806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 408
   jacko said:
   Posted: September 19th, 2007

   ya moms so fat when a bus hits here she turns around and says who through that rock

2. 409
   jacko said:
   Posted: September 19th, 2007

   ya moms like a door knob everyone gets a turn

   ya moms like a bubble gum machine 5 cents a blow

   ya moms like a bus 50 cents and she is ready to ride

   ya moms head is so small when she had her ears pearced she died

3. 410
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 21st, 2007

   Get off of mammas cause i just got off yours.

4. 411
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in Indiana Jones.

5. 412
   itachi56 said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so fat that she was the boulder in Indiana Jones.

6. 413
   itachi56 said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow all her skittles poped out

7. 414
   itachi56 said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so fat that she got the reward of FATTEST SUMO WRESTLER

8. 415
   itachi56 said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so ugly that when she was born the docter didi’nt know the diffrence between her face or her ass

9. 416
   itachi56 said:
   Posted: September 22nd, 2007

   yo mama so ugly that when she was littkle her parents tied a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with it

10. 417
    itachi56 said:
    Posted: September 22nd, 2007

    yo mama had a lot okf white hairs that everyone thought she wads the yeti

11. 418
    itachi56 said:
    Posted: September 22nd, 2007

    yo mama so dumb that when she was in the horror movie Saw she killed herself

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