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1273 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 122
    Giancarlos said:

      YOUR MOMS SO OLD SHE USE TO GO FROM BOAT TO BOAT AND SELL THE PIRATES EYES PATCHES!

  2. 123
    Giancarlos said:

      YOUR MOMS SO POOR SHE ALWAYS DREAMED TO BE CONTESTANT IN THE SHOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT

  3. 124
    Giancarlos said:

      THROUGH THE RIVER PASS A LOT OF FISHES LIKE CRAZY! AND THROUGH THE SEA SHARKS LIKE CRAZY! BUT CANT COMPETE WITH ALL THE DICKS THAT PASS THROUGH YOUR MOMS PUSSY LIKE CRAZZY!

  4. 125
    Joey-s said:

      Yo mommas so stupid she put a quarter in the meter and thought a gumball would come out.

      Yal better laugh

  5. 126
    Joey-s said:

      You mommas so ugly they had to chage Halloween to her birthday.

  6. 127
    Delaney said:

      yo mom so poor that she went to mcdonalds and ordered a dollar cheeseburger and had to put it on layaway!

  7. 128
    Delaney said:

      yo momma so fat then when she went to go sit on a rainbow, skittles popped out!

  8. 129
    whatever it wants to be said:

      yo momma so stupid she think cheerious was made to be xmas decorations

  9. 130
    whatever it wants to be said:

      yo momma so stupid she thought you ayed on lays

  10. 131
    whatever it wants to be said:

      your momma so stupid she thought you layed on lays

  11. 132
    young snapper DEEJAY said:

      yo momma so fat when she took a shit , she had to send a search party to find her asshole

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