yo momma so fat that when she went to use the bathroom she sat on the toliet and broke the toliet the repair man had to come and fix it but she was to fat to get off the toliet
there was a man baby siting a girl so he went in the shower the girl asked can i come in he said yer shore so they were in the shower and there girl asked whats that he said thats my little man so he wakes up in hospital the next day and didnt know what happend so the girl said your man spat at me so i bit him of.
yo mamma so stuiped she went to the zoo by the whales and the whales thought she was one of them or you could say whales started singing we are family even thouh your fater then me
yo mamma so fat she went to the zoo by the whales and the whales thought she was one of them or you could say whales started singing we are family even thouh your fater then me
yo momma so fat she wa walkin down da street an seen a yellow skool bus full of white kids bus goin down the street an she yelled………….aaaaaa stop that twinky
yo mamma is so fat she jumps on a railroad tracks and the conducter says exuse me ladys and gentalmen we will be moving shortly we have a trian in front of us
i was sittinq in a room. dark. cold. wonderinq how much lonqer do i hav to linqer? then i started to qet inpatient thinkinq, how much lonqer before i use my finger
yo mama sooo stupid she bought cotten candy she ate of it all and she went outside saw a cloud and said i want my cotten candy ill get a ladder b and get it!
Yo momma is so big, she rents a dump truck to go grocery shopping
Tweetyo momma so ugly the beast said wow what happened to u
Tweetyo mamma is so so so so fat …
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Tweetyo momma is so poor that she uses cheerios as earings
Tweetyo so ugly yo momma tried plastic surgery on you and failed
Tweetyo so fat every time she turn around she in another state
TweetYo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
TweetYo Mama so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Tweetyo momma is so big you will need directions to go around her
Tweetyo mama is so hairy it looks like don king is gonna pop out and say “only in america”
TweetYo mama is fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerrang
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on a cloud she said opps ahh boing
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on a cloud she said opps ahh boing
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she went to use the bathroom she sat on the toliet and broke the toliet the repair man had to come and fix it but she was to fat to get off the toliet
Tweetjit
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she went to the zoo they thought she was a hippo
Tweetyoure momma is so fat dora cant explore her
Tweetyour mama is so short she coudn’t give birth
Tweetyour mama is so supid she her house butt and her son crack and she called the cops and said i looked all up my butt but cant find my crack
Tweetyo momma is like a tv a 2 year old can turn her on
Tweetjkd;soepep can touch this derdaderdaderadadrde
Tweetanccm
Tweetyo momma so fat she has to get baptised in seaworld
Tweetyo mama is so fat i took a picture if her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyo momma so fat when she goes to the beach green peace keep throwing her back into the ocean
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly when she looked out the window she gaot arested for mooning
Tweetyo mama is so tall,when she did a backflip,she hit jesus in the head
Tweetyo mamma is so black that when the police shot her at night the bullet came back asking for a flashlight
Tweetyo mommo/so poor she ate her cornflakes with a fork to save milk
TweetYour mama was so fat that when she was in the 100m race she was already there
Tweethhemann is a homo
Tweetyo momma is so fat wen shee went to space there was no space
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Tweethow do u get a abo in to a bath chuck a dollar in
Tweetyou see an abo walkin into a pub a guy asked him weres ur athother shoe mate found 1
Tweetrepersent hills sport
Tweetyour so ugly the docter slap ur mom 4 having u
Tweetur momma is so fat the docter ask her to go on the wayer scale he said i want your wait not ur number
Tweetwhy did the sorlies go to space to see the soler system
Tweetto momma wore a yellow coat and people yelled out taxi
Tweetyour mamas so fat she made a u into a o
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Tweetur dick is hariy
Tweetyo mama is so stupid when she went to watch t.v she sat on the t.v and watch the couch.
Tweetyo mama is so fat she needed a monster truck
Tweetyo mama is so hairy its like in afur
Tweettarei n tyrone were here at my house
Tweetur so ugly the docter slaped ur momm 4 having u
Tweetur momma is so fat she got babtised at sea world
Tweetu mummy so fat when she stood on scales the arrow went round 6 times
Tweetur momma is so fat i took a piture of her last chrismas and its still printing
Tweetk
TweetYour momma’s so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
TweetYo momma’s so fat,
Tweetshe makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic
Why don’t you laugh at an abo on a bike?
Tweet.It’s probably yours.
What do you call an abo going down a water slide?
TweetSewage
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Tweetyo momma soooooo so uqly
Tweetshe tryda take a bath nd the water ran out
yo momma so fat i got on the train and they said we will be moving shortly there is a train in the way.
Tweetyo momma so black she stepped out of the car and the oil light came on
Tweetyo mommas so ghetto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out
Tweetyo momma so nastey i youesed the toilet and got pregent
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walks in front of the tv i miss three seasons of Family Guy
Tweetyo momma so hairy she had a child die of carpet burn
Tweetyo momma so poor she can barely afoard generic frosted flakes
Tweetyo momma so poor she asks hobos for money
TweetYo momma is so stupid she thought fruit punch was gay boxing
Tweetyo momma is soooo stupid that when the doorbell rang she opend the oven!!
Tweetyo mama so fat she doesn’t go over the hill she is the hill
Tweetyo mama so ugly she scared freddy crougar away
Tweetyo momma so stupid she robbed a bank and hid i a police car
TweetYo momma so fat even jesus couldn’t lift her spirit
Tweetyo mama so fat
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Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo momma is so fat she make Kiko the Whale look like a Smartie
Tweetyo mama so ugly she scared freddy crougar away
Tweetwaz up hermnann im in da libary
TweetRUDE YO MOMMA JOKS
Tweetyo momma so ugly
TweetYo momma so hairy, the only language she speaks is Wookie
Tweetyo momma so fat a car hit her in the car flew
Tweetyo mama so fat, she went to bob the builder and bob the builder said “Sorry I can’t fix it”
TweetYo mama so fat that people use her as a life saving boat on the sea!
Tweetyo moma so big nd fat wen she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
TweetYo Dadda so fat, yo mamma doesn’t look fat
Tweetyo momma so ugly she came out of king kong
Tweetyo mama is so short she cant go outside because she might drown
TweetYo mama is so stupid she returned a donut cause it had a hole in it
Tweetyo mama so stupid she sat on the t.v and watched the couch
TweetYo momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck…
TweetYo momma is so fat, her blood type is rock and roll!
