690 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 56
   anna said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   yo mamma so old it say expired on her birth certificate

2. 57
   anna said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   yo mommas so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

3. 58
   anna said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   ur momas so shoet u can see her feet on her drvers lisence

4. 59
   StephenClement said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry

5. 60
   giANNI said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   UR MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAS TO IRON HER PANTS ON HER DRIVE WAY

6. 61
   John Smith said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo moma is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ugly………I would know….I was with her last night

7. 62
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat all her relationships are long distance.

8. 63
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo momma is so poor EVEN the poor kids in Africa donated money.

9. 64
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo mamma’s so ugly she put the BOOGY MAN out of business

10. 65
    Mac said:
    Posted: March 23rd, 2007

    Yo mamma is so ugly we had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the damn dogs to play wit her

11. 66
    Mac said:
    Posted: March 23rd, 2007

    Yo momma is so fat she tried using 3 tampons, but they just couldn’t stay in.
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