Best Yo Momma Jokes


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  1. 617
    justin clark said:

      yo mamma so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

  2. 618
    mark said:

      yo momma so fat that when she cut her leg gravy poured out

  3. 619
    3rYn said:

      Yo Momma so fat she got on the scale and it said one at a time please

  4. 620
    Whatever said:

      Yo Momma is like a keyhloe she twist turns and easy to open!!!!!!!!!!

  5. 621
    Whatever said:

      Yo momma is so stupid she uesed rubber for a patch on her tires!!!!! What Now Punks

  6. 622
    ya mum so fat said:

      ya momma like a 7eleven open 24 7 and
      for 75 cents you can get a slurpy

  7. 623
    michael said:

      your mother is so fat that she fell in love and broke it!

  8. 624
    michael said:

      your mother is like a t.v. set even a three year old can turn her on!

  9. 625
    michael said:

      your mother is so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales start singing “we are family even though your bigger then me!”

  10. 626
    Matty said:

      your mum is so fat she eats an apple

  11. 627
    Michael F said:

      Your mothers so ugly that when she went to the beauty salon it took three hours for an estimate!

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