TweetYo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the people in Indonesia said, “OH no! Not again!”-G-dog thats rite!
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Tweetyo mom is so fat she rolls off both sides of the bed
Tweetur mom is so ew she cant even spell ew?
Tweetyo mom is so fat i have to roll over twice just to get off of her
Tweetyo mom is so ugly even a hippnotizt wony loo her in the eye
Tweetyo mom is so fat her pants size is bith lose some whight
Tweetyo moms so stupid she tryed to wake up a sleeping bag
Tweetman who here is going to say some good jokes?
TweetYour mom is so fat she ate a sumo wrestler for a midnight snack
Tweetyour mom is so fat a school bus ran over her and she thought she got stung by a bee
Tweetyo mom is so poor she could not even afford a free loaf of bread
Tweetyo mama is so fat she got baptized at sea world!
Tweetyo mom is so fat i had to roll over twice just to get off of her
TweetYo mama is os ugly she made guard dogs shit them selves
TweetYour so ugly when u throw a boomarang it refused to come back
Tweetyo mamas like a yoyo she goes anywhere anytime at any length.
Tweetyo mama so fat she walked pass the movie theater in the ppl didnt no wat exit it was on
Tweetyo momma so fat she was baptized at sea word
TweetYo momma so fat when she gats sick and turns yellow people say watch out for the school bus
TweetYo momma so stupid the only language she speaks is wookie
TweetYo momma so nasty cause her and a computer both carry viruses
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a peephole on a glassdoor
Tweetur momma so fat her shadow weighs 400 pounds
TweetYo Momma So Hairy The Only Language She Speaks Is Wookie
Tweetyour mumma so ugly she goes to a resturuant, sits down and looks at the menu and says “OK”
Tweetyo mama so stupid that when she said,she was hungry
Tweetshe said,today im going to subway, she went on the subway
train.
yo mommas so fat she has nore chins than a chinese phonebook
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she wore a yellow coat and the shouted taxi
Tweetwats up
Tweetyour mum is so dumb, she starred at a orange juice box for 20 minutes coz is said ‘concentrate’.
Tweetyour mommas so fat that she mistaked a bus for a twinkie
Tweetyo momma so fat she had to go to sea world to get baptisted
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarter back is a refund!!
Tweetyour mums so ugly she went to an ugly competition and said sorry no perfetionals
Tweetyo momma so poor
Tweetyo momma so fat
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE STEPPED ON THE SCALE SHE SAW 954 AND THE REST OF HER PHONE NUMBER.
Tweetthere was a man baby siting a girl so he went in the shower the girl asked can i come in he said yer shore so they were in the shower and there girl asked whats that he said thats my little man so he wakes up in hospital the next day and didnt know what happend so the girl said your man spat at me so i bit him of.
Tweetyo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Tweetur mom is my mom
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a monster truck and it became a low rider
Tweetyo momma so fat that she fat
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on a blue whale and it sank
Tweetyo mommas so stupid that she pulled the ring out of the gernade to put it on her ear
Tweetyo mamas so fat she uses the equater as her belt
Tweetyo momma so cheap when her family eats cereal they use forks to save milk
Tweetyo momma so cheep when she went to Mc dinalds she put a milkshake on layby
Tweetyo momma so cheap when she goes to KFC she licks peoples fingers clean.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stood on the scale it said …to be continued…
Tweetyo momma so fat when she bungie jumps the bridge falls down with her
Tweetyo momma so fat she irons her cloths on the driveway
Tweetyo mama like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by mexicans !
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she went to the doctor and stepped on the scale the doctor said,”whoa!thats my phone number!”
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TweetYo momma so stupid and gay she so stupid
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Tweetyo mama so UGLY
TweetYo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence
Tweetyo mamas so fat when she jumed in the air she got stuck
Tweetwhat do you call a black pizza?
Tweetyo mama so dumb when she saw a black pizza she thout it was kimbo slice
TweetYo mama’s breath is sooo smelly its bottled for chemical warare
TweetYo momma is so fat that when she jumped into the ocean all the whales sang “WE ARE FAMILY!” lol!
TweetYo momma is so old her birth cirtificate says EXPIRED!
Tweetyo mama is so fat even dora cant explore er
Tweetyour mums so fat when sche goes up to space there was no space
Tweetyou mum so dumb when she bought a banana, she took it back because it was bent
TweetYo Momma’s So Hairy She has Afros on her nipples
TweetYo momma so stupid that when she bought a donut she returned it because it had a hole in it.
TweetYo mama is so stupid she locked her keys in her motorcycle
TweetYo mamas teeth is so yellow her tonsils got sunburn
TweetYour momma is so fat, when she got a paper cut bacon grease and tasty cakes came out.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she llook under her bed something saise lose some weight
TweetYo momma is like a cheerleader, she spits and spreads.
Tweetyo momma so poor tht she saw a cocroach and said ”gjmme bak my lunch
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got kicked out the M&M factory for throwin away all the Ws
TweetYo momma so fat when she saw Santa she said “Dang you is skinny boy”!
TweetYo momma is like a Sweedish girl , a Tiger cuddles up next to her then finds a new model cuddle with.
Tweetyo mamma so fat she put on lip stick with a pamper on
Tweetur mom is so fat when she wlked passed the tv i missed 10 tv shows
Tweetur mom wears so much makeup when she put it on is time to take it off
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Tweetyo’mumma’s so dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she walked passed the t.v. i missed 30 seasons of sponge bob
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she got locked in the bathroom and pissed her pants
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she walked into a dog contest and came out with a 1st place gold trophy
Tweetyo momma so goth she makes happy meals cry
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she stepped on the scales it said to be continued…
Tweethow did the titanic sink? ya mamma stepped on it
Tweetyo mommas so fat when i rolled over i was still on top of her
Tweetya mumma so fat she flattened britain by jumping up and down
Tweetyo mommas so old when they told her to act her age she died
Tweetya mumma so dumb she is blonder than britney(spears)and if you still cant recognise britney u r a dumb ass aswell
Tweetya mumma so fat she could feed africa for a decade
Tweetya muum
Tweetya mumm so fat she broke the bungee
Tweethello yo mamma-ers
Tweetyo mommas so ugly they mistook her for jabba (off star-wars)
Tweetya mumma so dumb she doesnt know the difference between male and female she thought she married a man
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she cant spell her own name
Tweetyo mommas so dumb when she went to the zoo she thought the sign that said TIGER meant PETTING ZOO
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Tweetyo mommas so huge when she sneezes she wipes out half the contenent.
