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You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december.
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yo momma so stupid she mistaken her own daghter for a monkey
Tweetyo momma so ugly when she turns on the shower the water runs away
Tweetsum1 challenge me, ur jokes r crap
TweetThe rules are:
- Freestyle, anything goes
Tweet- No internet jokes, must be Original
yo mama is so old she went out with jesus in preschool
Tweetyo mama so ugly she makes every body look bad
Tweetjacob is gay
Tweetjacob is the gayest guy i have ever seen
Tweetand alex
Tweetmy moma is so ugly she gave birth to me.
Tweetall smash you hair jordan
Tweetyour mama is so fat she steped on the beach and all the whales started singing “we are family!” lol
Tweetok bring it on
Tweetyo mommas so old she was a zoo keeper on Noah’s Ark
TweetYo mommas so hairy she’s suing Chewbacca for plagiarism
TweetYo momma’s so nasty her vibrator needs anti-biotics
TweetYo momma can gargle hommus
TweetYo momma’s so fat she bleeds ketchup
TweetYo momma did movember
TweetYo momma’s so poor they call her ‘Obama’, cause she wants change
Tweetyo mamma is so poor when you took a paper plate out of the cabinet she said not to use the fine china
Tweetyo mamma is so ugly they call her the grinch cause no1 else nows where your moms mold is growing
Tweetyo momma is so pretty that brad pitt wants to bang here
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she blocked the tv i missed 2 episode
Tweetyo mama so stupid when i pissed on her back she thought it was raining
TweetYou momma so fat when she went to the zoo the hippo’s thought it was their long lost relative.
Tweetthose jokes r crap
big thumbs down
Tweetyour moma so old and so fat in dinasour times she was known as fatasszilla
lolzz
Tweetyo mommma so fat and old in dinasour times she was known as fatasszilla
hehe
TweetYo Momma is so stupid, she thought Bernie Mac was a food at McDonalds!
TweetYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
TweetYo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Tweetyo mama so hairy she looks like the grinch
Tweetyo momma so fat, she has peanut butter fat rolls and jelly side burns!
Tweetall ur jokes r shit
the highest rating i give is to that fatasszilla joke, it gets 2/10
TweetYo momma’s teeth are sooo crooked n fuct up when she smiles it looks like she throwing gang signs.
Tweetyo momma went 2 da beach @ mc donalds and the whales started jumpin ^ sayin we r family even tho ur fatter than me
TweetYo Momma SOO Stoopid she thought Fruit Punch Was a gay boxer…
Tweetchallenge you guys with that joke
Tweetall yo mommas are uglier than my momma
Tweetyo momma’s like a rat, big teeth and long hair coming out her nose
Tweetyo momma so dumb that she thought she was taking a dump when she had you
Tweetyo momma is like a dog, she sniffs ass and licks balls
Tweetyo momma thought the jonas brothers was biblical characters
Tweetyo momma thought obama was a state next to mississippi
Tweetyo mamma’s so fat,I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
Tweetyou mamma so fat that she cut herself and gravy spit out
Tweetall of those jokes u stole from the internet, they r all crap.
Sum1 challenge ME!!!!!!!
That fruit punch joke was stolen from the internet!!!! 0/10
Tweetyo mamma so old when she went to an antique store they wouldnt let her out
Tweetyo momma is sooo stupid she bought a glass door with a peephole
Tweetyour momma is so dumb I told her christams was around the corner, and she went lookin!!
TweetNiko Bellic
Tweetyour momma so dumb…she thought a toyota was a star wars action figure
TweetYo momma is so fat,they had to install speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet. youtube.com/ssx3helper w00t
Tweetyour momma so fat she dont have lint balls in her belly button that bitch got sweaters!
