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  1. 210
    joe mama king said:

      RUBEN UR JOEKS SUCK BALLS MINE ARE FUNNY

  2. 211
    joe mama king said:

      †‡Nîg!µtm䮀™

  3. 212
    samii... said:

      ya moms so stupid she gt locked in a supper market n starved 2 death …

      ya moms so fat when she coems out in a yellow rain coat ppl shout taxi

      ya moms so fat da wen she sat on d rainbow skittles poped out …

      ya mom so stupid she stcuk a battery up er arss n sed i gt d power

      ya mom so stupid she pressed the red button 2 mek a pakie blow up ….

  4. 213
    ben lake said:

      your mummas so fat people pay her for shade

  5. 214
    ben lake said:

      your mums so stupid she sold her car for petrol money

  6. 215
    ben lake said:

      your mummas so fat we were playing hide and seek and i spotted her behind the himmalayas

  7. 216
    sharon said:

      Yor mamas so gullible she jumped of the cn tower when i told her to.

  8. 217
    sharon said:

      YOUR MAMAS SO DUMB WHEN SHE STEPPED IN THE PARKING LOT SHE GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. 218
    sharon said:

      YOUR MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE HUGGED ME SHE MADE ME INTO PIESES OF ASH.

  10. 219
    sharon said:

      Your mamas so pour when she wypes her ass with toilet paper she hangs it up to dry!

  11. 220
    sharon said:

      Your mamas so fat when she needs 999999999999999999 chairs to sit down.lol

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