714 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 287
   Bree~Bree said:
   Posted: June 27th, 2007

   yo momma is so black she went to night school and got marked absent

2. 288
   Bree~Bree said:
   Posted: June 27th, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat her belt size is EQUATOR

3. 289
   Bree~Bree said:
   Posted: June 27th, 2007

   YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE JUMPED INTO THE OCEAN AND THE WHALES STARTTED SINGIN *WE R FAMILY ..EVEN THOUGH UR BIGGER THAN ME**

4. 290
   sickah then yuh average said:
   Posted: June 28th, 2007

   yo momma so hairy that when she took a shower they filmed gorillas in the mist

5. 291
   sickah then yuh average said:
   Posted: June 28th, 2007

   yo momma so white she’s two shades from disapearing

6. 292
   sickah then yuh average said:
   Posted: June 28th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly the b*tch is a modern day masterpiece

7. 293
   sickah then yuh average said:
   Posted: June 28th, 2007

   yo momma so old she used to gang bang with the hebrews

8. 294
   anthony said:
   Posted: June 29th, 2007

   yo momma so fat obi-wan said thats no moon, thats yo momma

9. 295
   john smith said:
   Posted: June 29th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, her reflection walked away

10. 296
    steffy said:
    Posted: July 1st, 2007

    ur mommas so fat if she wore black and yellow someone would call taxi

11. 297
    AHHHH said:
    Posted: July 1st, 2007

    YA MUM IS LIKE THE PERMUTER TRIANGLE U GO IN AND NEVA CUM OUT

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