494 Yo Momma Jokes in “December Yo Mamma Jokes 2008”
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You mom’s so fat, old and hairy that she gets mistaken for santa clause each december.
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Yo momma glasses so thick she can look at the map and see people waving
Tweetyo mama breath stank so much dat when she yawned her teeth ducked
Tweetyo mama is so poor when i was walking on the side walk i diceided to jump in her house windo but i end up in the back yard.
Tweetyo mama is so fat when she got married your dad had to boworr a wedding ring from satern
Tweetyo momma so dumb she tried to drownd a fish
TweetYo momma is so dumb she tried to straingle me with a coardless phone
Tweetyo mamma is so dumb that when she put a quarter in the parking meter she said “hey wheres my gumball?” yo mammas so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork. yo mama so fat she has 3 shirt sizes…
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humongus and OH MY GOD ITS COMING TWARDS US!!!!!! yo mamas so dumb she thinks a quarterback is chamge. yo mamas so fat i saw her on channel 2 and i still saw her fat as(s) on channel 65. yo mamas so poor when she goes 2 KFC she has 2 lick other ppls fingers. yo mammas so stupid she tries 2 spell the ABC’s with M&M’s.
Yo Mamma so stupid, she thinks High School Musical is the best movie ever.
Tweetyour mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctor punched her in the face
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