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240 Yo Momma Jokes in “December 2011 New Yo Mamma Jokes”



  1. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat that when she went to japan people said omg that’s godzilla



  2. Jordan's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so stpid that she tried to climb mnt. dew



  3. john's Momma Joke:

    yo mommas so fat the back of her neck looks like a 6 pack of hot dogs



  4. Pol's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mama is so STUPID, that she sits on the T.V and watches the SOFA!!!



  5. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i hung a picture of her on the wall and the wall broke!



  6. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i hung a picture of her on the wall and the wall broke!



  7. seith Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she I71 as a slippin slide



  8. seith Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she I71 as a slippin slide



  9. seith Harris's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat she I71 as a slippin slide



  10. francisco's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly she went to go try out for star wars she didnt need a costume



  11. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly I heard the producers were trying to create a new show called PIMP MY FACE



  12. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the picture on her driving liscense cotinues
    On the other side



  13. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she went to kfc & they asked her
    What size bucket she wanted she said the one on the roof



  14. Logan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when she sat on walmart it made walmart have always low prices



  15. Rated R Kid's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly WWE Kane had to put is mask back on.



  16. koby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went to nightschool they marked her absent



  17. koby's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black when she went to nightschool they marked her absent



  18. Denice's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, old mr. webster cant ever define her



  19. Irene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so dumb, when i asked her to go get a wood stretcher, she believed me.



  20. Irene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, that’s why wars are ending, we need no front line, she is da front line, “of protection.”



  21. Tiffany's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so so dumb, she asked how to spell FBI…



  22. Irene's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, at events, were she sits, says reserved parking



  23. Blandin's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat, when she farts, she blows your daddy away



  24. Tate's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sings so bad and is so fat, she went on americas got talent and got three x’s and a tripple large shirt for failing



  25. CeCe's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stinky, thats when deotorant was invented



  26. Britt's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma sofa king re tar tid, so allways was proclamed the sofa king. Now say it fast



  27. Ryan's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so smooth, she makes me cry at night



  28. ARMY's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old, she looks like me next research project just expired



  29. Jose's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so mexican, just her breathing keeps me going



  30. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    Yo daddy so fine, he makes me look gay



  31. Kyle's Momma Joke:

    yo daddys thing so big, he makes mine look anerixic



  32. Britt's Momma Joke:

    Dude shut up, these are momma jokes, not time for you to prove your confused.



  33. Jose's Momma Joke:

    Kyle so gay, hes the reson for depression



  34. Drew's Momma Joke:

    Really board



  35. Britt's Momma Joke:

    I’ll talk to you dog



  36. Drew's Momma Joke:

    I’d talk to you but your a girl



  37. Britt's Momma Joke:

    Really, no duh, how old r u



  38. Drew's Momma Joke:

    Im 17 so wat wat about yo



  39. Britt's Momma Joke:

    Im 15 and a sophmore wat grade you



  40. Drew's Momma Joke:

    I allready graduated laat spring, and joing the army next fall



  41. Britt's Momma Joke:

    were are you from what state?



  42. Drew's Momma Joke:

    I am from Idaho, but curently live in Montana



  43. Anthony's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma So Fat she jumped on a rainbow and skittles came out



  44. IM-THAT-GUY's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so STUPID lets leave @ that



  45. AAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLPAPAPAAPAP's Momma Joke:

    yo’ momma’s so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, and they said “sorry, no professionals’



  46. birdman's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so pour they made the great wall of china for her



  47. Rman500's Momma Joke:

    Yo mammas so ugly the had to tie a steak around her neck just so the family dog would play with her.



  48. isaiah's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is a bicth



  49. g man's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly she turned medusa to stone



  50. escryst's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so nasty she worked at a sperm bank, and got fired for drinking on the job!!!



  51. Pablo's Momma Joke:

    To mama so fat that when she went to the ocean all the whales started singing “we are family, even though you’re fatter then me”



  52. martin's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so fat her nickname is miny van



  53. Jaibri's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she fat



  54. Cobra17's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even bob the builder said “I Can’t fix that”



  55. Cobra17's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly even bob the builder said “I Can’t fix that”



  56. g rav's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat Dora cant explore her



  57. g rav's Momma Joke:

    yo mum is so fat when she went in a swimming pool in china they shouted tsunami tsunaami



  58. Kristen's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so nasty her crabs used her tampon string as a getaway rope.



  59. Sly wilz's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama iz so dumb i told her i was going to burn a cd and she called 911 for a firetruck



  60. Sly wilz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz so ugly that even cosmetics have a caution that say to keep away from her



  61. Sly willz's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma iz so dumb she was told 2 go 2 a light diet,as soon as it lights she eats!



