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1273 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 23
    JOSE said:

      yo momma is so fat shes like a tolet everybody takes a in her thats why everybody calls her a peice a

  2. 24
    Blake Jones said:

      Your mamma so fat, God couldn`t even lift her spirts.

  3. 25
    best said:

      That’s a good one - Blake

      You should make a whole page 

  4. 26
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Desired Web Page Name: Duece’s Momma

      Your Name or Nickname: Duece

      Age: 23

      City You Represent: Columbus, Ohio

      Favorite Saying: Don’t do me like that

      Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:

      Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.

      Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to school they locked the doors.

      Yo mama so fat, she pees chocolate milk.

      Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe.

      Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.

      Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!

      Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose.

      Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.

      Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.

      Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.

  5. 27
    necetria said:

      yo mamma so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone

      yo mamma so stupid i saw her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

      yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow

      yo mamma so old she shit rocks

      yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test

      yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man

  6. 28
    akilah said:

      yo momma had so many kids that the stretch marks on her belly look like bear attachs.

  7. 29
    akilah said:

      yo momma’s thong is so far up her ass you culd see it through her mouth.

  8. 30
    Yo Momma's Master said:

      Yo momma’s so sweet, I use her thong’s ass floss.

  9. 31
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so gay she needs help!

  10. 32
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so old that I told her to act her age and the bitch died

  11. 33
    Anonymous said:

      Yo mama so dark that she fell through the Grand Canyon and people were looking at her and they said ” dark is falling

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