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1283 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 188
    joseph said:

      i g2g feel free to email me ;)

  2. 189
    Anonymous said:

      Ya momma is so black she has to wear white gloves to eat tootsi rolls so she dont eat her fingers Ya momma is so black when she got out her car her oil lite came on…ya momma is like a vaccume she sucks blows and gets put in the closet

  3. 190
    CAPRITTO said:

      ya momma is so black she has to wear whit gloves to eat tootsi rolls so she dont eat her fingers

  4. 191
    CAPRITTO said:

      Ya momma is like a vaccume she sucks blows and gets put in the closet

  5. 192
    CAPRITTO said:

      ya mommas head is so bold dragon flies use it for a run way

  6. 193
    CAPRITTO said:

      Ya momma is so fat it looks like she has a pack o weenies on then back of her neck

  7. 194
    $Murtle$ said:

      yo momma so dum she sold her car for petey money

  8. 195
    joseph said:

      yo mama so ugly instead of a birth certifaate, she has an apology leter
      yo mama so fat she doesnt have satelite she has satelheavy.
      yo mama so hairy she gave her mom rugburn at birth
      yo mama so stupid she got ranover by a parked car
      yo mama so fat she ran down the highway and everyone sang “free willie”.

  9. 196
    horsepower dj said:

      YO mama so fat she walked outside in a big yellow rain coat and all the kids yelled “look the school bus”

  10. 197
    joseph said:

      no… its yo mama so fat she she put on a yellow raincoat, slipped and some ppl thought the sun was falling from the sky

  11. 198
    joseph said:

      Desired Web Page Name: …what??

      Your Name or Nickname: Joseph “JR” rye

      Age:14… 23days till 15

      City You Represent: Bon Weir Tx.

      Favorite Saying:”dude!!”

      Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
      yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
      yo mama so stupid i told her drinks were on the house and she went to get a ladder
      yo mama … just look at wut i postyed

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