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Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes – 4

Yo momma is so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples. Yo momma is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur. Yo momma is so old, she shits rocks. Yo momma is so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda. Yo momma is so old, she walked into an antique store and […]

Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes – 6

Yo momma is so old, she has all the apostles in her black book. Yo momma is so old, she has an autographed bible. Yo momma is so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo momma is so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on […]

Yo Momma So Old Jokes – 2

Yo momma is so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died. Yo momma is so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories. Yo momma is so old, she baby-sat for Jesus. Yo momma is so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments. Yo momma is so old, she drove a chariot to […]

Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes – 3

Yo momma is so old, she’s heard all these yo momma jokes. Yo momma is so old, she owes Moses a quarter. Yo momma is so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park. Yo momma is so old, she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma is so old, she sat next to Lincoln […]

Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes – 5

Yo momma is so old, she farts out mummy dust. Yo momma is so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket. Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook. Yo momma is so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook. Yo momma is so old, she […]

Yo Momma Is So Old Jokes – 1

Yo momma is so old and fat that when God said “Let there be Light”, he told her to move her fat ass out of the way. Yo momma is so old, her birth-certificate expired. Yo momma is so old, her birthday expired. Yo momma is so old, her memory is in black and white. […]




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