Best Yo Momma Jokes


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    Johnson said:

      Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!

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    kpcollier said:

      Yo Mommas so stupid, she stuck a phone up her ass and thought she was makin a booty call

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    josh said:

      ya mama is so old she still owes jesus a fiver

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    josh said:

      ya mama is so fat she would of been in E.T. but when she rode the bike across the moon the fat bitch would of caused an eclipse

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    Anonymous said:

      joe mamma is so stupid she said”im stupid”

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    playa said:

      yo mama’s like the town bike everyone had a ride

  7. 447
    playa said:

      hi people

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    swavie said:

      yo momma is so skinney when she jumped off the empire state building she started to float p.s.she wieghs 00.00000000090875467642346790987642324781234567899901098765432111234567890987654567812345678987653467765456475942586235795647623885549975439998554679253056207535294623842914328463677517775542923143659748

  9. 449
    ellis said:

      ur momma is so dumb that when she got locked in tesco she starved. ur mum soo dum she climbed over a glass wall 2 c wat was on da ova side

  10. 450
    ellis said:

      ur mum is soooooo fat dat wen she jumped out a plane she got stuck in the air

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    ellis said:

      ur dads head is sooooooo bald dat wen u rub his head u can c into da future

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