yo momma is so microsoft windows 98 that when i write derogatory terms for the male genitalia on her forehead, she draws a red squiggly line underneath and says she’s spellcheck!
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail
4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?
5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house
6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door
7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code
9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
YOUR MOM SO OLD AND UGLY THEY MADE MARTIN LUTHER KING SAY I HAVE A DREAM!!! BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA SAY I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!! THE DAY BEFORE!!!!! WHEN HE SAW YOUR MOMS! HAHAHAHA
THROUGH THE RIVER PASS A LOT OF FISHES LIKE CRAZY! AND THROUGH THE SEA SHARKS LIKE CRAZY! BUT CANT COMPETE WITH ALL THE DICKS THAT PASS THROUGH YOUR MOMS PUSSY LIKE CRAZZY!
you guys have some cold ass jokes man thats not cool thats funny jess didin’t think that you guys cold make up thats much desses in just days well talk to you guys later by the way I’m 14 in the 7th grade and my name is Angel for real
1}Your mom’s like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her.
2] Your mom’s so stupid when she sat down the plunger wen’t up her ass.
3] Your mom is so stupid when she stoped at a stop sign she waited for it to say go.
4] Your mom’s so ugly she had to shop over the phone.
5] You mom so white she made casper look black
6] You mom’s so bumb so won’ted to go to Wal-Mart triped over K-Mart and wen’t to Target.
7] Your mom’s so fat we had to oil the door and sick a twinkie on the other side just to get her out
8] Your mom’s so bumb she thought crack was cocane.
9] Your mom so stupid she mastack a tampon for tiolet paper
10] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked mayo for peanut butter
11] Your mom’s so dumb so thought the basment was the bathroom
12] You moms so stupid she thought the dryer was the dishwasher
13] Your moma so fat when the tittanic sanck she floated
14] Your mom so stupid she thought siggerets were sticks
15] Your mom’s so stupid she thought cats were dogs
16] You moms so fat she has to use two confiners to cover her a night
17] Your mom’s so stupid she thought an air plane was a car
18] Your moms so stupid she thought vegable oil was baby oil
19] Your moma so stupid she thought the window was the door
20] Your moms so stupid she thought the bus station was the gas station
21] Your moms so stupid she thought cheese was butter
22] Your moms so fat she could eat all the brownie in the world
23] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale and it said to be continued
24] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale it ” said subway eat fresh ”
25] Your mom’s heads so fat she had to use a pan as a helment
26] Your mom’s so fat when she got on a bicicycle it broke
27] Your mom’s so fat she go’s all around the world
28] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked april for augest
29] Your moms so fat she cant fit in any size underwear
30] Your moms so fat she in two placese at once
hey sup i read your message and im in 14 in the 8th grade my birthday around the corner =) and gerald is my freind in real life and we share our jokes lol!!!
yo mama is like a wall she has to be screwed befoer she can stand on her own…and then to look good she has to put on paint to hide herself and to look pretty… and then she still has to put on those pictures so that nobody has took look at her ugly spots… if you like this email me…
Ya momma is so black she has to wear white gloves to eat tootsi rolls so she dont eat her fingers Ya momma is so black when she got out her car her oil lite came on…ya momma is like a vaccume she sucks blows and gets put in the closet
yo mama so ugly instead of a birth certifaate, she has an apology leter
yo mama so fat she doesnt have satelite she has satelheavy.
yo mama so hairy she gave her mom rugburn at birth
yo mama so stupid she got ranover by a parked car
yo mama so fat she ran down the highway and everyone sang “free willie”.
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder
yo mama … just look at wut i postyed
Posted: December 27th, 2006
Yo momma is so stupid she took a spoon to the super bowl
Posted: December 28th, 2006
Your momma is so fat she wore her bedroom sheets as a thong
Posted: December 28th, 2006
your momma is so fat when she set on the tolet it said a,b,c,d,e,f,g,get ur fat ass off of me
Posted: December 28th, 2006
yo momma so gay she went to Michole Jacksons house just to see if he’s ready to see if he’s ready to start.
