat she’z invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo mama so fat she haz to use a matress for a pad!!!!
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when the news said its going to be hilly out side she came out with 5 pots
Tweetyo mamma so ugly when you told her to look in the mirra and she looked the mirra broke into 10,000 pieces
Tweetyo mamma so pretty the told her that dimond rings are ugly and she gave them away
Tweetcall me at 1800 free 411 thell tell you my adress sike losersssssssssss but my girl is ciara ang rhianna
Tweetyo momma so thin and hairy, she looks like a thermometer with a mostache, (:
Tweeti heard red lobster was out of crabs so they called your mom
Tweetfunny joke
Tweethah red lobster
your mommy is so fat she is fater than a sumo wrestler
TweetYo mamma such a whore she brushes her teethe with dicks
Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Your birth cirtificate is just an appology from the condom factory
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said sorry no professionals.
Tweetyoure mommas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Tweetyour mommas so littlewhen she tries to reach the door she cant she has to use her stiky hand
Tweetyo mumms so fat evry time she takes a step she could fill a pool with it
Tweetyo mumms so fat when she went into kfc she asked for the bucket on the roof
Tweetyo mamas but is so big behtoven made a song of is “big big big but.”
Tweetya mums so fat she put bakers delight out of buissness
Tweetya mums so ugly the podt man thought she was a mail box
Tweetya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce
Tweetya mums like a trampoline everyone has a bounce on her
Tweetyou moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie
Tweetur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers
you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie
Tweetur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers
yah, ya mama is so fat the pacific ocean was her bath tub
Tweetyo mama so fat she wore a yellow rain coat out side and everyone screemed taxi
Tweetyo momma so fat, she joined the army and broke the axel on a tank.
Tweetyour mom is so poor i walkked throught her front door and triped over her back door
Tweetur mumma is soo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out
Tweetyo mommma so fat some body taped her on the shoulder she turned around but no body there
Tweetyour m0mma so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
Tweetya moms so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt
Tweetya moms so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot
Tweetya moms so tall when she trips over a rock she hits her head on the moon
ya moms so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks
Tweetya moms so fat when a bus hits here she turns around and says who through that rock
Tweetya moms like a door knob everyone gets a turn
ya moms like a bubble gum machine 5 cents a blow
ya moms like a bus 50 cents and she is ready to ride
ya moms head is so small when she had her ears pearced she died
TweetGet off of mammas cause i just got off yours.
Tweetyo mama so fat that she was the boulder in Indiana Jones.
Tweetyo mama so fat that she was the boulder in Indiana Jones.
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow all her skittles poped out
Tweetyo mama so fat that she got the reward of FATTEST SUMO WRESTLER
Tweetyo mama so ugly that when she was born the docter didi’nt know the diffrence between her face or her ass
Tweetyo mama so ugly that when she was littkle her parents tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with it
Tweetyo mama had a lot okf white hairs that everyone thought she wads the yeti
Tweetyo mama so dumb that when she was in the horror movie Saw she killed herself
Tweetyo mama so hairy that she grew afros on her nibbles
Tweetyo mama so hairy that chewbacca was jealous
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Tweetur mother is so stupid she tells “ya momma” jokes to u
Yo momma so stupid, she thought Spongebob Squarepants the cartoon was CHEESE! ! ! !
TweetYo momma so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
TweetYo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
TweetYo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
TweetYo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Tweetjack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pill of water,jack fell down and broke his crown,turned out the hill was your mother
Tweetyo momma so fat,she has pictures of food in her wallet.
Tweetyour skins so bad the docter prascirbed a mask
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she got trapped in a elephant cage, nobody noticed
Tweetya mumma is so dunb she tript over a corless phone
Tweetyo mama sooo fat when she went on a weight scale it said please 1 person at a time!!!!!!*************hehehe i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama is soo stoopid that when she heard the doorbell ring she ran to the door!!!!!!*********hahaha i love this 1 too!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change..
TweetThe first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’
TweetYo family so poor when they eat cearel they eat with a fork to save milk.
TweetYo moma so fat, When God said “Let there be light” He said Move yo fat ass..
TweetYo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.
TweetYo momma’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet!
TweetYo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
TweetYo Mommas so stupid, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a booty call
Tweetya mama is so old she still owes jesus a fiver
Tweetya mama is so fat she would of been in E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon the fat bitch would of caused an eclipse
Tweetjoe mamma is so stupid she said”im stupid”
Tweetyo mama’s like the town bike everyone had a ride
Tweethi people
Tweetyo momma is so skinney when she jumped off the empire state building she started to float p.s.she wieghs 00.00000000090875467642346790987642324781234567899901098765432111234567890987654567812345678987653467765456475942586235795647623885549975439998554679253056207535294623842914328463677517775542923143659748
Tweetur momma is so dumb that when she got locked in tesco she starved. ur mum soo dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 c wat was on da ova side
Tweetur mum is soooooo fat dat wen she jumped out a plane she got stuck in the air
Tweetur dads head is sooooooo bald dat wen u rub his head u can c into da future
Tweetur mum sooooo ugly it makes neil clayton look pretti
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watched the coch
Tweetjoe mamma is like a door knob, everyone has had a turn!
Tweetyour dad is so ugly Michael Jackson doesn’t even like him! OOOOOOHH!
Tweetya momma is like a bike !!! every likes to rider her
Tweetya momma so fat that she sat next to every one in glass
Tweetyour momma so stupid she got a bad and started to talk
Tweeti went what ya doing
she said im sening a voice mail
ya momma so poor her diner trays are her good chiner
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Tweetyo mamma so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin
TweetYOUR MUM IS SO POOP SHE WAS KICKING A CARD BORD BOX DOWN THE ROAD A MAN WALK PAST WHAT U DOING LOVE MOVING HOME
TweetU keep my mum out of this and i’ll keep this (point to his dick) out of ya mum haha
Tweetya mumma is so fat tht she thought jupiter was a piece of bubble gum
Tweetya mumma so fat that wen she sat on the rainbow skittles came out
Tweetyo momma’s like a door she opens up and everybody cums in side
Tweetyo momma so white when she went on top of a tree pple said “ITS THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!”" lol
TweetYO momma so white when she went on top of a tree pple sed “ITS THE HOLY SPIRIT!!!!”
Tweetyo momma so ugly… look at her!!!
Tweetyo momma so big when she was born, the first person she saw was galactus
Tweetyo momma so ugly i told her to act her age, the bitch died
Tweetbitch!!!!!!! lol
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat next to everybody in skool
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went in a car with hydrolics, the hydrolics broke… not even that, when she put her leg in the car, the car was demolished
Tweetyo momma so fat pple would use her for a trampoline
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fall down and she eats all of them
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow instead of skittles falling the rainbow disappeared and never came back
Tweetyo momma so fat when she drank red bull her wings wouldnever work on her
Tweetyo momma so fat she was the health inspector for every resturant in the world
Tweetyo momma so fat if she were the moon bruce almighty would never get to pull her
Tweetyo momma so fat the solar system is inside her stomach
Tweetim the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody can top me
Tweetba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba i see u lookin at me tryna figure how i move to the beat so gooooooddd
Tweetyo momma so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo momma so fat her belt is the eqautor
TweetI LOVE YUHH GENESISZZ
Tweetstrong>I LOVE YUHHH SO MUCH GENISISZZ BABE!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so poor i rang the doorbell and herd the toilet flush
TweetYooo mamaz so ugly wen her mother was giving birth to her the doctor sed “push push” . The nurse said “I am I am”
TweetYo moma so old her ass hole looks like chocolate pies.
Tweetyour moma’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Tweetwhen your moma gave birth she said what the hell is this!!!
Tweetyo mumma is such a slut she gets more ass then a toilet seat
Tweetyu mumma is so poor i walked into her house and trod on a lit cigy she said who put out the heater! hahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
TweetHavent read all of these butt…:
TweetYo mamas so old when she went to school there was no history class
yo moma so ugly michael jackson did ur mom and then did little kids because she was so ugly…..
TweetUR MUMMA”ZZ SOOO FAT SHE MAKES A WHALE LOOK LYK A TIC TAC………..OH dats ryt!! BURNNN!!! beet that everyone
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Tweetjoe mama is so old she went to school with jesus
TweetOHHhHHHHH you people just got served!
yo mama is so poor when i stepped on her sk8board she said “hey get off my car!!!”
Tweetgood one Aaron
Tweetyou all suck balls
Tweetur mom is like a box of chicken she’s good, she’s crispy, and everyone’s had a peice of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyea how do u like them apple’s
Tweetme and ure mom have bin up more walls than spider man
Tweetyour teath are so grean and moldy u spit mushy peas
Tweetoh sorry am i to gurd for all of yall
Tweetwell i was to gurd for ure mom last night
Tweetmr person i just saw ure mom on they corner and i said wot r u doin there and she said erning enuf money to do my son
Tweetyo momma is so dum wen she walkes up to a lampost she sed knock knock i now u are in thre because the lights are on
Tweetyour mom is so small she has to slandunk hr bus fair
TweetNATHAN ROSES R RED MY SKIN IS BLACK Y IS URE MOMS CHEST AS FLAT AS HER BACK
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she goes outside with a red dress on people yell HEY KOOL-AID
Tweetur mumma so fat when she went 2 jenny craig all she lost was her money
Tweetur mum has more crabs than the pasific ocean
TweetHAHA dese r guud
buh can ya beet this one:
UR MUMMA’S SO FATT SHE’S……. FAT!!
Tweet^^^^^^
crappest joke evahh :L
yo momma’s so fat that when she got pulled over for speeding the cop said “ok all 6 of u get out of the car”
yo momma’s so black if she sat in a jacuuzi it turns into coffee
yo momma’s so fat and black when she goes sky diving she turns day into night
yo momma’s teeth are so gapped that i can win a football game by kickin a field goal
yo momma’s so fat i stuck a roll of quarters in her belly button and she shat out my laundry
Tweetyo momma so dumb in her skewl daiiz da teacher told her dat she had to do an essay and she went out to find mexican,fu**’d him and sed ESSAY-ESSAY….
TweetI JUZ WANNA GIVE A HOLLA OWT 2 ALL MA PPLEZ BAK IN DA VALE KOZ WE DA BOMB AND WE DROP IT LIKE A F.O.B..YA NO WAH I MEAN…HAHAHA HOLLA
Tweetyo momma so fat dat we were watchn an episode of friends and she walked pass the t.v. and when she got to the other side we missed 4 seasons of friends…hahahahahahahahaha
TweetJoe mama is soooooooo stupid when i said there was a cerial killer on the loose she said ” hurry hide all the cereal!!!!”
Beat that mother FU#$ers!
TweetYo was up my peeps
TweetYo mama is so ugly i dont even want to think about her
Tweetyo momma is like a basketball hoop every body gets a shot
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a milkshake on layway at mickey d’s
Tweetyo momma is so ugly her tears run up her face beat dat hhahahah
TweetJoe Daddy is so ugly Michael Jackson doesnt even like him
TweetJoe mama is so fat she put Fat Albert out of business!
TweetJoe mama and I have up and down walls more than Spider-Man
Tweetyo mamma so ugly they had to call 911 on he
Tweetyo mamma is fat you got lost
yo mamma is so old she was the first person to built the world
yo mamma is so fat the she fills up the unives
Tweetur momas so hairy she has affros on her titties
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she makes unions cry.
Tweetur mumms so ugly she went into a hunted house and come bk out wid a job apucation
Tweetur momma is so fat that she uses a matress as a tampon
Tweetur mummas like a briefcase only open for business
Tweetur mums like a vending machine 50p a go
Tweetur mums like a double decker bus 40p to get on top
Tweetur mums so fat she thought the twin towers was a double decker sandwich
TweetIf I had a nickel for every time you’ve been laid, I’d be poorer than YO MOMMA
TweetYo mama so fat she got baptised in mustard.
TweetYo mama so fat she uses a hefty bag for a condom
TweetYo mama so fat she uses ketchup for lotion
TweetYo mama so ugly when puts on a mask she get comments.
TweetYo mama SO black when you close your eyes you see her every time.
TweetYo mama so fat when you go to sleep she says ” sleep tight don’t let the chicken wings bite”.
TweetYO MAMA SO WHITE WHEN ITS DARK SHE GLOW IN THE DARK. NOBODY CAN TOP THAT LAMES
TweetI treated all of yall Yo mama so fat she got a job at being the titanic.
TweetYo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Tweetya momma so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train
Tweetya mommas glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving
Tweetyo mamma so nasty she has to creep up on her bath water!
Tweetyo mamma so nasty she made right gaurd turn left
Tweetyo mamma so nasty she made speed stick slow down
Tweetyo mamma so fat she cant reach in her back pockets
Tweetyo momma is so fat wen she went 2 in n out she went in but never came out
Tweetyo momma is so fat wen she went 2 in n out she went in but never came out
Tweetur mom so ugly dat her ballbag were hanging from her head an saying drop nutz drop nutz………..lol
Tweetur momz so fat that she make mac donald’s pop out mac shitsss…..lol
Tweetur mom is like nascar she is burnin at least 50 rubers a day
TweetHi brent
TweetYour mummas so fat she painted her self green and some one came along and said wow “i never new there was a forest here”
Tweetyo mummas soo yo mummas sooo
TweetSHE’S JUST FAT OKAY!
yo mamma so fat she steped on a weght scale and it said to be continued
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she steped on a weght scale and said to be continued
TweetYo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!! “
Tweetyo momma is so dome she stared at the orange juice bottle for 15 minutes because it said consentrate
Tweetyo mamma is so gay she gay!!! ha ha ha ha
Tweetyo mama so fat when she fell down she made the grand canyon
Tweetyoure mama so old when god said let there be light she turned on the light switch
Tweetyo momma so fat she got ha on food system
Tweetur jokz r so fkin gay
Tweetthe only words yuor momma no in the atherbet is KFC???HAHAHA
TweetYOUR MUMA SO FAT THAT THEY HAD TO GET OIL TO GET HER OUT THE BATH?HAHAHA
TweetYOUR MUMA IS SO FAT THAT THEY HAD TO GET A CRANE TO GET HER OUT THE CAR?HAHAHA
Tweetjoe mamma so ugly she made an oniun cry
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT THAT SHE WENT TO THE DESERT TO SELL SHADE
TweetYOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW SKITTLES POPED OUT
TweetBLA BLA
Tweetyour mum is like a ragdoll……. she gets thrown about.
Tweetyour mum is like a kitkat 2p a finger
Tweetur mu7m is like a firehose everyone has had a squirt
Tweetur momma is so fat that when she puts her yellow raincoat on every 1 yells taxi!!!
Tweetur moma is odd when she farted only dust came out
Tweetur moma is sooooo fat she was declared the 10th planet
Tweetlol
YO MOMA IS SO FAT HER BELT SIZE IS THE EQUATOR
Tweetyo momma so
Tweetyo momma so fat she has to wake up in sections
Tweetyo momma so hairy when she opens her legs it looks likes she’s about to give birth to chubaca
TweetYo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Tweetur mumas sooo skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Tweetur mom is so like a barbershop $20 for a blow
Tweetu r all dicks besides joe mamma king and da real momma king everyone else can SUCK IT
Tweetyour momma is like a dog [ she always has her mouth open] if you know what i mean
Tweetyour momma is so old i told her to act her age and she died!!!!
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Tweetur momma is like a race car she burns 10 rubbers a day.
TweetYo Momma Is So Scruffy It Looks Like She IS Walking Around In A pair Of Curtains.
Tweetyo momma is like a race track. burn 20 rubber a day
Tweetyo momma so ugly she looks like u
Tweetomg all yaw are so lame yaw getin them jokes from internate
TweetYo mamma so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.
TweetYo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Tweetyomama is so ugly her worst nightmare is the mirror
Tweetyour mamma is so ugly they didnt exept her in heaven or hell
Tweetyour mama is so nasty she yoused her underwear as a Jackson Polock painting
Tweetyo mama is so fat she makes godzilla look like a migit
Tweetyomommo is so ugli a momey
Tweetyour mom is sooooooooooo damm fat she coughed up half of the family
Tweetyour mom is so damm, fat she coughed up half of the family “cough” hi mom lol
TweetUR MUM IS SOOOOOOOO OLD SHE OWES JESUS QUID
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she cut her leg gravy poured out
TweetYo Momma so fat she got on the scale and it said one at a time please
TweetYo Momma is like a keyhloe she twist turns and easy to open!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma is so stupid she uesed rubber for a patch on her tires!!!!! What Now Punks
Tweetya momma like a 7eleven open 24 7 and
Tweetfor 75 cents you can get a slurpy
your mother is so fat that she fell in love and broke it!
Tweetyour mother is like a t.v. set even a three year old can turn her on!
Tweetyour mother is so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing “we are family even though your bigger then me!”
Tweetyour mum is so fat she eats an apple
TweetYour mothers so ugly that when she went to the beauty salon it took three hours for an estimate!
TweetHey here’’s a heap of jokes for ya
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad…she gives me the hair off her back!
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes
Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, “LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington…”
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said,” let there be light” she was the one who flipped the switch
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said “let there be light” he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
Your mom’s teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled “oil spill!”
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.
Yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a burger popped out of George Washington’s nose!!!!!
Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
TweetYou’re mama is so nasty that when I asked her where we were going to go to have fun she jumped on the table, and opened her legs and said, “Bush Gardens baby!”
yo mommaso fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetwow thats awsome but i know the best yo momma joke in the world but u gotta win the contest
Tweetyo momma so ugly she looks like you
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she u
TweetYo Momma teeth is so yellow she turned to the sun and the sun said i give up
Tweetyo momma so fat up her but and around the corner is a street
Tweetyo momma so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Tweetyour muma so fat when wen she jummped in the swimmingpool people shouted tidlewave
Tweetyo mamma so poor,when you got on your skateboard,she said”get off the family car!”
Tweetyour momma so old her birth certificate says EXPIRED!!!!!!!on it.
Tweetyour momma so fat,she made KINGKONG look like a sisie.
Tweetyour momma so stupid,she got run over by a parked car.
Tweetyo moma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Tweetily jakeee. yo moma jokes are gay as hell. i swear you people are really immature. gezzzzzzzz…..
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TweetYo mommas like a box of chocolates ya never know wat ur gonna get lol
Tweetwhats the difference between yo momma and a hot tub? once you get used to her its not that hot anymore
TweetYo mommas so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyour mumes so ugly she turned your dad gay
Tweetlisten to this your gramma is so old she ownes jesous money lol
TweetYOU MOMMA SO GODDAMN UDGLY SHE MAD AN OINO CRY
Tweetand my hole body fites in
Tweetur mom…is like easy mac cheese…i put her in the microwave…she gets a lil hot…& i eat her out.
Tweetur moms so black and fart so much…tht in her neighborhood…they called her ”requifa”
Tweetyo mommy is so stupid that i told i got a razar and she said ” oh don’t cut yourself!!!”
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yo mommy is sooo skinny that the strip club hired her…as the pole
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yo mommy is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she opened the microwave.
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yo momma is soo fat that she has to tuck her fat in her pockets.
I <3 YO MOMMA
Tweetohhh and tell her last night was great
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON WALMART AND LOWERED THE PRICES!
Tweetyo momma so fat she has a sign on her that says wide turns.
Tweetyo momma so stupid somebody said you dropped ur pocket and she asked where.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she mad ur dad cry.
TweetYO MOMMAS NECK IS SO BLACK AND DIRTY WHEN YO DAD GAVE HER A HICKEY YOU CANT EVEN SEE IT
Tweetyour mommas so old she went to the third grade with jesus
TweetYo mommas so fat that when god said let there be light he told her to move
Tweetyo mamas so fat, she fills the tub then adds the water!
Tweetyo momma so stupid she had sex with micheal jackson
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she came out of her yo momma stomach the screamed it is a heshe
Tweetyo mom is like a box of chicken she’s good…….she’s crispy…….and everyone’s had a peice of her
Tweetyour mom is so fat, shes fat
Tweetyo momma’s like a big mac……full of fat but only worth a buck!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetYo mama so fat when she walked across the zebra crossing and bus hit her and she said who through that rock.
TweetYo mama breast is so old its like powder
Tweetyo mamma so fat she got more rolls than a bakery
Tweetyo mamma so old her birrth certificate said……………….expired
TweetYa momma is soooooo old we told her to act her age and she died
TweetYo mama’s breast’s is so old it’s like powder
Tweetyour mom is so fat here butt looks like 2 pigs fighting over a milkdud
Tweetyo momma so poor she only has two channels on and off
Tweetyo momma so fat her pant size is “lose some weight bitch”
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thaught that she could kill a fish by drowning it in water
Tweetyo momma so dumb that when she went to KFC she licked everyone’s fingers clean
Tweetyo momma so ghetto when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out
TweetYo Momma so stupid she had YOU!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she is fat just plane old fat.
Tweetyo momma so fat i had to take a train and two buses just to get on da bitch’s good side
Tweetyo momma so fat that when da bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party
Tweetyo momma so fat you hav 2 grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on da otha side just to get her through
Tweetyo momma is such a slut she has more viruses than my computer
Tweetyour mama’s like a basket ball net balls go in and balls go out
Tweetyo mama so so ugly when she goes to the bathroom to brush her teeth all the toothbrushes do the matrix and say “She ain’t pickin me!”
