806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 430
   Raihan 1 'n' only said:
   Posted: September 25th, 2007

   your skins so bad the docter prascirbed a mask

2. 431
   marques said:
   Posted: September 26th, 2007

   yo mama so fat that when she got trapped in a elephant cage, nobody noticed

3. 432
   bam said:
   Posted: September 28th, 2007

   ya mumma is so dunb she tript over a corless phone

4. 433
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: October 2nd, 2007

   yo mama sooo fat when she went on a weight scale it said please 1 person at a time!!!!!!*************hehehe i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5. 434
   2nd anoymous said:
   Posted: October 2nd, 2007

   yo mama is soo stoopid that when she heard the doorbell ring she ran to the door!!!!!!*********hahaha i love this 1 too!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. 435
   Johnson said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   Yo girlfriend so cheap I threw her a penny for sex and she gave me change..

7. 436
   Johnson said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   The first line in the Bible was mistranslated - it actually reads - ‘In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth and yo’ fat ugly Mama’

8. 437
   Johnson said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   Yo family so poor when they eat cearel they eat with a fork to save milk.

9. 438
   Johnson said:
   Posted: October 4th, 2007

   Yo moma so fat, When God said “Let there be light” He said Move yo fat ass..

10. 439
    Johnson said:
    Posted: October 4th, 2007

    Yo Mother in law so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium.

11. 440
    Johnson said:
    Posted: October 4th, 2007

    Yo momma’s so fat when she takes a shower her feet don’t get wet!

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