Best Yo Momma Jokes


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  1. 518
    J3$$!C@ said:

      HAHA dese r guud :P

      buh can ya beet this one:

      UR MUMMA’S SO FATT SHE’S……. FAT!!
      ^^^^^^
      crappest joke evahh :L

  2. 519
    Terence said:

      yo momma’s so fat that when she got pulled over for speeding the cop said “ok all 6 of u get out of the car”

      yo momma’s so black if she sat in a jacuuzi it turns into coffee

      yo momma’s so fat and black when she goes sky diving she turns day into night

      yo momma’s teeth are so gapped that i can win a football game by kickin a field goal

      yo momma’s so fat i stuck a roll of quarters in her belly button and she shat out my laundry

  3. 520
    ROWEBLOCK 4 U BABY! said:

      yo momma so dumb in her skewl daiiz da teacher told her dat she had to do an essay and she went out to find mexican,fu**’d him and sed ESSAY-ESSAY….

  4. 521
    ROWEBLOCK 4 U BABY! said:

      I JUZ WANNA GIVE A HOLLA OWT 2 ALL MA PPLEZ BAK IN DA VALE KOZ WE DA BOMB AND WE DROP IT LIKE A F.O.B..YA NO WAH I MEAN…HAHAHA HOLLA

  5. 522
    ROWEBLOCK 4 U BABY! said:

      yo momma so fat dat we were watchn an episode of friends and she walked pass the t.v. and when she got to the other side we missed 4 seasons of friends…hahahahahahahahaha

  6. 523
    Mr person said:

      Joe mama is soooooooo stupid when i said there was a cerial killer on the loose she said ” hurry hide all the cereal!!!!”

      Beat that mother FU#$ers!

  7. 524
    Soulja Boy said:

      Yo was up my peeps

  8. 525
    Mr Person said:

      FUK U yo mamma king!
      FUK U!

  9. 526
    Mr Person said:

      Yo mama is so ugly i dont even want to think about her

  10. 527
    Tiffany Wells said:

      yo momma is like a basketball hoop every body gets a shot

  11. 528
    Tiffany Wells said:

      yo momma so stupid she put a milkshake on layway at mickey d’s

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