806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 12
   joey said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   yo momma is so fat she sang with a beach whale the whale sang we are family even tho u bigger than me

2. 13
   jake said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   your momma such a slut she gets more ass than a toilet seat

3. 14
   jake said:
   Posted: March 2nd, 2007

   yo momma so ugly when she goes into a bank they turn the cameras off

4. 15
   nick said:
   Posted: March 5th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and sang, A B C D E F G get ur fat ass off of me

5. 16
   nick said:
   Posted: March 5th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she fell she ended world hunger

6. 17
   nick said:
   Posted: March 5th, 2007

   yo momma like railroad tracks she gets laid down the country

7. 18
   keep ya guessing said:
   Posted: March 7th, 2007

   ya momma so stupid she studied for a drug test

8. 19
   Aricka said:
   Posted: March 8th, 2007

   Yo mama so stupid, she was yellin in a envelope and i asked her why and she said “im sendin voicemail!”

9. 20
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 9th, 2007

   yo momma’s like a ceiling fan, when i turn her on, she blows everything around her.

10. 21
    MIRANDA said:
    Posted: March 10th, 2007

    yo mamma so ugly she joined an ugly compotition and they said “Sorry no professionals”

11. 22
    MIRANDA said:
    Posted: March 10th, 2007

    yo mamma so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning

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