  62. Yazmien's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so ugly you can use her face to make gorilla cookies.



  63. Azia's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is sooooo ugly that when she was a baby her momma had to tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog could play with her.



  64. YoMomma's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she heard it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl;-)



  65. yazmien's Momma Joke:

    yo moma soo dumb when she herd yelling outside she said it’s a dog dog dog let me get emergse cit befor i get bit.



  66. yazmien's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so ugl when she put the star on the chritmas tree than the christmas tree feld.



  67. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ch mamas so getto when she breast feeds coolade comes out



  68. ??????'s Momma Joke:

    ch mamas so getto when she breast feeds coolade comes out



  69. yo mama's Momma Joke:

    cho mama so getto that when she breast feeds coolade comes out



  70. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran round her twice n got lost



  71. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat i ran round her twice n got lost



  72. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio



  73. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so skinny she hoola hoops with a cheerio



  74. chinquia's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, the friend of her daughter said learn form your mommas mistake girl use birth control



  75. unam mtyi's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so stupid she steals free magazines



  76. ?!?!?'s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so stupid she shoved a battier up her but and she said “I,ve got the power”



  77. hfsnudfiskjhgvudfzkjhgau's Momma Joke:

    your momma is so ugly that when you were born the doctor looked at your head and your but and said twins



  78. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    your mama is soooooo fat she walked out the store and saw a school bus and said STOP THAT TWINKEY(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)



  79. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor if she lights a match in her house all of the roaches come out and sing”CLAP YOUR HANDS AND STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD CAUSE WE’VE GOT HEAT”



  80. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    your momma is so poor if she lights a match in her house all of the roaches come out and sing”CLAP YOUR HANDS AND STOMP YOUR FEET PRAISE THE LORD CAUSE WE’VE GOT HEAT”



  81. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT SHE IS THE REASON WE HAVE ALL THE OCEANS



  82. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SO POOR SHE SAW THE GARBBAGE TRUCK AND RAN OUTSIDE WITH HER SHOPPING LIST



  83. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YOUR MOMMA IS SOOOOOOO STUPID SHE THOUGHT QUEEN LITEFA AS A REAL QUEEN



  84. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA IS SO FAT WE COULD DROP HER AS THE ATOMIC BOM .MUSHROM CLOUD



  85. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO OLD HER BIRTH CITIFACATE SAID EXPIRED



  86. sorry not posting real name:('s Momma Joke:

    YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE USSES THE TITANIC AS A BATH TOY



  87. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat that she farted on the floor and everybody thought it was global warming



  88. nnjvsza.my8ugfxzf,l's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so poor she went to the hospital looked at the bill and ran



  89. nnjvsza.my8ugfxzf,l's Momma Joke:

    ur momma so poor she went to the hospital looked at the bill and ran



  90. MY NAME IS ANGR BIRDS's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fast & gay & a ho



  91. Best Joker's Momma Joke:

    Your MaMa So Fat That When Bob the Builder Came Over He Said “We CANT Fix It”



  92. CBROKE's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a big mac 0% healthy and 100% fat!



  93. CBROKE's Momma Joke:

    I saw yo momma walking down the street kicking a can. I asked her went she was doing. She said moving.



  94. Trey's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so stupid she thought people on tv was dwarves



  95. HARHARHAR's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so stupid when she put a garbage in her butt she said” I got junk in the trunk



  96. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is like a tree tht is burt cause she sooo black



  97. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she make jesus cry



  98. deez nutz's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she make jesus cry



  99. shericee's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat she had to drive a spandex car



  100. iamprincessamy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat.. they had to put her drivers license picture on a rubiks cube! HAhahaha LMFAO



  101. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she shops at the free clinic cuz was kicked out da dollar general for being so broke



  102. Neither7's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales sing, we are family, even though you are fatter than me



  103. mamma prodigy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, when she walked in front of the television, I missed three episodes.



  104. mamma prodigy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped on a scale to measure her weight, it said, “To be continued.”



  105. mamma prodigy's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat, when she stepped onto a weight scale, it said “To be continued…..”



  106. rigney12's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat and old she’s the titanic



  107. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she laid down kids yelled bounce house



  108. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid when i seen her kickin a can down the road i ask her what she was doin and she said movin



  109. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat she use highway 50 as a water slide



  110. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo mom got her car pimped and she got so excited she broke the building



  111. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy a hunter said godzilla



  112. yoyo's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so old she tried to cross the road but insteda she crushed all the cars



  113. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid she sat on the t.v. and watches the coach and says thats funny



  114. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly when i took a pic. she broke the camera



  115. brandon's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat i hung a picture of her on the wall and the wall broke!



