yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo mommas so old she shits mummy dust.
yo mommas so old she drove a chairiot to high school.
yo mommas so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
yyo mommas so stupid she set a newspaper on the tv and said there you go kids paper veiw.
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder.
yo mama so stupid she saw a bilboard that said disney land - left and she turned around to go back home.
Yo mommas so ugly they had to chage Halloween to her birthday.
yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow.
yo mamma so old she shit rocks.
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test.
yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man.
your moms like my frierator i put my meat in it!!!!!!
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test
yo mama is like a racecar driver she burnes 50 rubers in a day!!!
your mommas so fat that she has more chins than a hong cong phone book ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your mommas so old when i told her to act her age she died
your mommas so old that she has a portrait aughtographd by jesus
your momma soo hairy you almosted died of rugburn at birth
Posted: November 7th, 2007
Yo momma so fat when she sat down on the cerb she made a drive way
Posted: November 7th, 2007
Yo momma is so fat when she fell off the bed she fell of both sides.
Posted: November 15th, 2007
dont talk about my momma………cuz yo momma so ungly she made a bind kid doo-doo in his pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted: November 15th, 2007
Yo momma so fat she got stuck tryin to jump!
Yo momma so stupid she thought a burlar was a person who gives out free food.
Yo momma so old, she thinks she’s the godmother.
Yo momma so hairy bigfoot purposed to her.
yo momma so ugly they had to turn off the survailence cameras when she walked in the bank.
Oooh beat that! lol
Posted: November 18th, 2007
yo mommas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
yo mommas so old she shits mummy dust.
yo mommas so old she drove a chairiot to high school.
yo mommas so ugly she makes blind kids cry.
yyo mommas so stupid she set a newspaper on the tv and said there you go kids paper veiw.
Posted: November 18th, 2007
yo mommas so fat when she steped on the scale it said “to be continued…”
Posted: November 18th, 2007
yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder.
yo mama so stupid she saw a bilboard that said disney land - left and she turned around to go back home.
Yo mommas so ugly they had to chage Halloween to her birthday.
yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow.
yo mamma so old she shit rocks.
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test.
yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man.
Posted: November 18th, 2007
your moms like my frierator i put my meat in it!!!!!!
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test
yo mama is like a racecar driver she burnes 50 rubers in a day!!!
Posted: November 18th, 2007
YO MAMA OOO that waz g
Posted: November 21st, 2007
yo momma is so fat when she went bungee juming she went down straight ta hell
Posted: November 27th, 2007
your mommas so fat that she has more chins than a hong cong phone book ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
your mommas so old when i told her to act her age she died
your mommas so old that she has a portrait aughtographd by jesus
your momma soo hairy you almosted died of rugburn at birth