Tweetyou momma so hairy she got afros growing around her nipples
Tweetyour momma is so fat when she bunji jumped she went straight to hell
Tweettell all your mommas to stop changing there lipstick colors cause my dick is starting to look like the rainbow
Tweetyour momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her just to see how long she slept
Tweetyour momma so fat that bitch falls off both sides of the bed
Tweetyour momma so fat when she went to her 4th grade class she said ok it time to take the biscuit…. (i mean the roll)
Tweetyou momma so old she farts dust
Tweetyea ur momma so old she poots powder
Tweetyou momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
Tweetyour momma so fat she shits jelly
TweetYo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
Tweetyour momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
Tweetyour momma so ugly that when birds fly over her they fly upside down so they dont shit on her face
TweetYo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
TweetYo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
TweetYo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
TweetYo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
TweetYo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
TweetYo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
TweetYo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
TweetYo momma is so gay she lookes l
Tweetyour dumb ass momma tried to commit suicide out the basement window
Tweetonly your dumb ass momma can fall up the steps
Tweetyour momma so fat her bloodtype is ragu
Tweetyo mammas gramar is so bad she said wow look at that ask!
Tweetshe alsow told called me a bench!
yo mamma so fat,naruto dont belive it
Tweetyo mammas knees are so ashey she can light a match on fire and she said
Tweet”im angrey”(just think of her bein really mad!
yo mamma so poor she cant affored the r in poor so now shes poo
Tweetyo momma so old she farts dust
Tweetyour mommas so stupid she had a glass leg and uses windex to clean her leg.
Tweetyour momma so stupid when she missed the school bus she said come back my twinkie.
Tweetyo momma so old she did a drive by shooting on the back of a dinosaur
Tweetyo momma is so skinny she hula hoops wih cherios
Tweetyo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
TweetYo momma is so fat shes just like a park big,wide,and open to the public
Tweetanonymous, please SHUT UP. by the way …im a black belt in YO MAMMA
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she shoved a battery up her @$$ and said I GOT THE POWER!
TweetSHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Tweetyour momma is soooo dumb, she drown watchin dawsons creek.
Tweetyour momma so gay she drown in rikki lake
Tweetyour momma so stupid she read 4 books and told everybody she fell 4 stories
Tweetyour momma is so dumb i told her it was chilli out side so she went and grabbed a spoon and a bowl
Tweetyour mommas mustache is so big everybody thought she was retarded
Tweetyour momma is so stupid she called 411 to get the number for 911
Tweetyour momma is so dumb chuck norris roundhouse kick the bitch
Tweetyo momma’s so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip-and-slide
TweetYo momma is so easy a caveman could do her!
Yo momma is just like a bigmac fat and worth $1.00!
Tweetdamn
Tweetyo mommas so retarted shes retarted
TweetYour Mom Is So Horny, She Makes A Rino’s Point Look Dull!
TweetYour Mom Is So Fat When She Bent Over We Entered Day LIght Savings Time!
Tweetyo momma asked me when i was gonna end the jokes isaid whenever your gonna end
Tweetyo momma so flat she said ”hey mom” and she was talking to a pancake
Tweetyo momma has such a thick mustache they called 911 and said “we have a fat male here who is overheated from usin to much energy to reach the remote
Tweetyo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
even though shes dumb, i love making babies with her
Tweether tits are HUGE !!!yum yum yum
ur mom is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and commited suicide
ska ga ga ga ga
Tweetmatt is so gay, he typed about his own momma
Tweetyo mama’s so good, i’m becoming yo new dad!
SEX ROX with YO MOM!!!!!!!!
Tweettits r soft virgina so nice
wahoo!
YO MAMMA SO FAT EVERY TIME SHE FALLS SHE GOES STRAIT TO HELL
Tweetyo moms a home run in bed!
Tweettitties to squeeze virginie to lick
MMMMMMMMM!!!
anonomys is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
Tweetlast dis is a 100/10
ROFL ROFL ROFL
You momma’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in Year 3!
TweetYour mom a monkey!!!
TweetYou momma so stupid she went to santa claus and asked for a new butt cause hers had a crack in it
Tweetyour momma is so fat shes 10 times fatter than fat albert!
Tweethair jordan’ fan is so ugly that he joind an ugly contest and they said “no profesional’s aloud. take that wanna be
Tweetyour mom is so old she taught jesus in the 1st grade
Tweetyour mom is so fat they had to paint a red stripe down her back see if she was walking our rolling
Tweetyour mom is so fat her belly button has a echo!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyour mama so fat not even Dora can explore lol
Tweetyo mama is so stupid she took make up advice from britney spears
Tweetyour mama so old she farts dust
Tweetyour mama dum she ate a michel jackson
Tweetyour mama so dum she broke torlet
Tweetyour mama so old shes older the my ass
Tweetyour mama so dum she broke torlet
Tweetyo mama so old her breast milk is pouder
Tweetyo mama so dum when she went to a dance class she broke ever one
Tweetyo momma so dum she threw a butter out the window to see a butterfly
Tweetyo momma so fat when she saw a school bus filled with white kids she said “someone stop that twinky”
Tweetyo mama so fat when she moved god said let there be light.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she jumped up in da air she got stuck and chinse man said haha its a wooky stuck in the air wwwdddd.
