Best Yo Momma Jokes

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  1. 34
    CHRIS said:

      THAT WAS A GOOD ONE GENNY.

  2. 35
    CHRIS said:

      YO alex moeller TELL YOUR MOTHER I FORGOT MY TROJAN WAR COMDONS.I WANT THEM BACK.

  3. 36
    Anonymous said:

      Yo Momma so fat she fell in LOVE and broke it.

  4. 37
    Kirby said:

      your moms so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

  5. 38
    Gaz said:

      Your momma is so fat she walked past the T.V and i missed 3 episodes……SAFE BLUD SIGN OUT 2000 + 7

      Reppin the UK in lil towncalled bridgnorth…..brapppppppp!

  6. 39
    Gaz said:

      your moms so fat shes got more rolls than a kingsmill bakery……Safe yo…..

  7. 40
    mike said:

      yo momma is like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingereed, and then trown to the gutter.

  8. 41
    mike said:

      yo momma so fat her paints have stretch marks.

  9. 42
    mike said:

      yo momma so big it takes 2 trains and a bus ride to get on her good side.

  10. 43
    mit said:

      you’re momma is so stupid she went into walmart and thought she was buying walls

  11. 44
    danielle said:

      yo mommas so nasty they make you eat her on fear factor
      yo mommas teeth are soo yellow when she closes her mouth her stomach lights up
      yo mommas so stupid she tried to hand herself with a bungee cord

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