Posted: December 28th, 2006
yo momma so ugly when she steped out sid every budy thought the chinsaw masacer was real.
Posted: December 28th, 2006
yo momma is just plain fat before god said let there be light he said woman get your fat ass out of the way!
Posted: December 28th, 2006
I suck - so I won’t leave one
Posted: December 30th, 2006
ur momma is so fat, wen she walked on the sidewalk she got ran over…twice!
Posted: December 30th, 2006
You people need to read the post and make a complete page like the dude says. What a bunch of losers… I’ll get mine up in a few days, man.
Momma Master
Posted: December 30th, 2006
ya Momma is so fat all of her relationships are long distances!!!!!!!!!!LOL
$Amy$
Posted: December 30th, 2006
yo mommas so stupid, i was on the farm and told her to lick my cock and she grabbed a chicken and started lickin it!
Posted: January 1st, 2007
yo momma is so stupid dat she was sittin on da tv and watchin da couch
Posted: January 1st, 2007
yomomma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad
Posted: January 1st, 2007
yomomma so fat when she steps on the scale it says to be continued
Posted: January 1st, 2007
yo momma so dumb she got stabbed in a shoot out
Posted: January 2nd, 2007
Yo momma’s so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Posted: January 2nd, 2007
yo momma so fat .that the only way she could walk is if she puts herhalf of her stomach in a stroller..
Posted: January 2nd, 2007
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Posted: January 3rd, 2007
yomomma so fat i can compare her to the milkyway
Posted: January 3rd, 2007
yomomma so poor that she has to live in a holigram
Posted: January 3rd, 2007
A-rod you have problems
Posted: January 4th, 2007
these are awesome - more! more! more!
Posted: January 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat shes like a tolet everybody takes a in her thats why everybody calls her a peice a
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Your mamma so fat, God couldn`t even lift her spirts.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
That’s a good one - Blake
You should make a whole pageÂ
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Desired Web Page Name: Duece’s Momma
Your Name or Nickname: Duece
Age: 23
City You Represent: Columbus, Ohio
Favorite Saying: Don’t do me like that
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to school they locked the doors.
Yo mama so fat, she pees chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose.
Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone
yo mamma so stupid i saw her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow
yo mamma so old she shit rocks
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test
yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma had so many kids that the stretch marks on her belly look like bear attachs.
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma’s thong is so far up her ass you culd see it through her mouth.
Posted: January 6th, 2007
Yo momma’s so sweet, I use her thong’s ass floss.
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so gay she needs help!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so old that I told her to act her age and the bitch died
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so dark that she fell through the Grand Canyon and people were looking at her and they said ” dark is falling
Posted: January 7th, 2007
your mutha so dumb she locked herself in tescos an starved her self to death
Posted: January 9th, 2007
yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon
Posted: January 9th, 2007
your mom is so stupid when she went to a hotel she said where is my pay
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Yo’Momma is soooooooo fat she stands in two time zones
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Yo Momma is soooooooo ugly that when she threw a boomerang it didn’t come back
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Yo’momma is like a brick she is flat on all sides and get lade by Mexicans!
Posted: January 12th, 2007
Mel is slow
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma’s teeth so yellow she spits out butter
Posted: January 13th, 2007
Yo momma is so black i shot her and the bullets came back and said “i can’t find her!!”
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo mommas’ teeth are so yellow, that when she shut her mouth her stomach lit up.
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes!!
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma has one leg and a bicycle!!
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma is so hairy she almost died of rugburn at birth!!
Posted: January 13th, 2007
yo momma is so old there was no history calss in her school!!
Posted: January 16th, 2007
yo Momma so dirty she got blocked off the sewer for sanitation reasons.
