Best Yo Momma Jokes

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  1. 133
    Zmile said:

      Yo momma is so ugly she saw micheal jackson and screamed my twin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. 134
    Zmile said:

      Yo momma iz so Fat the only way for her to get through the white house iz free donutz on the other side!!!!!!!!

  3. 135
    craig cook said:

      ur muma so stuped she cant get to A-B with out sayin the rest of the alphabet

  4. 136
    shaun said:

      ya mums so fat she ate jenny and craig

  5. 137
    ppl said:

      your so ugly wen u were born ur mum said wat a treasure and ur dad said yeah lets go burry it

  6. 138
    Anonymous said:

      u mum so fat she orbits around small objects

  7. 139
    Ruben Rodriguez said:

      you guys suck. here’s an original
      yo momma so poor, she can’t afford to pay attention
      yo momma so fat she ,lives on both sides of the family
      yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones
      yo momma so slow she still has crystal pepsi.
      yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ
      yo momma so stupid she said to a stranger, ” i’ll give you $20 for $5″
      yo momma so fat her when she bleeds donught glaze comes out.

  8. 140
    Ruben Rodriguez said:

      Yo momma so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro

      Yo momma so old ahe saw the birth of jesus

  9. 141
    Ruben Rodriguez said:
  10. 142
    Ruben Rodriguez said:

      YO moma so old she ows jesus 5 bucks
      yo moma so fat she came in 1st,2nd,and 3rd place
      yo moma so poor i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on and i said wheres the other one she said i found this one
      challenge me Rubens younger cousin my myspace is

      http://www.myspace.com/mexicanJose619

  11. 143
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma so dumb she climbed a glass wall to see wat was on the other side…HOES!!

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