816 Yo Momma Jokes in “December 2009 Momma Jokes”
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Yo momma is so fat, santa hides his sleigh behind her to take a break on christmas eve…
YOUR momma IS so OLD she OWES jesus A dollar
yo momma sooooo fat………when she turns around ,people throw her a welcome back party….
yo momma soo fat … she uses a vcr as a beeper
yo momma so po i rang the door bell and SHE said DING DONG
Yo momma’s so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
Yo momma’s so ugly Bob the Builder said,”We can’t fix that!”
Yo momma’s so old I told her to act her age and she died
Yo momma’s so short she commited suicide by jumping off the curb
your momma
YOUR MAMMA SO FAT SHE USES DIET SOUP
Yo momma’s ass is so big when she sits, she’s six feet tall
Yo momma is so dumb she thought a plane was a plate