Yo momma’s so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she’s labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo momma’s so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she’d be the mascot.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
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Yo momma’s so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo momma’s so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo momma’s so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo momma’s so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
Yo momma’s so greasy, she butters bread with her tongue.
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