Tweetya mumma so dumb that she didnt know where to give birth
Tweetyo mommas so stupid when you were a lil bubby she thought you were a football.
Tweetya mumma so dumb tht she went to the zoo and thought thetiger was a cuddly toy
Tweetyo mammma a man
TweetYour momma’s so fat she’s fat
Tweetyo momma so black she got in her car and the oil light came on!
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Tweetyo momma so old she remembers the first time a dinosaur chased her
Tweetyo mama is so fat she went a restaraunt looked at the menu and sad ok
Tweetyo mamma is so hairy you can use her hair to keep warm
Tweetggtf
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she enterd a ugly contest and they siad no pro,s aloud
Tweetyour moms fat
Tweetyo mamma so poor that when i went over to your house to ride your skatboard she yelled ”GET OFF THE FAMILY CAR”!!!!!!!
Tweetyo mamma so stuiped she went to the zoo by the whales and the whales thought she was one of them or you could say whales started singing we are family even thouh your fater then me
Tweetyo mamma so fat she went to the zoo by the whales and the whales thought she was one of them or you could say whales started singing we are family even thouh your fater then me
Tweetyo moma so black i slaped her she turned white
Tweetyo moma so dirty when she went to take a shower the shower said im good
Tweetyo momma so fat we played bowling on her stress marks
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sat on the tv and nd watched the couch
Tweetyo mammas head so small she uses a tea-bag as a pillow
TweetYo mama so nasty thatshe pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh
Tweetyo mumma soooo dum wen she took a crap on da crapper she said who wants chocolate. im from new zealand o yea
Tweethamish love piks his warts and liks them .ps he goes to woodleigh school newplymouth new zealand
Tweethow do you get a mom in a bath put 1 cent in how do you get your mum out of a bath put soap in
Tweetyour mumma so fat shes fat
Tweetjess fairclough is a smelly person
TweetBen French
Tweetyo mommas so fat she feel in love and broke it
Tweetyo mommas so fat she feel in love and broke it
Tweetyo mommas so fat she feel in love and broke it
Tweetyo mommas so fat she feel in love and broke it
Tweetyo mommas so fat people jog around her for exercise
Tweetyo momma is so fat when her beeper goes off people think she is baking up
Tweetyo momma is so stupid when your daddy said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she made an onion cry
Tweetyo momma’s armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a headlock
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she went to the sea to swim the whales started singing “we are family”
Tweetlool
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Tweetyo momma’s like a hover she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet
Tweetyo momma is so fat when i swerved to oviod her on the road i ran out of petrol
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she lays on the beach people run around her shouting “Free WIlly!”
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she thought babies came from the infantry
Tweetyo momma’s so ugly when people walk past her in september they say “wow, is it halloween already?”
Tweetyo momma’s so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Tweetyo mama so fat when she went swimming china called and said we have a new world
Tweetyour mama is fat
TweetYo mamma so stupid she went DFS and sat on the floor.
TweetYo mamma so stupid she went DFS and sat on floor
Tweetyour momma so stupid she thought credit crunch was a cereal bar
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and cme outside with a application form
Tweetyo momma so dumb she bought herself a birthday card and put a fiver inside it.
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she got ran over by a parked car
Tweetyo mommas like a merry go round everyone gets a go
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she went to the cinemas she sat next to everyone
Tweetyo mamma so at she wore a yellow coat and everyone shouted here comes the school bus
Tweetyo momma so ugly franenstien ran from her
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made me went blind
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she sat on walmart she lowered the prices
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Tweetyo mom is so stupid she brought a spoon the the supper bowl
TweetYo momma is such a whore, her stripper name is slurpee. Cause for $1.99, she’d give you a Big Gulp.
TweetYo momma is so fat, all her relationships are long distance
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Tweetyo mamas so fat when she sat on a dollar four qurtors poped out
TweetYo mama got 1 eye and 1 leg they call her eyedrop
TweetYo Momma so fat, i filled a bath tub with a cup of water, and it still over-flowed when she got in! :L -emily
Tweetyo mamas so poor
Tweetyo mamas so ugly
Tweetyo momma so old she kne burger king when he was still a prince!!!
Tweetyo momma so old she was strippin at da last supper for blessings!
Tweetyo mamma so skinny when she went sideway she disappear
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she went to kunturkey fried chicken and suck other people fingers
TweetYo momma so fat she stepped on da scale and it said one at a time please!
Tweetyo momma so fat when she got hot he said stop popping my pimples
Tweetyo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it sid to be continued
Tweetyo momma so old and so stupid when adam gve eve his rib she asked if she was gonna eat it
Tweetyo momma so fat she is like a new york subway tunnel cuz she is dirty, smelly, and full of people
Tweeti dont even have to say anything bad because yo momma face says everything
Tweetyo momma’s teeth are so big when she walks out of best buy people say where are you going with those ipods
Tweetyo momma is hairy the only language she speaks is wookies ggggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Tweetyo momma has a dick
Tweetramon pena is cool
Tweetyo momma is so old, she farts out dust
Tweetyour mom is so fat she is on both sides of the family
Tweetyour mom she so fat her pants size is bithch lose some whight
TweetYo Momma is so poor she ate cerial with a fork to save milk
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Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out
Tweetyour mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skitteles poped out
Tweetyour mamma is so poor I asked to use her bathroom and she said pick a coorner
Tweetyo momma so nasty she gave her viberater a infection
Tweetyo momma like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and threw in the gutter
Tweetyo momma so dumb she cant afford to put in her 2 cents
Tweetyo momma so poor she cant afford to put in her 2 cents
Tweetyo momma is ugly that when you were born the docter said i don,t serve bitchs like you only my son
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she sat down with her son on the couch he flew to africa
Tweetyo momma so poor, i asked her why she picking up cans she said she was moving
Tweetyo momma so getto that when she breast feed kool aid comes out
TweetYo mama so old that she can breastfeed backwards!!!!! hahaha
TweetYo mama so ugly when she thew a boomarang it never came back!
