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You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december.
You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december.
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yo momma so stupid she mistaken her own daghter for a monkey
yo momma so ugly when she turns on the shower the water runs away
sum1 challenge me, ur jokes r crap
The rules are:
- Freestyle, anything goes
- No internet jokes, must be Original
yo mama is so old she went out with jesus in preschool
yo mama so ugly she makes every body look bad
jacob is gay
jacob is the gayest guy i have ever seen
and alex
my moma is so ugly she gave birth to me.
all smash you hair jordan
your mama is so fat she steped on the beach and all the whales started singing “we are family!” lol
ok bring it on
yo mommas so old she was a zoo keeper on Noah’s Ark
Yo mommas so hairy she’s suing Chewbacca for plagiarism
Yo momma’s so nasty her vibrator needs anti-biotics
Yo momma can gargle hommus
Yo momma’s so fat she bleeds ketchup
Yo momma did movember
Yo momma’s so poor they call her ‘Obama’, cause she wants change
yo mamma is so poor when you took a paper plate out of the cabinet she said not to use the fine china
yo mamma is so ugly they call her the grinch cause no1 else nows where your moms mold is growing
yo momma is so pretty that brad pitt wants to bang here
yo momma’s so dumb that every time she here’s the word boob she thinks it’s another word for poob with “b” for “bitch” instead of “p” for “pussy”
your mama is so fat when she blocked the tv i missed 2 episode
yo mama so stupid when i pissed on her back she thought it was raining
You momma so fat when she went to the zoo the hippo’s thought it was their long lost relative.
those jokes r crap
big thumbs down
your moma so old and so fat in dinasour times she was known as fatasszilla
lolzz
yo mommma so fat and old in dinasour times she was known as fatasszilla
hehe
Yo Momma is so stupid, she thought Bernie Mac was a food at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.
YO MAMA SO STUPID THAT IT TAKED HER 2 HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES! ! ! ! ! !~ ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yo mama so hairy she looks like the grinch
yo momma so fat, she has peanut butter fat rolls and jelly side burns!
all ur jokes r shit
the highest rating i give is to that fatasszilla joke, it gets 2/10
Yo momma’s teeth are sooo crooked n fuct up when she smiles it looks like she throwing gang signs.
yo momma went 2 da beach @ mc donalds and the whales started jumpin ^ sayin we r family even tho ur fatter than me
Yo Momma SOO Stoopid she thought Fruit Punch Was a gay boxer…
challenge you guys with that joke
all yo mommas are uglier than my momma
yo momma’s like a rat, big teeth and long hair coming out her nose
yo momma so dumb that she thought she was taking a dump when she had you
yo momma is like a dog, she sniffs ass and licks balls
yo momma thought the jonas brothers was biblical characters
yo momma thought obama was a state next to mississippi
yo mamma’s so fat,I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
you mamma so fat that she cut herself and gravy spit out
all of those jokes u stole from the internet, they r all crap.
Sum1 challenge ME!!!!!!!
That fruit punch joke was stolen from the internet!!!! 0/10
yo mamma so old when she went to an antique store they wouldnt let her out
yo momma is sooo stupid she bought a glass door with a peephole
your momma is so dumb I told her christams was around the corner, and she went lookin!!
Niko Bellic
your momma so dumb…she thought a toyota was a star wars action figure
Yo momma is so fat,they had to install speed bumps at the all you can eat buffet. youtube.com/ssx3helper w00t
your momma so fat she dont have lint balls in her belly button that bitch got sweaters!
you momma so hairy she got afros growing around her nipples
your momma is so fat when she bunji jumped she went straight to hell
tell all your mommas to stop changing there lipstick colors cause my dick is starting to look like the rainbow
your momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed with her just to see how long she slept
your momma so fat that bitch falls off both sides of the bed
yo family so poor when u asked yo momma whats for dinner your dad jumped in smacked her pussy and said sorry son i ate all the crabs lastnight
your momma so fat when she went to her 4th grade class she said ok it time to take the biscuit…. (i mean the roll)
you momma so old she farts dust
yea ur momma so old she poots powder
you momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the couch
your momma so fat she shits jelly
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
your momma so fat the horse on her polo shirt is real
your momma so ugly that when birds fly over her they fly upside down so they dont shit on her face
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk
Yo momma is so gay she lookes l
your dumb ass momma tried to commit suicide out the basement window
only your dumb ass momma can fall up the steps
your momma so fat her bloodtype is ragu
yo mammas gramar is so bad she said wow look at that ask!