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she died of starvation in a grocery store
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she came to this website and made jokes about herself
Tweetyour moms so poor when i found her on the floor with only 1 shoe on i said have you lost youe shoe she said no i just found 1 lol
Tweetya mum so fat when she got her id card it said photo continued
Tweetgo to Bubbaloo.webs.com! best skateboarding site ever! i bought 2 boards there and man when these get old and they get new ones im buyig more!
TweetYo momma had sex with ur dad…
Tweetyo momma is so hairy that she had afros on her nipples
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she dranded a fish lol
Tweetlol
Tweetim to sexy for my love to sexy for my shirt to toooooooooooooooo to sexy
Tweetyo momma is so fat she HAS 2 wear the WWE CHAMPION BELT ROUND HER WRIST
TweetURE MOM IS SO HAIRY THE ONLY LANGUAGE SHE TALKS IS CHEWBACCA
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she dances she makes the band scip
Tweeteveryone on here is a dick sucker
Tweetyo doin ur chinese mom it was realy wide and wen i stuk it in there was a fortune inside!
Tweetur Mom was like a clown last nite she jugeled my bals last nite
Tweetyo momma so fat she the reason there is world hunger
Tweetyo momma so stupid she climbed over a GLASS WALL 2 see wat was on the other side
Tweetyo momma so fat they had 2 fed-ex food 2 her stomach
Tweetyo momma so old her birth certificate is a cave paintin
Tweeti got many more if ppl want more
Tweetyour mother is like a condom. i put her on my dick, cum in her, then throw her in the trash
Tweetyour momma’s so old she sat behind jesus in third grade
Tweetyo momma is so fat that shes fat
Tweetyo momma so stupid she st on the TV and watched the couch
Tweetsex
Tweetcoo
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!
Tweetyo mamma like a video game…..rated E for everybody!!!!! lol :]
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she looked her self in the supermarket and starved to death.
Tweetyo momma’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles ALL the cars slow down
TweetYO MAMA SOOO FATT .. NASA PLAN TO USE HER TO HELP BLOCK UP THE BLACK HOLES IN SPACE
TweetYO MAMAS SOO FAT….. WEN I SWERVED ROUND ER YESTERDAY IN MA CAR ….. I RAN OUTA PETROL
TweetYO MAMAS SOO TALL.. WEN SHE DONE A CARTWHEEL….. SHE HIT JESUS IN THE FACE lmfao
TweetYO MAMAS SOO FAT WEN SHE LAYS ON THE BEACH PPL YELL OUT 3 WILLY! 3 WILLY!
Tweetyo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked, “what are you doing.” She said, I’m moivng.”
Tweetyo momma is so hairy king kong came out of her ass and said “welcome to the jungle”
Tweetyo momma is so ugly……well look at you
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she sold her car for gas money..lol =]
Tweetlizzys momma is so fat she sat on her little girls head
Tweetyo mama is so dumb when a bus bast by she said twenky come back
Tweetfu fu fu fu fu fu fu fu
Tweetyo mamma so fat, NASA plans on using her to seal the ozone layer
Tweetyo mamma so ugly, bakers put her face in dough to make gorilla cookies
Tweetyo mamma so old the she served tables at the last supper with Jesus
Tweetyo mamma so old the last whistle she heard was when she was hit by a train
Tweetyo mamma is like a brick, flat on both ends and gets laid by mexicans.
Tweetyou ugly
Tweetyo mamma so harry she made king kong jelous
Tweetu all suck, KISS MY ***
TweetU SUCKU
TweetI LOVE BELEN RETANA
TweetYo moma is so stupid, when she went to the dntist, she asked for a blutooth
Tweet:L:L:L
your mama is so fat her underware has holes in it when she farts it whisles
TweetYo Momma is so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales started to sing “We Are Family” -
Tweetthese retarded jokes are so retarted there retarted
TweetYo mama so gay she turned micheal jackson straight! Oh What Now Retards!!!!!!!!
Tweet!!!!!!
yo mama so fat when she lifed her but it was day light savings time
Tweetyou are a daweb with glasses drrrrrdrrrrr
Tweetbobby is so fat he is a bomb that blow up
Tweetyo mama is so hairy that when you were born you nearly died of rug burn
Tweetyomoma so poor ‘I walked in the front door and triped over the back gate
Tweetyour mums so poor when i went in her house with a ciggert and it went out she sed who turned off the heating
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she puked she drowned everyone
Tweetyo momma is so fat she dips her carrots in mayonaise
Tweetyo momma is so dumb when i rang the doorbell she checked the microwave
Tweetyo momma is so fat she covered chocolate around her pill
Tweetyo momma is so fat every time she writes with a pencil it brakes
Tweetyour momma is so ugly when my friend looked at her he killed him self. CURSE YOUR MOM!!!!
Tweetyour mom is so ugly and scaring i called 911 when i saw her
Tweetyo momma is so fat…….wait whered she go? oh im standing on her.
Tweetyo mama so stuipid she sold her car for gas money
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Tweetyour momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car !
Tweetyo mamma is so tall! when she tripped over a rock she hit her head on the damn moon
Tweetyour momma is so tall! she tripped over connecticut and hit her head on texes!!!!! (^.^)
TweetYOUR MUMMA IS SO POOR WHEN SOME1 WENT INTO HER HOUSE AND TROOD ON A LIGHT CIGAR SHE SAID WHO PUT OUT THE HEATER
Tweetyour momma’s so fat coz she is
TweetYo Momma’s So I Took A Pic Of Her Last Christmas And Its Still Printing.
Tweetcall me
TweetYOUR MOMMA IS LIKE A TOILET , SHE IS FULL OF SHIT !
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she saw a school bus full of white kids she thought it was a twinki
Tweetyour mamma so ugly she enterd an ugley contest but the judges said no proffecinalls
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that when she a quarter in a parking meter,she asked”where’s my gumball?”
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that when she put a quarter in a parking meter,she asked”where’s my gumball?”
Tweetyour gay
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Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who trow that rock
Tweetnick you suck
Tweetyou guy all have dicks
Tweetyo mama so fat when fat Albert saw her he said WO WO WO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mommas is so fat she stood on a waying scale and it said to be continued
yo mommas so old she opens her legs and its full of cobwebs
Tweetyou momma STANK so bad she smell like fish OOOooo….nw wat and look like one to hahahahahahaha
Tweetyour mamma is so fat she stood on a weighing scale and her mobile number came up
Tweetyo mamas so greasy i butterd my popcorn with he leg hairs
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she saw a yellow bus with white kids, she yells STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!!!!!!
TweetYo momma is so stupid,she sat on the T.V and watched the couch.
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she saw a bus full of white children she said: stop that twinkey!
Tweetemma is dumb
Tweetdavid 4 hollie
Tweetalkes you gay twat
Tweetyob mummas so old she shits fossils (Y)
Tweetyo mammas so old she older than ur grandad
TweetJAZMIN LACEY MAIN IS SOO TRAMPY
TweetSHE IS SOOOO BUTTERRRZ!! RAGU!!!!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she puts a paper in front of the tv and she says “im watching paperview”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyo mama is like a brick, big black and gets laid by mexicans
Tweetall ya mamas so fat Dennis hired her to put syrup on pancakes but da syrup came from her neck
Tweetur mom is like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows she gets laid in closets
Tweetyo mamas so fat, she fell of all four side of the bed at once
Tweetyo momma the only women i know that works at footlocker to get her kids discout
Tweetyo momma so poor i seen her walkin down a street with a white castle box asked her what she was doing she said moving
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she went to the hunted house and came out with a jobsutific
Tweetyo dad is so ugly jasion thote it was freddy
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU GOT BORN YOU TOLD THE DOCTOR put me back in
Tweetyo momma is so fat she thout jar jar came with pckels pickels
Tweetyour momma is so old she use to gangbang with the hebrues
TweetYo mama so fat when she went on a trampoline, she went so high, that people screamed saying, ” there’s a new planet!”
Tweetyo mommas like a computer contains many viruses
Tweetyo mama is so old her milk got expierd
Tweetyour momma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyour momma is so crispy,the last time she had sex woz in a crispy creme shop
Tweetyour mommas so ugly scientist thaought she was the ugliest thing in 2008
Tweetyo mama so fat when she goes in mcdonald everybody understands why mcdonald is bad !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetjoe mamma is so fat it takes 3 buses to move
Tweetjoe daddy is so fat it takes him all the time in the world to move 1 inch
TweetyOur MUmma iiSz so fAt dat weN she was in cOrt and d jUdge sAiid ” OrdEr Order” yOur mUm repliieD ” CAN I HAV 5 BIG MAC MEALZ, 2 CHEESSE BURGERZ, 6 NUGEETZ , 2 QUATERPOUNDRSZ, 5 LARGE CUPZ OV DRINK AND a small chiPsz sO i can watch ma weight:P
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball. She get picked up, fingered, thorwin in a gutter, and still comes back for more.
Tweetyo momma so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey.
Tweetyo momma is like walmart allways low prices
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter and george washington popped out a berger
Tweetyo momma so fat that she fell threw one million floors! (even more!)
Tweetyo momma so stinky that she made the whole UNIVERSE throw up!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so black she could be the night sky! =o
TweetTHIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
Tweetis anybody on?
Tweetyo momma so gay that she fcked every girl in the world!
Tweetyo momma so dumb that she sat on the t.v and watched the couch!!!!!!!!!!
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TweetI am so gay that i will fu*k every man i the world even Micheal Jackson
Tweetyour momma hair so short when she wants to curl her hair, she curls it with rice
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund
TweetHello, I can’t understand how to add your blog ( http://www.thebestyomommajokes.com ) in my rss reader
Tweetur mum is so ugly dat the goverment changed hallowen to her birthday
Tweetyo maj is sooooooooooooo fat wen she sits around the house she really sits around the house
TweetYo mama’s teeth are so yellow tht when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow she smiled and the sun got jealous
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she gives freddy crueger nightmares.
Tweetyo momma is so ugly we all had to pitch in to bye curtins.
Tweetyu muma is so fat she has more chins dan a chinese fone book
Tweetyo momma is so fat she cant even jump to conclusin
Tweetyo momma so stupid she saw a school bus full of white kids and said follow that Twinkie
Tweetyour mom is like a twinkey her assis always cream filled
Tweetgabe had sex with olivia
Tweetyo mamma so fat, wen she turn around, they through her a welcome back party!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she steped on a dollar bill she made change $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Tweetyo momma so pour when her son stepped on a skate-board she said “Get off the family ride”
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag!
Tweetyour mama is so stupid she climed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
Tweetyo mama so stupiedshe stuied 4 a drug test
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to the movie theathers and sat next to everyone
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to the movie theathers and sat next to everyone
Tweetyo mama is so fat a bus hit her and she asked whos throwing rocks
Tweetyo mama as such bad aim she tyied to throw a rock to the ground and missed
TweetYO MAMA SO OLD SHE TRIED TO BREST FEED A BABY BUT DUST CAME OUT
TweetYO MAMA SO OLD SHE BREST FED A BABY BUT DUST CAME OUT
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she triped over a courdless phone.
Tweetto mamas teeth are so yellow that the sun got jellous
Tweetyo mamamamamama issss so old shes old
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Tweetyo mama so fat she sat in the bath tub and they had to put oil and lotion in there to get her out
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
TweetYo mamas so ugly the neigbor hood pitched in for curtains.
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Tweetyo mama is so dumb when she found a used condom she said “oh look i found a shower cap”
Tweetyo moma so dumb she took spoon to superbowl
TweetYo ma’ma is so stupid she was lookin at a sheet of paper and i asked her what she was doin and she said watchin Pay Per Veiw.
Tweetyo mama so stupid i told her to take out the trash and she moved!
Tweetyo mamma is so old, when i told her to act her own age she died
Tweetyo mamma is so poor, when i saw her kicking a bottle i asked her what are you doing and she said MOVING!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she wore red some kids said hey its the kool aid man
Tweetyo yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind
Tweetyo mama so fat she has her own area code
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on ezra and made him skinny
Tweetyo mama so stupid she dsfadufahsdlfasdjkfhnasjkdfldfafgggggggggg
Tweetyo mama so fat hte only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door
Tweetyo mama so ugly she went in a haunted house and came out with a job application
Tweetkaykay loves jordan for life bitches
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a quarter in da parking meter and waited for a gumball to cum out
Tweetyo momma so hairy she makes king kong jealouss
Tweetyo momma so big she got hit by a car and sed” who thur dat rock at me!”
Tweetyo momma so nasty wen she goes to take a shit the toilet runz away
Tweetyo momma so big i seen a pikture of her in a magazine on pages 3-6
Tweetyo momma so ugly she look like jessica guerrero from santa clarita california. newhall..in da terrace manuels’ ladee
TweetYo mamma’s so old, that she hired actors and actresses to redo her memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TweetThat’s tooooooooooo classic yo yo!
TweetYo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, “Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!”
Tweetyo mamma so dum that she missed spell m m
Tweetyo mamma a yo yo
Tweetyour mamma retard and stink like shit
Tweetis so fat when she went 2 go to the bathroom he had to use the bath tub to take a crap!!!
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT THE MNMs IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT THE MNMs IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO PUT THE MNMs IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER.
TweetFELIPE IS SO FAT WHEN HE RUNS HE CREATES A EARTHQUAKE
TweetKAELA IS SO FAT SHE MAKES THE GROUND JiGGLE LIKE BOOM BOOM LIKEE KAELA PUTING
TweetTONY IS SO FAT HIS FACE JIGGLES LIKE DOGS MOUTH
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Tweetyo gf lyk humpty dumpty first she got humped then she got dumped
Tweetyour mom is so short she has to bend down to scratch her knees
Tweetyo mama is so fat she had to use a matress as a tampon
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Tweetyour mom is so stupid she put 25cents in a parking meter and wated for a piece of bubble gum to come out
Tweetyour momma is so fat, she uses the space shuttle for a dildo.
Tweetyo momma is so fat she use a microwave as alarm clock
Tweetyo momma is so fat she got bra from autozone
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she went to the dentist ask for a blue tooth
Tweetyo momma is fat when she see a school bus fills of white kids she yell ‘STOP THAT TWINKIE’
Tweetyo momma is so fat when sat at the bench the police gave her a parking
Tweetyo momma is so fat she fell in love and broke it !!!! oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!1
Tweetyo mamma so fat she stood on a scale and it said 1 person at a time
Tweetyo mamma so fat she uses the eqauter as a hula hoop
Tweetyo mamma so old i slapped her back and her tits fell of.
Tweetyo mamma so hairy her arse looks like chewbacca pops out goouw goouw
Tweetyo mamma so fat every time she turned around it was her b’day
Tweetyo mamma so small she jumped of a kirb and committed suocide
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, she uses a steel mirror cause glass ones break
TweetYo momma is so old, her social security numeber is XXI-IV-CCMX
TweetYo momma is so fat, she gets stuck in the tub when taking a bath
Tweetyo mama just like a hockey team chages her pads every three periods
Tweetyo mama so stuiped she sat on the t.v. ate the couch and watch the popcorn
TweetYo momma is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
TweetYo momma is so big even Dora the explorer can’t explore her
TweetYo momma is so fat I kicked her and polk chops fell out her ass
Tweetelmo vs burt in yo mama jokes
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Tweetyo momma is so poor that she couldnt pay for your abortion so now im stuck paying child support
Tweetyo moma so fat she have to iron her clothes in the driveway
TweetYo mama’s so grouchy the McDonalds she works af don’t even sell Happy Meals! WHAT NOW!
TweetYo momma so fat she smuggled goods in her rolls of fat
TweetYo momma so ugly that her dog’s head got stuck in a 90 degree angle
Tweetyo momma so fat.. when she stepped in the back of a container ship it did a wheelie.
Tweetyo momma’s head so tiny she wore a thimble as a helmet
Tweetyo momma so short she can bite her toenails without bending over
Tweetyo momma so nasty when she farts there’s a nuclear fallout
Tweetwhen she went in the ocean the dolpins sang we are family even know ur fatter than me
TweetYo mamma so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
TweetYo mamma so stupid, she put paper on the TV and thought she wuz watching paper view
TweetYo mamma so stupid, instead of watching the the TV and sitting on the couch, she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
TweetYo Mamma so fat, once she dressed all yelloow and jumped off a cliff and everyone yelled “OMG the sun is falling”
Tweetyo mammas so old she ran track with the dinosaurs
TweetYo momma so poor she uses a shopping cart as her car
TweetYo Momma So Stupid She Got Locked Out Of A Convertable Car.
TweetYo momma’s so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!
Tweetyo mama so fat she need a bus beeper to back up
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama so fat wen she go to the canival people start lining up to ride her
Tweetyo mama so ugly wen she go to the zoo people panic and say a gorilla has escaped
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Tweetyo mama so poor wen sumbody broke into her house they left her money
Tweetyou momma so ugly i took her to the zoo and the zoo keeper said thanks for bringing her back!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid when the doorbell rang she checked the microwave oven
Tweetyour mommas legs are so harie when she shaves all they can say is woggie woggie woggie
Tweetyo mama so stupid it is not even funny how stupid she is
TweetYo mama so fat and dumb she held up a sign that said “I’ll eat for some food
Tweetyo momma’s so fat her weight is her phone number.
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE TAKES UP 300 BEDS
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE FELL TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND MENT THE DEVEL
TweetYOU MAMA SO FAT SHE HAD A BABY AND IT WAS FATTER THAN HER
TweetAND SHE WEIGHS 111,111,234,295
yo mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the house
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama so scary that a little girl wasent crying anymore then when yo mama walked boom she started crying again
Tweetyo mama so stupid its not even funny how stupid she is
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought Wu Tang was an African orange drink
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made an onion cry
Tweetyour mommas so phat that she got ran over by a bus
Tweetand said “who threw that pebble”??
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yo mama so fat she d.j.’s for the icecream truck chick a chick a icecream
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she went to mcdonaldos she put a milkshake on layway
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yo momma so fat when she went to the beach the whales start sing “we are family even your fater then me”
Tweetyo momma so fat even nasa are planing to block up the own zone layer with her
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she went to tokyo everybody said,GODZILLA!!!
TweetYo momma is so fat, her waist size is “BITCH, LOOSE SOME WEIGHT!”
TweetYo momma is so dumb that when she threw a rock to the ground, she missed.
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she laughed at you jokes.
Tweetyour momma is so fat that even dora cant explore ha
Tweetyo momma is so stupid that when she went to wl mart she thought that she was buyin walls
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she walk she leaves her footprints.
Tweetyo mamas head is so big that when she puts a turtle neck on she looks like a busted condom
Tweetyo mama so fat that she cant even fit on myspace
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she tried jumping out the window she got stuck in the air
Tweetyo mamas like an oven anyone can turn her on
Tweetyo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family…..you mama so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar!
Tweetyo momma so fat when utake a picture of her it says 2 be continued
Tweetyo momma so skinny she can dodge raindrops
Tweetyo momma so skinny when she stands next 2 a wall she looks like a crack
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she steped on the scales it went eh eh eh bitch loose some wait
Tweethahahahhaha kev or danial look at that 1 \/
Tweetyu mummas so fatshe dressed in orange and jumped off a cliff and everyone said “OMG jupiter is falling!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean and made titanic crash.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she went to disney world and saw a sign that said ‘Disney World-Left” so she went home
TweetYo mummas so fat her skirt size is extra extra extra lose some weight bitch
TweetYo mama’s got a glass eye talkin’ ’bout how she can see clearly now
TweetYo mama’s like IHOP come hungry,leave happy!
TweetYo mama’s got a wait problem, she can’t wait to eat!
TweetYo mama’s got three tongues and talks like this, like this, like this.
TweetYo mama’s got a pegleg with a kickstand.
TweetYo mama’s got one leg shorter than the other and they call her hip hop.
TweetYo mama’s got fake hair, fake nails and fake eyelashes talkin’ ’bout how she wants a real man!
TweetYo mama’s got so much weave, AT&T uses her extensions as backup lines
TweetYo mama’s got more weave than a dog in traffic
TweetYo mama’s so dumb, when I told her drinks where on the house, she ran and got a ladder.
TweetYo mama’s got no fingers talkin’ ’bout how she’s gonna press charges.
TweetYo mama’s got one leg talkin’ bout ” Ain’t no half steppin”
TweetYo mama so ugly, Cover Girl made a new product for her called “RUN FOR COVER GIRL”!
TweetYo mama so dumb, she tought Condoleezza Rice was a mexican side dish!
TweetYo mama so short, she poses for trophies!
TweetYo mama’s house is so dirty, I carry two toothpics with me when I go to the bathroom. One to hold up the ceiling, and the other one to fight off the roaches!
TweetYo mama’s house is sooo dirty, when I walked in, two roaches tripped me and a mouse tried to steal my wallet!
TweetYo mama’s so fat, I have to take a train, a bus, and a cab just to get to her good side!
TweetYo mama’s so dumb, she thought Keith Sweat was a body odor!
TweetYo mama’s in a wheelchair talkin’ bout nobody pushes her around!
TweetYo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
TweetYo mama so dumb, she put curtains on her computer talkin’ bout her computer has Windows!
TweetYo mama’s got one ear talkin’ bout how she wants to hear both sides of the story!
TweetYo mama’s got no fingers talkin’ bout wanting to be with the Pointer Sisters!
TweetYo mama’s so fat, when she falls in love she breaks it!
TweetYo mama’s sooo fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!