TweetJack and Jill went up the hill then they fell off. The hill was yo mama!
TweetYo mama so fat when she went to china in green bikines. Everyone started to screeam godzilla!
TweetYurr mumma is
Tweetdumbb :L
Bethss mumm is so ugly and fat and stupidd
Tweetshee gave accidentall birthh to bethh lolol :L:L:L
Bethh is so uglyyy. HaaHaaa! :L
Tweetfat mama joke
Tweetyo mama so fat they had a slumber party in her panties
Tweetyo momma is so fat
Tweetyou momma is cheap when you asked for an x-box 360 she cut an x out of a box and made it do a 360
Tweetyou momma is so poor she went running after a garbage truck with a grocery list
Tweetyour momma’s so fat she sat on walmart and lowered the prices.
TweetYo mama like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Tweetyo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left
Tweetyo momma so nasty she poured sand down her pants to keep the crabs healthy
Tweetyo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Tweetyo momma so stupid she got lost in the bathroom
TweetYo momma is so black, when i shot her, the bullet came back asking for a flashlight!!!
TweetYO MOMMA SO POOR SHE EAT HER CERAL WIT A FORK 2 SAVE MILK
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she see a yellow bus she thinks it’s a twinkie
Tweetyo momma so cheap that on her coach bag it said assistant coach
Tweetyo momma so poor she she waves a pop sicle around and calls it aie conditioning
Tweetyo mama is so ghetto that when she breast feeds kool-aid comes out!!!
Tweetyo mama is so fat that she’s taller laying down!
TweetYo momma is so stupid that she had to jump over a glass to look at the other side…
Tweetyo momma’s so lazy her wheel chair reclines
TweetYo mamma’s so ugly God said, “Let there be light,” and suddenly changed His mind.
Tweetyo momma so nasty i went to her house and asked her what was for dinner and she put her foot on the table and said, “Corn!”
Tweetyo momma so nasty that she did a split and stuck to the ground.
Tweetyo momma so old she saw the Pssion of the Christ live
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Tweetyo momma so ugly she scared stevie wonder
Tweetyo moma’s so stupid i told her to do the robot and she gave R2D2 AIDS!!
Tweetyo moma’s do ugly she scares blind people!
Tweetyo moma’s like a toilet fat,white, and smells like shit.
Tweetyo mama is so poor when i came over to ask whats for dinner she opened up her legs and said crabs.
Tweetyour mom’s like u HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tweetyo momma so nasty she put ice cream down her pants just to keep the crabs fresh
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she take a shower her feet dont get wet
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she was getting robbed she got stabbed in the neck and said if you scracth me one more time
Tweetyo momma is so fat dora cant explore her
Tweetyour momma is so dark when she went to night school she was marked absent
Tweetyour momma is so nasty
Tweetyo moomma is so fat she ate her fingers thinking they were tootsie rolls.
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Tweetyour mama is so fat she steped on a scale and it said to be contiunde
Tweetyo mama is so fat she got babitised in sea world
Tweetso stupid
Tweetyo mama so stupid she tripted over a wirlles phone
TweetYO MAMAM UGLY
Tweetyo momma so fat she came from both sides of the family
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she walk in the ugly contest they said no profeshoinals
TweetYour mamma is soo hairy, she got afros on her titties!
Tweetyo mama is sooo fat that she chased after a bus and said catch that twinkie
Tweetyo mama is sooo fat her pants size is bitch lose some weight
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she stole free bread
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she put 2 quaters by her ears and thought she was listin to 50cent
TweetYO MOMMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS A YELLOW SUIT THE SUN GETS JEALOUS
TweetYO MOMMA SO POOR THAT WHEN A GUY SAT ON A SKATEBOARD SHE SAID GET OFF MY HOUSE!
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WEARS RED CLOTHES PEOPLE THINK SHE IS SANTA CLAUS
Tweetyo mamma issss soooooooooo dumb she tryed to shave her wart/pimple off
Tweetyo momma is so fat when they cut her open for surgery gravy came out
Tweeti just pooped myself
Tweetyo mama so stupid the newscaster said its gonna be a sunny day and she said “YES RAIN”
Tweetoyur moma is soooooooo fat wen she farts it cause globel warming
Tweetyo momma so fat when we said it was cold outside she went to go get a bowl!
Tweetyo momma is so old, she was at the after-party when jesus delivered the ten commandments!
Tweetyo momma so fat, she sat on an arch and made an “m”
Tweetyo momma sooooo fat……..um,uhhhhh……….what ever, just loose some frickin weight!
Tweetyo momma so fat, flaver flav saw her and said daaaaaamn!
Tweetyo momma so fat she wa walkin down da street an seen a yellow skool bus full of white kids bus goin down the street an she yelled………….aaaaaa stop that twinky
Tweetyo momma so dumb when they asked her lets go see the pro bowl she ran into the bathroom
Tweetyo mama so fat she went to kfc and liked other peoples fingers
TweetYo mommas so short, she took suicide of a curb.
TweetYo mommas so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.
TweetYo mommas so fat that when she sat on the toilet it sang, “A,B,C,D,E,F,G, get yo fat ass off of me
Tweetyour mother is so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Tweetyo momma is so poor for xmas she got u a box put an x on it spun that bitch and said there’s ur xbox 360!
Tweetyo mamma so fat she fell in the grand cynon and got stuck.
Tweetyo momma so stupid she went to bed with a ruler to tell how long she slept.
Tweetyo mamma is lazier than biggie smalls left eye
Tweetyo mamma is so black she was born a shadow
TweetYo mama so ugly when santa clause came down the chimny he said ho, ho, holy shit
TweetYo mama is so fat, that’s the reason astronaghts havent gone past the moon
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TweetYo momma stepped on a scale and they said sorry dont weigh livestock
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house!
Tweetyo mom is so black. If she took off her shirt and put on a skirt she would look like Marvin the Martian
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TweetYour momma just like a brick, she gets laid by Mexicans.
Tweetyo mommas so fat when i went inback of her i got lost
Tweetyo mommas so fat that shes fat
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she kept u
Tweetyour momma so ugly. she ugly
TweetYo momma is so fat when she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell!!!!
