Best Yo Momma Jokes

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  1. 45
    kevin said:

      yo mammas so old when i told her to act her own age she died.

  2. 46
    kevin said:

      ur mommas so fat when she goes to a resturant she looks at the menu and says ok.

  3. 47
    kevin said:

      ur mommas so fat she has to wake up in sessions.

  4. 48
    kevin said:

      ur mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and a buger popped out of george washingtons nose.

  5. 49
    kevin said:

      ur mommas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each one of her farts

  6. 50
    Ash said:

      yo mamma’s ears are so big even the elephants come around fo shade

  7. 51
    John said:

      that was the best joke ever

  8. 52
    anna said:

      your momma is so dum she hit by a park car

  9. 53
    anna said:

      yo momma is dum she ran after the garbage man with a shopping list

  10. 54
    anna said:

      yo mommas ass is so hairy it looks like don kings about to pop out and say wat happend to america

  11. 55
    anna said:

      yo momma is so fat she fell in to the grand caniuon and got stuck

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