694 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 67
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Yo momma is so fat, on her passport identification its reads: PICTURE IS CONTINUED ON NEXT 5 PAGES.

2. 68
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   YO MAMMA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A MAP JUST TO FIND HER ASS.

3. 69
   Mac said:
   Posted: March 23rd, 2007

   Gianni, you just got that joke from YO MOMMA. I watched it today with Chris and Harp you dumb sh*t

4. 70
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   yo mamma is fat she stepped on a talking scale, and it said “GET THE HELL OFF!!”

5. 71
   Anonymous said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   Yo MaMmA’s FaT, WhEn ShE BeNdS OvA, We Go InTo DaYlIgHt SaViNgS TiME…

6. 72
   butter said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow skool bus go by filled with white kids and said “stop that twinkie”

7. 73
   butter said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   yo mamma so fat your daddy had too roll her in the flowers to find the wet spot.

8. 74
   butter said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   yo mamma so poor i asked her to watch color tv she said “were out of crayons.”

9. 75
   butter said:
   Posted: March 27th, 2007

   yo mamma so poor i asked her to use the bathroom she said “pick a corner.”

10. 76
    joe big said:
    Posted: March 28th, 2007

    Ure momma is so fat when she hauls ass, it takes her two trips!!!
    beat that

11. 77
    Anonymous said:
    Posted: March 28th, 2007

    yo mamma is ugly she needs 2 wear a paper bag ove her head so no1 can c her ulgy face

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