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1278 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 199
    pimp said:

      ya momma is fat the equater is the only thing that will fit around her

      your momma is so old she set behind jesus in third grade

      ya momma is fat her ass has its on zip code

  2. 200
    joseph said:

      yo mama so fat she sat on a quater and turned it into a nickel.

  3. 201
    joseph said:

      y mama so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for indesent exposure…

      yo mama so fat she sat on a house and turned it into a box

  4. 202
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so fat she puts mayo on her asprin!!!!!!!

  5. 203
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is so fat she sales shade

  6. 204
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      yomama is so pretty she makes me horny

  7. 205
    GERALD said:

      yo momma is like a hardware store 25cents a screw

  8. 206
    llyod said:

      yo mother is so ugly she pays men to have sex with her

  9. 207
    llyod said:

      ur mother pussy smell like raw tuna

  10. 208
    llyod said:

      ur mother drank so much her pussy burps now

  11. 209
    thug_nigga_ yo_ mommas_ best said:

      yo momma is soo stupid i told her x mas was around the corner she went to go see

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