709 Responses to “Best Yo Mama Joke”

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1. 89
   Nathan said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2007

   yo momma so ugly people thought she was chubackaof of star wars and asked her for her autograph autograph

2. 90
   hentaiman joe said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2007

   Your momma is so fat that she ate popoo and leeched off a cheat engine from maplestory.net NIGGA!!!
   !!!!!!!

3. 91
   James-Sergey said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2007

   Yo Momas Like a McDonalds Double Quarter Pounder, Give her 2 Quarters just to pound her and the cheese was optional.

4. 92
   James-Sergey said:
   Posted: April 4th, 2007

   Yo Momas like a McDonalds Happy Meal , all her meals are happy

5. 93
   ya mum said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   Ya mummas so fat she goes to mcdonalds and they ask her wat she doesn’t want

6. 94
   ya mum said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   ya mummas so dumb she got run over by a parked car

7. 95
   ya mum said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   ya mummas so fat when u get on top of her ur ears pop

8. 96
   ya mum said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   ya mummas so fat when i did her last night i burnt my ass on the light bulb

9. 97
   ya mum said:
   Posted: April 5th, 2007

   ur mummas so fat it takes a whole cotton field to make her a tampon

10. 98
    greg said:
    Posted: April 5th, 2007

    yo moma is so fat jesus can’t lift her spirit

11. 99
    greg said:
    Posted: April 5th, 2007

    yo moma is so ugly and black she look like a chewd up tootsie roll

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