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1260 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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  1. 34
    crazy_chix said:

      your mutha so dumb she locked herself in tescos an starved her self to death

  2. 35
    kendell said:

      yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon

  3. 36
    paul said:

      your mom is so stupid when she went to a hotel she said where is my pay

  4. 37
    Crazydude said:

      Yo’Momma is soooooooo fat she stands in two time zones

  5. 38
    Crazydude said:

      Yo Momma is soooooooo ugly that when she threw a boomerang it didn’t come back

  6. 39
    Crazydude said:

      Yo’momma is like a brick she is flat on all sides and get lade by Mexicans!

  7. 40
    Crazydude said:

      Mel is slow

  8. 41
    Donnie Crawford said:

      yo momma’s teeth so yellow she spits out butter

  9. 42
    Donnie Crawford said:

      Yo momma is so black i shot her and the bullets came back and said “i can’t find her!!”

  10. 43
    Roxanne said:

      yo mommas’ teeth are so yellow, that when she shut her mouth her stomach lit up.

  11. 44
    Donnie Crawford said:

      yo momma is so stupid she watches the three stooges and takes notes!!

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