Tweetyr mama is like a bowling ball, gets fingered 3 waays, thrown down an alley and still comes bak 4 more
Tweetur mums so dumb i sed christmas is round da corner and she went looking for it.
Tweetyo momma is so short when she walked off the sidewalk she commited suicied
Tweetyo momma so fat that every time she farts the temperture goes up 10 degrees
Tweetyo momma so fat and gross that they discovered that the lost world was just yo momma’s butt cheek from when she didnt shower for a month!
Tweetyo momma so dumb deaf and blind that she put helen keller to shame
TweetYour mum is so fat and stupid i sed “lets play squash” and she sat on me
Tweetyour mums so fat shes fat
Tweetur mum is as ugly as cbrown$y
Tweetyour mum is as ugly as bowling
Tweetyour dad sucks dick just like bowling2 does
Tweeti guess i has tht coming to me, like ur mum had me comming on her =P
Tweetu r gay bowling2
Tweetur mum bowling
Tweetyo momma so fat she sat on the couch and made 2
Tweetyo mommo is so fat that she has to have sex in the great wall of china
Tweetyo momma so ghetto wen she breastfeeds KOOL AID COMES OUT!!!
Tweetyo momma so old she was hanging around with judas wen he gave out the “TEN COMMANDMENTS”
TweetYo Momma So Black When She Puts Lipstick On She’s Like A Hamburger
TweetYo Momma’s Tittys…Are Smaller Than Yours
TweetYo mama so stupid i told her to duck and she jumped
Tweetyour name Sem. Exam
Rotisser
n.ro-ts-r - A cooking device equipped with a rotating
spit on which meat or other food is roasted.
Sentence/Example:1.Rotisserie is used for cooking many of times.
Synonyms: none
Stream
n.strm - A flow of water in a channel or bed, as a brook,rivulet,
or small river. A steady current in such a flow of water. A steady current of a
fluid.Sentence/example1.I lost my dollar in the stream.
Synonym: none
Rotary
adj. rt-r - Of, relating to, causing, or characterized by
rotation, especially axial rotation.Sentence/example1.I am rotary to my parents.
Synonym:none
River
n.rvr - A large natural stream of water emptying into an
ocean, lake, or other body of water and usually fed along its course by
Converging tributaries.Sentence/example1.I rode a boat in a big river
Synonym: none
Rosemary
n.rzmar - An aromatic evergreen
Mediterranean shrub (Rosmarinus officinalis) having light blue or pink
flowers and grayish-green leaves that are used in cooking and perfumery.Sentence/example1.Rosemary
are shiped from Europe>
Synonym: none
Turmoil
Tweetn.turmoil - A state of extreme confusion or agitation;
commotion or tumult: a country in turmoil over labor strikes.Sentence/example1.There was a tumoil
Synonym: none
yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air
Tweetyo momma is so fat she jumped in a kidde pool and made a tsunami
Tweethow long does it take a black lady to take a shit……….9 months
Tweetyour momma is so fat she wakes up in sections
Tweetu so ugly your birth certificate was an apolligy letter from the rubber factory.
Tweetyo moma is like a brick, she has a flat back and gets laid by Mexicans!!!
Tweetyo mamas so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
Tweetyo momma so fat she needs plannin permition 2 sit down
yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
Tweetyo mama’s so stupid when she crapped, she said “my second baby!”
Tweetyour momma like a vacum she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet
Tweetyo mamma so broke when i went through your front door i went out ur window
Tweetyo mama so dumn when she put a quater in the parking lot meter she said where my gumball at
Tweetyour mamas so stupid when she went through the drive through at burger king she said ill have it to to go plz your mamas so stupid she ordered a diet water
TweetYo mommas so old she did a drive by shooting with a sling shot
TweetYour momma is so fat that when she went to weigh her self it said to be continued
Tweetall of you guys are dumb!