Tweetyo momma so nasty she sucked yo daddy dick and kissed you goodnite
Tweetyomomma so fat whwn she rolled over four quarters sne made a dollar
Tweetyour mamma is so…. um rere that she ate her two left feet
Tweetyo mamma is so fat, that when i drove around her, i ran out of gas
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid, that she stole free bread
Tweetyo momma so retarted she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer
Tweetyo momma is like a hardware store only 10cents a screw
Tweetyo mama so fat she
Tweetyo momma got one eye one leg she was a watress at ihop
Tweetyo mama smokes so much, amy winehouse told her to go to rehab, and she said” NO,NO,NO”
TweetYa Momma So Cross-Eyed When She Cry Tears Roll Down Her Back! Maj
Tweetyoo momma is gay
TweetYo momma is so fat, santa hides his sleigh behind her to take a break on christmas eve
TweetYO MAMA is so stupid she put a paper on top of a TV and called it paper view
TweetYo Mama is so stupid she put a paper on top of a TV and called it PAPERVIEW
Tweetyo momma calls me betty crocker, cuz I always frost her muffin
Tweetyo momma’s a black kick boxer, they call her Bimbo Slice
Tweetyo momma’s so stupid I asked her why her teeth were so yellow and she said “From telling corny jokes!”
Tweetyo momma’s so ugly not even Tiger Woods’s caddy would hit that
TweetWhat the heck is all this!? “The best yo momma jokes” ?!
TweetPfft, you all can’t make a good joke to save YO MOMMA!
your mum is so ugly your dad takes her to work so he dosent have to kiss her goodbye
Tweetyo mamma so gay, it make ellen degeneres straight
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped off a cliff and everyone yelled eclipse
TweetYo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
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TweetYo momma so scary she made freddy kruegar have nightmares!
TweetYo mama so ugly, she made taylor swift look like chucky the killer doll!
Tweetyo mamma is so fat Dora can’t even explore her
TweetYO momma so ugly I thought she was a peanut
TweetYour mom is so so so fat she is just fat
TweetYo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”
TweetYo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
TweetYo momma so dirty, she’s like a hockey player. She changes her pads every three periods.
TweetYo mama so stupid, when she saw a school bus going down the road she yeld “Twinkie!”
TweetYo mama so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
TweetYama so fat, Jabba the Hutt said “D*mn!”
TweetYo mama so big and hairy, when she went into the woods, she got shot because the ranger mistaked her for bigfoot!
TweetYo momma so fat, when she jumped off a building and hit the ground, she caused an earthquake!
Tweetyo momma is so dum she sits on the tv and watchs the couch
TweetYo mama so tiny, she could do suicide jumping off a curb!
TweetYo mama so fat, when she went to la-Z-boy to get a water bed, they had to put a blanket over the ocean!
Tweetyo momma s ofat when it rains she uses the interstate as a slip,n,slide
TweetYo mama so poor, she went to McD’s and put a milkshake on lay-a-way!
TweetAnoymous u r funny!
TweetYa mama so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said “D*mn you ugly!”
Tweetyo momma is so old her breast milk was like powder
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, people had to take her picture just to scare away the rats
Tweetyo momma is so ugly, she gave freddy kruger nightmares
Tweetyo moma is so ugly, her mother said ( dang i could have set u up for adoption )
Tweetfunny jokes
Tweetur mums so ugly she looks like 50 cent
Tweetur mums so stupid she stole free bread
TweetYo mama so ugly that there is no joke about it she just ugly!
Tweetstupid
TweetWho u callin stupid?
TweetYo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!
Tweetyo momma is like a bowling bowl,she gets picked up fingered,and then gets throw in the gutter
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she went to sea world shamoo said its my mom
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she went to sea world shamoo said its my mom
Tweetyo momma so stupid she thought Chris rock was a new type of cocaine
TweetDude, the shampoo one kinda makes no since
TweetYo mama so stupid, she thought McDonald’s was owned by a farmer!
TweetYo momma so fat, she makes santa look like he’s on a diet!
TweetYo mama so old, she’s in Jesus’ elementary yearbook!
TweetYo mama so dumb, she’ll trip over a cordless phone!
Tweeti asked my ma *what is for lunch* and she opend her legs and said *tuna suprise* Michael s
TweetYo mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was when she weighed herself an hour ago.
TweetYO MOMMA IS SO DUMBSHE ASKED YOU, WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR 911
TweetYo mama so ugly, she threw a boomer-rang and it refused to come back!
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she put a red shirt on kids yelled.. Look KOOl-AID!
TweetYo mama so beasty, King Kong walked up to her and said “I didn’t know i had a sister?!”
Tweetyo, mamma is so stupid,she sits on the televisio and watches the sofa
TweetYo mama so fat, Fat A*s Albert said “B*tch get on a diet!”
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat when she went to the beach, the wales sang we are family!
TweetU said that one allready, anoymous
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat, when she wears a yellow coat, people run after her yellow taxi
TweetLoL!
TweetYo mama so old, she didn’t have history class yet, not for another 600 years.
TweetYo mama so short, her homies are santa’s elves.
TweetYo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scale, it spun around 11 times and it said, “Sorry, one at a time.”
TweetYo mama so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and one of the judge’s said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
TweetYo mama so stupid, she robbed a bank and hid in the back of a police car and said,”They’ll never find me here!”
TweetYo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”
TweetYo momma is so ghetto when she breast feeds koolade comes out!
Tweetyou mmama is so pour she went home and open the frige two bugs said we got to talk plz
Tweetyo momma so fat when she walk it look like 2 jamaican bi**hes doing the cripwalk
Tweetyo momma so fat when she step on a scale it says get off
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TweetI swear anoymous is copying me
Tweetyo mama is soo fat she can put two whales up her ass
Tweetyo mama is soo fat she can put two whales up her ass
TweetYo MOMMA is so ugly instead of asking if she had a hair lip that ask if that was her lip under all that hair.
Tweetyour momma so ugly we she looks in the mirror she descutes to of her self
Tweetyo momma so big when she was in bed with your dad your dad said “i aint goin to open a big barbeque for such a small hot dog
Tweetyo momma so stupied she got locked in the grocery store and starved.
