Best Yo Momma Jokes


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  1. 276
    lil booze said:

      yo mamma is so fat she makes a whirlpool with her stomach

  2. 277
    eufmg said:

      ass

  3. 278
    joe mama king said:

      SUREE UR NOT THE REAL ONE I AM ASSHOLE U CANT DO ANY KOOL JOKES I DINT EVEN LAUGH!!!!

  4. 279
    jose said:

      yo momma’s so stupid, she thought taco bell was a mexican phone company

  5. 280
    j dog said:

      yo mom is so fat she was in a book for fat people and her picture went on pgs. 45 46 47 48 49.

  6. 281
    j dog said:

      yo mom so fat when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw her peanuts.

  7. 282
    dudette said:

      Yo momma’s so fat that she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
      Yo momma’s so fat that when she ran by in a yellow dress I thought I’d missed the bus.
      Yo momma’s so stupid she failed a blood test.
      Yo momma’s so old her social security number is 1.

  8. 283
    joe mama king said:

      Joe MAMMA SO FAT HER CAR IS MADE OF SPANDEX!!!!!!! }: )

  9. 284
    shamma said:

      your mmama so old she has a autograph from jesus

  10. 285
    Bree~Bree said:

      Yo Momma Is So Ugly……………..Her Face Needs More Construction Than New Orleans

  11. 286
    Bree~Bree said:

      Yo Momma is so short when she’s sittin on the curb her feet dangle

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