TweetYo mama’s so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
TweetYo mama’s sooo old, she saw the Passion Of Christ live!
TweetYo Mamma so fat she has to iron her jeans on the driveway.
Tweetyo mama so old when she was at school there was no history lessons.
TweetYo mama so fat she has to buy TWO airline tickets.
Tweetyo mama so stupid, when yo dad shouted “its chilly outside” she ran outside with a spoon
Tweetyo mama so fat, when she goes trick O treating, she does 2 doors at once.
Tweetyo mama’s so poor that she follows the garbage truck with a shopping list
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
TweetYo momma so poor she gets a empty cereal box, draws an x on it,spins it and says there’s your x-box 360
TweetYour mammas so FAT that when she fell I wanted to crack up but the ground was already doing it!!!
TweetYour momma is so FAT, that when she got married the people sang”Here comes the bried all FAT AND WIDE!!!
Tweetla la la la la la your mother is FAT!!!
TweetYOUR MOTHER IS FAT!
TweetDONT LISEN TO THAT UGLY PERSON!!!!
TweetAKA-YOUR MOTHER
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE FELL, I WANTED TO LAUGH, BUT THE GROUND WAS ALREADY CRACKING UP … OOOOOH GOT EM!!!!!!!!!! BEAT THAT SUKKA!!!
TweetEYES FOR DINNER IS SO GOOD!!!
TweetYOU SHOULD TRY IT!
YO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE SAW A BUS, AND SAID ‘STOP THAT TWINKY!!!’
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE CALLED A FORD F150 A FORD FISO.
TweetI AM SO STUPID THAT I THINK I HAVE A DOUBLE LIFE.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SUCH AN IDIOT THAT SHE SAW A GOLDEN LABRADOR AND ATE IT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A TWINKIE.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO DUMB THAT SHE THOUGHT THIS WEBSITE WAS FUNNY!!
Tweetyo momma is like 7-11 is open 24-7
TweetYo momma is like the light rail everyone has ride on her.
Tweetyo mama is so fat, when i kick her in the stomach pork chops fall out her ass crack
TweetYou momma is so fat i had to take two planes and a bus just to get on her good side
TweetYou mom is so huge she caused the cuban missile crisis
TweetYo mama so dumb, she doesn’t even get this joke!
Tweetyo mama`s so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the road i asked her what she was doing and she said she was moving.
Tweetyo mama so old she dj at the boston tea party
TweetYo Mama Is So Fat Mel Gibson Couldnt Pay For Her Liposuction!
Tweeti made this up btw!
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat down and people looked at her and sang there aint no mountin higher
yo momma so fat she jump and maid the ground shak
Tweetyo mama so stupuid
Tweeti said claer and she ran throo the door
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Tweetyo mama sofat she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
Tweetcan you tell your mom to stop changing her lipstick because my dick is rainbow
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIDTHAT SHE PUT TO QUATERS IN HER EAR AND SAID IM 50 CENT
TweetYUR MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE PUT A PIECE OF PAPER ON THE T.V AND CALLED IT PAPERVIEW! HAHAHA
Tweetyou mommas so fat she uses her own tummy as a yoga ball
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that she went to a huntedhuos and got a job caertificit
Tweetyour mommas sooo fat shes on myspace yourspace and herspace!! WAT NOW!!
Tweetur momma is sooo fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices!!
TweetUr mommas sooo stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl!!
Tweetur momma is sooo stupid she shoved batteries up her a** and screamed “I GOT THE POWER!!”
TweetUr mommas sooo stupid she sat on a quarter and a buger came out of his nose
TweetUr mommas sooo stupid she sat on the TV and watched the couch!! WAT WAT!!
TweetUr mommas soooo ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!!!!
TweetUr mommas sooo stupid i taped paper on the TV and she yelled “HONEY? WEN DID WE GET PAY-PER-VIEW?!?!?”
Tweetyo momma so dumb, they said would you be a jehovah’s witness and she said ” but i didn’t even see the wreck”
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved to death
Tweetyo mommas so short she needs a ladder to get over the curb
TweetYour mama is so dumb that she put a paper on the tv and called it paper view
TweetUr mamas is so dark she went to night school and marked her absence
Tweetyo momma is so harry she went to see a king kong movie a kid said look mom 3D
Tweetyo mamma is so hairy she only speaks wookie
Tweetyo mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 is on the scale
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid when it said sex on a form she answered Monday Tuesday and some times Friday
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she bent down it turned dark
Tweetyo mamma is so old she owes Jesus a quarter
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she put a shirt and tha washer it was consider a full load hahahaha that was funny…
Tweetyour mommas sooooo old i slapped her back and her tits fell off
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Tweetyour moms so fat shes the reason why the titanic broke in half
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Tweetyour mom is so fat she sky dived and shes the reason why pearl harbor was attacked
Your mum’s so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.
Tweetyour mum’s so dumb she went to the airport and a “sign” said airport left ( <– ) so she turnt around and when back home.
your mums so fat she sat on 4 quaters and made a dollar lolz my mums gay
Tweetis the best ever and aaron gayn campions smd!
Tweetyo momma so fat we had to grease the doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through
Tweetyo momma so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Tweetyo mama so fat when she wears a red suit and run people yell out kool-aid wait
Tweetyour mom is so fat she fell in love and broke it
Tweetyou mama so ugly she made jason slap freddy
Tweetyo mama so ugly i took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application
Tweetur mama so fat when she broke her leg gravy came out
Tweetyouuurr mumm so olldd she hass kobwebbs in her vagina
Tweetyour mums so stupid she looked in the mirror and asked her mum if she had a twin
Tweetyourr mumss so poor she was kicking a can and someone asked her what she was doing and she said moving
Tweetyour mums so fat she has a map to get around herr
Tweetyo mama so fat when she a black shirt with to vertakle yellow stripesand and she was walking acros the roud and peaple started driving all over her
TweetYour moms teeth are so yellow i cant believe its noy butter
Tweetyour dads so broke I steped on his sigeret and he said,”who turned my heater off”.
Tweetyo mum so broKe I steped on a penNy and she said geT of my paY check
TweetYo mama is fat when people drive around her they run out of gas. bitch.
TweetYa moms teeth are so yellow…..When she smiles traffic slows down!!!!!
TweetYour mom is so stupid she bought a glass door with a peep hole in it!!! “Ding Dong!!!!”
Tweetnow it’s time for ya’ll to get a whiff of my stank, stank because funky booty is in the house and I’m gone tear things up in here. So get ready for the big stank. All y’all suckas ain’t nothing with your sucky ass jokes. Let me show ya’ll how funky booty gets down.
Tweetyour family is so poor, they eat cereal with a fork so you all can share the milk.
Tweetyour family is so nasty, the roaches filed a complaint with the Board of Health.
Tweetyo mama so poor the last time she smelled a hot meal was when a fat man farted.
Tweetanybody else want a piece of me? I’ll roast all you suckas on here.
TweetNow it’s really stank time.
Your mama is so dumb…..
Tweetshe’s a few clowns short of a circus
she’s a few fries short of a Happy Meal
she’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic
she’s a few beers short of a six-pack
she’s a few peas short of a casserole
she’s an experiment in artificial stupidity
the wheel’s spinning,but the hamster’s dead
yo mama so dum
Tweetyo mamma is so nasty she pour salt water to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she step on a penny it turn in to a dollor
Tweetyour momma is so ugly they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower
Tweetyuo momma sot ungly when he walked on the streets in the middle of semptember they were like damn is it halloween already
TweetYo mamas so stupid she thought the yellow bus was a twinkie.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought dunkin’ donuts was a basketball team!
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she make da onion cry!
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she sees a yello bus whith white people in it she seads stop that twinki
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on a horse and the horse said he ha he ha
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she stopped at a stop sign, she waited for it to say “go”
Tweetyo momma so fat evry time she put on a red shirt and go joggin kids come runnin the coolaid man
Tweetyo mama so black and her teeth are so yellow she is the new pitsburg steelers maskot
Tweetyo momma so old she sat behind jesus in 1st grade
Tweetyo momma so harry she got dredlocks on her back
Tweethey funky booty ur jokes is wack try dis!
yo mamma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets helicopters try to land on her!
Tweetur mom’s so ugly we used her face as a bomb in iraq
Tweetyour momma so stupid wen her pen popped she thought 9?11 was happenning
Tweetyour mom is so stupid that she googled google.com
Tweetur mom so fat her yahoo email is the drink
Tweetyo mamma is so poor she can’t afford to pay attention
TweetYo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear a toilet flush
TweetYo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
TweetYo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Tweetur mom so dumb she thought tinker bell was a coffee shop
TweetYo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
TweetYo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
TweetYo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Tweetyo mamma so fat she replaced pluto
Tweetur mom so stupid wen she steps on a dry leaf she thinks an eathquake was hapening
Tweetyo mamma so poor she saw a nickel on the floor and said “look my life savings”
Tweetyour mom is so old her birth cirtificate was in single digits
Tweetyo mama so gay she play’s naked twister
Tweetyo so chinese you came out your mom’s stomache saying soy sause
Tweetyo mom is so chinese her eyes close like butcracks
Tweetyour mama is so fat she takes a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo mama is so fat her bras are made of reinforced steel!
Tweetyour muma is so fat i had to take 3 buses and 1 train
Tweetto get on her good side
yo momas so short she can do back flips under her bed
Tweetyo momas titys are so saggy every time she sneezs her chin hits them
TweetYO MAMA SOOO FAT, EVEN NARUTO CANT BELIEVE IT
Tweety ur momma fat
Tweetyour mum’s so fat not even god can lift her spirts
Tweetyour mum’s so fat not even god can lift her spirts
TweetYo mamas so fat when she swim in the ocean the whales sing “We are Family Even if your fatter than me”
TweetYour mamas so fat that when she lay on the beach people run around her and Scream “Free Willy” !!!!
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT OBAMA COUDNT SEE DA WHITE HOUSE FOR WEEKS
TweetYOUR MOMMA WAS SO STINKY WHEN SHE GOT HOME BATH WAGTER TURNED ON
Tweetyo mommas that fat she wore a x factor t-shirt and a helicopter tried landing on her
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY SHE TOBI/MADARA UCHIHA FRIWN
TweetYo mama Soooooooooooooo fat that it took me 2 busses and a train to get to the other side of her
TweetYo mama sooooooooo poor i went to her house,tripped down the cobwebs and she screamed “WHO’S TEARIN DOWN THE DRAPES!!!!!!
TweetYo mama so BLACK we played manhunt and she WON
TweetYo mama SO black
Tweetwe poured chocolate pudding and said Where’d she GO?
Yo mama so ugly Bob the builder said we can’t fix that!!!
TweetYoure mama soooo old
10 years
20 years
Come hear BITCH!!!!!
TweetYour mama soooooo fat she wore a mattresss For a TAMPON
TweetYo momma so poor when i asked to use the bathroom she said just pick a corner
Tweetyo mama is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyo mommas so fat she tried jumpin over walmart tripped and landed straight on target
Tweethi
Tweetyo momma is so cheap she uses coupons at the 99 cent store!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyoyr momma play for the jets her big ass
Tweetyo mamma so hairy the only languge she speaks is wookie! mahhh!!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat her pant size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!!!!! pwned
Tweetyo mama so fat she step in the docters scale he said “how you get my phone number”!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she looked in the lake and jumped in trying to save herself!
Tweetyo momma is so dump she use but paper to wipe her face
Tweetyo momma is so gay she used a rubber dick to slap her self in the face
Tweetyo momma is so gay she thought her tits was a dick
Tweetyo momma is so gay she tried to call for 911 but she called her sex team
Tweetyo mama so fat when she sat on the table i didnt laugh but the table cracked up
Tweetyo mama so fat when she walked past the tv i missed all the commercials
Tweetyo momma is so gay she though the dog was her husband sex with the dog
Tweetyour momma so fat she saw a black skool bus and white people she say where the milk
TweetYour momma’s so stupid, she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
TweetSlove this riddle and reply:
Tweetyour stuck inside a steel box with nothing but
a table saw and a table how do you get out???
Slove this riddle and reply:
Tweetyour stuck inside a steel box with nothing but
a table saw and a table how do you get out???
yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 4 quarters popped up.
TweetYO momma’s so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and it’s STILL printing!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat evry time she wants bacon she lifts her arm pit and takes out a pig
Tweetyo momma is so fat she put a blanket over the ocean and called it a water bad
Tweetchris your mom is so stupid she got locked up in food 4 less and starved to death
Tweetyour mom is so fat she saw a black bus with white people in it and said “oreo come back”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she got ranned over by a parked car
Tweetyo momma is fat she was floating in the air, people were looking through a telescope and confused her with a planet.
Tweetyo mamas so ugly and stupid she became a prostitute and paid men to sleep with her
Tweetyo mamas so stupid that when she gave birth to you she said to your dad i thought i was having a baby not a mini me
Tweetyo mamas so fat that when she gave birth, the docter wrote a book “Journy to the Center of the Womb”.
Tweetdrake your mom is so ugly that when she put on her pennys it broke
Tweetyour mom is so fat that when she walked her feet talked
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she seen dovan mcnabb she says be my new husband
TweetYo mama so fat when she wore those guess jeans the answer popped out
TweetYo mama so fat when she got hit by 10 jet planes she said “HEY WHO THREW THAT ROCK”
Tweetyo mama so ugly thry filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” when she took a shower
TweetYo mama’s house so small you have to go outside to change your mind
TweetYo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head so she can make-up her mind
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she went to the beach wales poped out the ochean and sang we are family even thoue you’r fater than me
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she is fat
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she is fat
Tweetyo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless phone
Tweetyo mama so stupid she triped over a cordless dildo
TweetYo Mamma so STUPID she sat on the TV and watched the couch!
TweetYo Mamma so Fat, her phone number is on the scale
TweetYo mama so fat and stinky,when she farted it cuased globel warming!!!:)
Tweetyo momma is a sex ass
Tweetyo moma so fat shes from both sides of the family
Tweetyo mama is so fat WHEN SHE TURNS AROUND PEOPIE GIVE HER A WELCOME BACK PARTY
Tweetyo mama is ugly she won missy ugly 2009
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be continued…..
TweetYo momma is so fat she sat on the worlds srongest chear and she broke it
Tweetyo mama so fat,when she farted she made the BIG BANG!!!!
Tweetyo mama so stupid,she went to the A’s game tryin to find her report card.
Tweetyo mama so stupid,she tried to eat a skittle put it on her head thought she was arab.
TweetCameron
Tweetyo moma so black when she jumped in the pool she made coffe
Tweetyour mums so fat when she walks past the tv you miss the whole primetime schedule.
Tweetyo mama so fat wen she jumped in the water the water jumped back out
Tweetyo mama so fat they had 2 take her 2 sea world 2 get baptized
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she had to put lip stick on her head just to make up he mind
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she had to put lip stick on her head just to make up her mind
Tweetyo mama is so tupid she tripped over a wireless phone
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she got run over by a parked car
Tweetyo mama is so fat she is worldwide
Tweetyo mama is so fat her belt size is equater
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she climbed a glass mountain to see what was on the other side
TweetYo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
TweetYo momma so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!
TweetYo momma so dumb she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
TweetYo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
TweetYo momma so short she can do push-ups under the door
TweetYo momma so short when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
TweetYo mama so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
TweetYo mama so old her birthday expired.
Tweetyo mama so old the first cruse he went on was noahs ark
Tweetyo mama so fat she broke a branch on the family tree
TweetYo momma is so big, she’s on both sides of the family
TweetYo momma is so stupid, she put paper on a TV and said “ooh! paperview!”
TweetYo momma’s just like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter
Tweetyour mumma so old she new the burger king when it was a prince
Tweetur mumma so fat she had to be christend in sea world
Tweetyour mamma so stupied she tripped over a wirless phone
Tweetyour mamma so ulgy everbody went dressed as her for Halloween
Tweetyour mamma so stupied she tried to drowm a fish
Tweetyour mamma so stupied she tripped over a wirless phone
Tweetyour mamma so stupied she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mammas like mc donalds….over a billion served
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Tweetyo mama so hairy when a mexican boy saw her he said la chewbracabra
Tweetyour mama so fat she sat on the toilet said abcdefg get your ass of me
Tweetyo momma so fat her blood type is spaghetti sauce
Tweetyo momma so fat she put’s on her lipstick with a paint roller
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she plays pool with the planets
TweetYo momma so stupid she locked herself in Publix and starved to death.
Tweetyo mumma’s so fat that she tried to order a “playground full of children” at mcdonalds
Tweetashley is so dumbe she thinks this is about her.
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TweetYA MOM SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMP IN THE AIR SHE GET STUCK…
Tweetyo mamma so hairy i confused her with a bush and i pissed on her
Tweetyo mamma so fat shamoo said we are family even though your fatter than me
TweetYo mama so fat she ’s got more chins than a hong kong phone book.
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Tweetyo momma so fat whene u want some exercise take a 2 mile jog around her
Tweetyo momma is so small she makes we man look tall.
Tweetyo momma is so small she makes we man look tall.
Tweet???? ??????? ????! ??? ??? ???? ????????!!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat she fell over wal-mart stumpeled over k-mart and landed on target
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Tweetyo momma so black a dark hershy bar got offended
Tweet??????? ?????, ?????? ???????!
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Tweetyo momma so ugly on the set of thriller everbody took ther masks off and yo momma walked away
Tweetyo momma so black that when the police shot her the bullets had to come back out for a flashlight
Tweetyo momma so fat that her belly button held the whole jackson 5 + the boyz michle kept in his basement
TweetYo mommas so fat we have to grease the door and throw a twinky on the other side to get her thru it.
Tweetyuhh momma is so stupid shes stupid!iknoww its lamee dnt even lauqqh!
Tweetyo mama so short she can do back flips under the bed
Tweetyo mama so fat she tripped up on 4th avenue and ended up on 12th avenue
Tweetyo mama is like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and laid by mexicans
Tweetyo mama so nasty, she has to poor saltwater down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mama so white she makes albinos look black
Tweetyo mama’s house is so small, we ordered a large pizza and had to eat it outside
Tweetyo mama is like a mosquito, she wont quit sucking till you slap her
Tweetyo momma so ancient, she was the gardener in the garden of eden.
TweetYo momma so stupid she stopped @ a stop sign and waited for it to say go
TweetYo mommas so fat when she backs up she beeps
TweetYo mommas so cheap she uses the same toilet paper
TweetI was supposed to be your father, but the dog beat me over the fence.
Tweetyour mum is like a pool table she take any colour balls
Tweetoh sorry I should’nt be talkin bout yo mamma that way I don’t evan know the man
TweetYour Momas Like Mc Dondals, Fat Greasy And Smells all over.
TweetMcgregory
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Tweetyo mommas house is so dirty i have to wipe my feet off before i go outside
Tweetyo momma so fat i drove around her in my car and ran out of gas
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought tupac shacur was a jewish holiday
Tweetyo momma got three mouths and she talks like this like this like this
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, she’s got her own orbit system
TweetYo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled “HEY, KOOL-AID!”
TweetYour momma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like she got don king in a head lock
TweetYour momma’s armpits are so hairy when she took a shower it looked like she was filming gorilla’s in the mist.
Tweetyo momma so black and her teeth so yellow that when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet
Tweetyo mommas so stupid that when the door bell rang, she went to the microwave
Tweetyo mommas so fat thatwhen she broke her leg, gravty poured out
Tweetyo mamas so ugly freedy cuger said i quit
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that she had 10000 and bought used tolet paper
Tweetyour mama is so stuipd that she had $10,000 and bought used tolet paper
TweetMucus is a form of liquid oxide.
TweetYo Momma is so fat she makes beth ditto look anorexic.
Tweetyo momma is so hairy she uses a lawn mower to shave
Tweetyo mom is so stupid she pressed 2 twice to go to the fourth floor
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on walmart and the prices went down!
Tweetur momma so black she bleeds smoke
TweetYo momma so ugly that when she tried to kiss Micheal Jackson he said “whoooh Hell Noo.”
TweetYo mommas lip so hairy that when she went to orchestra practice, her instructor started playing her mustache
Tweetyo mommas lips so big, carmex had to invent a spray
Tweetyo momma so stupid that she thought bmw stood for be my woman
Tweetyo mommas house sooo lil when we ordered a lage pizza, we had to eat it outside
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money
TweetYo mama so stupid, when she was asked for her highest degree in education, she replied “hooked on phoenix”
Tweetyo momma so fat, when she jumps she causes an eclipse
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing all teh w’s out
TweetYo Momma Is So Fat Shes On Both Sides Of Family!
Tweetyuor mamma is so greasy that her frekles slipped off
TweetYour momma so FAT, she fell in love and BROKE IT
TweetYO mama so fat she left the house on high heels ad came back on flip flops.
TweetYO mama so fat she left the house on high heels and came back on flip flops.
Tweetyo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back on flip flops.
Tweetyo mama so fat she ate pooh
Tweeti am stupid
Tweeti am stupid
Tweeti am dum
TweetYo mama so stupid she drank gas and said room room!!!
TweetYour mama is sooooooooo fat she had a city living inside her she didnt even know it!
Tweetpoop
TweetYo mama so stupid, i told her it was chilli outside and she went to get a bowl and a spoon!
TweetYo ma so fat i drove around ha and ran out of gas!!!!!