Posted: January 16th, 2007
yo momma so dirty she got blocked off the sewer for sanitation reasons
Posted: January 17th, 2007
ya momma so poor she shop at the lanudrymat
Posted: January 18th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid that she put make-up on her forehead to make up her mind! i got more just call me 215-668-3225 thats my cell
Posted: January 18th, 2007
yo momma so stupid that if u say ma can i fuck my girl in my room ya momma would say can we do a 3-some (ya momma,ya girl,and u)
Posted: January 24th, 2007
your mam so old her vision is in black and white
Posted: January 24th, 2007
your mam is so fat she make a whale look like a tic tac
Posted: January 24th, 2007
yo mamas so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Posted: January 24th, 2007
your mam is so fat she got shiped away from epheopia
Posted: January 26th, 2007
yo momma so fat she walked through the door a hurricane started youg joc said
IT ‘S GOING DOWN
Posted: January 26th, 2007
FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE SLEPT WITH YO MOMMA NOW IT BURNS WHEN I P
Posted: January 27th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she made medassa look hot
Posted: January 30th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly, she is very unatractive
Posted: January 30th, 2007
yo momma is so old, she was alive when these jokes were thought up!
Posted: January 30th, 2007
!? - that’s yo momma!!
Posted: January 30th, 2007
yo momma is so microsoft windows 98 that when i write derogatory terms for the male genitalia on her forehead, she draws a red squiggly line underneath and says she’s spellcheck!
Posted: January 30th, 2007
yo momma so ugly that she excreted rocks to see how long she slept
Posted: January 31st, 2007
i will see yo momma tonight A-rod
Posted: February 1st, 2007
my joke is ya moms so fat she lost a game of hide and seek only because i saw her hiddin behind mount everest
Posted: February 1st, 2007
ya moms so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself
Posted: February 1st, 2007
Yo momma likes my momma and they are both fat
Posted: February 6th, 2007
ur momma is what they call a carpentar’s delite ….flat as a board ez to nail HELL YA
Posted: February 10th, 2007
Ayo0o….. whatzz green and sittin on ma porch….. ya MOMMA and I paint her any color I want
Posted: February 10th, 2007
Yo momma sucks nuts
Posted: February 10th, 2007
your moma so fat she saw a bus drive by and she said come back twinkey!!!!!!
Posted: February 12th, 2007
I noe ur jelous about ma green yo momma joke… but ayo0o … ya momma iz so fat, she sat on a quarter and george washington started cryin
Posted: February 16th, 2007
yo mamma so fat that she got babtised at see world
Posted: February 17th, 2007
Yo are y’all allowed in your parents bed rooms?… if soo wake me up in the moring,,,
YOMAMa is soo poor for your b day yu got an X BOX 180
Yo moma is soo poor for her 13th b day she got pregnent!!
lol my jokes own:D add mi on msn im 14:P
17/02/07
Posted: February 17th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY PEOPLE DRESS UP AS HER FOR HALOWEEN
Posted: February 17th, 2007
YO MOMMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE LOOKED UP THE WORD UGLY IN THE DICTIONARY IT HAD A PICTURE OF HER BESIDE IT
Posted: February 23rd, 2007
Desired Web Page Name: Yomommaisdumb
Your Name or Nickname: Mike
Age: 24
City You Represent: Queens, NYC
Favorite Saying: Yo
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
1.Yo mommas so dumb when she puts ipod speakers in her ears she hears an echo
2.Yo mommas so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday
3.Yo mommas so stupid when she saw david lettermen she gave him her mail
4.Yo momma so stupid she saw a bottle of L.A looks and said, Where?
