806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 375
   ~HeAtHeR~ said:
   Posted: August 22nd, 2007

   Yo mama so fat she’z invisible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. 376
   ~HeAtHeR~ said:
   Posted: August 22nd, 2007

   Yo mama so fat she haz to use a matress for a pad!!!!

3. 377
   lady cb 4eva said:
   Posted: August 25th, 2007

   yo mamma so stupid when the news said its going to be hilly out side she came out with 5 pots

4. 378
   lady cb 4eva said:
   Posted: August 25th, 2007

   yo mamma so ugly when you told her to look in the mirra and she looked the mirra broke into 10,000 pieces

5. 379
   bow wezzy said:
   Posted: August 25th, 2007

   yo mamma so pretty the told her that dimond rings are ugly and she gave them away

6. 380
   bow wezzy said:
   Posted: August 25th, 2007

   call me at 1800 free 411 thell tell you my adress sike losersssssssssss but my girl is ciara ang rhianna

7. 381
   yo momma said:
   Posted: August 26th, 2007

   yo momma so thin and hairy, she looks like a thermometer with a mostache, (:

8. 382
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: August 26th, 2007

   i heard red lobster was out of crabs so they called your mom

9. 383
   joe said:
   Posted: August 26th, 2007

   funny joke
   hah red lobster

10. 384
    yo mom said:
    Posted: August 26th, 2007

    your mommy is so fat she is fater than a sumo wrestler

11. 385
    James G said:
    Posted: August 29th, 2007

    Yo mamma such a whore she brushes her teethe with dicks

    Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it

    Your birth cirtificate is just an appology from the condom factory

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