TweetYo Mama like a hardware store…. 5p a screw!!!! LOL
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she opened a box of cheerios and said “ooh mini donuts”
Tweetyo momma so small she commited suicide by jumpin off the curb
TweetYo momma so ugly when she went to the graveyard all the dead got up and said dang and they walked away
TweetHELLO
Tweetyour mom is so dumb she just a loser
Tweetyour moms just stupid and shes stupid FOR HAVING YOU!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so dumb she understood half of these stupid-ass yo momma jokes
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she got fired by the m&m factory for throwing out the w’s
Tweetyo momma so fat when i tried to drive around her in my car i ran out of gas
Tweetyour mum so fat that when god said let there be light, he told her to move her fat ass out the way. =]
TweetYOUR MOMA SO STUPID SHE PUT HER WATCH IN THE PIGGY BANK TO SAVE TIME
Tweetha ha ha lol not funny ass hole jj lol
TweetYo mom is like a old tire, she burn 24 rubbers a day.
TweetYo mom panties is so dirty, when I saw the brown skid marks, she said I was grippin wood grain.
Tweetyo mamas ass is so big that when she farts it causes earthquakes
Tweetyo mamas so ugly they named her the embassador of the ugly peoples ascociation
Tweetyo mamas so ugly she was the greatest queen of the ugly republic
Tweetyo mama so old and ugly she has been the worlds most ugliest thing for the past 10 million years
Tweetyo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipples
TweetYou guys suck at these jokes.
TweetAbaybay, Rachel’s and Joe Mama’s King’s mothers are so ugly, they had them as kids.
Tweetur mamma stupid, i told her that i had chickin pox, she said wen did KFC come out wit that
Tweetyour moms like walmart, always low prices always
Tweetyo mama’s so stuid when she went to walgreen’s she said hey theses walls anit green
TweetYOUR MOMMAS SO HAIRY THAT BIG FOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER!
TweetYour mom is so black she went night school they marked her absent
TweetYour mama`s such a hoe, when she fell down in texa`s everyone yelled `HOE DOWN!`
TweetHOW BOUT U ALL QUIT TALKIN BOUT MY MOMMMA AN ILL LEAVE THIS DICK OUT OF YALLS MOTHER
Tweetyou guys suck at these but i like the one that goes like thisYour mom is so black she went night school they marked her absent
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes blind kids cry
Tweetyo mama like a race car she burns 4 rubbers in one night
TweetYo mama so stupid she threw a clock out the window to see time fly!!
Tweetall yur mommas so stupid that when they talked into a mailbox the mailman said watcha doin and she said sending voicemail
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on the worlds largest building & people mistaked her as KING KONG
Tweetyo moma so stupid a caveman could beat her in a knowledge contest
TweetYo mama so ugly when she died she went to hell & scared the devil to death!!
Tweetyo mama so easy a caveman can do her
Tweetyour mama is so stupid when i said it was chilly outside she grabed a bowl
Tweetyour mama is so ugly when i said take the garbage out she went outside
Tweetyour mama is so fat when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move out the way
TweetYo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway
TweetYo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
TweetYo mama is so fat that when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
TweetYo mama is so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing “We Are Family”.
Tweetyo mama is so old that whenshe farts only dust comes out
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that even Freddy Kruger has nightmares about her
TweetYo mama is so old she baby sat for jesus
Tweetyour momma so fat she played pool with the planets
Tweetyour mama is so dumn she brought a spoon to the super bowl
Tweetyo mama so dumb she looked at a carten of orange juice and it said concentrate and she did exactly what it said and concentrated on the carten
Tweetlol
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bitches your mom is like so stupid and i told her to get lost so she went in the see and couldnt find her way back
Tweeti have a friend called tonisha and she is so ugly that she makes dead people cry
Tweetxx
i have a mate called tonisha and she is so stupid that she sat on the t.v. and watched the sofa
Tweetdick^^^^
Tweetlol
love you really nisha
your mama is so dumn she brought a spoon to the super bowl how f ‘n’ dumb is that
Tweetyour mamas so fat dora cat explore her
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she sat on the rainbow skittles came out
Tweetima stupid ass
Tweetimma fat ass wit no life and i go to burgerking everyday to shit
TweetYo mammas so fat her belt size is equator
Tweetyo mammas so ugly she makes blind children cry
TweetI HATE AMERICANS YOU GUYS ARE ALL BRAIN DEAD AND WEIGH A BLOODY TON
Tweetyo mammas so fat cos she went to america
TweetNEN NEN NEN NEN
TweetYo MAma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stucks
TweetYo Mama So Ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.
Tweetyo mammas so ugy she scared all the roches away
TweetI agree with The legend he rules americnas are brain dead and fat gays!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweeti am very sorry for being a gay twat i shouldnt get involved and i wish i hadnt revealed my sexuality
Tweeti am a big fat gay i like willy’s woop woop
Tweetim gay
Tweetwho the hell are you nen comin on the web and sayin that ur gay you are a submissive batty and you have a sore arse
Tweeti like two men and one cup
Tweeti agree with nen i love two men 1 cup and we should hook up and have some major bum sex and you could give me a sore arse anyway
Tweeti am gunna have an amazing party Americans suck you are invited NEN your not ha
Tweeti rule im so cool
Tweetwho wants to hook up with me and watch two men and one cup
TweetWho the hell do u think u are, “the legend” u got no right to insult us americans, if it werent for us you wouldnt even be british ud be german!!!!!
Tweeti am american and am disgraced by your behaviour i go to mcdonalds everyday and am fat but the fact that ive not got a willie
Tweetthis is mr pearson woudl you please get of this website and do your work or else i will tell your form tutor imw atching you
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid when the pc said press any key to continue she coudnt find any key
Tweetyo mamma so hary that they confused her as king kong
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid that when she needed gas for her car she sold the car first and then got the gas
Tweetur mama is so skinny that the y confuse her with a walking stik
Tweetyo mamma is so black she got countid absent at night school ha ha ha
Tweetyo mamma is so skinny a dog mistakened her for a fetching stick
Tweetyo momma is so chinese it looks like she went through an lemon eating contest. you fools cant spell! yo cigar just got lighted
Tweetyour mumyyy is so uglyy , she makes onions cryyy :’( dawwwhh (: x
Tweetyo mama so old she delivered jesus
TweetYo mama so fat that last time she saw 90210 was in the bathroom scale
TweetYo mama so fat when she fart it blew hurricane cathrina
TweetYo mama so fat she uses real gurls as a barbie doll
TweetYo mama so old she saw passion of the crist live
TweetYo mama so fat i walk around her i got lost
TweetAlright guys add me in myspace naseertok@yahoo.com peace out
Tweetyo mama is so ugly when she looked out the window every one died
Tweetyo mamma so fat NASA had to orbit a satilight aruond her
TweetShe’s big, she’s plodgy and she smells very dodgy, its your mom, it’s your mom!!!
Tweet\YO MOMMA SO STUPID YOU ASKED HER WATS FOR DINNER AND SHE SETS YOUR PANTS POCKETS ON FIRE AND SAYS “HOT POCKETS”
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT HER LEGS LOOK LIKE MILK….WHITE&CHUNKY
TweetYo mamma so heavy she walked in her house and she fell straight throught the floor to the core of the Earth>>>>>
Tweetyo mamma so skinny when she breaths u can see all her ogans even the one that digest the food!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she eats cheetos in the shower
TweetTHE YO MAMA JOKES ARE ‘HILARIOUS’.
TweetYOU SO UGLY YO MAMA PUT YOU UP FOR ADPTSHIN
Tweetyo mama so poor she runs to a garbage with a shopping list
TweetYour momma so fat she Walked past my window and I lost 4 Days of Sunlight
TweetYour momma so stupid I asked her why are you staring at that paper and she said I’m watching payperview
TweetYour momma so poor hobos donate money to her
TweetYo mommas so fat when she went in the ocean Spain claimed her as the new land
TweetYour momma so fat when she lift up her armpit there’s even more global warming
TweetYour momma so fat when she went to the zoo they said oh no a gorilla escaped
TweetYo maamma so fat it take’s a train and two buses to get on her good side.
TweetYo mamma so fat she triped over K-mart stumbled over walmart and landed on target.
TweetYo mamma so fat when she put on a yellow raincoat peaple say “Taxi!”
TweetYo mamma so stupid she sits on the tv whaches the sofa.
TweetYo mamma so fat when she blinks her eyelids clap.
TweetYo Momma Sooo stupid she sold her car for gas money
TweetLexxi
Tweetyo momma so fat when we tried to have sex I got lost and guess what she found me today
Tweetyou put the joek and the anme worng way round asshole
Tweetyo mommas so ugly she made an onion cry
Tweetyo mama is so short she jumped off cerve to comit suicied
Tweetyo momm is so ugly when she posted her self on facebook they had to shut it down for a week
Tweetur momma is sooo fatshe went bungie jumping and the whole bridge cme down
Tweetyo mamma
TweetYo momma is like a hardware store- 25 cents a screw
Tweet1 your momma so ugly, she created you
Tweet2.your momma so stupid, she put lipstick on the top of her head to make up her mind.
3.your momma so fat,her belly button has an echo
4. your momma so fat, when she went to new york city in a yellow rain coat people started yelling taxi at her.
5. your momma so fat she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller
6. your momma so fat they said she might be related to the whale family
7. your momma so ugly medusa was turned to stone when she saw her
8.your momma so skinny she hula hoops in a cheero
yo!MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE DROVE ACROSS DA BRIDGE IT COLLASPED HAHAHA BYTCH
Tweetyo mommy so poor i saw here kicking a can and asked her what are you doing she said moving
Tweetyo mommy so fat when she steped on the scale the guy behind her said dang girl thats my phone number
Tweetyo mommy so hairy when she lifted up her shirt she said welcome to busch gardens
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she thought a quaterback was a refund
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT AND HAIRY WHEN SHE SENT A PICTURE TO NAT. GEOGRAPHIC FOR A JOB SHE WAS MISTOKEN FOR SACHSCOUCH
TweetYOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE USES THE HIGHWAY AS A SLIP -N- SLIDE.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought the S.A.T. was where you sit on your butt all day.
TweetQuit making jokes about me!?!?!?!?!?
Tweetthese jokes are so … so …so… fun…fun … O snap my wifes on her new laptop.
TweetYo Mamma so fat that when she is trying to get out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep.!!!! hahaha
Tweetyo momma so fat when she triped over a stone she caused the earthquake in haiti
Tweetyo daddy so fat when he tripped he caused the earthquake in chile
Tweetyour moma is so fat that i smack her ass and rode the waves
Tweetyour mom is so stupid that she sold her car ofpr can money
Tweetyour moma is so stupid that she sat on the tv and whatch the coach
TweetYOUR MOMMA SO FAT SHE GOT ARRESTED AT THE ARIPORT BECAUSETHEY FOND 10 PONDS OF CRACK ON HER
Tweetyo mama so ugly she stuck her head out the window they arrested her for littering
Tweethaha i did your daddy
Tweetya muma so fat the doctor give her 2 whales to start her diet!!!
Tweetyo mama so old she was in : jesus,moses and noah’s yearbook
Tweetur momma’s so fat she got baptised in sea world
Tweetyo mama so black when she go to midnight class thy mark her absent
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT STEP ON A DOLLAR AND MADE CHANGE
TweetYO MAMA SO UGLY SHE WHEN INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE AN CAME OUT WITH A JOB APPICATION
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE USE A PAINT BRUSH TO PUT MAKEUP ON
TweetYo Mama so fat they closed MicDonalds on her birthday.
TweetYo mama so fat that they hade to rapp her expensive belt around her chest, and it still broke
Yo mama so fat she hade to youse her pellow as a tampon.
Yo mama so old she was sold at a pawn shop and the price was unknown.
Yo mama is so ugley she looked in to her mirrow and she s*** her self out of her V*****.
Yo mama so fat when she listens to music it bonuces of in a directions.
Yo mama is so fat she came to my house for Thanksgiving dinner and when she sat at the table I said lets dig in.
Yo mama is so fat that she changed the orbit of the sun in less then 24 hours.
Yo mama so slow when she was on the rosd she got arested for going under the speed limit.
yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to makeup her mind
Tweetyour momma hairy that she has afros on her breasts
Tweetyour mommas so nasty that when u asked wats 4 dinner she opened her legs and said crabs
Tweetyo momma is so fat you need a gps system to get around her
Tweetyo mamma yo momma yo momma is FAT
Tweetyo momma is so fat she fell in side of walmart and lowerd the prices
Tweetyo momma is so old you can slap her in the back nd her titties will fall off
Tweetyo mom like a nascar driver she can burn 4 rubbers a once
Tweetyo mama so ugly she became uglier than herself
Tweetyo mama is so fat she made big show look like a tick tac
Tweetyo mama’s so fat she makes sumo wrestling look like light weight boxing.
Tweetyo mama’s so fat the sun was jealous of her size
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she fell in love she broke it
Tweetyo momma is so ugle kid whant to be her for hollwen
TweetYo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiled cars slowed down.
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Tweetyo mamas so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she wore hi heels she turned them to thongs
TweetYO MAMA SO BALD THAT EVEN A WIG CAN’T HELP!!!
TweetYO MAMA SO BALD U CAN’T SEE WATTS IN HER MIND!!!!!!!!!
TweetYO MAMA SO BALD WEN SEE TOKE A SHOWER SHE GOT BRAIN WASHED
Tweetyo mama is so poor people rob her house for practice
Tweetyo mama soo fat jaba the hut said DAYUM
Tweetyo mama so white she makes casper look black
Tweetyo mama is soo fat she makes shamu look like a tic tac
Tweetyo mama is soo fat all the whales came up and sang “WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME”
Tweetyo mama is soo ugly she turned madusa to stone
Tweetyo mama is just like domino’s pizza shes cheesy shes greezy and shes here in 30 minuites
Tweetyo mama’s armpits are soo hairy it looks like she has king kong in a head lock
Tweetyo mama is soo stupid she sold her car for gas money
TweetYo mama so nice she made us brownies
Tweetyo mama so fat she could pass for Santa Clause
Tweetyo mama so gay she made out wifs Elton John!
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yomamma so fat she uses a paint roller for lipstick tube
Tweetyomamma so fat a man could stick his head in her vagina
Tweetur mumma so fat when she was born she broke the family tree!!!!
Tweetyo mammas so fat even dora cudnt explor her!
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she yelled in an envelope so send a voicemail .
Tweetyo mama is so dumb when it said shop rite she shopped left .
Tweetyo momma is so ugly the she makes big foot look good
Tweetyo momma is so dumd so miss steak pat white for a white man
Tweetyo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Tweetyo momma so old she owe jesus 3 dollars
Tweetyo momma so dumb she brought a spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo mama is so dumb when she went to Walgreeens she said the walls ant event green
Tweetyo mama so nasty she tried hooking up with me so i did the hismic on that bitch
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Tweetya mumma is so dum she put her hand between her legs and said were my balls go
Tweetya mum is so ugly that she broke the sound barriar
Tweetyo mamma so ugly when i took her to the store all the surveilance cameras turn off
Tweetyo mamma so dum when i took youre mom to the bus stop she took the number four bus instead of the the number 2 bus
Tweetyo mama is so stuiped king kong was yuor daddy
Tweetyo momma so dump she uses a toilet bowl as a wishing well!! lol
TweetYo momma is so fat wen a bus drive into her, she turned and yelled.” who through that rock”
TweetYo momma is so old i told her to act her own age and she died
Tweetall yo mommas so hot that they give me blow jobs mudafaka!!!!
Tweetyo mommas so ugly bob the builder looked at the & said “I CARNT FIX THAT”
Tweetyour mumas so stupid she spent all day sayin am not to R2
Tweethey there these momma jks are very funny
TweetYO MOMMA JOKES ARE SO OLD MOMMA KING IN YOUR BUTT
Tweetyo mamms so fat a house could fit in her
Tweetyo mamma is soo fat when she sits down she can’t get up
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she jump out of the window and the hoe went up
Tweetyo mamma so stupid it took her 60 mins to watch 16mins
Tweetyo momma so stupid she has ask who the price for a item at the 99 cents store
TweetYo mamma so stupid
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stole a free sample
Tweetyo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone!
Tweetyo mama so stupid she locked her keys in a convertable car while the roof was down
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
TweetThis isn’t a joke but my initails are A.J.F.
Tweetyo mamma so fat sheturned an airplaine to a submarine
TweetYo Mama is so poor i saw her kicking a Garbadge can around and iask her what she was doing. She said moving
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Tweetyo mama so fat she became the biggest girl in the world wen she was born
TweetYo mama so stupid when she got locked in the pantry, she starved.
TweetYo mama so fat that when God said there be light he told her to move out of the way..
Tweetyou mama so stuip when she saw santa clause she said whats up dr.phill
TweetYo mama is so hairy that when she goes the zoo all of the kindergarteners run around in a circle saying…it’s CHEWBACA!!!!!!
TweetYo mammy so old in her purse
TweetYO MAMMY SO STUPID SHE WENT to WALGREEN A SAID these wall are not green.
Tweetyo mammas so fat when she steped onto a scale it said to be continued!
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people yell out taxi
Tweetyour mather is so fat when she walked past the tv you miss the hole season of the oc
Tweetyo mama is so fat she uses butter to get in and out of a car.hahahaha:)
Tweetyo mama is so hairy she doesn’t have to wear a coat in winter
Tweetyo mamma so hairy, when u came out, you got rugburn
Tweet(yes im dawson’s sister);)
Yo momma so hairy chewbacca thought he was looking at his reflectio n
Tweetyo momma is so poor she pays bills with a link card
TweetYo mama is so fat her belt size is the Equator
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT FIT THROUGH OPEN SPACE
Tweetyo mama so fat her pants size is um.. um.. b!tch lose some weight
TweetYo mama’s so black at night school she was counted absent
TweetYo mama’s so fat she lives on both sides of the family
TweetYo mama’s so fat when she steps on a scale it says
TweetTO BE Continued
Yo momma so dumb she saw th words pay per view on t.v.and took out a sheet of paper
Tweetyo mamma so old when i slapped her on the back her titties fell off
Tweetyo momma so fat that she broke her family tree
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she saw a tire she yelled ‘DONUTS!?!?!?’
Tweetyo momma so fat that her belly is larger than albert einstien’s IQ
Tweetyo momma so stupid she asked someone change for a penny
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she sat in the swwiming pool the man said ‘hey you can’t park your van here’
Tweetyo mamma armpits so hary they thought she had king kong in a head lock
Tweetyo mamma breath stinks so bad the man in the tv poped out and said ” need a tic tac”
Tweetyo mamma so fat that they thought they discoverd a new planet
Tweetyo mama so fat every time she walk her bac fart
Tweetyo mama so fat that she stepped on a rainbow and it started to rain skittles
Tweetyo mama so fat she steps on a scale and it says no livestock please
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she got on a scale it said only a person at a time
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she went swimming in the ocean a man said since when the titanic started floating
Tweetyour mom is so fat that they use her as a anchor
Tweetyour momma is so dome that when she put a coin in the parking meter she was waiting for the gum to come out
Tweetyour momma is so fat when a tsunami was going right at her the tsunami said i cant cover her burn!
Tweetyo mama so ugly she went to the zoo and the animals started pointing at her
TweetYo mama’s so gay, She wanted to make love with you. (No offence)
Tweetyo mamma so fat, she’s the time bomb that’s causing2012
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid,whenshe saw a stop sign, she said why
Tweetyo mamma so fat, she was baptised in gravy
Tweetyo mamma so ugly,when she was born, the doctor slapped her face instead of her butt
Tweetyomamma is so poor when i told her she was below the line of poverty, she stepped on a crack andsaid no,i’mright on it
Tweetyomamma is so dumb when she saw a sunflower she thought their weremini suns
Tweetyo mamma so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounds of crack
Tweetya mums a wrestler
TweetYO MAMA SO ASHY WHEN SHE BEND DOWN IT START SNOWING…!!! LMFAO
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TweetYour moms like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets layed in the closet
Tweetyo momma so fat it took a whole tank of gas to drive around her
Tweetyo mamas like a door every body been through her
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got locked in a fast food shop and starved to death
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a onion cry
Tweetyo mama so fat she take up two sets
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she make me cry
Tweetyo mamma so stupid the teacher asked her wat was 1 plus 1 she said 1 plus 1
Tweetlacey so dumb she dont even know how to spell shoe
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Tweetyo mamma’s so stupid she put sugar under her pillow to have sweet dreams
TweetYo mamma’s so fat… when she wore guess jeans, the answer popped out.
TweetYo mamma so ugly when bob the builder saw her he said I can’t fix this
Tweetyo mama so fat when yo dad finish f**kin her,he rolled over twice he was still on da b***h
TweetYa mum so fat that when you went up her but u went up her but aroun the corner all th way to California. Lol
TweetYa ma is so fat that wen she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing “we r family.” hahahahaha
Tweetyo momma so dumb and poor she chase the garbage truck with her grocari list
Tweetyour mamas so fat she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!
Tweetyour mamas so fat she sat on spaceship and broke it and siad i can fly and farted and flue all the way to the sun and siad aww its so warm and siad its an hot tub
Tweetyour mama so fat she sat on the tolit and said abcde get this fat ass off of me
Tweetyo mamma so dumb when white people running down a hill she said avilanch
Tweetyo mamma so stanky she caused globel warming
Tweetyour momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it was her phone number hahahaha see ya peeps
Tweetyo mama so dumb she tried to drowned a fish
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Tweetyo momma so dum she ate her mom and she thot she was a tewekey
TweetYa mumma is so fat, when she goes to the beach the whales jump up and say “WE ARE FAMILY!”
