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970 Yo Momma Jokes in “December 2009 Momma Jokes”

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  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat evil kinevil try to jump her crack and missed



  2. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy shes got afros on her nipples



  3. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so black,a cop shot her and the bullet came back and said,”i need a flashlight”



  4. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat her belt size is the equater



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slepped



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stole a free sample



  7. VeRiiSeXii's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a room, someone said, “Woah! Was that a solar eclipse or did Free Willie just walk in?

    Yo mamma’s so fat, when she walked into a hotel and asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped over K-Mart, stumbled over Wal-Mart and landed on Target!

    Yo mamma’s so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale

    Do you know what the difference between yo momma and the titanic?
    The titanic sunk, yo momma floats.

    Yo mama is so poor, she was running after a garbage truck with her shopping list.

    Yo mama is so poor that she thought a quarter back was a refund.

    Yo Momma so ugly, when she stands in front of the mirror the reflection won’t look at her



  8. VeRiiSeXii's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma is so ugly, she uses a line of makeup called “Why Bother”.



  9. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she walked into a haunted house and walked out with an application

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