694 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 100
   greg said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   yo moma is so black she went to the funeral naked

2. 101
   greg said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   yo moma stepped on the scale and she thought it was her phone number

3. 102
   maxim said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   yo moma is so fat she has nipples in her neck

4. 103
   maxim said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   yo moma is so stupid she satonthe tv to watch the couch

5. 104
   bo dog said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   yo moma is so ugly that she put her head out the car window and the cop said stop mooning

6. 105
   bo dog said:
   Posted: April 7th, 2007

   YO MOMA is so Fat Maxim she put Mayonnaise on ASPIRIN!

7. 106
   Mike said:
   Posted: April 9th, 2007

   yo momma is so ugly she made blind kids cry

8. 107
   Kelsey said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   yo momma so hairy you almost died of a rug burn at birth

9. 108
   Kelsey said:
   Posted: April 11th, 2007

   yo mommas like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in a closet

10. 109
    homie K said:
    Posted: April 11th, 2007

    yo mommas so stupid when she heard of the OJ trial, she thought it was a taste test of Tropicana and Sunkist

11. 110
    homie K said:
    Posted: April 11th, 2007

    yo momma so stupid when i said it was chilly outside, she took a spoon out

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