Tweetyo momma so fat when she saw a bus full of white people she said chase that twinkie
Tweetyo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama so fat that she put 50 cent in her ear and she thought that she hear 50 cent
Tweetyo mama so uguly when she ware a yellow jacket folks run after her saying taxi
Tweetyo mama so ugly she didnt have to dress up for halloween
Tweetyo mama so scary everyone went up to her and said great mask
TweetBrooke Wilson is so ugly she hit every branch in the ugly tree.[no effence brooke]
Tweetthat was gay
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she sat on the toliet the toliet said abcdefg get ur fat a$$ off of me
Tweetyo mamama is so bleck when she drank water and spilled it out it turned to coffe
Tweetyo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and scitoles poted out
Tweetyo mama is so black she usees carcul as makeup
Tweetyo mama is so fat small object orbit her
Tweetyour mommas so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck!!!
TweetYO NIECE SO MEAN SHE PUT HER BIG HEAD IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER SO I CANT SEE
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she walked in the door she broke it
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when she walked in wall greens she thought the walls was green
Tweetyo momma is so cheap when i went through her front door i fell out the back door
Tweetyo momma is so fat when he went on a scale it said !@#$! LOSE SOME WEIGHT
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she went to a mexican resturant….. just to get chinease food
Tweetyo momma so fat people ran around her for track
Tweetyo momma so fat people said earthquake
TweetYo momma is so hairy when you were born you got rug burn.
TweetYo momma’s head so little she has to use a tea bag as a pillow (:
TweetAll yo mommas so stupid the told you to write these jokes on this website.
TweetAll you mommas so stupid she made paris hilton look like a @#$! rocket scientist
yo momma soo stupid she put your dog in the oven to make a hot dog
Tweetyo momma soo fat she needs a steam rolled to flatten her dress
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE ROBBED THE BANK SHE HID IN A POLICE CAR
TweetYO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE GOT LOCKED IN HER OWN MOTORCYCLE
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE HAD U
TweetYO MAMMA SO OLD WHEN I SAID ACT HER OWN AGE SHE DIED
TweetYO MAMMA SO POOR SHE WENT TO MC DONALD TO LICK OTHER PEOPLES FINGERS AND SHE SAID PA PA PA PA IM LOVIN IT
TweetYO MAMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WALKED INTO A BANK THEY TURN OFF THE CAMERAS
TweetYO MAMMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE GOT LOCK AT A GROCERY STORE SHE STARVED
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she entered a contest they said no profesanals
Tweetyo mamas teeth so yellow she puts the sun outta bisness
Tweetyo mamas so ugly, her birth certificate is an apoligy letter from the trojon man
Tweetyo amama is so stupid she joined the us army just to see soulja boy
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought monopoly was a country
Tweetyo mamas so black she has to wear a white glove when she eats tootsie rolls to keep her from eating her finger
TweetYo mama so poor ,she went to the post office for a dirty biscuit
Tweetyo mama so fat even homer can’t check her
Tweetyou mom so fat when she went on the scale one at a time
Tweetsam wears so much machup that everyone says hey caspire
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stuck a battery up her butt and started songing i got the power
Tweetyou mama so stupid that she is stupid
Tweetbet that huh!!!!!
your mom so skinny when she flush the tolit she went down with it
Tweetyo mama so skinny that her nipples touch.
Tweetyo mama head so small that when she got her ears pearsed she died.
TweetYour Momma is so fat that when she saw the circus tent she ask were can I try that on?
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TweetYo Mama so dumb that when she went to watch TV she sat on the TV and watched the couch!!!!! Ohhhhh!! Danggggg!!!
Tweeto mamas so fat bill gates cant pay for he lyposuctin
TweetYo mama so poor she put a milkshake on layaway.
TweetYo mama so dumb she smoked a cigarrete and said she had high blood pressure.
TweetYo momma so fat the sun said dang!!!!
Tweetyo mama so so fat that you need a gps just to go around her
TweetYOUR MAMAS SO FAT HER BUT LOOKS LIKE TWO PIGS OVER A MILK DUD
TweetYo Momma is so fat not even dora can explore her
Tweetyo mamma is so old she sat behimd jesus in the 3rd grade
Tweetyo mommo is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Tweetyh mum is like a bowling ball she gets picked up gets fingered then gets chucked down a ally
Tweetyh mums like a door handle everyone gets a turn
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat in school she sat next to everybody…
Tweetyo momma so fat when she rolled off the bed she rolled off both sides
Tweetyo mamm so poor she fly to calyfonya
TweetYo mamma is so tall when she tripped over a rock she hit the moon.
TweetYo mamma so fat she downloaded cheat code for the wii fit.
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she though yo birth cetifercitae was A trip to the condom factory
Tweetyo mama so retarded she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama so poor, people break into her house to leave money
TweetYo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the head
Tweetyour mamma so ugly it looks like she fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch
Tweetyour mamma is so ugly that there was a contest and it said the uglyest person wins 5 dolers and they said to her sorry no perfetions alowed
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she thought a jolly rancher was a gay cowboy
Tweetyo momma is so skinny the paper got jealous
Tweetyo momma is so tall when she did a cartwheel she hit jesus in the head
Tweetyo mamma so poor she robbed a free simplie
Tweetyoure mama so luppy she drank to toooooooooooo much at the bar with the boys she had a fun night
Tweetyour mama so dumm she think jokers are the thing on playing cards
TweetYo mamma is so nasty she did a split and left a stain
TweetYo momma so ugly, even hello kitty said good bye
TweetYo mommas so hairy that when you came out you got carpet burn.
Tweetyo momma is like a library- open to the public
TweetRoses r red daisys r yellow ur momma so fat she jiggels like jello
TweetU momma so stupid she waited the stop xing 2 say go
TweetYOU MAMA SO SHORT YOU CAN SEE HER FEET ON THE DRIVERS LIENSENS
TweetYOU MAMA SO UNGLY THAT THEY DIDNT GIVE HERE A COUSTUME FOR STARWARS.
TweetYOU MAMA SO UNGLY SHE IS VERY SUCEESFUL AT HERE JOB ; BEING A SCARCROW
Tweetur mom is so ugly she scared of the extorsis in the maze game
TweetYo momma is so tiny, she has to run around the shower to get wet
TweetYo momma LOLZ
TweetYo mamma so dumb when she runs, she bends forward to push things head-on.
TweetYo mamma is like a light switch…. even little kids can turn her on
TweetYo mamma so fat she fell off both sides of the bed
Tweetyou mamma so black when she got out the car the oil light turned on
Tweetyou mamma so skionny she only had on stipe on her pj’s
Tweetyour mamas so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book
TweetYo mama is so fat she got arrested at the airport for 10 pounde of crack
TweetYo momma like a racecar driver burns 50 rubbers a day
TweetYo momma so fat she called 911, they said whats your emrgnecy, she said i lost my twinkie
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo momma like a snickers full of nuts
Tweetyo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
Tweetyo mama so fat when she jumps she gets stuck in air
Tweetyo mama is so fat she has cheatcodes for the wii fit
Tweetroses r red daisys r yellow ur mamas is so fat she jiggles like jellow
Tweetur mamas is so fat when she fell off a bridge christifor columbus said ohh i discoverd new land
Tweetur mamas is so dumb she put a paper on the tv and thought she was watching paperview
Tweetur mamas is so poor for chrismas she wrote a x on a box spinned it once and said hers ur xbox 360
Tweetyour mamma is so fat she fell in the grand canoe and got stuck
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put make up on her for head just to make up her mind
TweetYo Momma’s so ugly, she’s ugly!
TweetYo momma’s so sexy, I rode her
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to the moon and couldent get off the ground
TweetYo momma’s house so is damn small, she ordered a pizza an had to eat it outside!
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she thought there were three places you could go after you die…heaven hell and vagina land
Tweetyo mamma so greasy her freckles slipped off
TweetYOUR MAMMA SO OLD HER tities turned into white powder
TweetYo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch
TweetYo momma’s so fat when she gets in the weighing scale it said ‘to be continued’
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Tweetyo mamma so fat you ask you see her walkin down the road and you tell her her crack is showin then she says uh oh did you see my cookies
Tweetyo mamma so poor she had a penny in her belly
TweetYo momma so stupid
TweetShe asked me wat does idk stand for
I said idk
She was like omg no one knows
yo momma so fat that when she jumped to the air she got stock
TweetYo momma at she is so fat that she is on both sides of the family!
TweetYo momma is so stupid that she sitted on front of the television to have Direct TV !!!!!
Tweetyo momma so stupid that she saw a little black kid and thought it was a hearshy kiss
Tweetyo momma is so poor she invited me over for dinner i went to grab ine she smaked me and said dont be so greeatey
Tweetyo mamma is so gay that she made you gay
Tweetyour mamma so fat when she put on a red dress and went to her kids birthday party they shouted it the koolad man
Tweetyour mamma so fat when she says she lost weight all she has to do is look behind her and she will find it
Tweetyour mamma so fat her baby picture were taken vs stalight
Tweetyour mamma so stupid when she got hit by the bus she said “who threw the pebble
Tweetyo mamma is so skiny she turned and dissapeared
Tweetyp mama so stupod she thought meow mix were cds for cats
Tweetyo mama is so old people constantly say i thought you were dead
Tweetyo mama so stupid she threw a rock on the ground and mist
Tweetyo mama so fat she moved and she got there and she was looking for iy she was siting on it
Tweetyo mumma so fat she has a vagina
Tweetyo mama is so old you slapped her on the back and her tits fell off
TweetYo mama is so old, she breast feeds using powder.
TweetYo mama is so dumb, she thought root beer had alchohol.
TweetYo mamma is so poor she eats her ceral with a fork to save milk
TweetYo Mamma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed
TweetYo mamma is so fat that she is on both sides of the family
TweetYo mamma is so fat when she steps on the scale she reads her phone number
TweetYo mamma is so small she plays wall ball on the curb
Tweetyo moma so fat i hread her 2 but cheaks look like 2 pigs fighting over a milk dud
TweetYour Momma So Stupid She Put Lipstick On her Forehead To Make Up Her Mind!
TweetHalf The Population On Earth Is Thanks to Your momma!
TweetYour Momma So Smelly That When She Went For A Jog The Plants Turned Brown!
TweetWhen Your Momma Bring Her Clothes To The Dry Cleaner They Said ”Sorry We Dont Wash Curtains”
TweetYour Momma So Fat That When She Was Born God Had To Create Mother Nature!
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when jesus said let there be light he had to ask her to move first
Tweetyo mama is so fat that i asked her how much she weight and it sounded like her phone number
Tweetyou so ugly that when you were born yo mama said, “what a treasure” and yo dad said,” Yeah, so let’s bury it”
Tweetyo mama so fat and bad that when she jump up and come down she go staright to hell
Tweetyo mama armpits smell so bad, she got pulled over by the cops and they said come out with yo hands DOWN!
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she named her house butt and her son crack she called the popo and said i looked all up in my butt, but i still cant find my crack
Tweetyo mama so hairy you almost died of rug burn when you were born . BOSS WORK!!!:) hahahaa
TweetYo momma’s so short your can see her feet on her driver’s license.
Tweetyo momma so old she sat beside jesus in the 3rd grade
Tweetyo momma so poor i stepped on her cigarette and she screamed! who turned off the heat
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought a school bus was a twinie
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when i said it waz chilly outside she ran outside with a spoon
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued..
TweetYO MAMA SO NASTY
TweetYo mammas so fat that when she was on the roof a little kid looked out the window and screamed LOOK SANTA CLAUS
Tweetyour mamas so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the coutch
Tweetur mamas so poor ur family has to share a lolipop
Tweetoh iam board u r all fattys
TweetYo momma so fat a horse jumped on her back and said giddy up!!
TweetYo momma so fat when she got swine flu the news announced the world wide tradegy all over again.
Tweetyo momma so ugly she won a miss ugly arward
Tweetyo mama so old she owes mosses a dollar
Tweetyo mama so fat she got on a scale it said to be contined
TweetYo mamas so easy she’s like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Tweetnasty jokes
TweetTo mamma so fat her pantsize is um um BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT!
Tweetyo mama so nasty she poors saltwater down her pants to keep the crabs fresh
TweetYo Mamma so fat she went to Jenny Craig and she said sorry we dont do miracles
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a battery up her butt and sang “I Got the Power”
Tweetyo momma so fat she uses godzilla as an action figure
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and when i asked what she was doing she said “moving”
Tweetyo mammas so poor the last time she paid rent was when we played monopoly.
Tweetyo mamas so hairy she takes the crabs to the beach
TweetYoo Momma Is Soo Brown & Hairry She Gott Mistaken By Bigfoot(:
TweetYourr Mommaa Is Soo Blackk When Youu Turned Off Thee Lightss Youu Couldnt Even See Herr
TweetYo mama is so fat she cantt watch tv because she blocks the satellite signle.
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing we are faimly
Tweetyo mamma so old when she farted dust came out
Tweetyo mamas so fat dora dora the explora and boots cant even explore her
Tweetyo momma so dumb she put 2 quaters in her ears and i said wat she doin n she said quiet im listen
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yo mama so stupid she walked into air
Tweetyo mama so stupid when somebody said “i’m crackin’ up” she asked are you hurt
Tweetyo mama so stupid when she heard neil diamond she thought it was atype of jewelry
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she was born the mom said what a treasure then the dad said lets bary it!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she put on a yellow jacket people said ” taxi! taxi!”
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes paris hiltons dog look hansome
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thout a quaterback was a refund
Tweetyo mama so fat that she made an out of order elevator work
Tweetyour mama so gay that michael jackson wouldnt do her
Tweetyo mama so dumb she thought a spare is a warning from hell and a strike is one of her 9 lifes!
Tweetyo mama so annoying when she talks the ground shakes
Tweetyo mama so crazy that britney spears looks normal [though everyone knows that yo mamas mama looks like britney spears!
Tweetyour momma so stupid she put 25cents in each ear to hear 50cents
Tweetyour momma so fat not even god could left up her spirit
Tweetyour momma so small u could see her legs in her driver liences
Tweetyour momma so fat that when god siad let there be light they ask her to get out the way
Tweetyour momma so stupid she runned around her bed to catch some sleep
Tweetyour momma so ugly nelly siad’it was only jusst a dream’
Tweetyour momma so small even elfs made fun of her
Tweetyour momma so fat that her and big momma were twins
Tweetyour momma so fat that her picture are taken by satelite
TweetTo mama is so stupid she ran into a open gate
TweetYo mama is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car
TweetYo mama is so stupid her friend asked do you want to go to the super bowl tomorrow and she said yes so the next day she showed up with a spoon
Tweetyo mama so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and peed on herself
Tweetyo mama so fat she roll off both sides of the bed
Tweetyo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said who throu that rock at me
Tweetyo mama so dumb she triped over a wirless phone
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made a onion cry
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Tweetyo mama so stupid she robed a every things free store
Tweetyo mama is so poor she lives in a two story dorito bag with a dog named chip
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she got locked in a grocary store and starved
Tweetshelbymoore:Yo momma is so dumb she gave u your jokes.
Tweetyo mama is nasty I went to her house and said whats for dinner ,she jumped on the table opened her legs and said crabs. ooooooooooohhhhhh
Tweetyo mama is so small that you could see her feet on her drivers lisence
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car.
Tweetyo momma is so fat , she fell in the grand canyon and got stuck!!!
TweetYo momma is so hairy she makes chewbaca look like a new born baby.
TweetYo momma is so hairy, when we do it I get friction burn.
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Tweetnone is down to go go mama jokes one on one
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TweetYo momma is so fat, when she bathes, her feet stay dry
TweetYo momma is so stupid she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.
TweetYo momma is so stupid she got locked in a furniture store and when the manager opened the doors the next day, they found her sleeping on the ground
TweetYo mamas so stupid that when she saw a razor phone she tried to shave with it
Tweetyo mama so fat when a yellow bus filled with white children went by she said stop that twinkie
Tweetyo mama is so black she made her own race
Tweetyo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
TweetYo Mamma so hairy the only language she speaks is chebacca
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
Tweetyo momma is so poor,that when I saw her kicking a can asked what she was doing she said “I’m moving.”
Tweetur mama is so old when she farted she farted dust.
Tweetur mama is so ugly she made shrek cry.
Tweetur mama is so skinny when she turned around she disapered.
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she made michael myers scream.
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she saw herself in the mirror she died.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she put on a red shirt i thought she kool aid
Tweetyo momma so fat she has more layers than the earth
Tweetyo moma is so greasy and loose i can park my car in her
Tweetyo moma is so greasy and loose i can park my car in her
Tweetyo moma is so greasy and loose i can park my car in her
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE PUT A GRAY JAKCKET AND SPINED AND PEOPLE YELLED TORNADO
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT HER BLOOD IS RAGO
TweetYO MAMA SO GREAY SHE USES HER SWEAT FOR BUTTER ON HER POPCORN
TweetYO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE SAW A SLINKEY AND YELLED SNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEE!
TweetYo momma’s so ugly she won miss ugly 2007
Tweetyo momma is so ugly that she went to a a ugly pagent and they said no professionals aloud
TweetYO MOMMA IS SOOO GHETTO HER BREAST MILK IS KOOLAID
Tweetyo mommas so poor she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk
Tweetyo momma hair so nappy she need a pain killer befo she comb it.
TweetYo momma pits so hairy it looks like she has chewbacca in a headlock
TweetYo mamma so fat when she went bungeejumping she went straight to hell
TweetYo mamma so ugly bob the builder looked at her and said icant fix that
TweetYo mamma so dumb she puts paper on the tv an calls it paper view
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid when she jumps out of a boat on water she didint touch it!
Tweetyo mama’s so fat when she sat on the scale it said to be continued
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she forgot how old she is when she was blowing out the candals.
TweetYo mama is so damn easy,she’s like a doornob everyone gets a turn
Tweetyour momma is so ugly even onions cry when they see her
Tweetyour mamma is so ugly when she was christamas caroling a guy opend the door he said man she looks like a ho ho ho
Tweetyo momma so short she holds up signs that say don’t spit i can not swim well
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on homedepo and made lows,yo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices
Tweetyo momma is so black when she sticks her hand in boiling water she makes coffee
Tweetthis is a fact yo mama needs a tic, not a tak but the whole dam pack
i dont mean to be mean but yo mama needs listering, not a swig not a swollow but the whole dam bottle
Tweetyo mama so fat she don’t need internt cuz she is all ready world wide
Tweetyou moma so fat we can play hide and go seek in her rolls.
Tweetyo mama so short she does back flips under the bed
TweetYo momma’s so ugly, even onions cry when they see her.
Tweetyo mama so dumb she threw a stick out the window
Tweetand it went up
yo mama so hairy when she opens her legs it says bushgarden
Tweetyo mamas so fat shes the backup if the hoover dam breaks
Tweetyo mama so ugly the tide wont even take her out!
Tweetyo mama so fat she plays marbles with the planets.
Tweetyo mama so dumb they told her it was chilli outside she went and grabed a bowl
Tweetyo mamma so ugly rosie o donnel said no
Tweetyo mama so gay she makes justin bieber look straight
Tweetyo mama so tall she did a back flip and kick jesus in the chin.
TweetYo Mama’s so ugly Jadusable was killed by her face. Not by me.
Tweetyo mama so fat they used her to plug up the hole in the ozone layer.
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she wore her yellow dress the sun said i give up
Tweetyo mama so dumb, she sold her 2011 mustang for a huffy bike
TweetYo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”
Tweetyow mama is fat when god said let there be light he told your mama to sccot over
Tweetyo momma so fat, she walked in front of the T.V. and I missed 7 episodes of friends.
Tweetyour momma so ugly bob the builder said sorry we cant fix that
Tweetyo mama is teethis so yellow she spits out butter
TweetYo mama is so poor when I saw 2 beans in the table I grbed 1 and she said “Don’t be greedy”
Tweetyour mama is so stoopid she put two batterys up her but and said i got the power
Tweetyour momma so dum she sits on the TV and watches the couch
TweetYour momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it was her phone number! 999-999-9999 ;0
TweetYoue moomma so stupid when she said she wanted to watch the paperveiw she put a newspaper on the screen ;0
Tweetyo mamma so big when she was having sex with chris brown he started to sing no air
Tweetyo momma so poor she waves an ice cream around and calls it air conditioning
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she stuck two batteries up her but and started singin i got the powa
Tweetyour mamma IS SO BLACK WHEN SHR GET IN NIGHT SCHOOL SHE GOT MARKED ABSENT
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat she got arrested 4 havin’ 10,000 pounds of crack
TweetYour mama so stupid she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company.
TweetYour mam so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Tweetyour mama so harry she makes chewbacca look bald
TweetYour mama so poor when i steped on a puddle her head popped up and she said “get out of my shower.
TweetYour mama so poor i saw her kickin a can the other day. I asked her “what are you doing” and she said “MOVIN”
TweetYour mama so fat she saw a yellow bus with white people in it and she said “Twinkie”
TweetYour mama is so old she sat next to Jesus in high school and she was 500 years old.
TweetYO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN SHE WHENT TO KFC SHE HAD TO LICK OTHER PEOPLE FINGERS
Tweetyoure mama so pour i threw a stone at a garbage can and out she poped saying who knocked
Tweetyo mommas so fat she had to use the bath as sea world
TweetYo momma so fat when she stood up every yelled, “solar eclipse!”
