494 Yo Momma Jokes in “December Yo Mamma Jokes 2008”
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You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december.
yo momma so dumb deaf and blind that she put helen keller to shame
Tweetyo momma so fat and gross that they discovered that the lost world was just yo momma’s butt cheek from when she didnt shower for a month!
Tweetyo momma so fat that every time she farts the temperture goes up 10 degrees
Tweetyo momma is so short when she walked off the sidewalk she commited suicied
Tweetur mums so dumb i sed christmas is round da corner and she went looking for it.
Tweetyr mama is like a bowling ball, gets fingered 3 waays, thrown down an alley and still comes bak 4 more
Tweetyo mama so fat when she jumped up in da air she got stuck and chinse man said haha its a wooky stuck in the air wwwdddd.
Tweetyo mama so fat when she moved god said let there be light.
Tweetyo momma so fat when she saw a school bus filled with white kids she said “someone stop that twinky”
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