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1319 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 166
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so fat the titantic is her play toy

  2. 167
    joseph said:

      yo mama so fat and old, she used to play with the titanic in her bathub(the atlantic oeacen

  3. 168
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so old she was their when jesus died and rearose

  4. 169
    joseph said:

      yo mama so old she ows jesus a quater, moses a doller, and paul a date… lolololol rofl

  5. 170
    joseph said:

      yo mama so poor, i put a cigeret but out and she called “who put the heater out”

  6. 171
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so poor she was kicking a can down the road and i ask wat she was doing she said “moving”

      yo momma is so poor i was walking by and asked if i can use the bathroom she gave me two sticks one to hold the roof up and one tho fight the roaches.

  7. 172
    joseph said:

      add this to your collection angel, yo mama so fat she stood on a scale and it said “no livestock please”

      yo mama so fat she stood on a scale used for elefants and the number said “999999999999999…… this is boring…”

  8. 173
    joseph said:

      yo mama so poor i asked to use the restroom and she aid pick a corner

      yo mama so dirty i walked in her room and i saw roaches raceing on dune buggies

  9. 174
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so fat she stood on a elephant and it said “to be contiued”

  10. 175
    GERALD said:

      yo mommais so old when she choffs dust comes out

  11. 176
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so fat she sunk the titanic

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