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she thought tupc was a holiday
Tweeteverest is a bich
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in each ear and said she was listening to 50¢
Tweetyo mamma so fat that dora the exploer can’t exploer her.
TweetYo mama so retarded she makes you look normal.
TweetYo mamma so fat even young jeezy can’t make her bed rock
Tweetyo mama is so fat she entred an ugly contest but the kicked her out because they said no profesionals
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she entered an ugly contest but they kicked her out because they said no profesionals
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she stuck two batteries up her but and said i got the power
Tweetyo mama is so harry when she cut her hair she looked uglier than she was before
Tweetyo mama is so fat i took a picture of her last christmas it is still printing
Tweetyo momma so fat she reminds me of Burger King shes a real wopper
TweetYo momma is like a mcdonalds meal .. Small cheap and greasy
TweetYo mama is so fat she yells,”STOP THAT TWINKIE!” when a school bus drives by.
TweetYo mama so poor that she ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Tweetyour mama is so hairy that she gave birth to a gorilla
Tweetyour daddy is so stupid that he makes your mama look smart
Tweetyour mom is so fat she broke a branch of the family tree
Tweetyour mama is so fat that she gat ran over by a parked car
Tweetyour mama is so ugly that your daddy through her out the window and someone said who is littering out here this is ugly
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that she climbed a transparent wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she try to enter mcdonalds she steped on wendys and ended up in burger king
Tweetyo mama so fst when she stepped on the scale it said please 1 person at a time
Tweetyo mama so fat when she stepped on da scale it said bitch lose some weight
TweetYour mommas so fat she starting to look like u
Tweetyo momma so fat people thought she was pluto
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she jmup she cost the end of the woruld
TweetYour mama is so poor when she went to McDonalds she a milkshake on layaway
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Tweetyo daddy so stupid that he used bubble wrap for a condome
Tweetyo mama so ugly they us her teeth as a piano keyss
TweetYo mama is so ugly when she went to a competition of ugly womans they said ´´No professionnal’s´´
Tweetyo mommas so poor she cant pay attantion
Tweetyo mommas so poor she cant pay attantion
Tweetyo mommas so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said who through that rock
Tweetyo mommas so stuiped shes just stuiped
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TweetI fly like a bird, I sting like a bee, I slept with yo mamma and now it burns when I pee!!
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she thought that the aquariam was a susi bar
Tweetyo mama so ugly, bob the builder looked at her and said i cant fix tht
TweetYo momma’s so old, that when she masturbates, powder cums out!
TweetYo momma is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn!
TweetYo momma is so poor, that she grabbed the condom out of the garbage from last night then put it in the dishwasher and said ” Yea, this one’s still good.”
TweetYo momma is so poor, that she grabbed the condom out of the garbage from last night then put it in the dishwasher and said ” Yea, this one’s still good.”
TweetYo momma so stupid that she had YOU ! ooh
TweetYo mommas like a t.v., little kids turn her on!
TweetYo mommas like a t.v., little kids turn her on!
TweetYo momma so stupid that she thought that PIMP stood for Pissed In My Pants!
Tweetyo mamma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the sreet and asked her what she was doin she said,”movin”
Tweetyo mamma so fat
Tweetshe leaves strech marks on the bath tub
yo momma so poor she wen to mcdolnads to put a cheese burger on layaway
TweetYo mamma so fat that she went to the doctor’s and they weighed her then the doctor said,” That’s my phone number!”
TweetYo Mamma so fat that she went to the beach and she went to the water and the whales started singing we are family.
Tweetyo mama is so hot, she looks like rema and mrs harp
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO BLACK WHEN SHE HAD A BABY THEY HAD TO TAKE HIM AWAY UNTIL HE WASNT AFRAID OF THE DARK
Tweetyo mamas so poor i threw a rock at a trash can and she said whos there
Tweetyo momma so dum she commited suicide by jumping out of her basement window
Tweetyo momma so stupid i asked her why she got two quarters in her ear and she said im listening to 50 cent
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she stared at juice because it is from concetrate
TweetYo mama so dark when she went to nite school they marked her absent
Tweetyo mama so fat she has to iron her cloths on the tarmac
Tweetyo mom so poor that she makes hobos look rich
Tweetyo mom so old that her birth certficate said expired
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she saw micheal jackson face to face he died the next day
Tweetyo mommas soooo dumb she was shouting in a mailbox trying to send a voice mail LMFAO
Tweetyou wear a hat on your head and you wear boots on u feet so why do u wear a brayl
Tweet( You Momma ) . . so stupid , she holds her breath everytime she watches ” WAITING TO EXHALE ” .
Tweet( Yo Mamma ) . . so Fat when she stepped on the scale and it said , ” DAMN ” !!!
Tweetyo mama so small she uses her toilet for a hot tub
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she got a F on a test and she thought it ment fantastic
Tweetyo momma so stupid she text someone and she left a voice mail
Tweetyo momma so poor she talks to the ground
Tweetyour mama’s so fat when she saw the school bus go by she thought it was a twinkie
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she triped she landed on jupiter
Tweetyo mamma so stupid that she thought fish hooks were fish on hooks
Tweetyour mamma is so fat she fell to china
TweetYo momma is so fat we took a family Christmas picture last year, and it’s still printing
Tweetyo momma so nasty they made you eat her on fear factor
Tweetyo momma teeth so yellow when she smile traffic slows down.
Tweetyo momma is so lanky that when she fell she hit the moon
Tweetyo momma is so fat that she iron’s her pants on the driveway
Tweetyo momma is so fat that people run around her 4 exercise
Tweetyo momma is so fat that people jump on her like a trampalien
Tweetyo momma’s so fat that when she went to the centre of the earth, there was no sunlight
Tweetyo momma’s so fat that when she went to the centre of the earth, there was no sunlight
TweetYo mama like a library-open to public
Tweetyo mamas so fat i used her for my jumper when i turned 4
Tweetyour momma is so fat that when someone pickd up a bus and threw it at her she said who threw that rock
Tweetyour momma’s teeth is so buttery that when she went to the movies and bought popcorn the lady said would u like butter then ur momma turned pointed to her teeth and said no i brought my own
Tweetyo mammas teeth so yellow that when she drank water it turned into lemonade
Tweetur mums fat
Tweetyo mommas sooo stupid that she threw a rock at the floor she missed
Tweet*yo momma is so dumb she sold her car for diesel money*
Tweetyo momma is soo stupid she pushed her car cause she thought it had no petrol but there was a full tank of petrol
Tweetyo mama so fat when she put a yellow dress on everyone was like “taxi!”
TweetYOU MOMMA SO FAT SHE WERE’S THREE SIZES LARGE xLARGE AND O MY GOD IT’S COMING
Tweetyour moms like a race car she burs through 4 rubbers a night
Tweetyour mom treats stds like pokemon balls you got to catch all of them
TweetYo mama so dumb she got locked up in a porta poty and wet her pants
Tweetyour mama so dumb she buy her bra at atuozone
TweetYour mama is sooooo dum she thought taco bell was a mexican gone company
Tweetyo mamma so skinny she can fit through a keyhole
TweetYo mama is so stupid she sold her car to pay for gas
Tweetyo mama is like a library…..open to the public
Tweetyo mama so fat when ever my dad gores to space he said “hey look its yo mom”
Tweetyo momma so stupid well………….ummmm……….hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……..sheee so stupid
Tweetyo mama so stupid she went to the mailbox and started yelling and i asked wut u doing and she said sending a voice mail
Tweetyo momma so fat dora the explorer can;t explore her
Tweetyo mama to stupid fat ugly she made u (no offence theese are just jokes)
Tweetyo mammas so fat when she went to wal mart she made the prices go down
Tweetyo mammas so fat when she went to wal mart she made the prices go down
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, when she went to kfc and they asked what size bucket she want, she said “the one outside”
TweetYo mama fart
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TweetYo momma so fat that when she played on the wii fit she unlocked the HARDCORE level!
TweetYo momma’s so nasty that she has to keep ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
TweetYo momma so fat that you have to grease the doorway and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT THE ONLY CHURCH SHE GO TO IS CHURCHES CHIKEN
Tweetyo mamma plays STD’s like she plays pokemon,
Tweet“she’s gotta catch them all”
yo mamma plays STD’s like she plays pokemon,
Tweet“she’s gotta catch them all”
yo mamma so stupid she locked herself on a motorcycle
Tweetyo mama is so fat i need 5 trains and 2 buses to get to her good side
Tweetyo mama is so fat i need 5 trains and 2 buses to get to her good side
Tweetyo mama so ugly she lookd out the window and got arrested 4 mooning
Tweetyo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo mama so hairy bigfoot was looking at her
Tweetyo mama so old when someone told her to act her age she died
Tweetyour mama is so poor, i walked through the back door and came right out the back
Tweetyour mama is so poor, i walked through the back door and came right out the back
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TweetYo mama so stupid she got locked in publix for a week and starved to death
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyo mamma so old she sat beside jesus in the 1st grade
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tryed to put m n m’s in abc order
Tweetyo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
Tweetyo mama so fat she wears texas as a thong
TweetOfficer: mam do u know why I pulled u over?
TweetBlonde: because my tires look like dough-nuts:))
Officer: mam do u know why I pulled u over?
TweetBlonde: because my tires look like dough-nuts:))
Officer: mam do u know why I pulled u over?
TweetBlonde: because my tires look like dough-nuts:))
Officer: mam do u know why I pulled u over?
TweetBlonde: because my tires look like dough-nuts:))
Yo momma so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower. (DAMN!)
Tweetyo momma so mother f’ing fat, when she walked past th etv i missed the whole movie
Tweetyo momma so flabby when we get on her we can ride those waves
Tweetyo momma so stupid she climed a transparent wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale she said “DANG, thats my phone number”
TweetYo mamma so hairy you got rugburn from birth.
Tweetyo mama so stupid that she got paper and put it on top he tv and said “im watching paperview”
Tweetyo mama so stupid that she got paper and put it on top he tv and said “im watching paperview”
Tweetyo momma so retarted, she thought that mickey mouse was a new burger at mcdonalds made of mouse.
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she laid out cds on the floor and ran on them saying ” im running track”
Tweetyo mama so retarted, when she was eating spaghetti o’s and meatballs , she said ” Damn, why are the basketballs bigger than the hoops?”
Tweetyo ma ma is so ugly that she scared the boogeyman
TweetYo mama is so fat she sat on wal-mart and lowered the prices
Tweetyo mama so hairy that when chubacca past by he said hi mom.
TweetYo mamma teeth so spaced out i mistaked her mouth for a key board.
TweetYou Momma is so stupid the only she joined the army was to meet Soja Boy
TweetYou Momma is so stupid the only she joined the army was to meet Soja Boy
Tweetyo momma so fat, she stepped on a boat and invented the submarine, then when looking for alternate transport she picked a train. now we know who invented the subway too!
Tweetyo momma so stupid, she went to a rugby game to shop for carpets.
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she was locked in a matress store and slepted on the floor
Tweetyour mother is so mentally challenged that i said can you stop that and she said ok.
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Tweetyo momma so fat wen i was done in bed with her she rolled over and smoked a pork chop sandwich
TweetYo mamma is so hairy that the only language she knows is “Wookie”
Tweetyo momma is so poor when she ate cereal she used a fork to save milk
Tweetyo momma is so poor when she ate cereal she used a fork to save milk
Tweetyo momma is like a vacum she only comes out the closet to suck
Tweetyo mommas like a doornob everyone gets a turn
TweetYo Mamma FEET STANK!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat she jumped in the air and ot suck
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mama so old her birth certificate said EXPIRED
Tweetyour mama so ugly that i can see the resplendence of her and a squid
Tweetyour mama is so fat that nation wide cant get on her side
Tweetyour mama so stupid she makes it look like homer simpson is going to get a nobel piece prize
Tweetyo momma teeth so big, when she entered a contest they said no beavers people only
TweetYo momma so fat, when she entered a contest they said NO PROFESSIONALS
Tweetwhen im in trouble i dont call 911 i call 619 :3
Tweetwhen im in trouble i dont call 911 i call 619 :3
TweetYo momma so stupid, when she saw a baby she said Hey look an action figure
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her car for a gas
TweetYo momma so ugly, when Bob the builded looked at her he said i can´t fix it
TweetYo momma so stupid she yells were’s my baby at every big white bird
TweetYo momma so stupid, she made you
TweetYo momma so ugly, when she looked at a new car it break down
TweetYo momma so fat, when she got on a scale she said i don´t want that number
Tweetyo mama’s so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile at her
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she tried to pop a wheely on a unicycle
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid she asked what number to dial for 911
TweetYo momma so poor i stuck a key in her door and stabbed everyone.
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she broke the miror from a mile away
TweetYo momma so fat, when she got on a scale the Docter looked at it and said THATS MY PHONE NUMBER
TweetYo momma so stupid, when she heard NFL she though it stand for NO FAT LOSER
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she jumps in the pool they yell tsunaimi
Tweetyo mama so old that she took her driving test on a dinoasor
Tweetyp momma is so dumb she enetered a potty porter and said take me back in time
Tweetyp momma is so dumb she enetered a potty porter and said take me back in time
Tweetyp momma is so dumb she enetered a potty porter and said take me back in time
Tweetyo momma is so fat she sunk the titanic
TweetYo mama so poor shre was chasing the garbge truck wiyh a shopping list
Tweetyo mamma so stupid thatt when they locked her up in the supermarket she starvedd to death.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid thatt when they locked her up in the supermarket she starvedd to death.
Tweetyo momma so ugly they knew sh was yo mamma.
Tweetyo momma is so hairy they call her Harry Potter
Tweetyo momma is so black,they call her a blackout
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she jumped on a jumperline she caused a sun eclipse
Tweetyo momma is so poor when she was eating cereal she ate it with a fork to save milk
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she turned around they gave her a welcome party
Tweetyo mamma so poor she stole free samples
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch
Tweetyo mamma so poor the ducks throw bread at her
TweetYour mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out
Tweetyo moma is so fat she wore an h on her t shirt and a helicopter landed on her
TweetYo Mamma’s so ugly, that when she entered an Ugly Contest, the person there said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
TweetYo Mamma’s so ugly, that when she entered an Ugly Contest, the person there said, “Sorry, no professionals!”
TweetYo Mamma’s so stupid, she doesn’t know how to spell FBI
TweetYou mama is so fat she sat on $1 and made 4 quarters.
TweetYo mama is so fat she looked at a school bus full of white children and said”STOP THAT TWINKIE!”
TweetYo momma so fat, whenshe got on scale it said to be contuined
TweetTo momma is. So stupid she put two. Quarters in her ear. And thought she. Was. Listning. To fiftycent
Tweetyo mamma is so nasty when she ate a hamburger it was like jerasic park in surroundsound
Tweetyo mamma is so nasty when she ate a hamburger it was like jerasic park in surroundsound
TweetYo momma is so dumb she stole ewe bread
Tweetyo momma so dumb the weather man said it was going to be chill she went outside with a bowl
Tweetyo mamma so fat that eminem saw her and then he said i am afarid
Tweetyo mama poor she got a gun and shot her cat becusae she had no money to by food ps> she could have sold the gun
Tweetyo mamas so ugly.. well… look at you!!
TweetYo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be contiued
Tweetyour mum is so fat , when she jumped off the cliff everybody thought she was a baloon
Tweettu mama so stupid she named tu juan patino! :X
Tweettu mama so stupid she named tu pancha pedralina XDD
Tweettu mama so stupid she named you juan panfillaria ;DDDDDD
Tweettu mama so stupid she named you juanA panfillaria ;DDDDDD
TweetTU MAMA SO STUPID SHE NAMED YOU PEDRALIFARIA NUNA
Tweetyo momma so ugly that when she walks into the bank they have to turn off the security cameras
Tweetyo dad is so gay that he farts glitter
Tweetyo mama so stupid that when she got locked in a mattress store she slept on the floor
TweetYo momma is like a vacum she sucks she blows and gets laid in a closet
Tweetyo mama so fat they called animal control
Tweetyo mama so fat they called animal control
Tweetyour momma is so fat she uses mexico the hole country as her tanning bed
Tweetyour moma so fat the only thing stopin her from KFC is the door
Tweetyour mommas so fat last time she saw 9125388 was on the scale
Tweetyo momma so fat she steped on a scale and it said lose some weight fat bitch
Tweetyo momma so fat she steped on a scale and it said lose some weight fat bitch
Tweetyo momma so harry when she opened her she opened the jungla
Tweetyo momma is so nasty she has more std’s then an spelling bee
Tweetyour momma so ugly when she entertd american uglyshe won
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TweetYo momma so ugly even charlie sheen won’t sleep with her.
Tweetyo mama so stupid when somebody says i lost my firginidy she went looking for it.
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on her food and ate her chair
Tweetyo mama so stupid she rote words on a peace of paper stuck it on her t.v. and called it paper view
Tweetyo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please
TweetYo mammas teath are so yellow, i cant belive its not butter
TweetYo mammas teath are so yellow, i cant belive its not butter
TweetYo mammas breath smells so bad when she breaths her teath duck
Tweetyo mama so black she sweats tar
Tweetyour so ugly even micheal jackson wont touch you
Tweetyo mama so fat she stepped on the acale and a guy said hey thats my phone number
Tweetyo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said wow fat bitch ever here of a diet
Tweetyo momma is so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway
Tweetyo momma is so poor when I went to go rob her house I went in the front and tripped out the back
Tweetyo momma is so old her birth certificate is in roman numerals
Tweetyo momma teeth so rotten they look like dice
Tweetyo momma teeth so rotten when she smile it look like a mouth full of dice
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat down there was and earhquake,she farted and farted and it was after shock.
Tweetyour mum is so fat that she ran around the tv twice and she missed two episodes of simpions
Tweetyour mum is so fat that she cant even lift a bannana
Tweetyour so dum i pressed the doorbell and u went to the microwave
Tweetyour so dum i pressed the doorbell and u went to the microwave
TweetYo mamma is so hairy, she has to use a machete to shave.
Tweetyo mamma so black, she has to have lights on her fingers so that when she eats a tootsie roll she doesnt eat hurr fingerss
Tweetyo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she walked on the great wall of china she said whoops! sorry i knocked down your sand castle
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she walked on the great wall of china she said whoops! sorry i knocked down your sand castle
Tweetyo moma is so black when she jumped in ocean it looked like a oil spill
Tweetyo momma is so black when she jumed in the ocean it looked like a oil spill
Tweetyo momma is so fat she used the whowl ocean as water bed
Tweetyo momma is so poor when someone steped on a cigrate she said who turned off the heater
Tweetyour mamma so stupid when she saw a schoolbus she said” follow that (TWINKIE)
Tweetyour mamma so stupid when she saw a schoolbus she said” follow that (TWINKIE)
TweetYOUR MOMMA TEETH ARE SO UGLY THAT WE COULD SING (BLACK AND YELLOW)
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to the zoo and saw the whales they started singing ”we are family”
TweetYour momma is gross, the government uses her bath water as a chemical weapon.
TweetYur momma is so stupid wen the weather man said ittz qonna b chilli outside she ran fo a bowl & a spoon
Tweetyo momma so fat dat d toilet sang “A B C D E F G get your fat a** off of me”
TweetYo momma so stupid she went to da dentist n asked for a bluetooth
TweetYo momma so stupid i rung da dorbell and she went to the house phone
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TweetYo momma so fat she tried to slide down the rainbow and it made a M or Mcdonalds. She be throwin’ french fries from her fat rolls sayin’ “Merry Christmas To All!!”
TweetYo momma so fat she tried to slide down the rainbow and it made a M or Mcdonalds. She be throwin’ french fries from her fat rolls sayin’ “Merry Christmas To All!!”
TweetYo momma so stupid you went to put cheese on your brockly and she said “No! Don’t drwon the forest!!”
Tweetyour mamma so stupid that when she went to the super bowl she said i thought the spoons would be provided
Tweetyour mamma is so fat when she met the worlds largest priest he went dam i thought i was the largest priest
Tweetyour mama is so ugly madosa went wwwooohhh
Tweetyo mamma so fat she stores candy bars in here belly button for the winter
Tweetyour mamma is so stupid that she brought ketchup to the nuggets game and said weres the nuggets
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she painted her self orange wen she went to the orange
TweetYo mamma is so fat when you walked out inside and said it is chilly sh e ran outside with a pot!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittels popped out
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittels popped out
TweetYo mama’s like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, she blows, and gets laid in the closet!?
TweetYo mamas like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
TweetYo mamas like a elevator, every one gets a turn
Tweetyo mama so stupid i told her “your birthday was right around the corner” and she stared running after it
Tweetyo mama so stupid i told her “your birthday was right around the corner” and she stared running after it
TweetYO MAMA IS SO FAT DORA COULDN’T EXPLORER HER
Tweetyo momma so fat only thing attracted to her is gravity
Tweetyo mammas so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning
Tweetyo mamma so fat she stepped on a sclae and saw her own phoen nmber.
Tweetyo mamma so fat she stepped on a scale and saw her own phone number
Tweetyo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Tweetyo mama so stupid when i rang her door bell she went “DING DONG”
Tweetyo mama so stupid when a robber came and stole the tv she ran out the door saying YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!!!