she alsow told called me a bench!
yo mamma so fat,naruto dont belive it
yo mammas knees are so ashey she can light a match on fire and she said
”im angrey”(just think of her bein really mad!
yo mamma so poor she cant affored the r in poor so now shes poo
yo momma so old she farts dust
your mommas so stupid she had a glass leg and uses windex to clean her leg.
your momma so stupid when she missed the school bus she said come back my twinkie.
yo momma so old she did a drive by shooting on the back of a dinosaur
yo momma is so skinny she hula hoops wih cherios
yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Yo momma is so fat shes just like a park big,wide,and open to the public
anonymous, please SHUT UP. by the way …im a black belt in YO MAMMA
yo mamma so stupid she shoved a battery up her @$$ and said I GOT THE POWER!
SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
your momma is soooo dumb, she drown watchin dawsons creek.
your momma so gay she drown in rikki lake
your momma so stupid she read 4 books and told everybody she fell 4 stories
your momma is so dumb i told her it was chilli out side so she went and grabbed a spoon and a bowl
your mommas mustache is so big everybody thought she was retarded
your momma is so stupid she called 411 to get the number for 911
your momma is so dumb chuck norris roundhouse kick the bitch
yo momma’s so fat, she uses the freeway as a slip-and-slide
Yo momma is so easy a caveman could do her!
Yo momma is just like a bigmac fat and worth $1.00!
damn
yo mommas so retarted shes retarted
Your Mom Is So Horny, She Makes A Rino’s Point Look Dull!
Your Mom Is So Fat When She Bent Over We Entered Day LIght Savings Time!
yo momma asked me when i was gonna end the jokes isaid whenever your gonna end
yo momma so flat she said ”hey mom” and she was talking to a pancake
yo momma has such a thick mustache they called 911 and said “we have a fat male here who is overheated from usin to much energy to reach the remote
yo mamas so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl
even though shes dumb, i love making babies with her
her tits are HUGE !!!yum yum yum
ur mom is so ugly, she looked in the mirror and commited suicide
ska ga ga ga ga
matt is so gay, he typed about his own momma
yo mama’s so good, i’m becoming yo new dad!
SEX ROX with YO MOM!!!!!!!!
tits r soft virgina so nice
wahoo!
YO MAMMA SO FAT EVERY TIME SHE FALLS SHE GOES STRAIT TO HELL
yo moms a home run in bed!
titties to squeeze virginie to lick
MMMMMMMMM!!!
anonomys is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!
last dis is a 100/10
ROFL ROFL ROFL
You momma’s so old, she sat next to Jesus in Year 3!
Your mom a monkey!!!
You momma so stupid she went to santa claus and asked for a new butt cause hers had a crack in it
your momma is so fat shes 10 times fatter than fat albert!
hair jordan’ fan is so ugly that he joind an ugly contest and they said “no profesional’s aloud. take that wanna be
your mom is so old she taught jesus in the 1st grade
your mom is so fat they had to paint a red stripe down her back see if she was walking our rolling
your mom is so fat her belly button has a echo!!!!!!!!!
your mama so fat not even Dora can explore lol
yo mama is so stupid she took make up advice from britney spears
your mama so old she farts dust
your mama dum she ate a michel jackson
your mama so dum she broke torlet
your mama so old shes older the my ass
your mama so dum she broke torlet
yo mama so old her breast milk is pouder
yo mama so dum when she went to a dance class she broke ever one
yo momma so dum she threw a butter out the window to see a butterfly
yo momma so fat when she saw a school bus filled with white kids she said “someone stop that twinky”
yo mama so fat when she moved god said let there be light.
yo mama so fat when she jumped up in da air she got stuck and chinse man said haha its a wooky stuck in the air wwwdddd.
yr mama is like a bowling ball, gets fingered 3 waays, thrown down an alley and still comes bak 4 more
ur mums so dumb i sed christmas is round da corner and she went looking for it.
yo momma is so short when she walked off the sidewalk she commited suicied
yo momma is so black they maked her absent because she went to night school. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yo momma so fat that every time she farts the temperture goes up 10 degrees
yo momma so fat and gross that they discovered that the lost world was just yo momma’s butt cheek from when she didnt shower for a month!