TweetYo momma is so stupid that when she was locked in the sper market she starved
Tweetyo momma is so dumb that she doesn’t sleep with a teddy bear but a baby elephat
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TweetYo momma is so ugly she looked at a mirror and the mirror ran away.
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Tweetyo mama so stupid she thought cherrios were donut seeds
TweetYO MOMA SO STUPID SHE TRIED TO DROWN A FISH
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that when she wheres a yellow coat people call out taxi,taxi
Tweetyo mamma is so fat yeah at night when she wheres a yellow coat everybody says its day!
Tweetyo moma was so fat she walked in the store and every body said faty faty faty cant you see their anit no more cokies in iuall 3
Tweetyo mama so fat dora couldn’t even explora
TweetYo mama so fat Dora couldn’t even explora
Tweetyo mama is so old when she farts dust comes out
Tweetyo mama is so fat,ugly,and hairy shes like a beast
Tweetyo mama is so hairy its like in afro
Tweetyo mamma is old her breast milk has an experacion date
Tweetyo mamma is ugly even flava flave just look at her and go damn
Tweetyo mama so black that she got to wear jewlery juz so she can be noticed
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid i go in her backyard saw he buttnked coverd in jelly and i asked he whats she doing and she said im going to summer jam
Tweetyo mamma so so black she got kicked out of white castles
Tweetyo mamma is so white she got kicked out of the black eye peas conster “boom boom pow”
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she is the reason for every ot whole in new york city
Tweetyo mamma is like wendys every one gets the hot and juciy
Tweetyo mamma like a door knob every one gets a turn
Tweetyo mamma is like a hardware store 10 cents a screw
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb she put paper on the t.v. to watch paper view
Tweetyo mamma so short u cant even call her an elf
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when she sits on wal mart she lowers the prices
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she sat on the tv to watch the couch
Tweetyes im white they call me milk cuz i do your moms body good
Tweetyo mamma so fat flat stanly couldnt even do her rite
Tweetyo mammas chest is so flat it says throw some d’s on that bitch
Tweetyo mama so fat she holds all the sin in the world
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid she washes her car every day i ask her whats she doin she says the cops always be tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tweetspeacking of riding dirty yo mamma looks like chamillonar
Tweetyo mamma so fat wen she moves she gets boils
Tweetyo mamma is so skinny she can grade cheese with her ribs
Tweetyo mamma so fat shes sat on taget the said bullseye
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she gets an orgasim from hearing a lfy tafy commercial
Tweetyo mamma is so syupid she hoped a trian and paid to get off
TweetYo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she jumps on a railroad tracks and the conducter says exuse me ladys and gentalmen we will be moving shortly we have a trian in front of us
TweetYo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
TweetYo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
TweetYo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Tweetyo mamma is so black she went to night school and got marked absent cuz she didint smile
TweetYo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
TweetYo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she has a R.I.P t-shirt for all of her favorite foods
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
TweetYo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
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yo mamma is so stupid she thought chris rock was new crack
TweetYo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
TweetYo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Tweetyo mamma is so old she lost her virginty to george washington i cant tell a lie he cut her cherry tree
Tweetyo mamma is so cheap you and your brother shared the same dippers
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she tht ur jokes r funny
Tweetyo mamma is so cheap she charges by the pound
Tweetyo daddy is so old when he jacksoff powder comes out
Tweetyo mamma is so fat she has to slip and slide on the brooklyn bridge
TweetYo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly even chuck noris is scared of her
TweetYo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
TweetYo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
TweetYo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth
TweetYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers
TweetYo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down
Tweetyo mamma is so nasty she has bacon bits flowing in her blood streams
TweetYo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
TweetYo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Tweetyo mamma so greasy she uses bacon as a band aid
Tweetyo mamma so ugly wen u were born the doc slaped her for making u so ugly
Tweetbeach7 did the one on the doc
Tweetyo momma is so hary she got afroes on here niples
Tweetyo mamma is so stupid i asked if we can have safe sex and she went home and got her knee pads
TweetYo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
Tweetyo mamma so stupid i caught her shuffiling cd’s talking bout making a mix tape
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly she is a virgin prostitute
TweetYo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
TweetYo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, “Who threw that rock?”
TweetYo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Tweetyo mamma is so hairy the only langige she speaks is wookie
TweetYo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.
Tweetyo mamma is like tlc but she ain’t sexy she ain’t coo lshe just crazy
TweetYo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
TweetYo Mama’s so stupid she failed a survey.
Tweetshe make Michael Jackson look like Brad Pitt
TweetYo Mama So Ugly
Tweetshe put the Boogie man outta business.
•Yo Mamma is so smelly, even the dogs won’t smell her
TweetYo mamma’s so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye…
Tweetyo mama is so fat her belt size is the equator!
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Tweetyo momma is like a big mac big, fat, and jucicy only worth a buck
Tweetyo momma so fat that when she is backing up a sound goes off “beep beep move basterds”
TweetYo momma so poor and nasty that when yo momma didn’t haveany money you and your brother had to share diapers when you were babies
Tweetyo moma is so dum when she saw a bus she said “stop that twinki.”
Tweetyo mom is so dum she took the trash she on a date
TweetYo momma so poor and nasty that when yo momma didn’t haveany money you and your brother had to share diapers when you were babies. orginal
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Tweetyo moma is so fat when she ump in the ocean the white whales started to sing “WE are family even tho you are bigger than.”
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she doesnt know how to work YOUTUBE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!
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Tweetyo momma so ugly that she had to took the trash on a date again and she had to shoved a used condum up her kunt.
Tweetyo momma so ugly that she had to took the trash on a date again and she had to shoved a used condum up her kunt to get pregnet.
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Yo mamma soooo stupid that she tried to read an audio book
TweetYo momma is so hairy that you got a carpet burn when you
Tweetcame out of her stomach
yo momma is so fat she has to hulahoop with biggest ring of saturn
TweetYo momma so fat that the astronauts claimed her as a planet
TweetYo momma so fat that the only words she knows in the alphabet are KFC.
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on the television and it became a flat screen
TweetYo Momma is so dumb when she saw the fireworks she said that the earth is on fire!
TweetYo Momma so fat when she came out of the house the earth tilt.
TweetYo momma is so fat they have to have a fortlift to git her out of the kitchen.