Tweetwhat are you from kindergarten?
all of you guys are dumb!
Tweetyo mama so fat she swets greece
Tweetyo mamma so fat she made the farris wheel stop
Tweetim hot
Tweetwho wants to date me???
Tweetyo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
Tweetyo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
Tweetyo mamma so ugly her reflection quit
TweetYo mamma so fishy when you where ataked by a shark she said” Hi mom”
Tweetyo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said”A B C D E F G get yo fat @$$ off of me”
TweetWhen da scientists wut 2 know wut da moon will luk lke in a billion yrz they will luk at ur mumz ass
Tweetur momma is so stuipd that when she was locked up the grocey store she died of hunger
TweetTo mommas so old I found her in a prehistoric museum!
TweetThere’s no such thing as “Sasquatch”…
Tweet…all it is is yo momma!!
Yo mommas so nasty she eats balls at her job!
TweetEverytime yo momma farts global warming gets worse
TweetYo mommas so nasty when I told her I was gonna go fishing for tuna and crab in the deep sea she spread her legs and said. “okay be careful don’t get lost in there!”
TweetYo mommas so fat she the jello mascot
TweetYo momma is so dark when I turned off the lights I lost her
TweetYo momma so old she farts dust
TweetYo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 is when she weight herself
TweetYo mommas like a flute, she can blow and get fingered at the same time.
TweetYo mommas like a taxi cab you gotta pay to get a ride
TweetYo mommas like a ship people all over the world ride her
TweetYo mommas so fat and old she’s stuck back in 348 B.C.
TweetYo mommas so stupid she put a condom on a dildo before she used it
TweetYo mommas such a whore she’s the queen of prostitutes
TweetYo mommas like a snake she can fit just about anything in her mouth and deep throat it
Tweetyo momma’s like humpty dumpty first she get’s humped then she get’s dumpted
Tweetyo mommas so fat DORA couldnt explore her
Tweetyo mommas so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag yo mommas so king kong said eww
Tweet*yo mommas so ugly* king king said eww***
TweetYo mamas so fat, she was lying around in the ocean when the French discovered her and called her the new world!!
Tweetyo
Tweetyo momma is ugly every time she walked past the bathroom, the toilet flushed
Tweetyo momma so fat that every time she ran the kids called her turkey neck cuz her neck would gobble gobble
Tweetyo mammas so fate she went to a hotel so they put a blanket over dah ocean!!! dahs punny ennit!!!
Tweetyour mama so skinny she can hullahoop through a cheerio
TweetYo mamma so dirty i sked wats for dinner she spread her legs and said dig in
Tweetyo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Tweetyo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
Tweetyo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
Tweetyo mamma’s house so dirty u have to wipe ur feet before u get outside
TweetYour momma’s so fat she enters the room and says, where’d everybody go.
TweetYour momma’s so fat, Fat Albert ran out of a job.
TweetYo mamma is so fat the turkey for Thankgiving was her appetiser!!
Tweetk
TweetYo mamma soo fat, even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
Tweetyo mama so fat she got stuck in the toilet
Tweetyo momma is so fat i asked her if she knew her abcs she said no but i know my kfcs 6 pc. 8 pc. 12 pc. 20pc.
Tweetyo momma so fat i asked her what her favorite color was she screamed out LONG JOHN SILVERS
Tweetyo momma so fat she eat wheat thicks
Tweetyo momma so fat her blood type is rago
TweetYO MAMA SO FAT…….YOU HERE THAT BEEPIN’ NOISE THATS HER BAKING UP!!!!
TweetYO MOMMA HAIR IS UNBEWEVEABLE
TweetYO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE THROUGH A BOOMERANG AND IT DIDDNT COME BAC
YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Tweetyor mama titties are so cold they tighten and make a whirlpool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
Tweetyour mama is so poor that she cant afford grass so heres a green peice of paper
TweetYour mother’s so fat that when she ordered a waterbed, they stretched a blanket over to the Pacific Ocean (:
Tweetyo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tweetyo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
TweetYo momma is so poor when she went in the house she was in the backyard.
TweetYo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said “No pros”.