yo momma so dumb deaf and blind that she put helen keller to shame
Your mum is so fat and stupid i sed “lets play squash” and she sat on me
your mums so fat shes fat
ur mum is as ugly as cbrown$y
your mum is as ugly as bowling
your dad sucks dick just like bowling2 does
i guess i has tht coming to me, like ur mum had me comming on her =P
u r gay bowling2
ur mum bowling
yo momma so fat she sat on the couch and made 2
yo mommo is so fat that she has to have sex in the great wall of china
yo momma so ghetto wen she breastfeeds KOOL AID COMES OUT!!!
yo momma so old she was hanging around with judas wen he gave out the “TEN COMMANDMENTS”
Yo Momma So Black When She Puts Lipstick On She’s Like A Hamburger
Yo Momma’s Tittys…Are Smaller Than Yours
Yo mama so stupid i told her to duck and she jumped
your name Sem. Exam
Rotisser
n.ro-ts-r - A cooking device equipped with a rotating
spit on which meat or other food is roasted.
Sentence/Example:1.Rotisserie is used for cooking many of times.
Synonyms: none
Stream
n.strm - A flow of water in a channel or bed, as a brook,rivulet,
or small river. A steady current in such a flow of water. A steady current of a
fluid.Sentence/example1.I lost my dollar in the stream.
Synonym: none
Rotary
adj. rt-r - Of, relating to, causing, or characterized by
rotation, especially axial rotation.Sentence/example1.I am rotary to my parents.
Synonym:none
River
n.rvr - A large natural stream of water emptying into an
ocean, lake, or other body of water and usually fed along its course by
Converging tributaries.Sentence/example1.I rode a boat in a big river
Synonym: none
Rosemary
n.rzmar - An aromatic evergreen
Mediterranean shrub (Rosmarinus officinalis) having light blue or pink
flowers and grayish-green leaves that are used in cooking and perfumery.Sentence/example1.Rosemary
are shiped from Europe>
Synonym: none
Turmoil
n.turmoil - A state of extreme confusion or agitation;
commotion or tumult: a country in turmoil over labor strikes.Sentence/example1.There was a tumoil
Synonym: none
yo momma is so fat that when she jumped she got stuck in the air
yo momma is so fat she jumped in a kidde pool and made a tsunami
how long does it take a black lady to take a shit……….9 months
your momma is so fat she wakes up in sections
u so ugly your birth certificate was an apolligy letter from the rubber factory.
yo moma is like a brick, she has a flat back and gets laid by Mexicans!!!
yo mamas so fat she cant reach her back pocket!
yo momma so fat she needs plannin permition 2 sit down
yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon
yo mama’s so stupid when she crapped, she said “my second baby!”
your momma like a vacum she sucks,blows and gets laid in the closet
yo mamma so broke when i went through your front door i went out ur window
yo mama so dumn when she put a quater in the parking lot meter she said where my gumball at
your mamas so stupid when she went through the drive through at burger king she said ill have it to to go plz your mamas so stupid she ordered a diet water
Yo mommas so old she did a drive by shooting with a sling shot
Your momma is so fat that when she went to weigh her self it said to be continued
all of you guys are dumb!
what are you from kindergarten?
all of you guys are dumb!
yo mama so fat she swets greece
yo mamma so fat she made the farris wheel stop
im hot
who wants to date me???
yo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
yo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit
Yo mamma so fishy when you where ataked by a shark she said” Hi mom”
yo mamma so fat when she sat on the toilet the toilet said”A B C D E F G get yo fat @$$ off of me”
When da scientists wut 2 know wut da moon will luk lke in a billion yrz they will luk at ur mumz ass
ur momma is so stuipd that when she was locked up the grocey store she died of hunger
To mommas so old I found her in a prehistoric museum!
There’s no such thing as “Sasquatch”…
…all it is is yo momma!!
Yo mommas so nasty she eats balls at her job!
Everytime yo momma farts global warming gets worse
Yo mommas so nasty when I told her I was gonna go fishing for tuna and crab in the deep sea she spread her legs and said. “okay be careful don’t get lost in there!”
Yo mommas so fat she the jello mascot
Yo momma is so dark when I turned off the lights I lost her
Yo momma so old she farts dust
Yo momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 is when she weight herself
Yo mommas like a flute, she can blow and get fingered at the same time.
