806 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 474
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so poor when i went to the front door i was already in the back door!!!!!!!!!! u cant top dat nigga >=P…. come on who wants to battle

2. 475
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she went in a car with hydrolics, the hydrolics broke… not even that, when she put her leg in the car, the car was demolished

3. 476
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat pple would use her for a trampoline

4. 477
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fall down and she eats all of them

5. 478
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow instead of skittles falling the rainbow disappeared and never came back

6. 479
   Sebastian said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat when she drank red bull her wings wouldnever work on her

7. 480
   YO MOMMA KING (Sebastian) said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat she was the health inspector for every resturant in the world

8. 481
   YO MOMMA KING (Sebastian) said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat if she were the moon bruce almighty would never get to pull her

9. 482
   YO MOMMA KING (Sebastian) said:
   Posted: November 4th, 2007

   yo momma so fat the solar system is inside her stomach

10. 483
    YO MOMMA KING (Sebastian) said:
    Posted: November 4th, 2007

    im the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nobody can top me

11. 484
    YO MOMMA KING (Sebastian) said:
    Posted: November 4th, 2007

    ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba i see u lookin at me tryna figure how i move to the beat so gooooooddd

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