5.Yo mommas so stupid when she lies around the house, she lies around the house
6.Yo mommas so fat when i said its chilly outside, she grabbed a spoon and ran out the door
7. Yo mommas so fat when she goes to the zoo elephants throw her peanuts
8.Yo mommas so fat her ass has its own zip code
9.Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
10.Yo mommas so stupid she puts lipstick on her head to make up her mind
Posted: February 28th, 2007
yo momas so fat when she steeps on da weighin scales it sais 1 at a time pleese
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your mama like a screw driver every body gets a turn
this web site rules like a ruler
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your mama got in the car the other day and saw a bus with white people inside and said follow that twinky
Posted: March 2nd, 2007
your mama so ugly she put the buggy man out of bissness
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo mamma so fat she put mayonce on her asprens
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
yo momma so ugly when she jumped into the pool the water jumped out
Posted: March 3rd, 2007
you so stupid your social security number is 1…
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo mamma so ugly she made madusa turn to stone
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo momma so ugly she made michel jacksons nose run away
Posted: March 6th, 2007
yo momma so stupid she talked to a tree just becous its alive
Posted: March 8th, 2007
yo moma is so fat she takes up Route 66 and Route69
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo momma so poor homeless people feel bad and spare her change
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo momma so ugly!!! thats the reason why god dont show himself in this world!
Posted: March 12th, 2007
your momma so poor after they eat in her house she saves the leftover food
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo momma so poor the only corns she can afford its the ones on her feet!!
Posted: March 12th, 2007
yo momma breath smell so bad ! she went to the hospital because pains on her feet and the only pills they subscribed her was tictac’s
Posted: March 12th, 2007
your momma breath smell so bad! all her friends carry an air freshener with them so when she talks
Posted: March 12th, 2007
Im the anonymous on the tictac’s and air freshener
Posted: March 12th, 2007
your mom so ugly when the judge saw her he took a second to say not guilty
Posted: March 12th, 2007
your family so dirty thats the reason why we have germs in this world
Posted: March 12th, 2007
your momma so FAT! every time she breathe it sounds like she is coughing
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mama so ugly that when the devil saw her he sent her back
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mama so fat she stepped on da scale and said 1at a time please
Posted: March 14th, 2007
yo mamas so hary they made her KINGKONG2
Posted: March 15th, 2007
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Posted: March 15th, 2007
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Posted: March 16th, 2007
ya momma is so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper..
Posted: March 17th, 2007
Yo momma so poor i saw her walking down the street yesterday with 1 shoe on i asked her hey did you lose a shoe she said nope just found one
Posted: March 17th, 2007
Yo momma like a refrigerator she opens easy
Posted: March 17th, 2007
Yo momma so stupid when i opened her vagina and looked in i was choking she said honey are you ok i said nope just stuck in your vagina
Posted: March 17th, 2007
yo mamas so fat when i kicked her in the cheast porc chops fall out her ass!
Nasty slut!
Posted: March 18th, 2007
yo momma so broke people brake in her house in leave her money
Posted: March 19th, 2007
Yo momma’s so ugly, she trick-or-treats over the phone!!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so poor that the only thing holdin up here house is the paint!
yo momma so fat that she play’s pool with the planet’s!
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid when she saw a yellow school bus with white kids in it she said stop that twinkey
Posted: March 23rd, 2007
yo moma so fat shes on both sides of the family
Posted: March 24th, 2007
yo momma so ugly even freddy kruger have nightmares of her!!!
by amber jenkins
Posted: March 24th, 2007
yo momma is so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
Posted: March 24th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she tried to put mm’s in alphebetical order
Posted: March 29th, 2007
YOUR MOMS SO UGLY!!!! WHEN FREDDY KRUGER GOT IN HER NIGHTMARE! HE SAID SORRY ABOUT THAT WRONG PERSON (GOODBYE) AND LEFT!.
Posted: March 29th, 2007
YOUR MOM SO OLD AND UGLY THEY MADE MARTIN LUTHER KING SAY I HAVE A DREAM!!! BECAUSE HE WAS GONNA SAY I HAD A NIGHTMARE!!! THE DAY BEFORE!!!!! WHEN HE SAW YOUR MOMS! HAHAHAHA
Posted: March 29th, 2007
YOUR MOMS IS SUCH A CRACKHEAD SHE GETS SO!!! HAPPY!!! JUST SEEING ANYBODYS ASS!! CRACK!!! ITS THE DRUGS!!!!
Posted: March 29th, 2007
YOUR MOMS SO OLD SHE USE TO GO FROM BOAT TO BOAT AND SELL THE PIRATES EYES PATCHES!