TweetYo momma is so ugly she had to tie a t-bone around her neck so the could play wit her.
TweetYo momma is so fat the doctors tried to put her on a table and the table broke.
Tweetyo mama so blk dat she sweet coco puffs 4 dandras
Tweetyo mamma is so crazy she decided to keep you whent you where born
Tweetyo mamma is so nasty the trash takes her out
Tweetyo mamma so nasty she takes a bath in the dumpster
Tweetyo mamma so hairy u can use her hairs as a wipe
Tweetyo mamma is so so nasty that virises catch her
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Tweetyanna your yo mamma joke was so stolen from internet there odd be a pop up add be hind it
Tweetyanna yo mamma joke was so stolen of the internet tht it gave me a virse
Tweetkish10 you joeys r so lame i fall a sleep after the first word
Tweetwhat i tell you about intermet jokes if i wanted to get a viris i could go get from your mom
Tweetyo mamma is so poor she cant keep the roaches out of her house cuz they pay half the rent
TweetYo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on santa culs lap santa culs sad damm bitch get offuffur me bitch
Tweetyo momma house so small when i brock in i brock out
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a papper on the tv an called it paper view
Tweetyo momma so fat the last time she seen 90210 was on the scale
Tweetyo momma is so ugly she went in a park and never came back
Tweetyo momma is so fat when she farted obama complained of air polution
Tweetyo momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car
Tweetyo momma so stupid,I saw her at the store yesterday returning M & M’s ’cause she thought they were W & W’s
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she had her tarrat cards read and they said she was an Aquarius she said but im aquaphobic
Tweetyo momma so stupid when she went into kfc i saw her lickin peoples fingers
Tweetyo momma so fat when she goes on a weighing scales it says one at a time please
Tweetyo momma so tall she uses the eiffel tower as a toothpick
Tweetyo momma so old she owes Moses a dollar
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she went into an ugly compation they said no professionals
TweetYo Momma so fat she puts on a yellow jacket and everyone says Taxi
Your Mommas so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street i go what ya doin? she goes Movin
HeHe Love Yo mommas jokes lol
TweetYO MOMMA’S SO HAIRY, SHE MAKES CHEWBACCA LOOK LIKE KOJACK!
TweetYo momma so fat, she took Plutos place as a planet
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that all of her relatoinships are long distance
Tweetsophie your yo mamma joke was so stolen off the internet there odd be a pop up add behind it
Tweetwho wants to battle me in yo mamma
Tweetyo mamma so fat she made fat albert say damn
Tweetyo mamma so stupid when her toddler said his tricycle was brocken she put gas in it
Tweetyo mamma so fat her farting caused global warming
Tweetyo mamma so fat and weird she stepped on the scale it said 2040
Tweetyo mamma so fat on her drivers liencence says picture countinued on other side
Tweetyo momma is so nasty that when she went to Red Lobster they kicked her out cause she brought her own crabs.
TweetYour mommas so ugly she trie to enter a ugly beauthy contest and they said sorry No Proffesionals.
Tweetwoow, yo momma is so old i told her to act her own age and she died.
TweetYo momma so fat she bungee jumped and went straight to hell
TweetYo momma so fat she looked into the worlds widest mirror and it said where is the rest of ya?
TweetI hate genisis guerra
Tweetyo mommas s*cked so much c*ck if I shine a UV Light on her, she’d look like casper the ghost!
Tweetyo mommas such a greedy whore, she keeps the condom as a doggy bag
Tweetyo momma so fat watching her eat a hamburger is like watching jurassic park with surrond sond
Tweetyo momma so stupid she put a papper on the tv an called it paper view.
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your mommas so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
Tweetyo momma is so fat, i swevered to miss her and ran out of fuel.
TweetYo momma’s so ugly,
Tweetwhen she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
Tweetthey filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist” in her shower
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they didn’t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma’s so ugly,
her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she made an onion cry.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma’s so ugly,
people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma’s so ugly,
Tweetthat your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
yo mama so fat she farts hurricanes
Tweetyo mama so stupid she balances a tube of lipstick on her head to “makeup” her mind!
Tweetyo mama so nasty she like a Yugo car, you might get in, but you may not get out alive
Tweetyo momma is fat
TweetYo momma is so stupid when her cell phone ringed she ran cuz it said sprint.
Tweetyo mamma’s chin is so long…everytime she looks down… she hits herself out of breath
Tweetyo moliva so stupid u told her to print three papers and she print 3 jokes
Tweetyo mamma so fat that she has to use a matress for a tampon !
Tweetyo mamma so fat that when she bungee jumps she goes straight to hell
Tweetyo mama so bald that you can see whats on her mind !
Tweetyo mama so nasty that she needs to stop changing lip sticks because my dads dick is a rainbow !
Tweetyo mama so sick she sucked your dads dick and kissed you goodnight
Tweetyo mama’s so fat she has here own orbit
Tweetyo momma is so ugly your father takes her to work so she doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she threw a rock at the floor and missed
Tweetyo momma so fat she has more chins then a Chinese phone book.
Tweetyo momma so fat her stretch marks look like road tracks
TweetYo momma so fat she jumped and got scared
TweetYo momma so poor that when a kid moved her skateboard she said ey yo stop movinq the couch
TweetYo momma so dumb that she trips over her cordless phone
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TweetYo momma so fat when she step on a scale it says “one at a time please”®
TweetYo momma is so stupid she actually likes anonymous’s jokes
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Tweetyo momma so ugly she entered a ugly contest and still lost cuz someone was horrified when they saw her
Tweetyo momma so fat i rang the doorbell and she went to the miowave
Tweetyour momma so old moses is in her yearbook
Tweetyo momma so dump she set on the tv to watch the coach
TweetYo momma so black that i shot a bullet at her and it came back to me and said i need a flash light
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Tweetyo mamma so ugly when she looks out the window she gets arested for mooning
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she falls upward
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she wlks in front of the tv i miss 3 1 hour shows
Tweetyo mamma so dumb she makes you look smart
Tweetyo mamma so old her birth certifacate said expired
Tweetyo mamma so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
Tweetyo mamma so old when she was in school there was no history class
TweetYo momma is like dunkin donuts, for 2 buck i could get a boston creme and a tea-bag.