TweetYo momma is so fat king kong mistaked her for his mom.
Tweetyo mamma so ugly when she crys the tears roll up her face
Tweetyo momma so fat if she stepped on a dolloe she could make change
Tweetyo momma so fat she cant spell her own name
Tweetyo momma so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people be like taxi
Tweetyo mama so fat when she steps on da scale it says to be continued
Tweetyo mama so ashy when she scratched her self it startied to snow
Tweetyo mama so stupied she put makup on her head to MAKE-UP her mind
Tweetyo mama so fat she was shooting at a wall and the and the dart came back hit here and she bleed for days
TweetYo mama so dumb when she heard of soulja boys snap and roll dance she thought it was a candy bar
TweetYo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she thought it was you
Tweetyo mama so dumb when she was drinking O.G she thought it was breast milk
Tweetur momma is soo stupid a yellow school bus drove by and she said heyy stop dat twinkle
TweetAnybody interested?? the names Holly
Tweetyou mom so fat that when she saw the school bus she said comebak my twinky…
TweetYo mamma so dumb she though Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Tweetyo mommas like a taxi every time you ride you gotta pay
Tweetyo mamma so dumb when she put a quarter in a parking meter she said “hey wheres my gumbal?”
Tweetyo mama is so stupid when her friend said she lives in a two story house yo mom said maybe i read those books
Tweetyo mama so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judje said sorry no pros aloud
Tweetyo mama is so cheap i had sex with her i gave her a penny and she gave me change back
Tweetyo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can i told what she was doing she said moving
Tweetyo mama is so black when she went to night school they marked her late
TweetTo mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car!
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she goes to burger king and orders a my size meal they give her the sign.
Tweetyour momma so fat she smokes crack threw garbage can
TweetYo mama is so crazy she likes sex like its food
TweetYo mama is so short she has to climb on a car to kiss ur pappy. Klick me on thuglifeinhere@yahoo.com
TweetAdrian
TweetVatos locos is so ugly and dirty all ladys said no jesus!
TweetYo Momma so old she farts dust
Tweetyo mama got chin hair
Tweetyo mama got chin hair
Tweetyo mama so dumb she doesnt ride the short bus she rides the van
TweetTHIS IS BORING MAN
TweetTHIS IS BORING MAN
Tweetso fat that when she jumped off the empire state building wearing a blue coat people say:’the sky is falling!’
TweetYo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
TweetYo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Tweetyo mamas just like a pool table balls always flyin into her
Tweetyo mamas just like a camel, 2 humps shes done
Tweetyo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese fone book
TweetYo mam so fat, not even dora can explore her OHHHH
Tweetyour mommas so fat, when she turned around it was her birthday.
Tweetyour mommas so ugly she turned madoosa to stone
Tweetwhat is a dick?
Tweetyo mama is so harry people mistake her for a stack of hay
Tweetyo mama is so harry people mistake her for a stack of hay
TweetYo mamma’s so fat, her ceral bowl came with a life guard!
Tweetjustin scott sutton is so gay he is just gay
TweetBecky sutton is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Tweetsutt is gay
TweetSutt’s so poor they call him ‘Obama’, cause he wants change
TweetO YES
Becky sutton is so fat she needs watches on both arms because she covers both time zones
Tweetyo mama so fat she has to go to the tent section for her underwear!
Tweetyo mama so fat that when u hav to leave the house they hav to grease down the door and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her to go through!
Tweetyo mama so fat that when she layed on the beach all the people shouted free willie1
Tweetyo mama so fat that she got hit by a parked car!!!
Tweetyo mamas so ugly when she looked out her window she got arrested for mooning
Tweeti am gay
Tweetsdgvcds
Tweetyo mama is so ugly she made the blind childern cry
TweetI am a huge douche bag
Tweetyo mama so ugly she looks like you
TweetYO Momma is so old she did a backflip and kicked GOD in the chin!
TweetYo mama is so brown she was in the choclate isle and i yanked a hershy kiss and she said, LET GO OF MY NIPPLE”
Tweetyour mama is a hoe
Tweetshe has to look at h
curtis house stanks like feet in ass
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she put on her yellow raincoat people said “taxi!