  116. Madison's Momma Joke:

    Your mamma so fat she. Look like a pig



  117. Chachi Gonzales's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma…nuff said. Chachimomma is the boss of all yo mommas.



  118. Justin Bieber's Momma Joke:

    Your mama sooo stupid she got locked inside a matterace store and sleeped on the floor



  119. Nonnie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Mamma so skinny she whips her Butt with dental floss



  120. Nonnie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so dark she went to night school and they marked her absent



  121. Nonnie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma so skinny when she turns side-ways she disappears



  122. Dakota Martin's Momma Joke:

    Ur momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said “Stop tht TWINKIE!!”



  123. Yo mama so ugly she gives freedy kugear night maires's Momma Joke:

    J panda 63



  124. elijah's Momma Joke:

    Lewis



  125. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she sat on the toilet the toilet said a,b,c,,d,e,f,g get your fat



  126. Your Mom's Momma Joke:

    All yalls momma’s r sooo fat she went to sea world and every1 yelled “FREE WILLIE”



  127. Spam spam spam's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat she put lipstick on with a paint roller



  128. mary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black,when she opens the fridge the coke says,
    ”we are family nonono you are blacker than me.



  129. mary's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so black,when she opens the fridge the coke says,
    ”we are family nonono you are blacker than me.



  130. TnT's Momma Joke:

    Yo mumma so fat not even dora could explore her.



  131. unknown's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the Condom factory



  132. jj's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so poor she eats cornflacks with a fork to save milk



  133. Yo mamma's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so ugly she isnt allowed out side coz she will scare little children :/ its bad hey oh well i tried -.-



  134. Yo mamma jokes's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck



  135. steph's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas so fat she uses a sheep for a tampon



  136. steph's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas soo fat she uses a steam roller to iron her clothes



  137. steph's Momma Joke:

    Your mammas like a door knob every1 gets a turn



  138. lewiS XzX's Momma Joke:

    yo mom so fat i put a pic of her on the wall and the wall said god sake not another cliffhanger



  139. Hailey's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamas so stupid she bought tickets to see X box live



  140. shon's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so fat that when she sat on the toilet abc get your fat but off of me



  141. kim bez's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and then still peed in her pants



  142. deago james's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so ugly she is afraid to look at herself in the moror



  143. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama feets so fat



  144. Shree's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat, she goes out for jogging in a taxi



  145. Jordan/Marlon/franco's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama got one knee one toe they call her toe-knee



  146. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she eat ice cream with a shovel



  147. joshua's Momma Joke:

    yo mama fat she eat ice cream with a shovel



  148. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  149. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  150. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  151. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  152. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  153. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  154. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  155. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  156. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  157. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  158. Somebody's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when she takes a bath the bathtub gets stretch-marks



  159. j boy's Momma Joke:

    yo momma head so bald,when she went to church the whole church said,oh let it shine oh let it shine



  160. ??guess??'s Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat when god said let there be light, he asked your mom to step out of the way



  161. ??guess??'s Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat the hospital had to take her birth picture with a sattelite



  162. Behemoth's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fa5, she put on a red shirt and all the kids yelled, “Hey, Kool-Aid!”



  163. LolHouse's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so ugly, she makes old people look like hot teens



  164. Shizick's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid, the computer said press any key to continue, and she looked for the “any key”.



  165. McHero's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat and stupid, she uses the freeway as a slip n’ slide.



  166. McHero's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so fat, it isn’t funny.



  167. Kid's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so old dat she farted dust



  168. LoL's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat, That When She Got On The Elevator It Had No Chance To Go Up, But Down!



  169. The Hottie's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Fat, That She Jumped Into The Ocean, She Got Stuck!



  170. The Funny Girl's Momma Joke:

    Yo Momma Is So Old That When I Told Her To Act Her Age, She Died!