Yo mommas like a taxi cab you gotta pay to get a ride
Yo mommas like a ship people all over the world ride her
Yo mommas so fat and old she’s stuck back in 348 B.C.
Yo mommas so stupid she put a condom on a dildo before she used it
Yo mommas such a whore she’s the queen of prostitutes
Yo mommas like a snake she can fit just about anything in her mouth and deep throat it
yo momma’s like humpty dumpty first she get’s humped then she get’s dumpted
yo mommas so fat DORA couldnt explore her
yo mommas so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag yo mommas so king kong said eww
*yo mommas so ugly* king king said eww***
Yo mamas so fat, she was lying around in the ocean when the French discovered her and called her the new world!!
yo
yo momma is ugly every time she walked past the bathroom, the toilet flushed
yo momma so fat that every time she ran the kids called her turkey neck cuz her neck would gobble gobble
yo mammas so fate she went to a hotel so they put a blanket over dah ocean!!! dahs punny ennit!!!
your mama so skinny she can hullahoop through a cheerio
Yo mamma so dirty i sked wats for dinner she spread her legs and said dig in
yo mamma so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved
yo mamma’s house so dirty u have to wipe ur feet before u get outside
Your momma’s so fat she enters the room and says, where’d everybody go.
Your momma’s so fat, Fat Albert ran out of a job.
Yo mamma is so fat the turkey for Thankgiving was her appetiser!!
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Yo mamma soo fat, even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction.
yo mama so fat she got stuck in the toilet
yo momma is so fat i asked her if she knew her abcs she said no but i know my kfcs 6 pc. 8 pc. 12 pc. 20pc.
yo momma so fat i asked her what her favorite color was she screamed out LONG JOHN SILVERS
yo momma so fat she eat wheat thicks
yo momma so fat her blood type is rago
YO MAMA SO FAT…….YOU HERE THAT BEEPIN’ NOISE THATS HER BAKING UP!!!!
YO MOMMA HAIR IS UNBEWEVEABLE
YO MOMMA SO UGLY SHE THROUGH A BOOMERANG AND IT DIDDNT COME BAC
YOUR MAMA SO FAT SHES ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
yor mama titties are so cold they tighten and make a whirlpool !!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
your mama is so poor that she cant afford grass so heres a green peice of paper
Your mother’s so fat that when she ordered a waterbed, they stretched a blanket over to the Pacific Ocean (:
yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yo momma so fat she jumped and got stuck
Yo momma is so poor when she went in the house she was in the backyard.
Yo momma is so ugly when she joined an ugly contest they said “No pros”.
Yo momma is so fat king kong mistaked her for his mom.
yo mamma so ugly when she crys the tears roll up her face
yo momma so fat if she stepped on a dolloe she could make change
yo momma so fat she cant spell her own name
yo momma so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat people be like taxi
yo mama so fat when she steps on da scale it says to be continued
yo mama so ashy when she scratched her self it startied to snow
yo mama so stupied she put makup on her head to MAKE-UP her mind
yo mama so fat she was shooting at a wall and the and the dart came back hit here and she bleed for days
Yo mama so dumb when she heard of soulja boys snap and roll dance she thought it was a candy bar
Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror she thought it was you
yo mama so dumb when she was drinking O.G she thought it was breast milk
ur momma is soo stupid a yellow school bus drove by and she said heyy stop dat twinkle
Anybody interested?? the names Holly
you mom so fat that when she saw the school bus she said comebak my twinky…
Yo mamma so dumb she though Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
yo mommas like a taxi every time you ride you gotta pay
yo mamma so dumb when she put a quarter in a parking meter she said “hey wheres my gumbal?”
yo mama is so stupid when her friend said she lives in a two story house yo mom said maybe i read those books
yo mama so ugly she entered a ugly contest and the judje said sorry no pros aloud
yo mama is so cheap i had sex with her i gave her a penny and she gave me change back
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can i told what she was doing she said moving
yo mama is so black when she went to night school they marked her late
To mama so dumb she got ran over by a parked car!
your mom is so fat when she goes to burger king and orders a my size meal they give her the sign.
your momma so fat she smokes crack threw garbage can
Yo mama is so crazy she likes sex like its food
Yo mama is so short she has to climb on a car to kiss ur pappy. Klick me on thuglifeinhere@yahoo.com
Adrian
Vatos locos is so ugly and dirty all ladys said no jesus!