Posted: March 29th, 2007
YOUR MOMS SO POOR SHE ALWAYS DREAMED TO BE CONTESTANT IN THE SHOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT
Posted: March 29th, 2007
THROUGH THE RIVER PASS A LOT OF FISHES LIKE CRAZY! AND THROUGH THE SEA SHARKS LIKE CRAZY! BUT CANT COMPETE WITH ALL THE DICKS THAT PASS THROUGH YOUR MOMS PUSSY LIKE CRAZZY!
Posted: March 29th, 2007
Yo mommas so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and thought a gumball would come out.
Yal better laugh
Posted: March 29th, 2007
You mommas so ugly they had to chage Halloween to her birthday.
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo mom so poor that she went to mcdonalds and ordered a dollar cheeseburger and had to put it on layaway!
Posted: April 1st, 2007
yo momma so fat then when she went to go sit on a rainbow, skittles popped out!
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she think cheerious was made to be xmas decorations
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma so stupid she thought you ayed on lays
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
your momma so stupid she thought you layed on lays
Posted: April 3rd, 2007
yo momma so fat when she took a shit , she had to send a search party to find her asshole
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly when she takes a bath the water jumps out!!!
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a lader
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she found a 100dollar bill and said “hey i got free tolit paper
Posted: April 4th, 2007
your moms like a racecar she burns 50 rubers a day
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she bends over people thinks she’s a train
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!!!!! now wat boy!!!!
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo mama so ugly so has to sneak up on bath water
Posted: April 4th, 2007
yo momma so stupid they made stupid a crim
Posted: April 5th, 2007
you guys have some cold ass jokes man thats not cool thats funny jess didin’t think that you guys cold make up thats much desses in just days well talk to you guys later by the way I’m 14 in the 7th grade and my name is Angel for real
ps write back
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv and said she was watching pay-per-veiw.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv and said she was watching pay-per-veiw.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
i float like a butterfly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she complained that she got hit by a parked car!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
1}Your mom’s like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her.
2] Your mom’s so stupid when she sat down the plunger wen’t up her ass.
3] Your mom is so stupid when she stoped at a stop sign she waited for it to say go.
4] Your mom’s so ugly she had to shop over the phone.
5] You mom so white she made casper look black
6] You mom’s so bumb so won’ted to go to Wal-Mart triped over K-Mart and wen’t to Target.
7] Your mom’s so fat we had to oil the door and sick a twinkie on the other side just to get her out
8] Your mom’s so bumb she thought crack was cocane.
9] Your mom so stupid she mastack a tampon for tiolet paper
10] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked mayo for peanut butter
11] Your mom’s so dumb so thought the basment was the bathroom
12] You moms so stupid she thought the dryer was the dishwasher
13] Your moma so fat when the tittanic sanck she floated
14] Your mom so stupid she thought siggerets were sticks
15] Your mom’s so stupid she thought cats were dogs
16] You moms so fat she has to use two confiners to cover her a night
17] Your mom’s so stupid she thought an air plane was a car
18] Your moms so stupid she thought vegable oil was baby oil
19] Your moma so stupid she thought the window was the door
20] Your moms so stupid she thought the bus station was the gas station
21] Your moms so stupid she thought cheese was butter
22] Your moms so fat she could eat all the brownie in the world
23] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale and it said to be continued
24] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale it ” said subway eat fresh ”
25] Your mom’s heads so fat she had to use a pan as a helment
26] Your mom’s so fat when she got on a bicicycle it broke
27] Your mom’s so fat she go’s all around the world
28] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked april for augest
29] Your moms so fat she cant fit in any size underwear
30] Your moms so fat she in two placese at once
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly they call her 1sec get on get off!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama is like a racecar she burns 50 rubers a day!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is like a hardwear store 25cent a screw.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she saw a bilboard that said disney land - left and she turned around to go back home!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
hey sup i read your message and im in 14 in the 8th grade my birthday around the corner =) and gerald is my freind in real life and we share our jokes lol!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
and joseph my real name
Posted: April 5th, 2007
wat up im 14 and in the 8th grade i hope u have a good day..
