Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad…she gives me the hair off her back!
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes
Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, “LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington…”
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said,” let there be light” she was the one who flipped the switch
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said “let there be light” he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
Your mom’s teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled “oil spill!”
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.
Yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a burger popped out of George Washington’s nose!!!!!
Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
You’re mama is so nasty that when I asked her where we were going to go to have fun she jumped on the table, and opened her legs and said, “Bush Gardens baby!”
Posted: February 22nd, 2008
Hey here’’s a heap of jokes for ya
Yo mama so fat, I asked her to do a push up, and she got one from the Ice Cream truck.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought grape nuts was an STD.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Delta Airlines was a Sorority.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on guess jeans, the answer popped out.
Yo mama so poor, during the holidays, she watches a tape of other people unwrapping presents.
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.
Yo mama so old, I use her wrinkles as a cheese grater.
Yo mama so nasty, that when she go to the beach, cats bury her.
Yo mama so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob.
Yo mama so nasty, when yo daddy wants sex, he tells her to get out of the car.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a phone up her ass to make a booty call.
Yo mama so fat, she masturbates to cookbooks.
Yo mama so fat, her fingernails got stretch marks.
Yo mama ain’t so bad…she gives me the hair off her back!
Yo mama is so fat, she walked past the TV and I missed 7 episodes of 60 minutes
Yo mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch like, “LA, Detroit, Dallas, Washington…”
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said,” let there be light” she was the one who flipped the switch
Yo mama is so old that when Jesus said “let there be light” he told your mom to move her fat ass out of the way.
Your mom is so fat, she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the elephant began to throw peanuts at her.
Your mom’s teeth are so yellow that whenever she smiles, cars slow down
Your mom is so fat and black that when she went into the ocean, everyone yelled “oil spill!”
Your mom is so fat that she played King Kong’s stunt double
Your mom is so old that Jesus is in her yearbook.
Yo mamma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a burger popped out of George Washington’s nose!!!!!
Your mamma’s so old I told her to act her own age and she died.
Yo mamma’s so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate.
What’s the difference between your mom and a whore?…the whore gets paid.
You’re mama is so nasty that when I asked her where we were going to go to have fun she jumped on the table, and opened her legs and said, “Bush Gardens baby!”
Posted: February 27th, 2008
yo mommaso fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Posted: February 27th, 2008
wow thats awsome but i know the best yo momma joke in the world but u gotta win the contest
Posted: February 27th, 2008
yo momma so ugly she looks like you
Posted: February 27th, 2008
yo momma is so ugly she u
Posted: March 4th, 2008
Yo Momma teeth is so yellow she turned to the sun and the sun said i give up
Posted: March 5th, 2008
yo momma so fat up her but and around the corner is a street
Posted: March 6th, 2008
yo momma so fat, she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.
Posted: March 7th, 2008
your muma so fat when wen she jummped in the swimmingpool people shouted tidlewave
Posted: March 8th, 2008
yo mamma so poor,when you got on your skateboard,she said”get off the family car!”
Posted: March 8th, 2008
your momma so old her birth certificate says EXPIRED!!!!!!!on it.