Best Yo Momma Jokes


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  1. 749
    jj said:

      yomoma so poor ‘I walked in the front door and triped over the back gate

  2. 750
    bob harris said:

      your mums so poor when i went in her house with a ciggert and it went out she sed who turned off the heating

  3. 751
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch

  4. 752
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so fat that when she puked she drowned everyone

  5. 753
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so fat she dips her carrots in mayonaise

  6. 754
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so dumb when i rang the doorbell she checked the microwave

  7. 755
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so fat she covered chocolate around her pill

  8. 756
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so fat every time she writes with a pencil it brakes

  9. 757
    kyndel said:

      your momma is so ugly when my friend looked at her he killed him self. CURSE YOUR MOM!!!!

  10. 758
    kyndel said:

      your mom is so ugly and scaring i called 911 when i saw her

  11. 759
    kyndel said:

      yo momma is so fat…….wait whered she go? oh im standing on her.

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