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1298 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 1123
    your mom said:

      your mommas so fat that she has more chins than a hong cong phone book ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      your mommas so old when i told her to act her age she died
      your mommas so old that she has a portrait aughtographd by jesus

  2. 1124
    your mom said:

      your momma so fat she tried out for et but when she started flying in front of the moon she caused a eclips

  3. 1125
    your mom said:

      your mommas so old whe she breastsssss feeds she has to add water to the powder mix oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i rule over every one beet that

  4. 1126
    your mom said:

      yOUR MAMA IS SO FAT IF YOU GAVE HHER LYPOSUCKTION AND FEAD THE EXTRA FAT TO THE WORLD IT COULD END WORLD HUNGER

  5. 1127
    your mom said:

      your mommas so tall she tripped on a rock and hit head on the moon
      your momma is so wrincly she has to screw her hat on oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  6. 1128
    your mom said:

      yo mama so smart she read these and thought they were compliments

  7. 1129
    your mom said:

      nick mita is so stuped he waited for a stop sighn to say go

  8. 1130
    your mom said:

      Hi the person writing this is crazy

  9. 1131
    maaaaammmmmaaaa mooodffffffffffffffdsygrtyrestertesrte said:

      i ate a fat cow

  10. 1132
    moommma old said:

      yo mamma so old she is in jesus year book

  11. 1133
    Anonymous said:

      youre moma is so ft theye have to fill the grand canyon to give her a bath

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