Best Yo Momma Jokes


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  1. 540
    unknown said:

      ur mums like a vending machine 50p a go

  2. 541
    unknown said:

      ur mums like a double decker bus 40p to get on top

  3. 542
    unknown said:

      ur mums so fat she thought the twin towers was a double decker sandwich

  4. 543
    Travis said:

      If I had a nickel for every time you’ve been laid, I’d be poorer than YO MOMMA

  5. 544
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat she got baptised in mustard.

  6. 545
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat she uses a hefty bag for a condom

  7. 546
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat she uses ketchup for lotion

  8. 547
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so ugly when puts on a mask she get comments.

  9. 548
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama SO black when you close your eyes you see her every time.

  10. 549
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so fat when you go to sleep she says ” sleep tight don’t let the chicken wings bite”.

  11. 550
    Anonymous said:

      YO MAMA SO WHITE WHEN ITS DARK SHE GLOW IN THE DARK. NOBODY CAN TOP THAT LAMES

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