806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 397
   ziyaad said:
   Posted: September 12th, 2007

   you moma was soo fat she went on the bus the bus did a weelie
   ur dads soo poor he has to go kfc to lick other peoples fingers

2. 398
   Barnabas Hoton said:
   Posted: September 14th, 2007

   yah, ya mama is so fat the pacific ocean was her bath tub

3. 399
   Barnabas Hoton said:
   Posted: September 14th, 2007

   yo mama so fat she wore a yellow rain coat out side and everyone screemed taxi

4. 400
   e-money said:
   Posted: September 14th, 2007

   yo momma so fat, she joined the army and broke the axel on a tank.

5. 401
   david g said:
   Posted: September 16th, 2007

   your mom is so poor i walkked throught her front door and triped over her back door

6. 402
   josh said:
   Posted: September 16th, 2007

   ur mumma is soo fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out

7. 403
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 19th, 2007

   yo mommma so fat some body taped her on the shoulder she turned around but no body there

8. 404
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 19th, 2007

   your m0mma so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change

9. 405
   jacko said:
   Posted: September 19th, 2007

   ya moms so ugly she makes micheal jackson look like brad pitt

10. 406
    jacko said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2007

    ya moms so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot

11. 407
    jacko said:
    Posted: September 19th, 2007

    ya moms so tall when she trips over a rock she hits her head on the moon

    ya moms so ugly when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks

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