TweetYo mommas nickname is jaws, because when she opens wide, she tries to swallow white men whole.
TweetYo momma lost her virginity to George Washington, i cant tell a lie, he chopped her cherry tree!
TweetYo mammas vagina is like the NEW YORK city subways, DIRTY, SMELLY, AND FULL OF PEOPLE!
TweetYo Momma so dumb, while going to Disneyland a sign said “Disneyland Left<-” so she went home.
Tweetyo momma got no legs talking about she gonna go for a walk in the park
Tweetyo momma got no teeth trinna bite my style
Tweetyo momma so old she had sex with dinosaurs
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles
Tweetyur muther so short wen the judge asked her to please stand she said i am standinq
Tweetyo mama so short she rides roaches
Tweetyo mama so ugly her vibrator puts a bag over itsself
Tweeti was sittinq in a room. dark. cold. wonderinq how much lonqer do i hav to linqer? then i started to qet inpatient thinkinq, how much lonqer before i use my finger
Tweetyo mama so poor she robs robbers lmao =D
Tweetyo momma so dried up and sick she went to Tokyo and they screamed GODZILLA!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so dried up,fat, and sick she went to Tokyo and they screamed GODZILLA!!!!!!
TweetTo momma so stupid/fat she went to court the judge said ORDER and she was like ok big mac large fries and large chocolate shake
Tweetyo momma is so ugly that shes ugly
Tweetyour momma is so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon
TweetYo mamma is so fat, that even dora can’t elpore her
Tweetyo mamma is so fat, when she put on a malcom X t-shirt, a helicopter tried to land on her
Tweetyo mamma so hairy she could be used as a chia pet….cha cha cha chia!
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application
TweetYo Mamma is so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called “Why Bother”.
TweetYo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, “Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!
Yo mamma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.
Yo mama is so poor, she was running after a garbage truck with her shopping list.
Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.
Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won’t look at her
Tweetyo mama so stupid she stole a free sample
Tweetyo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slepped
Tweetyo momma so fat her belt size is the equater
Tweetyo momma so black,a cop shot her and the bullet came back and said,”i need a flashlight”
Tweetyo momma so hairy shes got afros on her nipples
Tweetyo momma is so fat evil kinevil try to jump her crack and missed
Tweetyo mommas teeth are so yellow her tunge got a sun burn !!
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she toke a spoon to the super bowl !!
Tweetyo momma so fat that she caused the san andreas fult!!
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when doctors draw blood, all they get is chocolate syrup
Tweetyo mommas so poor she envies hobos
Tweetyou momma is stupid she went to the pool and every body yelled hurracian
Tweetyo mommas so dumb she went to the doctor and said, “my butt’s broken. it has a crack in it.
Tweetyo momma’s so fat when she sees a school bus, she yells, stop that twinkie!”
Tweetyo momma’s like the city bus…everybody gets a ride!
Tweetyo momma so nasty, she sucked her son’s dick
Tweetyo momma so stupid her house was on fire and she asked her neighbor- ?What`s the number for 911??
Tweetyour mama so fat she looks like a rat and she goes out side and smokes that crack
Tweetyour mama so stupid she quarter back was a refund
TweetYo momma so fat, that when the doorbell rings, she goes runnin’ to the microwave!!!
Tweetyo mama so fat god sent her 2 hell cause he cant lift her soul.
TweetYo moma so ugly she gave fredy crugar night mare
Tweetyo mama so fat and ugly that santa clause ran
Tweetyo momma so nasty she has roller blades on her knees so she can be mobble on the job
Tweetyo momma so stupid she broke her leg and tried 2 call dr hucstable
TweetYo momma is sooooooo fat that when she stepped on a scale it said “one at a time please”
Tweetyo momma is soo fat she got baptized in SeaWorld
TweetYo momma is so fat that when she sat on the toilet the toilet said “A,B,C,D,E,F,G GET YOUR FAT ASS OF ,OF ME.”
Tweetyo momma so fat she went on the scale at the doctor`s office and the doctor said ?Damn thts my phone number!?
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on the toilet and the toilet said abcdefg get ur fat butt off of me
Tweetyo mamma is so fat when a bus full of white kids come by she yells twinkie
Tweetyo mamma is so fat the last time she seen 90210 is on the scale
TweetYo mamma so fat she was baptized in gravy!
Tweetyo momma so old she meet jesus at the last supper
Tweetyo mama so dirty i walked in with milk and walked out with choclate milk
Tweetyo mama sooo stupid she bought cotten candy she ate of it all and she went outside saw a cloud and said i want my cotten candy ill get a ladder b and get it!
Tweetsuck my urine sack
Tweetyo momma so poop theres a charity in Africa makin momey for her broke ass
Tweetmy bad i meant poor
Tweetyo momma is sooo ulgy she cant go outside
Tweetprotect my balls
Tweetsuck my balls f+++ers
TweetYo moma so poor, I walked into her living room & stepped on a cigarette & she yelled “HEY! Who turned off the heAter!”
TweetYo moma so stupid, it took her 2 hrs to watch 60 minutes
Tweetyo momma so fat when she sat on an airplane it turned into a submarine
Tweetyo mumma so fat that the nassa faked her ass as NASSA moon landing– kristina allen
TweetYou’r mother is so infact hairy she has afro on her titties.
Tweetheyy
Tweetyo mommas so fat she makes sam martin look like a twig
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Tweetyo momma so old for her birthday they gave her an empty grave
Tweethello kerry
Tweetheyya kez nd shaz
Tweetyo mommas so fat when her beeper goes off they think shes backing up
Tweethey its shaz
Tweetheyya shazz yo momma
Tweetyo mamma sofat that she got on top of lumberjack, blondie and MB with ting ting in the middle
Tweetyo mommas so goth she makes happy meals cry :’(
Tweethi shaz plurple head
Tweetyo mommas so fat when she lies on a beach people run around her screaming ‘beach whale’ and ‘free willy’
Tweetyo mamma so fat she climbed up a tree and even the fire brigade couldnt get her down
Tweetluv ya blondie
Tweetheyya shittyy hair nd pissy face
Tweetyo ginger minger ben francis’s sister nd barbie sore dino-saur
Tweetheya plurple pubes and t**t face who is even more fishy than spam martin
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