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1355 Responses to “Do Battle with Other Snap Masters”

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    Anonymous said:

      instructs?brainwashed,soliciting drippy fledged backstop

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    Anonymous said:

      gardener.suffocates azimuths baker.holden reconstruction coax

  3. 432
    Anonymous said:

      Yo momma so fat that if i cut her she bleed bacon grease

  4. 433
    Elijah Cecil said:

      Yo Mama Is So Greedy, The Only thing she shares is her herpies. Yo mama is so poor, that when she is crawling in a garbage can, i ask what is she doing and she says Grocery Shopping. Yo mama is so Dirty that when she goes in a dumpster, Her and the rats sing “We are Family We might look different but we have simalarity” Yo mama is so Poor that when she goes out in the grass she needs to wipe her feet inside. Yo mama is like You, Your A Faggot who is on here reading my terrific Jokes. Yo mama is so harry that she haves afros on her nipples. Yo mama is like a Vacoum cleaner, She Sucks She Blows and Gets Laid In Da Closet Beeyathc!!!.

  5. 434
    cheez it said:

      a pig and a rabbit were both blind and didnt know what kinda animals they were. so they feel eachother to find out. the pig says your sall,fluffy wit big long ears. the rabbit says oh cool im a rabbit. he feels the pig and says you have curly hair and a big nose wit a tail above your ass the pig says oh shit im a nigga

  6. 435
    cheez it said:

      yo mom so poor she put a happy meal on layaway

  7. 436
    justin said:

      here are some real jokes that get updated every week go to justin2cool.piczo.com

  8. 437
    Your mama said:

      yo mama so fat she was used as a road block for police car chases.
      yo mama so fat when she was standing by the road she got a parking ticket for “illegally parking”
      yo mama was so ugly people asked “who let king kong out?”

  9. 438
    Your mama said:

      Yo i just read some of the yo mama’s you guys got it off
      the internet.. thats how wack you are

  10. 439
    lila said:

      yh moms so ugly her face waz the front cover of scary movie 4

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    lila said:

      yh moms breath smells so bad i sed poooo do u smell some cheese

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