yo mommy is so stupid that i told i got a razar and she said ” oh don’t cut yourself!!!”
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yo mommy is sooo skinny that the strip club hired her…as the pole
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yo mommy is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she opened the microwave.
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yo momma is soo fat that she has to tuck her fat in her pockets.
I <3 YO MOMMA
ohhh and tell her last night was great
Posted: March 27th, 2008
ur mom…is like easy mac cheese…i put her in the microwave…she gets a lil hot…& i eat her out.
Posted: March 27th, 2008
ur moms so black and fart so much…tht in her neighborhood…they called her ”requifa”
Posted: March 27th, 2008
yo mommy is so stupid that i told i got a razar and she said ” oh don’t cut yourself!!!”
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yo mommy is sooo skinny that the strip club hired her…as the pole
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yo mommy is so stupid i rang the doorbell and she opened the microwave.
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yo momma is soo fat that she has to tuck her fat in her pockets.
I <3 YO MOMMA
ohhh and tell her last night was great
Posted: March 29th, 2008
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT SHE SAT ON WALMART AND LOWERED THE PRICES!
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so fat she has a sign on her that says wide turns.
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so stupid somebody said you dropped ur pocket and she asked where.
Posted: April 3rd, 2008
yo momma so ugly she mad ur dad cry.
Posted: April 4th, 2008
YO MOMMAS NECK IS SO BLACK AND DIRTY WHEN YO DAD GAVE HER A HICKEY YOU CANT EVEN SEE IT
Posted: April 19th, 2008
your mommas so old she went to the third grade with jesus
Posted: April 19th, 2008
Yo mommas so fat that when god said let there be light he told her to move
Posted: April 26th, 2008
yo mamas so fat, she fills the tub then adds the water!