Yo Momma so old she farts dust
yo mama got chin hair
yo mama got chin hair
yo mama so dumb she doesnt ride the short bus she rides the van
THIS IS BORING MAN
THIS IS BORING MAN
so fat that when she jumped off the empire state building wearing a blue coat people say:’the sky is falling!’
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says “okay!”
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
yo mamas just like a pool table balls always flyin into her
yo mamas just like a camel, 2 humps shes done
yo mamas so fat she has more chins than a chinese fone book
Yo mam so fat, not even dora can explore her OHHHH
your mommas so fat, when she turned around it was her birthday.
your mommas so ugly she turned madoosa to stone
what is a dick?
dick pussy sexy sex haveing sex
yo mama is so harry people mistake her for a stack of hay
yo mama is so harry people mistake her for a stack of hay
Yo mamma’s so fat, her ceral bowl came with a life guard!
justin scott sutton is so gay he is just gay
Becky sutton is so fat she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
sutt is gay
Sutt’s so poor they call him ‘Obama’, cause he wants change
O YES
Becky sutton is so fat she needs watches on both arms because she covers both time zones
yo mama so fat she has to go to the tent section for her underwear!
yo mama so fat that when u hav to leave the house they hav to grease down the door and hold a twinkie on the other side to get her to go through!
yo mama so fat that when she layed on the beach all the people shouted free willie1
yo mama so fat that she got hit by a parked car!!!
yo mamas so ugly when she looked out her window she got arrested for mooning
i am gay
sdgvcds
yo mama is so ugly she made the blind childern cry
I am a huge douche bag
yo mama so ugly she looks like you
YO Momma is so old she did a backflip and kicked GOD in the chin!
Yo mama is so brown she was in the choclate isle and i yanked a hershy kiss and she said, LET GO OF MY NIPPLE”
your mama is a hoe
she has to look at h
curtis house stanks like feet in ass
yo mama is so fat that when she put on her yellow raincoat people said “taxi!
yo mama so white she can see her self in moon
yo mama so fat shes the moon
bitch ass hoe
bitch ass hoe slut
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Yo mama so fat she went to marine world to get baptized
you know the diffrence between yo mama and the titanic.
-your mom floats
you know the diffrence between yo mama and the titanic.
-your moma floats
yo momma’s so fat that she make Fat Albert Look Hot!
Yo momma is so fat, that you cant see the big dick she is hiding down there
TYLER IS GAY
LENNOX HAS BIG TITS
yo mama is so fat that when she opened her mouth people thought her mouth was a cave
yo mama is so old that her breast milk is powder
yo mamma so hairy, the people that look at her say hair jordan
yo momma so ugly she made popcorn pop
yo momma so ugly she got the computers turning off
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued
yo mama is so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie
yo mama is so fat Mt. Everest tried to climb her
yo mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said one person at a time
yo mama is so fat when she jumped she got stuck
last one, yo mama is so ugly she made blind children cry. And I am just as young as u
yo momma is so ugly , shrek lost his job !
yo momma is so stupid she went to the movies and sat in the front , thought she was going to see the mo0ovie first
Yo mama so gay michael jackson lost his job
yo mamma so old, even her brain has grey hair
Yo mama so stupid she sat on da TV and watched the couch..mmm. SLAYY
nor would the fattest guy in the world
your mom is so fat when she goes tanning on the beach, people yell “BEACHED WHALE YO!”
Yo momma so fat, her stretch marks have stretch marks
yo mama so fat she trip on 4th ave and landed on 12th ave.
Yo mama so ugly she made Monalisa frown
yo mamma so stink that they named a stink bomb ather her
yo mama is so poor when she was kicking a can down the street a cop stopped her and said miss what are you doing she said I”moving bitch.”
yo mama is so poor when she was kicking a can down the street a cop stopped her and said miss what are you doing she said I”moving bitch.”
yo mama so fat that when a yellow bus full of white people hit her she said who threw that damn twinky?
yo mama so ugly the rice crispies wont even talk to her.
shit
shit bastard
your mama is so stupid that she got looked in a food store and starved to death
your mama is so fat we are in here right now
your mama is so stupid that when we said drinks are on the house she went out and got a ladder and went out on the house
your mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor punched her in the face
Yo Mamma so stupid, she thinks High School Musical is the best movie ever.
yo mamma is so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter she said “hey wheres my gumball?” yo mammas so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. yo mama so fat she has 3 shirt sizes…
jumbo
humongus and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TWARDS US!!!!!! yo mamas so dumb she thinks a quarterback is chamge. yo mamas so fat i saw her on channel 2 and i still saw her fat as(s) on channel 65. yo mamas so poor when she goes 2 KFC she has 2 lick other ppls fingers. yo mammas so stupid she tries 2 spell the ABC’s with M&M’s.
