1}Your mom’s like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her.
2] Your mom’s so stupid when she sat down the plunger wen’t up her ass.
3] Your mom is so stupid when she stoped at a stop sign she waited for it to say go.
4] Your mom’s so ugly she had to shop over the phone.
5] You mom so white she made casper look black
6] You mom’s so bumb so won’ted to go to Wal-Mart triped over K-Mart and wen’t to Target.
7] Your mom’s so fat we had to oil the door and sick a twinkie on the other side just to get her out
8] Your mom’s so bumb she thought crack was cocane.
9] Your mom so stupid she mastack a tampon for tiolet paper
10] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked mayo for peanut butter
11] Your mom’s so dumb so thought the basment was the bathroom
12] You moms so stupid she thought the dryer was the dishwasher
13] Your moma so fat when the tittanic sanck she floated
14] Your mom so stupid she thought siggerets were sticks
15] Your mom’s so stupid she thought cats were dogs
16] You moms so fat she has to use two confiners to cover her a night
17] Your mom’s so stupid she thought an air plane was a car
18] Your moms so stupid she thought vegable oil was baby oil
19] Your moma so stupid she thought the window was the door
20] Your moms so stupid she thought the bus station was the gas station
21] Your moms so stupid she thought cheese was butter
22] Your moms so fat she could eat all the brownie in the world
23] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale and it said to be continued
24] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale it ” said subway eat fresh ”
25] Your mom’s heads so fat she had to use a pan as a helment
26] Your mom’s so fat when she got on a bicicycle it broke
27] Your mom’s so fat she go’s all around the world
28] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked april for augest
29] Your moms so fat she cant fit in any size underwear
30] Your moms so fat she in two placese at once
hey sup i read your message and im in 14 in the 8th grade my birthday around the corner =) and gerald is my freind in real life and we share our jokes lol!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
i float like a butterfly sting like a bee i slept with yo momma now it burns when i pee
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma so dumb she complained that she got hit by a parked car!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
1}Your mom’s like a roller coaster every one won’ts to ride her.
2] Your mom’s so stupid when she sat down the plunger wen’t up her ass.
3] Your mom is so stupid when she stoped at a stop sign she waited for it to say go.
4] Your mom’s so ugly she had to shop over the phone.
5] You mom so white she made casper look black
6] You mom’s so bumb so won’ted to go to Wal-Mart triped over K-Mart and wen’t to Target.
7] Your mom’s so fat we had to oil the door and sick a twinkie on the other side just to get her out
8] Your mom’s so bumb she thought crack was cocane.
9] Your mom so stupid she mastack a tampon for tiolet paper
10] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked mayo for peanut butter
11] Your mom’s so dumb so thought the basment was the bathroom
12] You moms so stupid she thought the dryer was the dishwasher
13] Your moma so fat when the tittanic sanck she floated
14] Your mom so stupid she thought siggerets were sticks
15] Your mom’s so stupid she thought cats were dogs
16] You moms so fat she has to use two confiners to cover her a night
17] Your mom’s so stupid she thought an air plane was a car
18] Your moms so stupid she thought vegable oil was baby oil
19] Your moma so stupid she thought the window was the door
20] Your moms so stupid she thought the bus station was the gas station
21] Your moms so stupid she thought cheese was butter
22] Your moms so fat she could eat all the brownie in the world
23] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale and it said to be continued
24] Your moms so fat when she steped on a scale it ” said subway eat fresh ”
25] Your mom’s heads so fat she had to use a pan as a helment
26] Your mom’s so fat when she got on a bicicycle it broke
27] Your mom’s so fat she go’s all around the world
28] Your mom’s so stupid she mastacked april for augest
29] Your moms so fat she cant fit in any size underwear
30] Your moms so fat she in two placese at once
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is so ugly they call her 1sec get on get off!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama is like a racecar she burns 50 rubers a day!!!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is like a hardwear store 25cent a screw.
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo momma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn
Posted: April 5th, 2007
yo mama so stupid she saw a bilboard that said disney land - left and she turned around to go back home!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
hey sup i read your message and im in 14 in the 8th grade my birthday around the corner =) and gerald is my freind in real life and we share our jokes lol!!!
Posted: April 5th, 2007
and joseph my real name
Posted: April 5th, 2007
wat up im 14 and in the 8th grade i hope u have a good day..