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yo mama so stupid she took 12 hours to read a 12 minute book
Tweetyo mama so stupid she thaught a spider bite was a kiss
Tweetyo mama so stupid she gave the doctor an operation
Tweetyo mama teeth so yellow she gave the dentist a cavity
Tweetthese jokes are so dry i’d rather die
Tweetthese jokes are so dry i’d rather die
Tweetyo mama’s so damp she tried to put m&m’s in alphabetical order
Tweetyo mama’s so fat when she she jumped in the ocean a whale came out and sang we are family even though yur fatter than me
Tweetyo mam is so ugly she the reason dark vader had to were a musk
Tweetthose jokes are so old ur mama was saying it to the dinosors
Tweetyo mama is so fat she’s the reason jenny creg desided to lose wait.
TweetYo moma so fat she is on both sids of the famliy
Tweetyour mama is so poor i walked by her house i got robbed by a rat raped by a roach and hot over the head with a sale bagul
Tweetyou mama is so huge she has her own orbit
TweetYo mama so fat even Dora cant explore her
Tweetyo mama so fat and old when God created light he imedeately turned around and said get your fat a** out of the way
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she turns around every body throws her a welcome home party
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she turns around every body throws her a welcome home party
TweetYo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
TweetYo mommas so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
TweetYo momma is soo black when she was wearing a ninja suite, it was invisible
TweetYo momma is so stupid she thought you were her son
TweetYo momma is so stupid she thought you were her son
Tweetyo moma is so dumb on a piece paper it said please
Tweetdo not write under this she wrote ok
yo mama so tiny she jumped off the curve and commited suicide
Tweetyo mama so ugly when she takes a shower she looks like a gorilla in the mist
Tweetyo mamma is so fat that she step on a scal and it said her phone number
Tweetyo momma is so fat that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes.
Tweetyyo momma is so fat that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes.
yo mommas boobs are so big that when she went for a jog, when she came back she had two black eyes
TweetYo mama so fatttt she got hit by a car and said uh uh stop pushin!
TweetYo moma is so stupid she put the oven on Max Heat to cook faster and burned the kitchen down
TweetYo mama is so fat bitch takes a shower in a car wash
Tweetyo mama’s so fat when she stepped on a sclae it says one at a time
TweetNew yo momma so fat joke
TweetYo momma so fat,when she past in front of the tv.I missed 3 movie
TweetYo mama is so blue that people think she is a avatar
TweetYo mama is so blue that people think she is a avatar
TweetYo moma sooo fat , when she went to bed , she woke up on the floor cause the bed was squshed.
Tweetyo momma sooo fat win she came out wit a red dress on thay said hey kool aid man
TweetYour mom is so hairy when you were born you got carpet burn
TweetYo mamma is so fat you can’t tell her apart fron the whales
TweetJenni you are AMAZING! I couldn’t ptrcuie exactly how cute this would be, but it is, and I LOVE IT!! Thanks for doing these for us, your eye for photography is perfect! Thanks also for being pregnant with me, like it was all planned or something =) hopefully I get to see you guys more and more! Love you!!!
Tweettry not to worry your husband still does not have that good painyg job so just take it as it comes,i’m receiving WIC as well i applied for it sometime in Feb. or March,i’m due now in Oct. but since my last application i have not had to re apply i will do so once the baby is born and i get an appointment for him,but if your husband does end up getting a good painyg job why keep getting WIC i understand baby’s milk is expensive but there are other people that really need it so if you could afford to buy it on your own why collect WIC,don’t get me wrong i’m not in any way trying to be rude as i understand that for the govenment even if you do not make enough money to pay your bills they may consider you do so if that is your case do what you have to do to survive,good luck
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TweetI always say that once the habit is satetrd you have to life with it! Hence, I never allow it. My bed is my bed and yours is yours. Maybe he has a little buddy that sleeps in his own room that might show him how great it is to sleep in your own bed. Maybe some cool bedroom accessories might do the trick. See what CVS has 90% off! LOL!!! There is always bribery as a last resort
TweetThanks Miranda for caputuring these mtnmeos for Matt, Baby and I! I was such a fun session, I loved every minute of it (yes, even the spiders). Looking forward to the newborn session to come.
TweetOkay, my partner and I just brain soermtd: Able, Ashton, Gus, Abner, Lester, Luster (you do make jewelry and this guy is a gem), Arthur, Ted, Paul, Pavlov, Webster, Howard of course, we have nothing to go on but Pup’s photo! Good luck!
TweetI’m a big fan of your In Bad Taste vids and was great to see your thinking behnid it.A friend of mine was telling me about Martyrs after he showed me the truly messed up film that is Inside another French gem that is ripe for an In Bad Taste treatment
TweetYou look amazing! Your belly is so big and cute and let’s not feorgt Beautiful! That little treasure in your belly is one lucky guy to be entering into a world full of people who will love him unconditionally. I’ve never seen you look so happy. Congratulations. Hope to meet the little guy.
Tweetyo mama so fat the eqwater is here belt size
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