Tweetyo mama so old her social security has been reissued 3 different times
Tweetyo momma so fat when she steped in the elvater she said were going down
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Tweetyo mama so old she farts dust
Tweetyo mama is soooooooooo old she breast feads powder
Tweetyo mama is soooooooooooooooo poor when a rober step thru the front door he came out the back
Tweetyo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
TweetYour momma hairy the only languagee she speaks is wookie
TweetYour momma hairy the only languagee she speaks is wookie
TweetYour momma hairy the only languagee she speaks is wookie
Tweetyour mama is soo black when she had u they had to seperate u until u werent afraid of the dark nomore.
Tweetyour mamma is fat when god said late their be light he had to ask for her to step out the way
Tweetyour mama is so getto when she breast feeds coolaid comes out
Tweetyo mama so fat she could have played on e.t. but wen she rode the bike across the moon she made an eclipse
TweetYo Mama Is So Fat, That She Has Her Own Drive Thur Into Burger King!
TweetYo mama is so dumb, when we played a game of I spy, she thought a spy was watching her
TweetYo mama is so fat, that when she farts the world acusses her of global warming
Tweetyo mum is so fat, when she put on a yellow dress and jumped out of the sky, everyone thought the sun was getting closer
TweetYo moma is so ugly, that when she wnet to the psycayatrist he told her to lie on her front
TweetYo moma is so ugly, that when she wnet to the psycayatrist he told her to lie on her front
TweetYou mum is so stupid, she can’t even spell the worlds easiest word
TweetYo momma is so stupid, that when she looked at the bowl of spaghetti she said ” ahhhhhhhhh there’s snakes in my bowl”
TweetYou mum is so fat, that I gave her all the locations for MC Donalds they were all gone in an hour
Tweetyou mum is so ugly, when i compared her to lady gaga they were both twins
TweetYou mum and yo dad are so black, when a child sat in between them he said to his mum ” mother look I made an oreo”
TweetYo mama is so fat, I ran out of fuel trying to drive around her.
Tweetyo mamma so fat,she is on both sides of the family
TweetYo mama’s like a library,open to the public
Tweetyour mama so fat air traffic controll had to call ahead
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
Tweetyour mama so stupid a send her to buy a color tv, and came back saying “What color”
Tweetyour mama is fat when her beeper goes on people think shes backing up
Tweetya mama is so fat her tanning bed is mexico
Tweetyo mom is so stupid, she thinks baqutte in france is a new city
Tweetyo mom is so fat, that she uses the amazon rainfall for a shower
TweetYo mama so stupid, she got a book on how to read.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so fat, when she goes to the movie theater, she has to sit next to EVERYBODY.
TweetYo mama so hairy she won the world record prize for the world’s hariest gorilla.
TweetYo mama so hairy she won the world record prize for the world’s hariest gorilla.
TweetYo mama so hairy she won the world record prize for the world’s hariest gorilla.
TweetYo mama so hairy she won the world record prize for the world’s hariest gorilla.
TweetYo mama so hairy she won the world record prize for the world’s hariest gorilla.
Tweetyo mom teeth so yellow when she went to church the people said ‘I see thelight
Tweetyo momma so fat she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
TweetYOUR MAMA SO STUPID I ASKED HER TO BUY ME A PARE OF SNEAKERS AND SHE CAME BACK WITH 2 CANDY BARS
TweetYOUR MAMA SO STUPID I ASKED HER TO BUY ME A PARE OF SNEAKERS AND SHE CAME BACK WITH 2 CANDY BARS
TweetYOUR MAMA SO STUPID I ASKED HER TO BUY ME A PARE OF SNEAKERS AND SHE CAME BACK WITH 2 CANDY BARS
TweetYo mommas so fat that blue whales jumped out of the ocean and sang”we are family even if your fater than me
TweetYo mommas so fat she put on a yellow coat and people yelled “taxi”
TweetYO MAMMAS SO FAT SHE STEPPED ON A SCALE AND IT DIALED HER PHONE NUMBER 99999999999999999
Tweetyour moma so stupid she tried to commit sucide of a curb
Tweetyo mama so fat that even dorah couldnt explore her
Tweetyo mama so hairy her breast looks like an afro
Tweetyo mama so fat when she farts she caused wind erosion
Tweetyo mama so dum instead of milking her cow she milks her husbands balls
Tweetyo mama’s so fat and hairy, aang jumped on her and yelled yip yip
Tweetyo momma is so stupid when she entered a maze she got lost
TweetYo mamma so hairy one day she saw bigfoot and they started singing we are family
TweetYo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale it said 1 at a time plz
TweetYo mamma so fat when she stepped on the scale buzz lightyear came and said,”to infinity and beyond”
Yo mamma so stupid because she brought a spoon to the “super bowl”
Yo mamma so hairy when she went to the forest and found bigfoot the started singing “we are family”
Yo mamma so hairy ang jumped on her and said yip yip
yo mamma so fat when she farts it causes wind erosoin
Yo mamma so hairy so her breasts look like afros
Yo mamma so fat she dont have to use the internet shes already worldwide
Yo mamma so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued
your mamma so fat when she sat on the family tree she broke a branck
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she tried to put skittles in athelpitacl odre
Tweetyo momma so fat i make her dance for food
Tweetyo mama so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the couch
Tweetyo mama so dumb she sat on the t.v and watched the couch
TweetYo momma like a hardware store,only 10 cents a screw
TweetYo mama’s like a pirate, there she blows
Tweetyo momma so fat, the only thing stopping her from Jenny Creg is the width of the door
TweetYo momma so stupid when the judge said order in the court she said,”burger and fries please”
TweetYo momma so hairy, the language she speaks is wookie.
TweetYo momma so fat, when she farted, Al Gore declared global warming.
Tweetyou know y yo mama cant try out for spider man?because she will brake the spider web. :>
Tweetyo mama so black when she was riding a motorcycle she got a ticket for tinted windows
Tweetyo mama so stupid, she locked herself in a car
Tweetyo mama so black, when she jumped off a plane they sed darkness is falling
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought Mcdonalds was a farm
Tweetyo mama so stupid she locked herself in a motorcycle
Tweetyo mama so poor when i walked in the front door of the house i ended up in the backyard
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and told her what she was doing she sed moving
Tweetyo mama so poor i through a rock at a trash can she sed who knocked
Tweetyo mama so poor i saw her knocking on a trash can nd told her wat she was doing she sed my kids locked me out
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stupid
Tweetyo mama’s so fat that when she touched a car the airbag poped out
TweetYo momma so stinky that when she went outside in the morning all of the birds and all of the flowers died.
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she lifts up her arm twinkies fall out
Tweetyour momma so poor when i farted in he house she sed clap your hand stanp your feet prasie the lord we have heat
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to makeup her mind
Tweetyi mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she gave birth to you
Tweetyo mamma so fat she steped on a rainbow and made skittles
Tweetyo mama so dumb she tried to d round a fish
Tweetyo mama so stupid she locked her self in a store and starved to death
Tweetyo mama stupid she wanted to watch paper view so she put paper over the TV and watched paper view
Tweetyo momma is so old she licks my nuts
Tweetyo momma is so old she licks my nuts
Tweetyo momma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she looks like u
Tweetyo momma is so fat she cant fit inside the computer
Tweetshes fat like u
Tweetyo mom is bob barker
Tweetyo mama is so loud she should be the siren when the world is suppose to end
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she got m n m’s and thought they were w’s so she returned them
Tweetyomama dumb she got a battery and shoved her up butt and said “I GOT THE POWER”
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she desided to get fat so she could not fit thought the bathroom door
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she desided to go to holly wood and get dollys bubbies so she could be dolly parten
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yo mama so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in her ears an thought she was listenin to 50 cent
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in her ears an thought she was listenin to 50 cent
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stuck 2 quarters in her ears an thought she was listenin to 50 cent
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat on a dollar she made change
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat on a dollar she made change
Tweetyo mama so stupid she went outside to get tha news paper an brought it back in an put it on tha tv an called it paper view
Tweetyo mama so fat when i got in my car an drove around her i ran out of gas
Tweetyo mamma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked he what she was doin she said “moving!”
Tweetyo mamma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked he what she was doin she said “moving!”
Tweetyo mamma so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked he what she was doin she said “moving!”
TweetYO MAMMA SO UGLY EVEN GOLDFISH DON’T SMILE
Tweetyo mama is so fat god couldent lift her spirits
Tweetyo momma so stupid she stared at a orange juice carton for an hour cause it said “concentrate
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow wen she drinks eater it turns into lemonade
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow when she went to church all
Tweetthe people said “I sea the light”
yo mama so fat when she step on a scale and it said to by continude
Tweetyo mama so fat the last time she saw 902.8 was on a scale
Tweetyou mama so black i wasn’t afraid of the dark until i saw her
TweetYo momma is so hairy she scared the crap out of big foot
TweetYo momma is poor wen I saw her walmart with hefty bags i asked her what she was doing and she said “it’s my luggage”
TweetYo momma so old her bible expired
TweetYo momma so old her bible expired
Tweetyo mama so doom she called the polies on the mickerwave
Tweetyo mama so doom she called the polies on the mickerwave
TweetYo momma is like a brick, heavy and laid by Mexicans.
TweetYOUR MAMA SO FAT, WHEN SHE IS WEARING A YELLOW COAT PEOPLE SHOUT TAXI
Tweetyour mooma so fat she makes mcdonalds look healthy
Tweetyour mommas so fat she makes you americans look like twigs
Tweetyour mother is so fat,well shes just fat so there
Tweetyour mother is so fat,well shes just fat so there
Tweetyour mother is so fat,well shes just fat so there
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TweetYo mamma is so fat, dumb, and ugly, she can only be yo mamma
Tweetyo momma so fat she smooshed her child
Tweetyo momma so fat she smooshed her child
Tweetyo momma so fat she smooshed her child
Tweetyiur mama so fat wen she did a backflip she kicked jesus
Tweetyiur mama so fat wen she did a backflip she kicked jesus
Tweetyo mama so old wen she was brest feeding the only thing that came out was powder
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when she saw a bus full of white kids,she said “STOP THAT TWINKIE”
Tweetyour mama so dumb she put 25 cents in each ear thinking she was 50 cent
Tweetyour mama so poor as soon as i sat on her trash can she said get off of my roof
Tweetyou mama is so ugly she joined the ugly contest and they said no proffesionals
Tweetyou mama so dumb she jumped in the air thinkin she was karate kid
Tweetyo mommas so fat even god cant lift her soul
TweetYo mamma so stupied she trys to put m&ms in abc order hahaah
TweetYo momma so fat wen she tries to get out of bed she rocks herself bak to sleep
TweetYour momma is so dumb she made me forget what I wanted to say
TweetYo moma is so dumb, when she went to church someone sneezed and she said bless you
TweetYo momma so poor she put snickers on lay away
TweetYo momma so poor she put snickers on lay away
TweetYo momma so poor she put snickers on lay away
TweetYo momma so poor she put snickers on lay away
TweetYo mama so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Tweetyo mammo is so stuped that she fogot her oun name…
Tweetyo mama so ugly she made the sun go dark
Tweetyo mama so weak she made ever body live even her own damn kids
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TweetYo mama is so fugly bob the builder said I can’t fix that
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Tweetyo mama so tiny that even a ant can crush her
Tweetyo mama so tiny that even a ant can crush her
Tweetyo mam so ugly she made a scare crow walk
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TweetYo Momma So fat she uses The pacific ocean as a kiddie pool!
Tweetyo mama so fat she comes from both sides of da family
Tweetyo momma so old her birthday fell off the calender
Tweetyo momma so old her birthday fell off the calender
TweetYo mommas so dumb her idea of safe sex is locking the house doors
Tweetyo momma so fat she brought a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo mamma so old she has a sinned copy of the bible
Tweeturr mamas so hairy bigfoot liked her
TweetYo mamma so fat even Dora can’t explore her.
TweetYO DADDY IS SO FAT, HE GOT BAPTISED IN SEA WORLD.
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Tweetyo mama so fat not even dora can explore her
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Tweetwtf some of the these jokes dont makes sense to yo mama
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Tweetyo mamma so stupid she put two quaters in her and said shes listening to 50 cent
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TweetYo Mamas Sooo Stupid She Can Trip Over A Cordless Phone
TweetYo mamas so fat when she bungie jumps the bridge comes down to
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TweetYo mamma so fat that when she stepped on a scale the scale said i want your wait not your phone number
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Tweetyo momma like a fish market
Tweetyo momma stinks like fish
TweetYo mama so ugly, the plastic surgeon gave her money back.
TweetYo mama so ugly, the plastic surgeon gave her money back.
Tweetyo mama so old moses was in her yearbook
Tweetyo mama so old she was a waitress at the first supper
TweetYo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
TweetYo mamma’s so ugly Satan went to church 2 pray 4 her
TweetYo mamma so dark they called her a shadow
TweetYo Momma is so ugly,when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that when she lifted up her armpit it looked like chewbabca
TweetYOUR MOMMA SO UGLY THAT SHE CRACKED THE MIRROR
TweetHI IM HETU AND IM SO POOR THAT I HAVE NO MONEY
Tweetyo mama so ugly ripley’s couldn’t believe it
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish
Tweetyo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said one person at a time
Tweetyo mama so ugly she went trick or treating as herself
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sold her house for furniture
Tweetyo mama so poor when a skater picked a penny of the ground she told him to keep his hands of the family fundings
Tweetyo mama so poor she didnt have enough to buy free things
Tweetyo mama so fat when she wore bright clothing to a public place they thought the sun grew bigger
Tweetyo mama is so ugle that the world has run away from her
Tweetyo mamma is so fat Dora couldn’t explore her
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she locked herself inside a motorcyle and couldnt get out
TweetTo mamma so fat when she got on the weight scale the doctor said faint that’s my phone number
TweetYo Mamma Soo Ugly When She Went To A Camercial And She Had On Blue Tha Never Figured Out Her Clue .
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Tweetyo mama so fat she uses dounuts as nipple rings
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she farts and vomits during anal
Tweetyo mama is so dumb she farts and vomits during anal
Tweetyo mama so fat she ate your food resulting in you starving to death
Tweetyo mama must be black cause you are
Tweetyo mama so dumb she thought snoop dogg was a cartoon carecter
Tweetyo mama so dumb she stalled a trycicle
Tweetyo mama so dumb she tried to sell you into the chinese slave trade. everone knowa the arab slave trade is much more profitable.
Tweetyo mama so dumb she makes your cloths from lego
Tweetyo mama so dumb feeds you fish food. to be fair its not a hard mistake with those lips
Tweetyo mama so rascist she orders a white chicken supremisist at burger king. then throws the bacon at the muslim guy who served her and replaces a hindus veggie burgger with the beef.
Tweetyo mama so dumb she makes this soundn “nahnahnahnahnahmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm”
Tweetyo mama so dumb that she adopted you
Tweetyo mama so chinese she cant speak any european dirived language. casue she cant understand them. or read them. or pronuce the words.
Tweetyo mama so dumb she married your dad
Tweetyo mama so dumb she is still looking for the gay card i told her she droped
Tweetyo mama so dumb that she has a IQ of 17
Tweetyo mama so dumb shes african
Tweetyo mum so stupid that she does really stupid things
Tweetyo mama so dumb she tattoed her pin number on her forehead so she wouldnet forget it
TweetYo mamma so greasy her hair dripped down and her freckes were gone
TweetYo mamma so greasy her hair dripped down and her freckes were gone
TweetYo mamma so fat when she gets in an elevator she has to go down
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TweetYo Mommas so hairy, the only language she speaks, is Wooki!
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Yo Mommas so getto, when she breast feeds, coolay comes out!
Tweetyo mama so fat that she sat on count down and all the prices went lower
TweetYo momma so fat she got her own postal code
Tweetyo mamma so fat when u cut her gravy comes out!!!
TweetYO mama so fat her nickname is Lardo
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYo Mama So Stupied She Sat On The TV And Watched The Couch !!!
TweetYur Mama so ghetto that when she breast feeds “Kool-aid” comes out!!!
TweetYur Mama so poor that she has the ducks throw bread at her!!!
TweetYur Mama so ugly that the goldfish crakers don’t smile back!!!
Tweetyo mommas so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said, sorry no professionals.
Tweetyo mammas so fat, she beeps when she backs up!
TweetYo mammas so dumb she sold her only car for gas money.
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Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so old she co-wrote the 4th comment
Tweetyo mamma so big every time she walk earthquake
Tweetyo mama so dumb she thought Chris Rock was a type of crack
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
TweetYo momma so fat , when she sat on the iphone , she created the ipad
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Tweetyo momma is ugly that the pastor uses her to scare away the demons
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TweetThis is way more helpful than antyhing else I’ve looked at.
TweetIt goes, “Yo momma so STUPID she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.”
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Tweetyo momma is so fat she uses pillow cases as socks.
TweetYo Momma so ugly when she throws a boomarang it doesn’t come back
Tweetyo mamma so fat she had to get baptized in the pacific ocean
Tweetyo mamma so fat she went to a water park and kids say mommy mommy I want to ride that one
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE GOT ARESTED BY THE POLICE FOR SMILELING
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO UGLY SHE GOT ARESTED BY THE POLICE FOR SMILELING
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she scares blind people
TweetYou guys suck at yo momma jokes…
TweetYo mamma so fat that a pro biker could not jump her
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to in-and-out she couldn’t go in or out
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Your momma is so chep she bought u an x box 180
TweetYour momma us so retards she rop a bank nd left the money
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TweetYo mama is so stupid she says i don’t no what a yellow school bus is and a white scholars is so she sets stop that twenkey
TweetYo mama is so stupid she says i don’t no what a yellow school bus is and a white scholars is so she sets stop that twenkey
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she stuck a air freshiner up her butt and said “pug it in plug it in”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she stuck a battery up her but and said “i got the power to turn me on”
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo momma so horny she stuck her butt up to poniko’s nose and said lie poniko lie
Tweetyo mamma so fat she used a mattress as a tampon
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when the us army ran out of parachutes they used her underware
TweetYour mama is so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said shes watching paper view
TweetYo momma so asain I can blind her with a piece of paper.. Sideways
Tweetur mama is so old and ugly indiana jones found her sucking on the crystal skull
TweetYo momma so fat it aint funny
Tweetyour moms teeth aRE SO YELLOW THE SUN WAS SCARED
Tweetyour moms teeth aRE SO YELLOW THE SUN WAS SCARED
Tweetyour moms teeth aRE SO YELLOW THE SUN WAS SCARED
TweetBubbas mom’s teeth are so yellow the son was jealous
Tweetyo mamma is so stupit when she put a dish on top of the tv she said i got dishnetwork
Tweetyo mammas teeth are so yellow she made a second sun
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when they took a picture of her last year it was till printing today
TweetYo momma so stupid, she put a piece of paper on her tv screen and said she had paperview.
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT THEY BABTISED HER IN SEA WORLD
Tweetyo mama so ugly bob the builder said WE CANT FIX THAT
TweetYo Momma so fat, if she was any fatter, she would need a new postal code
TweetYo Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
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TweetYou mamma so manly and hairy, CHUCK NORRIS said “DAMN”
TweetYou mama so fat at the pool she tried to go under water but she could cause she is like a floaty
TweetYou mama so fat at the pool she tried to go under water but she could cause she is like a floaty
TweetYo momma so hairy I went to hug her and I got rug burn
TweetYo momma so hot the sun is jelous
TweetYo mama so skinny and hairy when she layed down people thought she was a rug
TweetYo mama so skinny and hairy when she layed down people thought she was a rug
Tweetyo mama so fat the scientest used her to clog up the explosion in the lab.
TweetYo momma is so fat that when she turned around people said welcome back
TweetYo mama so fat, shes a map on call of duty.
TweetYo mama so fat,shes a map on call of duty
Tweetyour mama so ugly that when the mirror saw her face it broke
Tweetyo mama so greesy she thought baken was a band aid
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Tweetyo momma is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the sofa… lol
Tweetyo momma so fat she stood on the scale and it said one at a time please?….lmao
TweetYo momma is so pretty I could not explain <3
TweetYo mama’s so fat when she fell in love she broke it…
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TweetYo momma’s so stupid she tried to put skittles in alphabetical order.
TweetYo momma’s so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo momma is so fat she has her own gravetational pull!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she has her own gravetational pull!
Tweetyo mama’s so fat when they called Bob the builder he said,”I cant fix that”
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TweetYo Mama is so dumb, that when she’s supposed to sit on the sofa watching the TV, she’s actually sitting on the TV watching the sofa!
TweetYo mama is so fat she went to an all you can eat buffet and they had to install speed bumps
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid your dad said it was chilly outside and your mom ran out with a spoon
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid your dad said it was chilly outside and your mom ran out with a spoon
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid your dad said it was chilly outside and your mom ran out with a spoon
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she to the doctor to get a xray the doctor asked when was the accident.
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Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought the eagle on the back of the quater would fly
Tweetyo momma so fat in hati they said not a again
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Tweetyo momma so black she went to night school and they said she wasnt there
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she went to heaven god sent her down and the devil said oh no
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she went to heaven god sent her down and the devil said oh no
Tweetyo mommy so fat she sat on the ipod and made it into a ipad
TweetYo mama so old her birth certificate expired
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar
Tweetyo mama so ugly when I brought her to a haunted house she came out with a job application
Tweetyo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to a super bowl
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on walmart and lowerd the prices.