Yo momma is so dumb she tried to straingle me with a coardless phone
yo momma so dumb she tried to drownd a fish
yo mama is so fat when she got married your dad had to boworr a wedding ring from satern
yo mama is so poor when i was walking on the side walk i diceided to jump in her house windo but i end up in the back yard.
yo mama breath stank so much dat when she yawned her teeth ducked
Yo momma glasses so thick she can look at the map and see people waving
YO MAMMA SO FAT DORA CANT EXPLORE HER
YO MOMMA SO POOR I WENT TO HER HOUSE AND STEPPED ON A CIGARET SHE SAID WHO TURNED OFF MY HEATER
yo momma so durty when she slap herself she makes a mudd slide
yo mamma so short and ugly even Micheal Jackson knew she was dude
yo momma so ghetto her breast milk’s from koolaid jammers
yo momma so ghetto her breast milk’s from koolaid jammers
your mamma is so dumb when she sticked a battery up her ass
she seid i feel the power.
yo momma is so poor , i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on & one shoe off,,, i asked her “lost a shoe???” and she said “nope just found one!!!” :)))
omg!!!!!!! yaw tell the stupidestt YO MOMMA jokes ever!!!!!!!!!!! mine are WWAAYY more funnier!!!!!! =7 ^p3@c3^
yo momma so ugly she wanted to be a fashon model she couldn’t be one because she is so ugly.
Yo moma is so fat, Nationwide is always on her side.
Haha you guys are funny i guess
yo momma so stupid that when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she said, “follow that twinkie!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Yo mommas soooo hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
Yo mommas soooo hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
you moma so ugly that when when they posted anugly pagent, the judges said “sorry no professionals!”!
your mama so stupid that when she didnt have cable, she put in the channel for nickelodean, she said “hey where’s wheres the square guy?”
you mama so dumb when she first heard the werd craigslist,she said whats his list about?
u mma so old she stil owes jehovah $500.00, in CASH! oooohhh!
yo momma so old she sat next to jesus in the third grade damn yo momma old
yo momma so fat when she bunjee jump she go shraight to hell
yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and made it a dollar
damn yo momma fat shit I cant believe it
yo mo0mma so fat her shadow weighed 45 pounds
yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60min
your mommas so fat when god said let there be light ther was none
yo mamma so ugly she look like tha leader of tha gorila group
yo momma so fat when she went to mcdonalds they said welcome to mcdonalds may i take your order she said no may i take the mcdonalds
your mom so fat she thought i was a twinkie
yo momma so fat and got so many stretch marks they call her whips
yo momma so fat her triple chins look ten stacks of oreos
yo mom so fat in space she made gravity
yo moms so fat when she trys to get up she needs a fortlift and a twinkie on a string
your mom so ugly when they saw her baby pictures they burned them
your mom so fat she got all fast food restaraunts on speed dial
your mom so stupid she thought that the green bay packers were a moving company
your mom so short they mistaked gary coleman as her brother
your mom so fat when she died she needed a extra deluxe grave
your mom so dirty that her crabs had crabs
yo mama so fat her finger’s were too big to dial a number on a phone!1
yo momma so fat when she wore her yellow rain coat people said” Taxi”
Yo mama iz so so ugly wen she look up birds flew away n started 2 rain
yo mamma so ugly that wen she looked n tha mirror bloody mary said i quit.
yo mamma so ugly that wen she looked n tha mirror bloody mary said i quit.
these jokes r shitty!!!!!!!!!!! im so bored if ur reading this go to another site its all horrible jokes trust me my friends turn back now….
yo mama so big her boobes shot out katchup n mustered
yo mama so ugly that when she look in the mirror bloody mary said go to the wacky shack
is any one her from austrlia i am an im 12
yur mum so fat her new diet is now 10 big macs a week