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat every time she turns around its her birthday
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she plays pingpong with the planets
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so ugly she looked liked she climed the ugly tree, sliped, and hit ll the branches on the way down!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat yo dad was sleeping with her and he disapeared
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat yo dady was doing her and he fell in…
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat she sat on a gamecube and turned it into a gameboy!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
angel your joke are good to so keep them coming
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so ugly she was offerd the sequal for it…
Posted: April 5th, 2007
by the way whos jokes r beter me or gerald???
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly she loked like she climbed the ugly tree and fell off and climed back up.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat her bed is the ocean
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat the titantic is her play toy
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat and old, she used to play with the titanic in her bathub(the atlantic oeacen
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so old she was their when jesus died and rearose
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so old she ows jesus a quater, moses a doller, and paul a date… lolololol rofl
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so poor, i put a cigeret but out and she called “who put the heater out”
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so poor she was kicking a can down the road and i ask wat she was doing she said “moving”
yo momma is so poor i was walking by and asked if i can use the bathroom she gave me two sticks one to hold the roof up and one tho fight the roaches.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
add this to your collection angel, yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and it said “no livestock please”
yo mama so fat she stood on a scale used for elefants and the number said “999999999999999…… this is boring…”
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so poor i asked to use the restroom and she aid pick a corner
yo mama so dirty i walked in her room and i saw roaches raceing on dune buggies
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she stood on a elephant and it said “to be contiued”
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mommais so old when she choffs dust comes out
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat she sunk the titanic
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so stupid she cant count to 1
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so fat she jumped on a car to absorb the bombs blast
yo mama so fat she has her own gravitational pull…
yo mama so fat she needs three helicopetors to kkep her floating in space
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house abd she went to get a ladder
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so ugly the extreme makeover company treid three times but never could… thats bad
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she thought that the rose bowl was were u find your one true love
Posted: April 5th, 2007
and for the finaly…
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so fat
Posted: April 5th, 2007
scrach that one
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama is like a wall she has to be screwed befoer she can stand on her own…and then to look good she has to put on paint to hide herself and to look pretty… and then she still has to put on those pictures so that nobody has took look at her ugly spots… if you like this email me…
fenderbenderdude@yahoo.com
Posted: April 5th, 2007
how do you like those apples???!!!???
Posted: April 5th, 2007
i g2g feel free to email me
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Ya momma is so black she has to wear white gloves to eat tootsi rolls so she dont eat her fingers Ya momma is so black when she got out her car her oil lite came on…ya momma is like a vaccume she sucks blows and gets put in the closet
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya momma is so black she has to wear whit gloves to eat tootsi rolls so she dont eat her fingers
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Ya momma is like a vaccume she sucks blows and gets put in the closet
Posted: April 5th, 2007
ya mommas head is so bold dragon flies use it for a run way
Posted: April 5th, 2007
Ya momma is so fat it looks like she has a pack o weenies on then back of her neck
Posted: April 8th, 2007
yo momma so dum she sold her car for petey money
Posted: April 9th, 2007
yo mama so ugly instead of a birth certifaate, she has an apology leter
yo mama so fat she doesnt have satelite she has satelheavy.
yo mama so hairy she gave her mom rugburn at birth
yo mama so stupid she got ranover by a parked car
yo mama so fat she ran down the highway and everyone sang “free willie”.
Posted: April 10th, 2007
YO mama so fat she walked outside in a big yellow rain coat and all the kids yelled “look the school bus”
Posted: April 10th, 2007
no… its yo mama so fat she she put on a yellow raincoat, slipped and some ppl thought the sun was falling from the sky
Posted: April 10th, 2007
Desired Web Page Name: …what??
Your Name or Nickname: Joseph “JR” rye
Age:14… 23days till 15
City You Represent: Bon Weir Tx.
Favorite Saying:”dude!!”
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder
yo mama … just look at wut i postyed