Tweetyo momma so ugly se went to bob the builder and he said i can’t fix this
Tweetyo momma is so ugly shes the reason why mickle jackson died
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she went to the beach the wales started so sing we are family even tho your bigger then me
TweetYo momma so fat when she step outside with a yellow raincoat on people yell “ay Taxi!”
TweetYo momma so slutty even she shewenttojareds
Tweetyo momma so dumb I think she typed that last one
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Tweetyo momma so dark when she stepped on charcoal she left a mark
Tweetyo momma’s like a race car she burns two rubbers a night
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YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT PAPER ON HER TV AND CALLED IT PAPER VIEW
TweetYo mamma so dumb and poor she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
TweetYo mammas teeth so yellow when she drank water it turned in to lemonaid
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Tweetyo momma so fat she needs cheats for wii fit
Tweetyo momma so fat she needs cheats for wii fit
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Tweetyo momma so fat that on her birth certificate it says expired
Tweetyo mama so fat she got hit by a car and said “who threw that rock at me”
TweetYo mama so poor she gotta use coupons for the gumball machine.
TweetYO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE COMFUSED HER TITIES WITH A ORANGE
Tweetyour mom is so fat shes fat
TweetYo mam so fat she sells shade in the summer
TweetYo mama so fat her name is second
TweetYo mamas so fat even dora cant explore her
TweetYo momma is so old I saw a picture of her in a gang with Jesus
TweetYo momma is so stupid she put two quarters in her ears to listen to 50 cent
TweetYo momma is so dumb I asked your if I can go to a 50 cent concert and she gave me a dollar and said take your sister too
TweetYo momma is so ugly Chris brown wouldn’t touch her face
TweetYo mOmma is so poor she can’t afford a house so she has an apartment
TweetYo mamma is so dumb she locked hernself in icelands and starved to death
TweetYo momma so fat even dora can’t explore her
TweetYo momma so dumb she sold her phone for credit
TweetYo momma so fat that when she went to the beach and everyone shouted FREE WILLY
TweetYo momma so hairy she went to the zoo and everyone shouted GORRILA
TweetYo momma so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks
TweetYo momma so old she is best freinds with adam and eve
Tweetyo mama is so tall that when she does a back flip she kicks Jesus in the mouth.
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she locked herself in a hyper-mart and starved to death.
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she cut her arm, gravy came out.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got ran over by a parked car!
TweetYo mama is so stupid she eat gum with a fork and knife
Tweetyo moma is so old that her first christmas was the first christmas
Tweetyo moma is so fat the last time she leand on a tower they called it the leaning tower of holy s***
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she took a picture last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo mama is so fat she hula hoops in a cherio
Tweetyo mommas thing is so hairy king kong saw her and said oh hec no i want my fur back
TweetYo momma so fat when she fell out a window everybody thought 2012 came early.
TweetYo momma so hairy the only language she can speak is wookie
TweetYo momma so fat when she wore a yellow raincoat the sun got jealous
TweetYo momma so fat when she walked into a chinese restaurant everybody said Buddha Buddha
TweetYo momma so fat when she walked into a chinese restaurant everybody said Buddha Buddha (im asian 2)
Tweetyo mama so fat when she turned around it was her birthday agian
TweetYo mama so fat when she walked past the TV u missed 16 commercials
TweetYo mama fat when she ordered for a waterbed that put a blanket over the ocean
Tweetyo mama so dum she tried to drown a fish. Yo mama so dum she tried to throw a bird off a cliff
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she puts on a raincoat and walks down the street all the kids say here comes the school bus
Tweetyour momma is so ugly when she goes to enter an ugly contest and they say sorry no perfesionals
Tweetyo momma is so fat it takes a train and four airplanes to get to her good side
Tweetyo momma so ugly she’s a halloween model year round!
Tweetyo momma is so old she signed the declaration of independence!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought a racoon was her pet cat!
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Tweetyo momma is so stupid she tried to thow a ball at the ground and she missed!
Tweetyo mom is so hungry she ate all the planets!
TweetTo mama is so fat she’s the 9th planet of the galaxy
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought D was a number!
Tweetyo momma is so fat she uses the sun as a gofball!
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she went in the ocean the whales sang “we are family even though you’r fatter than me”!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she made an onyon cry!
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she turned mudusa into stone!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she flunked prek 2,000,000 times!
Tweetyo momma is so fat that the quot “im so hungry i can eat a hourse” realy means she can eat a hourse.
Tweetyo mama so fat that she made an eclipse
TweetYo momma is so stupid she does even know what stupid means
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb when she saw a school bus full of white kids she said fallow that twinkie
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT I TOOK A PICTURE OF HER LAST CHRISTMAS AND ITS STILL PRINTING
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT SHE HAS MORE ROLLS THAN A BAKERY
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she sits around the house she sits around the house!
Tweetyo momma is so fat when you’r watching t.v. & she goes past it’s the last minute of humanity!
Tweetyou momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
Tweetyou momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
Tweetyou momma so fat in order to get her through the door you gotta put butter on the breast 2 twinkies on the side and say come here and i will give you a cookie
Tweetyo mama so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs
Tweetyomama is so dum and fat when she tells yomama jokes she talks about her self
Tweetyomama is so old that she farts dust
Tweetyomama is so ugly when she went to a hunted houes she came out with a pay check
Tweetyo momma is so old her memory is in black and white
TweetYo momma stinks so bad she put the skunk out of busness
TweetYo momma is so old she is marryied to jesus
Tweetbad joke mama
Tweetbad joke mama
Tweetyo mamma is s stupid when she was drving she came to a stop sign she waited for it to say go
Tweetyo mamma so fat she makes fat albert look skinny
Tweetyo mamma so fat she makes fat albert look skinny
Tweetyo mamma is so skinny she can holla hop with a cherrio.
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly when she went to a haunted house when she came back she had a application.
TweetYo momma so fat the picture she took last christmas is still printing
TweetUr mama so fat she uses a hula hope to hold up her stokings
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she put paper on the tv and said paper view
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Tweetyour mamas so fat that when holy jesus said “let there be light” they asked her to move over
Tweetyo momma is nasty u have to paternitey test the whole state of texas just to see who your daddy is.
Tweetyo momma like a vacum cleaner she sucks,blows,and gets laid in the closet.
Tweetyo mamma is so skinny when the wind blow she blow with it
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stuck her toe in the ocean she caused a tsunami and i saw the titanic.
TweetYo mama so fat her nickname is “damn!”.
TweetYo mama so fat her nickname is “damn!”.
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT SHE WENT TO A RESTERANT TOOK A LOOK ATT THE MENU AND SAID “I WILL HAVE IT ALL :O “
TweetYO MAMMA TEETH IS SO YELLO SHE SPITTIN OUT BUTTER
TweetYO MAMMA TEETH IS SO YELLO SHE SPITTIN OUT BUTTER
Tweetyo momma is so ugly,even Freddy haves nightmares about her
Tweetyo momma i fat the only letters of the alphabet she knows is KFC!
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE FELL OFF THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO UGLY SHE FELL OFF THE UGLY TREE AND HIT EVERY BRANCH ON THE WAY DOWN
TweetYO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A STOOL AND SAID “YOU SEE ME ROLLIN”
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Tweetyo mamma is soo fat she broke a branch in your family tree
Tweetyo Mamma teeth are so yellow when you put them in the middle of the street cars start to slow down
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she put a piece of paper on the tv and called it paper view
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she saw a bus full of black kidsand said get back here choclate twnky
TweetYour momma’s so fat that when she wakes up in the hospital and she has a kid she asked the doctor why she hadn’t lost any weight after giving birth
TweetYo Momma so stupid she fell
TweetYo Momma so stupid she fell
TweetYo mama so stupid she fell
TweetYo mama so skinny her nipples touch
TweetYo mama has one leg and a bicycle!
TweetYo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
TweetYo momma so dirty I made a poem bout her: Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee i slept with your mom and now it hurts when I pee
TweetYo momma so dirty I made a poem bout her: Float like a butterfly Sting like a bee i slept with your mom and now it hurts when I pee
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sits on the t.v. to watch the couch
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPID SHE PUT A QUARTER IN A PARKING METER THEN SHE SAID WERES MY GUMBALL
Tweetur mamma so fat when she wore an x jacket the plane had no prblem landin on her
Tweetur mamma so fat she asks fr a blanket and they put one over the ocean
Tweetur momma so ugly she made boogyman out of business
Tweetur mamma so poor when i steped on her cigarette she said y r u turnin of my light
TweetYo Mama Is So Trashy , She Uses Leafz To Wipe Her A$$
Tweetyo mamas so tall wen she jumped in the air she hits her head on the moon
Tweetyo mamma feet so big she put bigfoot out of bisness
TweetDANNY YO MAMMA SOOO OLD SHE OWS DINOSAURS 5 ROCK STONES
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT THE ONLY LETTERS SHE KNOW IN THE ALPHABET ARE KFC
TweetTo momma’s so black she drinks water and pisses coffee.
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TweetYo Mama So Fat She Fell In Love And Broke it
Tweetyo mama so stupid she plays green light red light in the street
Tweetyo moma is so fat that when she looked down she thout ever body was a white cooky
Tweetyo moma is so fat that when she looked down she thout ever body was a white cooky
TweetYo momma so fat she far
Tweetyo mama is so stupid that she took a spoon to the footballcup
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she tryed to buy a water bed they had to put a blanket on the atlantic ocean
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she tryed to buy a water bed they had to put a blanket on the atlantic ocean
Tweetyo mama so stupid she threw pots and pans down the stairs and thought she speacking CHINESE… ching chong choung ching
Tweetyo mama so stupid she took a rurler to bed to see how long she slept
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Tweetyo mama so poor burgalrs breake into her house and leave her money
Tweetyo mama so fat she sat on the tv and when she came off it was a FLAT SCREEN
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Tweetyo mama so dumb when it was raining the little kids say hear comes big bird
Tweetyo mama is so fat she wuz kicking a can, i said wat u doing and she said im moving
Tweetyo moomma so stupid she sucked deez nutz last night bitch !
TweetYo mama is so agly that she made an onin cry!
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TweetYo mama so ugly that when bob the builder saw her he siad”i can’t fix that!”
TweetYo mama so fat that when she saw a yello school bus she siad ‘’stop that twinkie!”
TweetYo mama so dumb she took a spoon to the super bowl
TweetYo mama so supid she had you
TweetYo mama so old zhe owed god a dollar$
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Yo mama so fat she couldnt fit down the grand canyon
TweetYo mama so fat she couldnt fit down the grand canyon
TweetUr mamas so fat she rolls dough wiv her belly
TweetUr mamas so fat she fell over a ant
TweetUr mams so fat she drunk 7 up to live
TweetUr mamas so fat when she went 2 afghan she was the first one 2 be shot
TweetUr mamas so fat she went cheese rollin wiv a cardboard box
TweetUr mamas so ugly when she was born the whole world blew up
TweetUr mamas so dumb she took a scarecrow to a dance festival
Tweetyo mammas so ugly she make blind people scared
Tweetyo mammas so fat even dora coudnt explore her
Tweetyo mammas so stupid she got stabbed in a shootout
Tweetyou mommas so fat she died!
Tweetyo momas so gay she had fifeteen people come to a gay party including 50 of here cousins
Tweetyour mommas so stupid she had you.
Tweetyour mommas so smelly, everyday it smells like she has her period. haha
TweetYo mom so dumb she had a bag of weed An got jumped for it
Tweetu mama so fat she went to in and out she went in but she never came out
Tweetu mama so fat she went to in and out she went in but she never came out
Tweetyo mama so stupid she throw a rock at the ground and missed
TweetUr momma so skinny when she got ran over a bulldozer everybody started to play her as paper jamz
TweetYo mommas so fat after sex i rolled over twice and i was still on tha bitch
Tweetyo mama so fat when god said let their be light he told her to move
TweetYo mama so fat when sh died she was walking up the stairway to heaven and it BROKE!
TweetYo Momma so ugly that’s the reason Waldo’s hiding
Tweetyour momma so fat she had to get baptised in seaworld
TweetUr mono is so fat that when she step on the scale it said to be countinued
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Tweetyo momma so dirty wen ur daddy trew her out d window he got arrested for littering
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please
Tweetyo mama so ugly that even freedy coger had nightmares
Tweetyo mama so ugly that even freedy coger had nightmares
Tweetyo momma so fat that last time she saw 98210 was on the scale
Tweetya mama is so fat when she saw a bus full of white kids she yelled stop that twenky.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid santa put her on the naughty list and thought she was a stripper
TweetYo Momma is so fat she needs cheat codes foe wii fit
TweetYo Mommas teeth are so yellow people thought all her teeth fell out and she replaced it with corn
Yo Momma is so fat I shot her in call of duty and got a 25 kill streak
Yo Momma is so ugly even your Dad said”Damn what have i done”
Yo Momma so fat that when she was pregnant with you the doctors were like where is it!
Yo Momma so ugly when your granma was pregnant with her the doctors were like pushh and as soon as they saw your mom they were like PULL!!
Yo Mommas head is so big everybody says there goes the earth
Yo Mommas so stupid and fat she couldnt read only thing she could read was a mcdonalds menu
yo momma so fat when she sat on the hood of the car she turned it into a low rider
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on the hood of the car she turned it into a low rider
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tried to put mnms in elphebetical order
Tweetyo mama so poor she cant even afford to pay attention
TweetYo momma so bald when she sleeps on a pillow, her head slips off.
Tweetyo mamma sooo stupid when someone rang the door bell she opened the microwave
TweetYo mamma so fat god said move so i can make light
TweetYO DAYYY SO GAY LAST TIME HE SO YOU HE TRID TO HUMP YOU
Tweetyour momma is short she can do back flips under the bed
Tweetyour momma so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
Tweetyour momma so fat that when she went to the sea shore a puffer fish saw her he started singing we are family
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she sat down she broke my floor
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she jumped up she got stuck. yo mamma is so dumb she sat on the t.v. and watched the couch. yo mamma is so old she farts dust. yo mamma is so old she sneezes mothballs.
TweetYo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car. Yo mama is so fat she saw a bus filled with white people and she said stop that twinky.
Tweetyo momma is so skinny she can dodge raindrops
TweetYo mama so fat when she jumped on the rainbow it started poring skilttels
Tweetyo mama so fat that she mad you fat
Tweetyo momma’s so fat her picture ways 100kg’s
TweetYo Mamma is so hairy when you were born you died by a rugburn
TweetYo mamma is so poor she walked down the street with 1 shoe on. when someone asked her if she lost a shoe, she said she actually found one
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIED INSTED OF SITING IN THE COUCH AND WATCH TV SHE SAT IN THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIED INSTED OF SITING IN THE COUCH AND WATCH TV SHE SAT IN THE TV AND WATCH THE COUCH
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPED THAT WHEN SHE MET JARJAR SHE SAID DO YOU HAVE ANY PICKLE,PICKLES
Tweetyo mamma ao atupid she heard it was chilli outside so she got a bowl and spoon and went outside and got some!
Tweetyo momma so fat she went to the beach laid down in the sand and tourist mistaked her as a beached whale
TweetYo mamma’s so stupid she brought lipstick to a make-up test
TweetYo momma so ghetto, she breasts feeds koolaids
TweetYo momma so poor, she eat cereal with a fork to save milk
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO JCPENNYS SHE SAID WHERE IS JC WITH THE PENNYS
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIED THAT WHEN SHE WENT TO WALLGREENS SHE SAID HAY WHY ISINT THE WALL GREEN
TweetYO MAMA SO STUPIED SHE INSTED OF SAYING ABC SHE SAID KFC
TweetYO MAMA SO BLACK SHE MAKES MICKLE JACKSON BLACK
TweetYO MAMA SO WHITE SHE MAKES MICKLE JACKSON BLACK
TweetYO MAMA SO BLACK THAT WHEN SHE DRINKS WATER SHE PEES COFFIE
TweetYo momma’s so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she saw a bus full of kids she ran after it saying “Stop that twinkie.”
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stuck a wand up her butt and she said ooo it’s magic u knowoo never belive it that so
TweetYo mama so hairy she has afros on her nipels. And yo mama so ugly when she step into tokeyo evrybody yelled godzilla.
Tweetyo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
Tweetyo mama is like a brick, flat on both sides and gets laid by mexicans
TweetYo mama so fat that its not funny
TweetYo so skinny she chokes on a grain of sugar
TweetYO MAMA SO IS LIKE A LIGHTSWITCH ANYONE CAN TURN HER ON
TweetYo mama so black , she go to SUMMER SCHOOL
TweetYo momma is like the black hole ,fat,black, and sucks up anyone
TweetYou so tall,she trips over a rock in Texas and landed in New York
TweetYo momma so short,she sits on the curve and swings her legs
Tweetyo momma so ugly… She won the ugly contest in 90,91,92,93……..
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
Tweetyo momma so poor i saw her the other day kiicking a can and i said,”what are you doing” and she said,”moving”. haha
TweetYo momma so fat she hopped in the grand canyon and got sruck
TweetYo momma so fat she hopped in the grand canyon and got stuck
TweetYo mommas so ugly I brought her to the zoo and the guy at the door said thanks for bringing her back
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she has more wrinkles than an elephants tushie!
TweetYo mamma is so fat that she eats ice cream with a shovel!
Tweetyo mama so fat when she goes to pee she needs help getting up
Tweetyo mama so fat when she mad at someone he said ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont eat me
Tweetyomomma so fat she sat on a monster truck and turned it into a low rider
TweetYo momma’s so fat she jumped and made the earth Quake in Japan!
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she put a paper on the tv and said she was watching paperview
TweetYO MAMAS SO OLD WHEN I TOLD HER TO ACT HER AGE SHE DIED
TweetYOUR MAMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER THE CORDLESS PHONE
TweetYour mama so fat she pictured you as ice cream
TweetYo mama so fat that when the helicopters landed her on top of the twin towers both buildings collapsed
TweetYo mama so ugly that even an alien declined her dating
TweetYo mama so tall that she tripped in California and landed in New York
TweetYo mama so dumb that when she went out to found job everyone said to go back to school even the bum’s
TweetYo mama so fat that when she sat on a iPod she turned the iPod into iPad
Tweetone below this message is submitted by me sorry i forgot to write my name
TweetYo mama so dumb that when she was taking a quiz the quiz had a question that was highlighted with green that says click red and clicked green
TweetYo mama so stinks that even bum’s and alcoholics avoided to get close to her
TweetYo mama so dumb that when she was decorating her picture on computers she used color pencils and crayons to color
TweetYo mama so ugly that when she looked at the mirror the mirror broke
TweetYo mama so ugly that when she wok up in the morning the sun went down
TweetYo mama so dumb that when she was in hospital for fever she asked doctor that when her tooth is going to falls out
TweetYo mama so dumb that even if she was the smartest girl in the whole school she got held back every year the state test started because she cheated to make sure
Tweetsorry for the mistake i’m gonna corrected
TweetYo mama so dumb that even if she was the smartest girl in the whole world she was held back every year since the state test began cause she cheated to make sure
TweetYo mama so stupid that she made her own house out of mud that even ants can’t fit in
TweetYo mama so tall that she communicates with aliens in the moon
TweetYo mama so poor that she can’t even afford her own food so she eats the left overs everywhere she sees them
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Tweetyo mama is so stupid she had you
Tweetyo momma’s so ugly i brought her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!
Tweetyo momma’s so ugly i brought her to a haunted house and she came out with a pay check!
TweetyO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT dUNCAN DOUGHNUTS WAS A BASKET BALL TEAM
TweetyO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT dUNCAN DOUGHNUTS WAS A BASKET BALL TEAM
TweetyO MAMMA IS SO STUPID SHE THOUGHT dUNCAN DOUGHNUTS WAS A BASKET BALL TEAM
TweetYo mommas so ugly
Tweetyo momma so ugle she so black
TweetYo mama so trifflin every time she go to take a bath the water gets out and says ill wait.
TweetYo mama so trifflin every time she go to take a bath the water gets out and says ill wait.
TweetYo mama so fat every time she get victoria secret. it ant a secret anymore.
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling ball gets picked up ,fingered,and thrown in the gutter
Tweetyour mama so ugly bob the builder cant fix that
TweetYo mamma so fat her belt size is equater
Tweetyo mama so dum she riased you!
Tweetyo mama so dum she riased you!
TweetTYLER RUSHING
TweetTYLER RUSHING
TweetTYLER RUSHING
Tweetyo mama so ghetto when she brest feed u koolaid came out
TweetYo momma so poor I asked her to use the restroom and she said pick a corner
TweetTo moma so stupid she put a battery up her but and said I got the power
Tweetyo mama is so ugly that the police arrested her.
TweetYo momma so ugly her birth certificate is an I am sorry letter from the trojan man :p
Tweetyo mommas like a doornob everyone gets a turn
Tweetyou mama so fat that she took a picture 70 years ago and its still printing
Tweetyo mamma so poor the only christmas tree she could afford is a brockle
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TweetYo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car
TweetTo mama is so fat when she was at the beach everybody said free willy
TweetJoe mama is so.fat she jumped off the grand canyon and she got stuck
TweetJoe Mam’s so stuipd, she went to McDonalds and put a milkshae on lay-away
TweetJoe Mama’s hair is so nappy, she has to take pain killers to comb her hair
TweetJoe Mam’s so poor, she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on lay-away ****
Tweetjoe mama’s so old, she knew central park when it was just a plant