Tweetyo mama so white she can see her self in moon
Tweetyo mama so fat shes the moon
Tweetbitch ass hoe
Tweetbitch ass hoe slut
TweetYo mama is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
TweetYo mama so fat she went to marine world to get baptized
Tweetyou know the diffrence between yo mama and the titanic.
Tweet-your mom floats
you know the diffrence between yo mama and the titanic.
Tweet-your moma floats
yo momma’s so fat that she make Fat Albert Look Hot!
TweetYo momma is so fat, that you cant see the big dick she is hiding down there
TweetTYLER IS GAY
TweetLENNOX HAS BIG TITS
Tweetyo mama is so fat that when she opened her mouth people thought her mouth was a cave
Tweetyo mama is so old that her breast milk is powder
Tweetyo mamma so hairy, the people that look at her say hair jordan
Tweetyo momma so ugly she made popcorn pop
Tweetyo momma so ugly she got the computers turning off
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
Tweetyo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
Tweetyo mama is so fat Mt. Everest tried to climb her
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one person at a time
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she jumped she got stuck
Tweetlast one, yo mama is so ugly she made blind children cry. And I am just as young as u
Tweetyo momma is so ugly , shrek lost his job !
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she went to the movies and sat in the front , thought she was going to see the mo0ovie first
TweetYo mama so gay michael jackson lost his job
Tweetyo mamma so old, even her brain has grey hair
TweetYo mama so stupid she sat on da TV and watched the couch..mmm. SLAYY
Tweetnor would the fattest guy in the world
Tweetyour mom is so fat when she goes tanning on the beach, people yell “BEACHED WHALE YO!”
TweetYo momma so fat, her stretch marks have stretch marks
Tweetyo mama so fat she trip on 4th ave and landed on 12th ave.
TweetYo mama so ugly she made Monalisa frown
Tweetyo mamma so stink that they named a stink bomb ather her
Tweetyo mama is so poor when she was kicking a can down the street a cop stopped her and said miss what are you doing she said I”moving bitch.”
Tweetyo mama is so poor when she was kicking a can down the street a cop stopped her and said miss what are you doing she said I”moving bitch.”
Tweetyo mama so fat that when a yellow bus full of white people hit her she said who threw that damn twinky?
Tweetyo mama so ugly the rice crispies wont even talk to her.
Tweetshit
Tweetshit bastard
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that she got looked in a food store and starved to death
Tweetyour mama is so fat we are in here right now
Tweetyour mama is so stupid that when we said drinks are on the house she went out and got a ladder and went out on the house
Tweetyour mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor punched her in the face
TweetYo Mamma so stupid, she thinks High School Musical is the best movie ever.
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter she said “hey wheres my gumball?” yo mammas so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. yo mama so fat she has 3 shirt sizes…
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humongus and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TWARDS US!!!!!! yo mamas so dumb she thinks a quarterback is chamge. yo mamas so fat i saw her on channel 2 and i still saw her fat as(s) on channel 65. yo mamas so poor when she goes 2 KFC she has 2 lick other ppls fingers. yo mammas so stupid she tries 2 spell the ABC’s with M&M’s.
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to straingle me with a coardless phone
Tweetyo momma so dumb she tried to drownd a fish
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she got married your dad had to boworr a wedding ring from satern
Tweetyo mama is so poor when i was walking on the side walk i diceided to jump in her house windo but i end up in the back yard.
Tweetyo mama breath stank so much dat when she yawned her teeth ducked
TweetYo momma glasses so thick she can look at the map and see people waving
TweetYO MAMMA SO FAT DORA CANT EXPLORE HER
TweetYO MOMMA SO POOR I WENT TO HER HOUSE AND STEPPED ON A CIGARET SHE SAID WHO TURNED OFF MY HEATER
Tweetyo momma so durty when she slap herself she makes a mudd slide
Tweetyo mamma so short and ugly even Micheal Jackson knew she was dude
Tweetyo momma so ghetto her breast milk’s from koolaid jammers
Tweetyo momma so ghetto her breast milk’s from koolaid jammers
Tweetyour mamma is so dumb when she sticked a battery up her ass
Tweetshe seid i feel the power.
yo momma is so poor , i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on & one shoe off,,, i asked her “lost a shoe???” and she said “nope just found one!!!” :)))
Tweetomg!!!!!!! yaw tell the stupidestt YO MOMMA jokes ever!!!!!!!!!!! mine are WWAAYY more funnier!!!!!! =7 ^p3@c3^
Tweetyo momma so ugly she wanted to be a fashon model she couldn’t be one because she is so ugly.
