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1310 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 1101
    Young C said:

      yo mama so old she make yoda jealous

  2. 1102
    snapmaster said:

      your moms so ugly she makes the blind kids cry

  3. 1103
    snapmaster said:

      ur mom is so poor i walked throught the front door and tripped out the back window

  4. 1104
    snapmaster said:

      ur mom is so nasty i saw her walking down the street under her arm i said where she get that and the pig said at the fair

  5. 1105
    jasmine said:

      yo momma is so fat i could use her to eat dog shit

  6. 1106
    lil jas said:

      yo momma is so fat i could use her to eat my shit

  7. 1107
    Turkey said:

      Jack and Jill when up the hill to fech a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and found out the hill was you mother!

  8. 1108
    jasmine102 said:

      yo mama is so fat when she lies down at the beach people call out “whale ho”

  9. 1109
    JOSE said:

      Yo momma so fat when she jumps she gets stuck.

  10. 1110
    JOSE said:

      Yo momma so cross-eyed when she cries the tears run down her back

  11. 1111
    JOSE said:

      yo momma so cross-eyed when she reads a book she reads both pages

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