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yo momma is so fat shes like a tolet everybody takes a in her thats why everybody calls her a peice a
Your mamma so fat, God couldn`t even lift her spirts.
That’s a good one - Blake
You should make a whole pageÂ
Desired Web Page Name: Duece’s Momma
Your Name or Nickname: Duece
Age: 23
City You Represent: Columbus, Ohio
Favorite Saying: Don’t do me like that
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to school they locked the doors.
Yo mama so fat, she pees chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose.
Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
yo mamma so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone
yo mamma so stupid i saw her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow
yo mamma so old she shit rocks
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test
yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man
yo momma had so many kids that the stretch marks on her belly look like bear attachs.
yo momma’s thong is so far up her ass you culd see it through her mouth.
Yo momma’s so sweet, I use her thong’s ass floss.
Yo mama so gay she needs help!
Yo mama so old that I told her to act her age and the bitch died
Yo mama so dark that she fell through the Grand Canyon and people were looking at her and they said ” dark is falling
Your Name or Momma's Name
Posted: January 4th, 2007
yo momma is so fat shes like a tolet everybody takes a in her thats why everybody calls her a peice a
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Your mamma so fat, God couldn`t even lift her spirts.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
That’s a good one - Blake
You should make a whole pageÂ
Posted: January 5th, 2007
Desired Web Page Name: Duece’s Momma
Your Name or Nickname: Duece
Age: 23
City You Represent: Columbus, Ohio
Favorite Saying: Don’t do me like that
Top Ten Yo Momma Snaps:
Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she’d have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to school they locked the doors.
Yo mama so fat, she pees chocolate milk.
Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe.
Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch ball!
Yo mama so slutty, she could suck a golf ball through six feet of garden hose.
Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp.
Yo mama’s like a refrigerator, everyone sticks their meat in her.
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more.
Posted: January 5th, 2007
yo mamma so stupid she got tangled in a cordless phone
yo mamma so stupid i saw her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
yo mamma so stupid she lost her shadow
yo mamma so old she shit rocks
yo mamma so stupid she studied for a piss test
yo mamma so blind she was seeing another man
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma had so many kids that the stretch marks on her belly look like bear attachs.
Posted: January 6th, 2007
yo momma’s thong is so far up her ass you culd see it through her mouth.
Posted: January 6th, 2007
Yo momma’s so sweet, I use her thong’s ass floss.
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so gay she needs help!
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so old that I told her to act her age and the bitch died
Posted: January 7th, 2007
Yo mama so dark that she fell through the Grand Canyon and people were looking at her and they said ” dark is falling