TweetYo moma is so fat, Nationwide is always on her side.
TweetHaha you guys are funny i guess
Tweetyo momma so stupid that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said, “follow that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!!!”
TweetYo mommas soooo hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
TweetYo mommas soooo hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
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Yo mama so dumb that she thinks she has a slap happy grandpappy, and a big fanny granny
Tweetyou moma so ugly that when when they posted anugly pagent, the judges said “sorry no professionals!”!
Tweetyour mama so stupid that when she didnt have cable, she put in the channel for nickelodean, she said “hey where’s wheres the square guy?”
Tweetyou mama so dumb when she first heard the werd craigslist,she said whats his list about?
Tweetu mma so old she stil owes jehovah $500.00, in CASH! oooohhh!

Tweetyo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade damn yo momma old
Tweetyo momma so fat when she bunjee jump she go shraight to hell
Tweetyo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
Tweetdamn yo momma fat shit I cant believe it
yo mo0mma so fat her shadow weighed 45 pounds
Tweetyo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60min
Tweetyour mommas so fat when god said let there be light ther was none
Tweetyo mamma so ugly she look like tha leader of tha gorila group
Tweetyo momma so fat when she went to mcdonalds they said welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order she said no may i take the mcdonalds
Tweetyour mom so fat she thought i was a twinkie
Tweetyo momma so fat and got so many stretch marks they call her whips
Tweetyo momma so fat her triple chins look ten stacks of oreos
Tweetyo mom so fat in space she made gravity
Tweetyo moms so fat when she trys to get up she needs a fortlift and a twinkie on a string
Tweetyour mom so ugly when they saw her baby pictures they burned them
Tweetyour mom so fat she got all fast food restaraunts on speed dial
Tweetyour mom so stupid she thought that the green bay packers were a moving company
Tweetyour mom so short they mistaked gary coleman as her brother
Tweetyour mom so fat when she died she needed a extra deluxe grave
Tweetyour mom so dirty that her crabs had crabs
Tweetyo mama so fat her finger’s were too big to dial a number on a phone!1
Tweetyo momma so fat when she wore her yellow rain coat people said” Taxi”
TweetYo mama iz so so ugly wen she look up birds flew away n started 2 rain
Tweetyo mamma so ugly that wen she looked n tha mirror bloody mary said i quit.
Tweetyo mamma so ugly that wen she looked n tha mirror bloody mary said i quit.
Tweetthese jokes r shitty!!!!!!!!!!! im so bored if ur reading this go to another site its all horrible jokes trust me my friends turn back now….
Tweetyo mama so big her boobes shot out katchup n mustered
Tweetyo mama so ugly that when she look in the mirror bloody mary said go to the wacky shack
Tweetis any one her from austrlia i am an im 12
Tweetyur mum so fat her new diet is now 10 big macs a week
TweetYour Mama is so fat that when she weight herself the machine said one at a time.
Tweetyo momma is so dumb wen she went 2 the cinema the person said 18 and over so she went home and brought 17 more friends
Tweetyo momma so ugly she walked in a strip club and they payed her to keep her clothes on
Tweetyo momma is so stupid she locked herself in a matress ore and slept on the floor
Tweetyo momma is so black she went to a night school and they counted her absent
Tweetyour mama is so fat last time she seen 90210 was on a scale
Tweetyo mama was so fat when she stept on a scale it said 1 a time pleace
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she bunggy jumps she gose strate to hell
Tweetyour mama is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone
Tweetyour mama is she jumps in the air she gets stuck
Tweetyo mama is so fat u are in her right now
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she went to the store she covers 1-10 iles
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she farts she blows everyone away
Tweetyo mama so fat when she bunggy jumps she bringes the brige to
Tweetyo mama so fat when she bunggy jumps she bring the briges to
Tweetyo mama so fat when she bunggy jumps she bring the briges to
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she weres yellow everyone yell taxie
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she goes to outerspace she gets stuck
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she gose to outterspace she gets stuck
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