  171. yo momma's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat that when I had to swerve to miss her on the road I ran out of gas



  172. matt's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so stupid that she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer



  173. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stiff,… she ax me and my brothers if we can bend her ova



  174. twisted's Momma Joke:

    yo moma so stiff,… she ax me and my brothers if we can bend her ova



  175. Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.'s Momma Joke:

    AWESOME



  176. heather's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat she got hit by a truck and asked who threw the rock



  177. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she stupid



  178. Eloys's Momma Joke:

    yo mamas so poor her doormat dosent say welcome it says welfare



  179. Eloy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so old she owes jesus a dolla



  180. Eloy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so old she farts dust



  181. Werner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company



  182. Werner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company



  183. Werner's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so stupid she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company



  184. jaida's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so fat her waste band is an equator



  185. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly bill gates could not afford her plastic surgery



  186. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid when she had a heart attack she ate a lifesaver



  187. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when there was a hurricane she went to safeway



  188. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth is so yellow when she drank water she turned it into lemonade



  189. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she went for a jog, when she came back there was a welcome home party



  190. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat she block three days of sun light



  191. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so ugly she was Americas most wanted



  192. jake's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so stupid when she went to drunken donuts she brought a basketball with her



  193. your mom's Momma Joke:

    yo momma so hairy, she made King Kong look naked!!



  194. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she thught that the salvation army go to war



  195. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid, she thught the salvation army go to war



  196. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so cheap she use a screwdriver as a dildo



  197. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to dunkin donuts to buy a basketball court



  198. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she went to churches chicken to go to church



  199. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thaught kfc was a tagging crew



  200. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she took 12 hours to read a 12 minute book



  201. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she thaught a spider bite was a kiss



  202. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so stupid she gave the doctor an operation



  203. jonny cash's Momma Joke:

    yo mama teeth so yellow she gave the dentist a cavity



  204. awesomeDTW's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are so dry i’d rather die



  205. awesomeDTW's Momma Joke:

    these jokes are so dry i’d rather die



  206. awesomeDTW's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so damp she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order



  207. awesomeDTW's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she she jumped in the ocean a whale came out and sang we are family even though yur fatter than me



  208. joe's Momma Joke:

    yo mam is so ugly she the reason dark vader had to were a musk



  209. joe's Momma Joke:

    those jokes are so old ur mama was saying it to the dinosors



  210. joe folau's Momma Joke:

    yo mama is so fat she’s the reason jenny creg desided to lose wait.



  211. day Day's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma so fat she is on both sids of the famliy



  212. native's Momma Joke:

    your mama is so poor i walked by her house i got robbed by a rat raped by a roach and hot over the head with a sale bagul



  213. tj's Momma Joke:

    you mama is so huge she has her own orbit



  214. 225JBLuvPRINCETON2's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fat even Dora cant explore her



  215. awesome's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so fat and old when God created light he imedeately turned around and said get your fat a** out of the way



  216. Manuel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she turns around every body throws her a welcome home party



  217. Manuel's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma so fat when she turns around every body throws her a welcome home party



  218. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  219. joke's Momma Joke:

    Yo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed



  220. wise guy's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is soo black when she was wearing a ninja suite, it was invisible



  221. juan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she thought you were her son



  222. juan's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma is so stupid she thought you were her son



  223. t-man's Momma Joke:

    yo moma is so dumb on a piece paper it said please
    do not write under this she wrote ok



  224. Brandy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so tiny she jumped off the curve and commited suicide



  225. Brandy's Momma Joke:

    yo mama so ugly when she takes a shower she looks like a gorilla in the mist



  226. tori's Momma Joke:

    yo mamma is so fat that she step on a scal and it said her phone number



  227. trevor's Momma Joke:

    yo momma is so fat that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes.



  228. tori's Momma Joke:

    yyo momma is so fat that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes.

    yo mommas boobs are so big that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes



  229. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama so fatttt she got hit by a car and said uh uh stop pushin!



  230. Mrcease's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma is so stupid she put the oven on Max Heat to cook faster and burned the kitchen down



  231. Mrcease's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so fat bitch takes a shower in a car wash



  232. Anonymous's Momma Joke:

    yo mama’s so fat when she stepped on a sclae it says one at a time



  233. carlos's Momma Joke:

    New yo momma so fat joke



  234. carlos's Momma Joke:

    Yo momma so fat,when she past in front of the tv.I missed 3 movie



  235. sonic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so blue that people think she is a avatar



  236. sonic's Momma Joke:

    Yo mama is so blue that people think she is a avatar



  237. Tiffany's Momma Joke:

    Yo moma sooo fat , when she went to bed , she woke up on the floor cause the bed was squshed.



  238. janiya's Momma Joke:

    yo momma sooo fat win she came out wit a red dress on thay said hey kool aid man



  239. Beast mom's Momma Joke:

    Your mom is so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn



  240. Beast mom's Momma Joke:

    Yo mamma is so fat you can’t tell her apart fron the whales

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Yo momma is so fat, she eats ice cream with a shovel.

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